We are all, all of us, walking around right now with a little bit of shit, smeared on our buttholes.
Was he right?
We are all, all of us, walking around right now with a little bit of shit, smeared on our buttholes
Americans don't use bidets and most don't wash their asses either.
Why is cartoon slop tolerated on Anon Babble? Go away troon
yeah, right. i bet you're not even a real butthole inspector.
a bidet was the best thing i've ever bought
t. american
too much of a hassle
I'll just destroy city infrastructure
It’s crazy to me Americans and Europeans don’t clean their arse with water after taking a shit, it’s disgusting
t.australian
before i got the bidet, i would just take a shower after my morning shit
now i don't have to take a shower
I save my crust for my husband and random strangers
I wipe with dry paper to get the initial bulk out of the way, then wet a few stacked sheets (bathroom sink is usually within arm's reach while sitting down) and use that to wipe and apply moisture (gently, fancy toilet paper can hold its form a bit but the cheap stuff falls apart easily) then go back to dry, inspecting to see how clean it is, then back to wet and so on until as clean as possible.
buy a japanese toilet
after visiting japan i couldn't live without it
This applies to am*rimutts and other brown 3rd worlders.
I do most of my shitting at work so I don't think I can justify that expense at home sadly.
where are the poop scissors
i respect the hustle
gotta get yourself one of these
t. american
you mean "t. fatty mcretard"
nah just kidding my family, have a good day
Why do you need a spotless asshole?
once you've experienced it you just can't go back
He’s got crusts because he can’t wipe with tard arms. My asshole personally could use a little buff out.
Somebody get this hothead outta here
I got a bidet. Also not circumcised, maybe there's a correlation.
You shave your asshole?
You assume Americans wipe, but most don't know how to do it properly, so there's always shit on their anuses and underwear
Remember when Jimmy teased Craig because Craig's mom doesn't shave?
no idk how i even would but i love my bidet
I got sick of my niece not being able to clean herself properly when I'd take her for a few days, she was like 4 or so. Got a bidet installed and it's great. Her asshole is spotless pink now.
I bought a $20 bidet attachment for my toilet from Home Depot on a whim. It's wonderful, but every time I've told one of my friends that they act like it's weird and wrong. My asshole is the cleanest its ever been in my whole life, and now I hate shitting anywhere but my own house because I feel half clean without the water spray.
I'm ready for my off-topic ban now. It's worth it to try and convert my fellow countryman to the one true way to deglaze your balloon knot.
we're all sinners
yeah
i spit on my toilet paper. just as good as a bidet.
dude just blast your asshole with ice cold water 2-3 times a day
I only shit before taking a shower
The shower water is at an angle that it's inposs9ble for it you reach your asshole
Only a bidet shooting water directly into your small instest8nes will do anything
Americans don't know what a bidet is
Truly hopeless. Euros are once again superior.
Get some shit on your hand
Rinse it with water
"It's clean now!!!!"
Nigga you gotta use soap
just have a shower head with a flexible cord.
That's true
Bidets are worse. They waste water and you still need toilet paper to dry your butthole. That's not the worst of it. They spray everyone's shit everywhere and onto it, and that is going into your butthole. Enjoy your communal diarrhea enemas, bidet users.
I'm glad that my asshole is commonly on the europoors mind it's very fitting
We should somehow learn to combine Americans' cut penises and Europeans' sparkling clean anuses.
I took shower after pooping, so no
I shit before I take a shower. Who is taking multiple shits a day? If I happen to take a shit at some other juncture, I wipe until I don't see brown, and then I do one more pass with a disposable wet wipe. Euros are over there muckspreading like a goddamn hippo.
You've been bad, Mr. Mackey so you're going to have to drink from this glass
everytime for the last month that I've taken a shit theres blood, it's some sort of cut that just won't heal. what am I supposed to do, not shit for a several days?
It's Hemmoroids.
I don't think so, doesn't feel like theres a bump and there's zero pain
I would definitely go to a doctor. Colon cancer is nothing to fuck with, and that's one of the signs. Not to make you panic or anything, but you've got to get on shit like that early early.
I had it late last year and then it went away and came back. if this doesn't go away in the next couple weeks maybe I should but I really don't think it's so serious
I had that, after one big dump I had pain and blood for ages. Think it was an anal fissure. I went to my doctor, got a prescription for some powder I mix in with water that makes my shit soft and I kept taking it until the fissure healed.
Check the colour of your blood though, mine was bright red so I know it wasn't anything to worry about but if it's dark there might be bigger problems.
mine was bright red
yup same, that must be it
That's your call obviously, but you're rolling those dice. My dad went to the doctor for a bit of lower back pain, and was dead within a year. Maybe I'm just hyper-sensitive to that sort of thing now.