PREDATOR BADLANDS story and footage description

hard disagree.
quite literally the only female-lead movie of the last 25 years worth watching.

Would have been crazy kino with someone like jacob elordi and a young female predator instead of yet another woman. Real shame.

Yautja

Anyone who uses this term is a faggot. They're Predators.

Nobody gives a shit what you disagree with faggot. He is right.

Predator is so retarded it doesn't know how it's own weapons work

Keeps firing it's canon even without the targeting system even tho it's clear it will only go where the helmet is pointing

The dumbass Mary Sue native American figures it out before him

Mary Sue even comprehends thermal vision in the slightest

Girl boss 120 Indian John wicks a bunch of fully grown settlers.

Lmao you're a retard

Ummm the Predator was a good guy in AVP, sweety

agreed, much better than shane black's excrement

muh emotional predator girlboss story

I'm going to review bomb this shit so hard

I enjoyed The Predator. It wasn't good but I enjoyed it.

cool. im interested

...but enough about James Cameron's "Aliens"

Broken mary sue trash!

This is insane and I didn't believe it was being made

dont @ me faggot

how much did trump tariff the yautja homeworld?

Unadulterated mary sue garbage; emphasis on it's trash!!!!!

Prey is aids

Disney

Into the trash
Just give franchise to japs or euros.

Cry about it bitch

heh

I'm gonna watch the shit out of this. lol just kidding.

Elle is the main draw.

It was fine for 95% of the runtime then completely shit the bed in the last 15 minutes with the dumb marvel fight

how do you go from this...

hard disagree.

quite literally the only female-lead movie of the last 25 years worth watching.

no Predator movie of a hunter arriving during the Cretaceous or some anachronistic time period with paleolithic man, dinosaurs, smilodons etc

no Predator movie set during WW1 or WW2.

no Predator movie with alien protagonists

So many possibilities for simple premises and they choose girlboss shit.

the movie sets out to answer the question, "What if the Predator was a good guy?"

You mean the question they already answered in almost every single fucking media involving Aliens versus Predator? Do they seriously pretend the fans aren't aware of this shit?

quite literally the only female-lead movie of the last 25 years worth watching

Yeah, you simps say that about every fucking actress that's even mildly fucking attractive because you have absolutley no fucking standards. You'll probably even shill this movie for free because you're all a bunch of fucking cucks.

What if the Predator was the Mandalorian?

ngl that pred looks cash money but im going to assume the movie will be shit

jacob elordi

crazy kino

What in the penetration

Is that AI/fanart or an actual look?

apologize

Look at how many of them think Margaret Qualley is hot

Fugitive Predator design is good tho.

Has my alcoholism got to me? I thought the badlands show was gonna be a caveman type deal.

She cute. I nutted to her a lot watching s1 of leftovers.

>Something unprecedented happens in this movie, and my character is not the one being chased," the actor teased. "My character actually teams up with the Predator, and you get to see him in a whole new light.”

It really feels like most of the new Alien and Predator films feel like riffs on AvP. Romulus even opened with a big AvP homage, and was paced like AvP, and had facehuggers that were like AvP's.

Too add, mpvie, not show. I remember lots of threads talking about it being before prey.

So no female Predator? That fucking sucks

Another Predator teams up with a female human movie? We had that before.

Pajeet

Gee I wonder if they'll team up to fight an even meaner super predator
Maybe the super predator also teamed up with a slaver

I dont necessarily see the point of assassins creeding the predator franchise either

Still want to see the original cut, however fucked it may be, with the area 51 predbros

Eh, be careful what you wish for. A lot of fans hate the comics for introducing even the name Yakjjua, throwing in a matriarchal society on top of that would induce just as much seethe and holloywood would probably start putting subtitles for the predators. Prey kinda sucked because of the unrealistic "girl boss" shit if you will, but the ambiguity of that predator being a young juvenile. Kinda made it work. I swear, autistic lore fags ruin franchises with needing an answer and reason for everything, but it is inevitable with any successful franchise.

still no Predator vs Colonial Marines movie

Romulus even opened with a big AvP homage

It did? I must have completely missed it?

The opening scene is the cocoon being lowered on chains. This is a homage to the Alien Queen being pulled out of the pit on chains in AvP. There's the exact same top-down shot and everything.

Whiter than you

Every Predator movie should've followed (movie genre) and then the Predator shows up like how the first was Arnie War Hero flick and the Second was Danny Glover cop flick.

TFW no Napoleonic War Predator

TFW no Great War Predator

TFW no Dubya Dubya Duex Predator

TFW no Noir Predator

TFW no Sword and Sorcery Predator

The Predator being so shit is the only reason there are people who think Prey is good. It still fucking sucks.

"What if the Predator was a good guy?"

I thought Predator was Rocky vs an Alien because he was world champion already

Girrrl Powah!

Never watched Prey. Loved Predator, l8ked Predators and Predator 2, hat3d the rest, didn't watch the last one. Should I watch Prey?

Maybe I will.
Then I'm gonna piss and shit all in my pants.
Bet you feel stupid now, punk.

It was kinda dull, not the worst movie but nothing great

The Predator is going to be black skinned.
The "good" predator is a negro.
Just you watch, that's the whole shtick.

The Predator in the film is already severely damaged by her brother and other members of the tribe by the time she even gets to it. Her brother goes out dying a warriors death and it was cool to see him fight on horseback. Her little dog even gets a hit in. It’s not like she just 1v1’d the predator no problem. Just like the theme of the movies usually go, she uses her cunningness and wits to actually beat the Predator because she’s severely outclassed. In the original movie the Predator wasn’t even injured badly by the time he squared up with Arnold. Even Arnold was no match in a head on battle. tl:dr stop being a pussy who watches Critical Drinker for his opinions.

I'll pirate it and put it on the list, thanks.

at least let her show her body there

No, this movie sucked ass. Weaponized autism and a gang of characters where everyone is trying to be the quirky funny person never worked and was embarrassing. The power rangers mech suit at the end was the icing on the shit cake.

It did. The whole premise was crap, even Drinker thought so at 1st, until he magically somehow...didn't. I seriously hate fucking sellouts.

nice vitiligo, nigger. the real test is proving your cock is white

Faggot, the choreography in that final fight in no way communicates that the Predator was “severely damaged” from previous fights. He’s literally jumping around like a horny rabbit hoping from tree to tree while any “severe damag” is caused by an 80 pound woman. None of the visual storytelling tries to sell the predator as a wounded beast in that scene. Bringing up critical drinker is further proof of you being a humongous homosexual faggot.

le bad ass girl

i doubt they even release it at this point

Is that a positive portrayal of white masculinity? Ewwwww this isn't what I'm used to

honestly I only really disliked the google translate talking predators and the whole autism plot
it was an awful predator movie but it's not like the future can be any brighter under disney

No, it is awful.

This movie is watchable as fuck, fun moments and they had the foresight to know they couldn't ever top the Arnold versus the Pred from the first movie, so they just remade it.

so they just remade it

then how is it nothing like it?

it was aight and it was a good precedent for a series of historical predators we hopefully get

hes right faggot

Its a bare bones showdown between the last one alive and the Predator. They use the NAM traps and the mud trick. Its the same scene bro.

Why you wait for something you know it will be crapshoot corporate slop for Indians? You are not white.

then how is it nothing like it?

You can remake something into a new thing, yet similar to its previous state. Wasn't trying to trick you anon.

nah, im just disagreeing in a dickish way.
if you enjoy it, cool.

Bringing up the term girl boss a fully grown man (which you aren’t, troon) is enough to put you in the same category as every lame YouTuber on the planet. Even if you discount all the stabbings, arrows, and other things that happens and we assume the predator heals itself she still shoots it in the back of the fucking head by surprise. I would tell you to dilate and kill yourself but you’re probably already half way there.

Doesn't matter if your skin is white, you thinking Qualley is hot makes you a pajeet because only pajeets are desperate for an ugly nosferatu like Qualley.

What if the Predator was the good guy.

AVP already exists disney. But I'm not too surprised you're choosing to ignore that film given how you're still refusing to let Alien and Predator crossover since the buyout

That movie was alright. But for me? A true AVP adaption should be based on 1999 game. 3 main characters; lone survivor Marine; lone Predator hunter; lone warrior Xeno.

She doesn’t look like an action hero.