She got plump again

eat it all up you fat little piggy

Shut up Paddy

tfw no wife who can casually gain or lose 50 pounds and still look like a 10 either way

Have you considered the possibility that you are a sexual of the homo variety?

Mommy

5'7

Eh too tall

I know right??? Also she should have a cock, damn that'd be hot!

Too small

Bryce Dallas Howard? More like Brapp Dookie Hogger, amirite? Still would tho

you'd have to be a pretty severe manlet to be height mogged by a 5'7 woman

Any woman over 5’7 is too tall and basically like dating a man

Any dude who's under 6 ft is a woman

What yoyo dieting does to you.

Huh, so I guess this means she ISN'T taking Ozempic? Or she stopped.

I keep waiting for her to realize that she doesn't need to be skinny any more and just hog out. Especially now that she's trying to play-pretend at being a director.

I won't be satisfied if she's less than 250 pounds.

God I want her to get obese so bad.

where's the BDH giantess fanfiction poster I need to jerk off

are you referring to the holodeck poster or the deviantart poster