/hor/ - Horror General

Imagine if Rob zombie could have made a hard R munsters.

mods he's back

What movies did you guys watch this week?

red rooms
candlewood
sicario 2
home sweet home rebirth

Terrifier for the first time

Cool. T2 and T3 are a huge decline in quality

None. Waiting until October.

Anyone go see Death of a Unicorn? What'd you think?

Not interested lol. I always wonder what type of normie loser goes watch these woke mainstream films.

I wasn't all that impressed with 1

It was solid film and did what it wanted to do. t2 and t2 is cater to masses and hope-to-draw-more in type of trash.

need films recs about alien invasion, prefer if they were smaller lesser know films.

Terror Firmer

Nowhere 1997

Rigor Mortis

Yeah I agree. Terrifier 2&3 were cringe and reddit.

the black phone.

Anyone else feels the creeping fear of death getting stronger and you grow older

green room but I dunno if that's horror, probably more of a thriller really.

Shut the fuck up faggotz I watch this shite to escape the existential dread.

I'm gonna watch The Hallow tonight

I didn't ask if you were interested faggot I asked if anyone went. "lol."

This was good.

yea it was supposed to flop but it did really well. if it was marketed more + no covid it would have been bigger.

if you unironically like nu-horror, there's something mentally wrong with you.

idk I thought there was tons of marketing, or maybe I just saw that mask everywhere and that basically did all the marketing needed. got good early reviews though which helped.

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Do you ever find yourself fondly remembering the good old days when you were still a shark?

if you set a horror film or series in the 70s, 80s or 90s and its good its easy money. surprised more companies haven't tried doing this.

yeah some cuck nu-male soi boi cringe beta

On a scale of 1-10 how reddit is /hor/? I am new here.

10

im 20 years old.

It's Pissman. Very distinct form of autism, the alts having "organic discussion" about aging are already here.

kys npm

Sirs, you didn't specify the scale

kek so youre cringe and low test and dysgenic
i think /hor/ is 8-9. Anon Babble overall is a pretty reddit board.

10 is maximum reddit.
We have 20 year old low test soi bois and 40+ year old millenumales.

my max bench is 230 pounds so if you arent obese thats your body , I am 6'5 200 pounds. I likely outclass you physically. dont test me.

i am 42.

What does this post have to do with horror movies?

grim. very hard to look well proportioned at that height.

any movies where women get beaten

that guy called me "low test and dysgenic" but yet I outclass him physically. im defending myself.

Yeah lots

Favourite horror houses?

The dysgenic zoomer thinks he isnt part of the most pathetic generation.
Bro is pushing 50

this guy

It's pissman. Just don't engage, he has much more experience being mentally retarded than you.

You were raised in a very bad environment. You are dysgenic looking. Everyone in your generation is. It is well known that your generation is aging like milk.

It's actually just a lighthouse in California but this shot in The Fog always captured my imagination

idk the lore but thanks for the heads up.

The only thing you “out” me is aging lil bro lol. You probably look the same age as me too. I am 47. lmfao.

The conjuring. Massive 2 story place with like 7 bedrooms and your own pond. Dream home right there.

i need some so i know what to avoid

check up the content rating for films before watching them if you're a sensitive viewer

I am 6'5 200 pounds.

Lakers need a shooting guard but you're on Anon Babble arguing with mental illness.

Why do ugly mid people always bring up

muh dick

pussy

i kick yo azz

lol. pathetic generation. Go goon to your sex goddest Jenna Ortega.

Yeah gen z ages like milk.

If he was smart he be acting.

Notice how you're getting multiple replies all off topic? It's the same spammer. Notice the filenames.

He is part of the most dysgenic generation and at his height during these times, he definitely didnt develop properly. Probably looks gross and wrong like the dutch giant.

Living in a lighthouse would be comfy as fuck. Or doing a radio station from one.
There needs to be more of both of these desu. I've seen Pontypool/The Fog, and Cold Skin/The Lighthouse.

TCM2 has a radio station too

Yeah for sure. It is always some ill looking tall guy with all wrong proportions that mention height. Too long femurs/arms/legs or too narrow shoulders or too long torso or narrow skull etc etc. After a certain height, you are at risk at looking malformed.

This thread is dildos

It's interesting that one of the OG haunted houses, from House on Haunted Hill wasn't a rickety gothic building as seen on the poster. Instead it was a Frank Lloyd Wright mayan revival manor.

20 years old and looking 30. zoomers lost before it began. better than being gen BETA i guess. lol
Go watch Death of a Unicorn and enjoy the dysgenic actresses who look just like you lil bro

You are absolutely malding today. Complete sperg meltdown in 3... 2...

This general is full of redditors probably but at least you dont get banned for voicing your opinion. I think I will stay.

Welcome to /hor/. Enjoy your stay. We have low test dysgenic 20 year olds and 40 plus year olds who are still stuck in the 80’s.

did you just samefag your own post?

House on Haunted Hill came out like 30 years after Dark Old House I'd say it's pretty far from an OG.

No.

That is his self-soothing strategy.

Tonight's /hor/ theme is THE THING FROM THE GRAVE

There are other age groups here retard. But yeah, the regulars here are all 40 and above.

I am 30.

Cabin Man is far from 40. he hasn't changed from his baby pumpkin picture.

How are the comics? I haven't actually read any.

He said he was 27 or something. During day time, it is only about 6-8 of us here and it is mainly 40 year olds. Very comfy. Love talking about Argento

And Gremlins and other movies that makes me feel young again like Poltergeist.

yeah i love it when we discuss 80’s movies endlessly

Watch Lowlifes

I mean the 1980s was the high point of the horror genre. Films from that decade are bound to be discussed. /hor/ is like /metal/, there’s no point in getting upset when something from the 1980s is brought up because that was its greatest decade.

WATCH RED ROOMS AND NEVER WATCH LOWLIFES

should i watch presence, bagman, or nosferatu tonight?

watch Lowlifes

watch Combat Shock

Watch Hereditary

Watch Lowlifes. Don't watch cuckrooms.

Nosferatu is for cucks

normally i hate spam like this but this is a cute girl tell me the premise and where i can watch it

Hot

Just watch it

The survival instincts of a road-tripping family are put to the test when they have no other choice but to stay the night at a remote homestead.

It's free on Tubi

sssssmokin

They were quite good for the time, considering this was literally the 50s.
Extremely graphic for the 50s, hot women, manly men, what's not to love, would definitely have made a big part of the childhood of any horror loving lad in the 50s
Most Tales from the Crypt episodes are basically expanded versions of the comic tales, down to the same core plot/idea which is why they even have the same title.
Crypt adapted stories from the 4 major horror comics from those days: Tales from the Crypt, Shock SuspenStories, Vault of Horror & Haunt of Fear
Sadly Comics Code bullshit came and killed them all swiftly and surely, and to the day we don't have something similar horror wise as far as comics.
Anyways, you can read them all online here:
readcomiconline.li/Comic/Tales-From-The-Crypt-1950/
Or just search there for the other titles I mentioned, they have it all

damn never heard of that before. rip. they really went after horror as well.

Are there any good jap horror films from this millennium?

Occult and Noroi are good found footage.

I watched the alien 2015 found footage film, not done with it but the woman is annoying as fuck. she doesnt need to be in the movie yet there she is crying, screaming and complaing.

yeah thats what women do.

If anyone wants dementkino found footage, watch Insanity (2019) and The Outwaters (2022)

ouchies

Shark thread
Shark board
Shark world

Anyone know a movie with the same vibe as the Mummy movies or Indiana Jones? Also any good monster movies?

The Pyramid 2014 maybe. Not a great movie though desu. Something to watch one time then again maybe 15-20 years later.

Not horror but the Tintin movie is actually pure Spielberg kino.
The Ninth Gate is a kind of mystery investigator film.
If you like found footage you could watch The Pyramid or As Above, So Below.

Grandpa using pornography to groom Marilyn.

Wonder how that got past the Censor.

If you mean more adventure/action horror then:
Van Helsing
Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters is pure kino
The Cave
Solomon Kane also works but I always felt it was rather mid
Congo can work somewhat but it's more like Indiana Jones than horror and not really that good

Velvet Buzzsaw is one of those films where the start is so offputting I almost quit (like Psycho Goreman levels). As it went on though it won me back. Have to recommend it just for that.

I thought it was fine. I don't know why people said it was some horrible thing when it's just a 3/5 with a few above average creative elements so really it'd be like a 4/5 if you were grading on a curve which I'm not dumb enough to do but still it's definitely better than your typical slasherslop

The Vampire Lovers would have been better if it was an all female cast and kept the first vampire around longer

lurkin'. chompin'. jumpin'.
the public hungers for shark kino.

And one more makeout scene.

More lesbianism was implied but yes

Have you seen Lust For A Vampire and Twins of Evil?

I don't remember Lust for a Vampire so probably not.
I'm not a huge hammer fan I'm mostly just disappointed in them having a lot of erotic lead up but it never quite gets going or pays off

Ah ok.
Lust For A Vampire was pretty good, But if you're not a big Hammer fan, then maybe Vampyres 1974 or The Devils Plaything 1973 then? They are both pretty erotic.