Doug loses his journal

doug is now not only an incel but a cuck as well

his own his best impregnated his wife not once but twice

Skeeter is blue

patty is tan

Doug is white

Dougs kids are blue.

oh no...

KEKED

Is his sister a lesbian now?

Wasn't there a pasta or actual blog post from the creator going around? Where as an adult his real life Patty invites him to dinner and he's thinking he has a real date with her only for her to introduce her husband

Doug is a schizo. It makes sense Roger can't read his diary when it is actually just Porkchop's feces mashed between the pages.

Skeeter skeeted inside Paddy? Dougbros.. how can we compete with blues or greens?

Yes.

Original series creator, Jim Jinkins, revealed the suprising news with Tenn Buick. The concept right now is a potential sequel series of Doug and Patti Mayonnaise getting married with their own kids as the show will now focus on Doug’s kids, the series tentatively titled Doug Kids.

Confirned that those are Doug and Patty's kid btw

thedisinsider.com/2023/10/11/doug-sequel-series-being-cooked-up-for-disney/

Make a series about how he lost the girl

Make a sequel where he actually reproduced with her

Jesus Christ this man needs to move on. Is.there a bigger simp on this planet?
She must be cringing so hard at this. It's actually disturbing.

Reminder that the whole Doug and Patty thing is the result of Jim Jenkins wanting to rewrite his teen years.

It’s my ten-year reunion, and I didn’t go. I was in New York working like crazy as a freelancer and just trying to make it there. And I got a phone call in New York and it’s Patti. The real Patti. And my heart’s beating fast. She’s like, ‘I was at the reunion! You weren’t!’ and I was like, ‘Yeah…sorry…I had to work.’ And she goes, ‘I found out you live in New York. Guess what—I do, too!’ And she told me where she lives. We lived across Central Park from each other. And she says, ‘Why don’t you come over for dinner?’

So now we’re in a Doug show. I’m like, what do I wear? What will she look like!? All that’s happening as I’m walking across Central Park to her apartment, just wondering and just hoping, all those things. I was, at the time, very available.

I get to the door, and you get buzzed up in New York, and so I walk up to the apartment and I hear the lock turn—it’s getting ready to happen—and she opens the door, and she’s perfect. Just perfect. She just looks spectacular and she’s so happy, and her arms fly up and we hug, and I’m just like [frightened guttural gasping noises]. She backs up and she goes ‘Look, Jimmy! Boobs! I got my boobs!’ [Laughs.] It sounds like I’m making this up, right? And I’m like, ‘Yeah… yeah, uh huh!’ ‘Yeah, they always used to call me Flatty Patti, but look!’ And she was just funny and fun and innocent, but it’s like Doug and Patti together again, ten years later, right?

So this is all wonderful, right? And then she wheels and goes, ‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’

And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening.

This is a retcon, in an earlier interview he mentioned how Doug probably learnt to find someone else and they all went their separate ways, echoing what happened to him and the real Patti here

Yeah but that makes him relatable, because I wish my youth was different and I got that juicy (I was gonna type her name here but it's probably better not to) pussy

But why are they blue, though?

Rodger came from a single parent household and they even have an episode surrounding this fact of life.

Doug was infertile so he has his best bro knock up his waifu. Let's be honest we've all been there.

Dear lord the trolls are absolutely awful this morning.
The blue kids are skeeters kids.
the other kid is Doug’s.
This isn’t hard to follow

Yeah, in retrospect Roger was pretty benign as far as bullies go. All he ever did was take the piss, he didn't have any actual ill will against Doug.

they aren’t blue.
Those are skeeters kids.
why are all the trolls this stupid now a days?

wtf is that Judge Judy thing talking about John titor? Thats the fake time traveller right?

Skeeter's kid dresses up as Quailman

Another bullshit cuck fantasy

I'm not "trolling" but simply having a giggle. Calm down Jim you little bitch.

skeeter kids are dressed like Doug

Doug is dangerously based, actual basedboys project Quailman tier feelings of failure upon due to hegemonic Zionist brainwashing

SKEETER'S KIDS LOOK JUST LIKE SKEETER

AND MY TWO KIDS LOOK JUST LIKE SKEETER

I always hated Doug, but the side characters were great.

Douglas Yancy Funny! What are you doing to your penis?

also is Chalky gay or just an incel

women are pure evil

The underlying message of the series seems to be that Doug is actually just a weird sperg who creates his own problems.
Did Roger actually bully him once?

Hey Jimmy! here are my boobs! and there my husband

maximum kek, what a fucking loser

Bro Roger has a sweet ass leather jacket and calls him by his last name. Of course he bullied him! In reality Roger probably joined the Air Force or some shit while Jim eternally lamented his missed (impossible) opportunity.

Yeah, I’m so tired of having sex with my friends’ wives.

Don't do that

oh so it's the same style of self insert children's media like diary of a wimpy kid except created by a depressed nerd, not a psychopath?
t. zoomer

Did Roger even ever physically assault Doug aside from maybe holding him by his collar a few times? I got beaten in the locker room many times a week. Groups of dude would sit outside my friend's house with fucking megaphone telling me I was getting my ass kicked whenever I had to leave eventually. It was insane. I cannot imagine being aa cowardly as Jim where one dude puts you in a perpetual state of fear

Doug learned important life lessons about honesty and humility

Same here. Your friend's wives are exhausting. They say your wife is lonely too but let's be honest with each other here.

Yeah, well, he got married in 1988 to a woman who's probably a lot better for my life and the mother of his kids, so maybe don't go judging people just from internet gossip.

now?

Klotz is a jewish surname.

Greg would whoop Doug's ass.

I'm guessing the kids were from Patty's first husband who tragically died and that was the one and only reason why she ever gave Doug a chance.

DON'T TAKE CARE OF YOUR WIVES' SONS, DOUGLAS

VERY EXPENSIVE

Jim-sama...

In the modern day he would be perfect for a drone operator. But in seriousness Klotz could be German as well. The hilarious thing is it means "Awkward' because Jim clearly projected his own insecurities on his bully.

Klotz, klutz, ya get it? The antonist is actually the one with my faults!

Netflix revival getting announced soon, I bet

Really, have we found out who might get blackwashed? I can see patty because she was calfornia tan, and nignogs like saying that skeeter is "black coded". Maybe connie, as she was fat, and she could be the fat black chick that says "aw hell nah" or some thing.

It was just banter. I've befriended Rogers that ribbed me a bit and everything was fine.

Doug is white

Patti is orange

Skeeter is blue

One of Doug and Patti's kids is blue

What did he mean by this?

Doug shoots blanks so he gave Skeeter a blowjob and then spat it up Patty HONK HONK

slipped up there jimmy

you raped Patty

honk honk!

*honk honk*

Doug's kids

I remember the last episode, or close to it, was Doug getting ready for high school. Why didn't they just go with that?

How the fuck is that dog still alive?

Because they want Nostalgia bucks. "Hey remember Doug? He's an adult now just like you!"

Absolutely and irrevocably cucked
You can practically feel how desperately he thought his hour had come at last, that it wasn't too late to get what he'd always dreamed of, and how violently that thought, kept locked tight in his heart for all those years, got crushed in an instant

Captcha: NTRPK

Doug belongs in a locker.

errm, she just wanted to reconnect with an old friend, it's you who's being weird and creepy about it

This is honestly not so bad. The earlier your oneitis gets cured the better off you'll be in life.

Was Doug ever the good guy? He was always creepy

Being friends with someone who doesn't like you back is a obviously a shitty situation to be in. I don't know why women pretend it's not. I mean, he's definitely in the wrong too for not moving on and presumably never making a move when he should have but still.

GOD TIER

The Beets

Beebe Bluff

HIGH TIER

Roger Klutz

Judy Funni

MID TIER

Patti Mayonnaise

Doug's parents

LOW TIER

Skeeter

Doug

SHIT TIER

Bud Dink

I actually made friends with a Rodger type in middle school and he helped me not be a bitch. I learned not to be such a weird sperg.

Women don’t think that way and especially attractive women. They just think people are nice and want to be friends with them. They don’t understand that the entire reason people are nice to them is they want sex and crumbs of pusy.

Why is Connie so sweaty and perfect?

cause i'm 40 and this shit lives rent free in my head from my childhood

CAMP ANA WANNA WE HOLD YOU IN OUR HEART

But nobody like Doug even back when people had a limited range of channels to watch.

Need more pics of Cletus Roger's blonde, trailer trash daughter in denim shorts

She probably assumed that their friendship was more than just sexual attraction. Or that Jimmy moved on with his life after high school and met someone else to get married.

It rarely is, if you're a woman your guy friends will all fuck you at the drop of a hat. Unless they have a reason not to (they're taken, you're not very attractive, etc)

swap Doug with Dink and that list is 10/10

THOSE
ARE
NOT
DOUGS
KIDS
THOSE
ARE
SKEETERS
KIDS

Doug is a loser faggot, but if Roger wasn't going to read it, how would he know his handwriting was so shit? He at least tried.

Doug was a boring cartoon that doesn't deserve a legacy sequel (that will inevitably get shitcanned and memoryholed after 2 short seasons). No millennial with kids of their own fondly remembers Doug. It was always a timeslot warmer that you only watched until a good cartoon like SpongeBob came on

I wouldn't even let my children watch Doug anyway because it rewards pussy behavior. I was a pussy when I was a kid and fell for Funnybone's permanent record meme so I'd never cause trouble. If I could do it all over again I would give zero fucks about not standing up for myself because once you have good enough grades to apply for college nothing else fucking matters. Fuck Doug for making me learn that lesson way later than most.

Roger is black (remember he's the nigger bully) and they can't read cursive, it's something he included in the show that is a cross-over fact from IRL

Doug is raising Skeeter's kids because Patty settled for him after they got divorced. Don't act like this doesn't happen every day in real life. He may have gotten the girl, but she's only using his resources to raise another man's unwanted children.

Doug is goyslop meant to brainwash little White kids into being bullied into submission by adults and minorities.

nigga no
Skeeters Kids are Friends With Doug’s kids

Did yall just forget Bebe Bluff exists?

You mean best girl? Yeah.. Though judy was 2nd ^-^

Dink

Mr Dink will cut a bitch
youtube.com/watch?v=kzGOCrRivt4

Ug

Right, if the story is true I've never heard of a woman cucking 2 dudes at the same time. Ok yeah she didn't fuck him but I'd still be pissed if my wife invited a high school friend who had a known giant crush on her and within five minutes she's saying "look at my boobs, not flatty patti anymore."

MR DINK