no one even knows wtf a chicken jockey is, even the most die hard minecraft players. Why was this the line out of everything in the film that made zoomers cream their pants in excitement?
No one even knows wtf a chicken jockey is, even the most die hard minecraft players...
I think that is the point, zoomer humour is absurdist and random
Because it's a funny and unusual set of words.
The memes from this movie are not organic they're designed by a marketing team with a vision of how they want things to go. In their head they thought "chicken jockey is the perfect niche internet nerd thing to get adult manchildren with access to social media hyped up about the inclusion of a niche thing they recognise".
I'm happy for zoomers this time. Normally most thing zoomers do makes me cringe but this is one of those times I feel like an old man feeding ducks on a bench while kids are playing and I just think "isn't that nice that they're having fun"
Oh look, the spamming shills are already here. How joyful.
you're still mad that you thought this movie was going to bomb cause of the first trailer but now it's on track to hit a billion. fuck you
You are too stupid to understand why children find the term "chicken jockey" funny. They're children. Random things ARE funny to them.
you are very out of touch with reality
I don't give a shit, I'm just explaining how modern marketing works to a retard who somehow still hasn't figured it out.
And 10 year old children who find this funny don't post on Anon Babble. They're on Roblox or Tiktok. The only ""people"" reposting this crap here are subhuman jeet shills like you.
You are devalueing the word shill by using it wrong
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS, CHICKEN JOCKEY
TO THROW THE POPCORN
TO MAKE A MESS FOR
THE SAD JANNY
Don't act like you weren't throwing shit and screaming in the theater in 1995 when Liu Kang said FLAWLESS VICTORY
It's also the bizarre inflection, almost like how one would speak to a misbehaving child.
Usually I’d seethe at them too, but took my daughter to see the film and the zoomie antics actually enhanced the experience.
Everyone knows about chicken jockey is.
They're integral to all those "what's the rarest mob in Minecraft" videos.
It's baby zombie villager chicken jockey in full enchanted diamond gear.
You have better ods at wining the lottery than having it spawn
no one even knows wtf a chicken jockey is
It's someone who fucks chickens isn't it?
Like "cock jockey" is someone who rides cocks
I dunno I never played Minecraft
I don't think you can fuck animals in minecraft.
No problem I prefer fucking animals IRL anyway
Kids that grew up handling farm animals wouldn't freak out. It's a cute phrase for a common activity in more rural areas that is just marketing for city people.
should've typed it in all caps so it would like Jack Black was yelling that
devalueing
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if a mod of it doesn't exist, it will
Astroturfed meme, literally. They probably paid a bunch of random teenagers to make le funny maymay theatre disruption vines for Tiktok and Xitter
Now you're devalueing indian accusations
i wasnt, i was watching french art house films not video game movies
You’ve not seen the sheep piston? I’m surprised they didn’t put it in the film desu
Actual children find the minecraft movie unsatisfying because it does not resemble minecraft in the least
are there spider jockeys in this movie?
Yeah
Minecraft player here. I've never seen a chicken jockey in survival before and I've been playing since it was added.
Go yell at clouds, old man
lol triggered
There's another one that got posted where they literally brought a chicken inside the theater, pure kino.
Forced, government psyop.
same ive seen plenty of little zombies but never knew they could ride things
it's just a publicity stunt. the movie is utter sloppa
Zoomers are unironically not human, they are an entire generation of wiggers who do not have souls and everything they do or like is dictated entirely by the algorithm and what the government tells them
Horrid creatures really
EXPLAIN CHHICKEN JOCKEY TO ME OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! DON'T DUMB IT DOWN INTO SOME VAGUE SHIT! EXPLAIN CHICKEN JOCKEY TO ME RIGHT NOW OR I'LL LITERALLY FUCKING KILL YOU! WHAT THE FUCK IS A JOCKEY WITHOUT CHICKEN? WHAT THE FUCK ARE MINECRAFTS? DON'T DUMB IT DOWN OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
Reality is a mass AI generated simulation designed to torment the few sapient individuals unwillingly plugged into it.
There is no joke, it's something the media wanted to force as a meme to get people to see their retardation propaganda and zoomers, being the perfected form of goyim, played right into it
Also chicken jockeys are an enemy in meinkampf that are baby zombies riding chickens and they're super strong or something idk
Just wait until the skibidi toilet movie comes out
Did they have the witch or the skeletons riding horses?
Because it was a forced meme by M$ to cover the movie suddenly making money *Laundered* when it's obvious to anyone with eyes who watched 5 minutes of it its holy balls bad.
nope it's all low brow slop. the only thing they put effort in were literal faggot insinuations
I really don't get why they got Jack Black to be Steve, and why his "costume" is a horrible beard and he's a fat fuck
he's steve after being trapped 50 years in the Mine Craft
wagies are NOT happy
tiktok.com
How did this movie break Anon Babble so hard?
i just want to lick their shirtless bodies