Prime Video signed up Waller-Bridge to an exclusivity deal in 2019 worth $20 million a year...

good. now make normal one with grace boobaline currey before its too late

Phoebe Waller Bridge

ugly

Who is more based, Waller-Bridge for conning Bezos out of $100m, or Zeigler for sinking a Disney movie with her vocal opinions?

Have you considered the problem isn’t writing a script but the fact that the people making the decisions upstairs always make all kinds of incredibly stupid and ridiculous demands that make it difficult to produce anything?

This is all getting rolled back to brown and female now that they can't sell to China any more, that's as far as the pendulum's swinging back unfortunately for you sweetie. Shouldn't have voted an idiot into the white house.

These companies can only lose so much money on these woke bombs before the accounting department steps in. Also Reacher is shit.

Fuck off back to plebbit please, yang, thanks.

Usually when they say "no script" it means "no script they want to sign on".

Personally I would do what Andor is doing and have 3 episode storylines instead of a fully serialized tv show. Have a different location and cast of characters for each. Maybe have an overarching season villain who is constantly one step ahead of her.
Using the Tomb Raider Reboot structure of being stranded somewhere would just get boring over a 10 episode season.

Jack Ryan is woke trash, a complete bastardization of Tom Clancy. Plus, it's not popular with blue collar men. But they've course corrected massively. Reacher and TTL are huge hits with that audience and they just recently bought Bond who is the original archetype for all of these action heroes.Reacher is of dwindling quality ever since the great Season 1 and the main guy is a TRT shot away from melting to death but it's still popular and relatively apolitical.

Lara rescues artifact from evil white man company

returns it to native tribe

gets lectured on white privilege

gets catcalled by white male villain

gets blacked

is an A-cup

does the fleabag thing where she turns to address the audience

I can already see the whole thing in my mind.

I'm sure that's probably the case but they still should've put something down on the page for the tens of millions of dollars being invested, if for no other reason than, "why not, we've spent fucking millions on this already?"

Gotta respect the hustle I suppose.

Zeigler for BTFO jews

the chat is she is getting dumped. they are calling it quits on the contract and expect her to deliver nothing. amazon are walking away.

WHAT IS THAT SHIT ON HER FACE!?

so that's on them, she did her job

hapsburg jaw having ugly bitch
nice job she did there hiding the shit stain on her forehead too, you'd think someone from old money, and a woman to boot, would have the vanity to have that shit removed with plastic surgery

need a whole professional team to get to one photography where she's mid looking

yeah no ugly at all

this bitch has literally done nothing of worth her entire life
her initial push was paid for by her rich parents and the beeb
fucking embarrassing

even esl pajeets think she's ugly

it's joever

Scam rich person out of millions

All you do is add a couple lines to a Bond Script

"That'll be 45 Million Quid, boss"

The Neymar of Film and TV.

Challenge accepted:

Anon Babble will write a script for Tomb Raider one word at a time, I'll start:

Lara

They likely did put things on paper numerous times only for more and more inane revisions being demanded at every turn as the executives change their minds on what they want to do

It's nearly impossible when you also have to combine it with left wing politics and agendas now that woke and DEI is dying and also make it appeal to gamers.

nigger

strong follow up

Can’t stand this bitch she made the latest Indiana Jones unwatchable

Physically impossible to wipe

killer

5000

How hard could it possibly be to write a Tomb Raider script?

Very hard, if you try to honor the spirit of de-colonization and want to respect foreign cultures. Lara has just as much unlearning to do as Indiana Jones.

shes not ugly but incredibly bland
just not attractive at all, not sure how to put it

I thought this was the worst post in the thread but then this guy showed up:

hire a bitch who's a total cultural vacuum who can't come up with anything new, and just gets off on taking thing from to take over what the men enjoy

get zero usable results after spending tens of millions of dollars.

Maybe they should have hired male Tomb Raider fans to cough up a script for her to revise and put her name on it, as is the norm with woketards.

Alright, you're right, it would be impossible. I was wrong and concede to that fact.

Chuds stay winning

She was touted as 'The BIG NEW THING' super talented phenom show writer / producer / actor WOW!!! WOW!!! WOW!!! when she 'debuted ' with her show FLEABAG.

I tried watching it, I lasted less than 5 minutes.
It opens with her recounting a one night stand with a guy who had a big dick who as they are fucking - which she describes - he slowly maneuvers his enormous dick towards her asshole, and slips it in, it goes in easily.

Afterwards he thanks her for the anal because his dick is so big he hasn't been able to get in anyone elses asshole before.

After he's gone, she's thinking about what he said, and asks herself the question - and this is the payoff punchline - 'Have I got an enormous asshole?'

That is when I turned it of because my brain was literally melting as if it had been exposed to the Ark of the covenant.

Yup, that is literally the opening of her universally critically acclaimed show FLEABAG from which she was given the role in Indiana Jones as WOKE WOMAN HERO SHITS ON FAGLORD OLD MAN INDY! and then .... $20 million for fuck all on Tomb Raider.

She probably took that $20 million in cash and then shoved it up her ENORMOUS ASSHOLE.

Islam is right. Women should not think, talk or do anything but breed children.

20 million per year btw since 2019

Can't be, that'd be 120 million.

Has to be 20mil total.

Please tell me it isn't 120m.

died

yeah fleabag is shit, but ive heard shes also responsible for ana de armas part in the last james bond movie and that was the most fun part in that movie

muh colonizers

SO SORRY FOR INTRODUCING PAVED ROADS, MODERN SCHOOLS AND UNIVERSITIES, MODERN MEDICINE AND HOSPITALS, INFRASTRUCTURE, AND ALL SORTS OF OTHER STUFF WHILE TEACHING THE 3RD WORLD THE GLOBAL VALUE OF THEIR RESOURCES THAT THEY THOUGHT WERE WORTHLESS.

SO SORRY FOR TEACHING THE THIRD WORLD THE VALUE OF HISTORY, THE SEEKING OF LOST HISTORY, AND THE PRESERVATION OF HISTROY THROUGH BOTH BOOKS AND MUSEUMS. SO FUCKING SORRY FOR SEEKING OUT THE THINGS THAT WERE LOST THAT THE PRIMATES DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY HAD TO HELP THEM FILL IN THEIR OWN HISTORY AND CULTURE THAT MANY OF THE DUMB SHITS DIDN'T EVEN DEVELOP A WRITTEN LANGUAGE TO BOTHER WRITING DOWN TO PRESERVE.

I'm gonna go replay Tomb Raider 3 where Lara shoots up a Polynesian village to find an artifact, and fuck everyone else, then re-watch the Tomb Raider movies with Angelina Jolie's man-made tits.

If you aren't white and are offended by it, then stop wearing my people's clothes, stop coveting the finer things like Louis Vuitton and Ferrari that white people produce, stop coveting white culture and demanding inclusion in it, stop wearing fucking wigs to make your hair like ours, and just dig into your own fucking culture that you're allegedly so fucking proud of.

yeah, but what else have the romans ever done for us?

based. my dream is to just take millions froma streaming service and then go to dubai for a month and do absolutely zero work

Best part was when james bond cried.

fleabag ending is priest guy choosing god over her, irredeemable dumb loser bitch throughout the series. kinda based

based

filtered

horse

btw jj abrams doing the same thing to wb (250 millies!) is not based

WB is extraordinarily retarded. They deserve to get scammed, even by JewJew

A lot of things to consider. The tomb. How it's raided. I mean, damn.

it's a salke thing
she renewed with amazon btw, although going from 'exclusive' to 'first-look', jsyk

Just be born a woman, anon, it's easy.

the daughter of Michael Cyprian Waller-Bridge, founder of the electronic trading platform Tradepoint (bought out by the swiss stock exchange), and Theresa Mary, daughter of Sir John Edward Longueville Clerke, 12th BTaronet, employed by the Worshipful Company of Ironmongers. Her grandfather, Cyprian Waller-Bridge (1918-1960), was an actor and BBC announcer. On her father's side, she is a descendant of the Revd Sir Egerton Leigh, 2nd Baronet, and a distant relative of politician and author Egerton Leigh, Conservative MP for Mid Cheshire from 1873

It's a mystery.

Maybe Microsoft can help by using their new quantum chips.

Enough with the bow and arrows. Lara Croft uses guns like a normal person

Bezos is giving the people what they want

oh yeah that explains all the women, niggers and pozzed shit even at those shows.

I would love to make a joke about Phoebe Walled Bridge but she was always frumpy looking and one step removed from ugly.

Be from long line of people paid to sit on their ass and do nothing

Sit on ass and do nothing

Get paid insane amounts of money for sitting on your ass and doing nothing

Money is so strange.

lmaoing at that disgusting femoid nigglet that the audience was supposed to like and feel sorry for in Reacher.

Get paid to get access to favors and/or connections from her old money family*

Competence crisis, now no one can fully replicate even the simplest thing. Pic rel was a simple Canadian syndicated show made on a shoestring budget to capitalize on Tomb Raider's success and they were still able to make 66 episodes of comfy kino.

Navigating life in ultra-progressive circles must be hell. You have to step on eggshells, use the correct pronouns 24/7, watch out of nano-aggressions, and claim to be queer/non-binary.
No wonder most of them get breakdowns and are on SSRIs, they're all roleplaying for their entire existence.

they couldn't even get the casting right, what makes you think they're competent to write a script?

Thank christ. Now, they just need to cancel Rings of Power, and take the money they were throwing at both of those and give it to Invincible before they get to the Viltrumite War.

Competence crisis

Obama said that a creative drain would occur unless industries got more diversity. That creative drain ended up being caused by that diversity. Ironic.

It's a tax evasion strategy isn't it?

Another DEI grift steals millions.

Based Trump
Fuck the stock market

Maybe she did it poorly, maybe Amazon executives are risk advert, maybe both

Not if you're a Jew.

$20 million in advance

There's nothing to say it was paid in advance. This is just like athletes that sign contracts worth 100s of millions but need to play for the same team for 10 years. There is zero chance she got paid anywhere close to the full 20 if if got canned before pre-production even started.

China was already moving away from Hollywood movies and leaning more into their own domestic productions well before Trump was even back in office.

The story was supposed to be "Lara with team diversity putting a stop to tomb raiding because white people out discovering forgotten and lost history are bad and evil colonizers."

Like everything else, it was supposed to carry the narrative that white nations need diversity and can't survive without it, but whites need to stay the hell out of everyone else's countries and culture because everyone else has a right to preserve their way of life, their sense of community, and their sense of social bonds.

I guess they spent $60 million on trying to figure out how to sell such bullshit to everyone in a way that it'll make it a success.

If you like Tomb Raider, just stick to the "Tomb Raider Level Editor" games where there's a fan base producing (for free) new games based on the classic CORE-era style all the time. And they're all free. Or if you want something more modern, go play the Uncharted games where everyone is a thief and treasure hunter, everyone's goal is to get rich, there's no "saving the world fro doomsday cults with ancient deadly artifacts" bullshit, and there's no other bullshit pretext.

Just stay away from Uncharted 4 and Lost Legacy (appropriate title). Those are after Neil Druckmann pushed Amy Hennig out of Naughty Dog.

Being a Hollywood writer must be the easiest shit ever. You can charge tens of millions of dollars and you don't even have to deliver. No wonder they don't want new blood.

This is just like athletes that sign contracts worth 100s of millions but need to play for the same team for 10 years.

Most athletes nowadays have guaranteed money. That means they get paid weather they play or not. It might not be fully guaranteed but like 70% guaranteed.

What if. Now hear me out. What if, they only care about those kinds of things when it's convenient for them.
Like sure, they could get uppity about raiding tombs of foreign cultures, but what if for a couple times a year they just didn't care and went vacationing in those cultures like they're at the zoo.
What if they cry out at colonialism but also just really love their slave labor grown coffee and clothes sewn by children in sweatshops and never bring it up.
What if they go out to tell all the dark races that they matter, that it's some nonspecific white guys fault that they live in poverty and that they're only like that because they haven't been given a fair chance while living in gated communities.
It really doesn't seem so bad when they don't have to live the reality that they scream and stomp their feet over.

just be a stronk independent womyn

Sure but the point I'm making is they still have some contractual obligations to fill before being entitle to what the contract is worth. Primarily seeing out the length of the contract.

Thief's End is excellent. Everyone's a treasure hunter, the fate of the world isn't at stake, and it's a total bullshit hunt for a shipwreck full of gold by people who just want to get rich. And that's why it's great.

If youv'e played the CORE-era Tomb Raider games, then I recommend Lost Legacy with the Lara Croft mod to insert her into the game. While playing it, you'll realize how Uncharted was so much more like classic TR than nu-Lara was. You'll notice that there's no skill-levelling and Lara can't do shit until she kills a bunch of people to gain exp as she comes equipped with all needed skills right at the beginning. You'll notice that the mechanisms of exploring classic CORE-era style are very present. Ovetrall the Uncharted games will give you a more classic TR experience than the Crystal Dynamics games ever did.

I know for NBA players, they get paid every week weather they play or not.

Alright, I will now watch your fleabag sloppa.

Ugh, I just want to cut the heart out of a living fella and maybe eat some other dude.

it's funny because it subverts your expectation

A book accurate Rainbow Six would make leftists seethe uncontrollably.

eco terrorist faction wants to depopulate the Earth to save the Earth

plan to release a new form of anthrax at Sydney Olympics through stadium misting systems

Team Rainbow stops them

discovered location of their secret Amazon base

defeat the terrorists

capture their leadership

strip leadership of all clothing and possessions

abandon them in densest part of the rainforest

Would be K I N O

IT'S NOTHING BUT NEW BLOOD, FOOL. "Writers" are now "storyboard groups" where large teams of people come up with shit. They're mostly young and selected for being women first, then black and brown diversity next. Every movie or TV show starts off with a list of requirements that are always based on (((CURRENT DAY))) social bullshit, and then they fill in the blank from there.

So it takes a room full of people to decide what kind of hair a new character should have "so everyone feels included and respected."

And this bloated bureaucracy is how everything ends up being a DEI cluster-fuck with a shit story. It also helps bloat the costs because each and every person in the room is making a white-collar salary no matter how young and stupid they are.

judean people's front?? we're the people's front of judea!

not pro-war

so, anti-war?

Okay, but how does your pitch combat misogyny, toxic masculinity and generally rise up to confront the time we live in?

For me, the best part will always be how "Diversity" is listed twice.

no no, pro proxy war for (((the underdogs)))

generally rise up to confront the time we live in?

You wokies are not the majority. That's why everything you piss your egos on is a flop or underperformer. You never were the majority.

And your pandering gets you nothing. When you make a movie/game to pander to everyone BUT white men and it flops globally, then it's the fault of everyone BUT white men for refusing to see and support that shit. They want their own authentic experiences, not insertions into cultures and societies that are not theirs.

"White Supremacy" comes not from conservatives but liberals. Liberals take all things white and only white things, and engage in inserts of everyone else. And that's it. You think that makes you a cheerleader for progress that should be celebrated, while non-whites only see white civlization that you have them reading your scripts to, and they see everything that's NOT theirs (and usually don't like it).

Do you even fucking get what I am saying? If you want authentic black/hispanic/Jew/Muslim, etc experiences, culture, and fantasies, then step the fuck aside and stop telling all of these different people that they can't have shit unless you're handing them white culture and civilization. Let them come up with their own, which they already do outside the white-liberal sphere if influence.

I have a script for them for ten million.
it mostly involves line from PC Zone magazine from the mid 90s, which was talking about the tombraider game sequel. roughly it was:

Lara Croft is back! Not, as you might imagine, squatting on a glass coffee table, coiling a stool onto its smooth surface as you from beneath, agog..."

it stuck in my mind ever since - that was in a computer game magazine designed mostly for teenagers. they clearly knew their audience.
they were better times.

Yes, she's objectively a 04/10 and her face is 03/10 at BEST.

squatted

Cunt

enjoying your first day on the internet?

That person in question being Salke

sorry brozors, she paid me the 20 million so she could peg me
I would have done it for free

couldn't refute

Figures.

more likely there was no script at all and she just said she'd me too them if they complained. so they let her keep the money and ate her dirty socks

imagine if she [pooed in your mouth[/spoiler] while making that face though.
does that up her to a 6/10

"In Hollywood, you fail upward." - Kevin Smith

I get sick just looking at her.

Doin' nothin'
Gettin' paid

She's not ugly at all to me. She's just not a likeable person, and comes across as a social bully who has to force her woke bullshit down everyone else's throats or "she's oppressed."

both of the posts you responded to were sarcastic. you might have autism.

Good, they were going to make it woke and cover up Lara
It's not about it being hard, it's that they don't want to actually do it cause they hate the source material and only want to alter existing IPs to pander to woketards

She doesn't need to wipe when she has my tongue.

Yes, mogged by a cosplayer

Aristocratic

Obvious grifters like this bitch should face legal consequences for pulling this kind of shit.

How hard could it possibly be to write a Tomb Raider script?

It is not as easy as telling a studio you are going to -someday- write a bunch of scripts and find a producer who will give you tens of millions of dollars. And then they give you more money to renew your contract even after you delivered nothing.

Never trust a Cyprian, Greek or Turk. It is an island of lies.

They made her Asian and a badass woman? Looks like a bunch of woke garbage!

BASED

you are such a little faggot kek

Motherfucker, bitch has a cockroach on her forehead. Got some standards.

lmao based phoebe scamming bezos out of millions

It's Jews paying other Jews for being in the club. It's not financial failure if the point was to sink the project and pay off your buddies.

Imagine being this bitch and actively paying for social media grifters to gaslight people into thinking you're pretty. And it doesn't work at all.

Reacher is fake masculine. Can't stand that show or the actor.

Love, please let me make the first trans female Lara

Yes dear!! wow stunning AND brave?

Sorry Bezos said its retarded

Love, please let me make the first obese fat as hell dripping in cellulite Lara

Yes dear!! wow stunning AND brave?

Sorry Bezos said its retarded

Love, please let me make the first gay male Lara, he will also be super skinny and making quips and jokes like "I ain't raiding THAT, GIRLFRIEND!"

Yes dear!! wow stunning AND brave?

Sorry Bezos said its retarded

Bloody ell I'm out of ideas is what it is.

gotta go with Rachel for singlehandedly destroying Disney's live action slop factory and also making kikes seethes. someone make a crying wojak of the producer begging her to take her Palestine tweet down and her saying no

feminists like all the other leftists are only able to criticize and are completely unable to create

yeah you dont look like lora honey

99% of media is created by leftists and feminists

Too bad they couldn't have learned this before ruining Wheel of Time.

Adapting an existing franchise IS NOT creating.

What kind of development costs are there before the script is made? Do they start casting actors and scout locations before they know what the movie will be about and where it takes place?

pic related.

Honestly lovely to see Hollywood crash and burn

Amazon’s Loss: How Phoebe Waller-Bridge Made Millions Without Making Anything
Karina Smitt April 4, 2025
bleedingfool.com/news/amazons-loss-how-phoebe-waller-bridge-made-millions-without-making-anything/

Phoebe Waller-Bridge has been cashing Amazon’s checks for nearly six years, reportedly pocketing tens of millions of dollars, without delivering a single TV show under her contracts. Not one. Zero. Nada. Amazon’s previous head honcho, Jennifer Salke, who approved this lucrative arrangement, recently defended the deal as a “holding commitment.” Translation? Amazon paid her to sit around and think about making something.

Since 2019, Phoebe Waller-Bridge has earned roughly more than $100 million from Amazon through these various deals. She signed a three-year, $20 million-per-year overall deal in September 2019, extended in January 2023 for another two years at a similar mid-eight-figure rate. In November 2024, this shifted to a lower-paying “first-look” deal. The $100 million+ estimate covers the initial deal ($60 million) and the extension through November 2024 ($60 million), with the first-look deal adding a smaller, unspecified amount by April 2, 2025. Exact figures are based on varying reports, so precise payment details aren’t fully public.

Since then, her creative output has been sporadic at best and questionable at worst. She was involved in No Time to Die, which effectively killed the James Bond franchise, and Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, which buried the Indiana Jones franchise, both of which most critics would prefer to forget. In Solo: A Star Wars Story, her character was widely panned as one of the film’s weakest points.

Her limited Amazon projects haven’t fared much better, with a long-gestating Tomb Raider adaptation for Prime Video has reportedly burned through two writers’ rooms and tens of millions of dollars without so much as a finished script.

how was that retarded Salke hag not fired ages ago?

In the good old days you got a loan from the bank to make a pilot and season 1. If the show was a hit you got paid on the backend - if it bombed the bank owns your show. No idea why these streaming services are paying out of pocket like chumps.

Its weird she doesn't look physically fit even though shes objectively in shape. Like I couldn't image her climbing rocks jumping swinging. Shes like a blow up doll bimbo.

Anon Babble is full of homos

Lmao filtered

How hard is it to write Indiana jones with tits

This is why they got rid of Salke, she was just spending money on her friends to produce their dogshit no one wanted to watch.

I agree about the representation in starwars too many human characters.

what a beautiful boy

She doesn't have a climber's build

It's club members giving other club members free money for being in the club. They were never going to make anything, it was all a scam to fleece investors. You are NOT in that club.

To get stuff made you kinda have to bully people or sue them into obeying. Otherwise you get shit like this or netflix bribing people with 300+ million streaming deals. Humans are really lazy. Its why you hire the few autist who will work for peanuts just so they can get their idea out to the public. Women and brown people don't want to create. Thats fine. Just hire autistic whites and Asians and you wont have to bribe and bully people.

No single (main) character

What the fuck are these people thinking? Luke Skywalker was demonstrably and indisputably the main character of Star Wars.

lol

All this circular logic to avoid saying one Jew paid off another Jew because they went to the same temple or some shit.

Umm yeah we’re not doing that woke stuff anymore. Sorry libs

I dunno man jews really hate losing money. It's why they jew eachother over so much in isreal. Your anti semtism is in the wrong area here. No jew will hand out 100s of millions to some white girl. Thats white men being retarded. Like Bezos.

based

This.
Big tit gun Lara is the only Lara.

99% of media is remakes and adaptations of existing works

Hmm, interesting.

Two Jews cheated Amazon out of money. That was always the intention. Pretending these people are stupid is the cope. The world is a stage and you are merely observing.

ask your rabbi

I know Netflix gets a lot of deserved shit but the difference in quality between them and Amazon Prime originals is massive

tomb raiser is just female indiana jones. all you need to do is write a good action adventure story and cast a girl with big tits

Waller-Bridge isnt jewish bro.

Mack Bolan, a famous men's action book hero.

Mack Bolan was total slop lmao

They're all shit outside a rare lone exception. In terms of story writing, casting and just general entertainment value they don't even hold a candle to pre-2016 WB/CW shows. It's fucking depressing.

the quest for two hamburgers at the whammy bar

This. The Nepobitch did nothing wrong here. Exclusivity deals are retarded for the person making them. Oh, you'll pay me $10m to have the rights to anything I make over the next few years, and I don't even have to have any solid ideas or make anything? I wonder what will happen.
To quote one of the all time greats of grifting: "thanks for the money, dummies!"

I agree with your agreeing. The leftist version of Star Wars "diversity" is entirely human-centric, as if they never really watched Star Wars at all.

Hey pal, cool it with the anti semitism

The only consolation Amazon will get for this scam is knowing that the socialist British government will take up to 90% of it in high British taxes that pay for "free healthcare and college."

It's called "Trough TV" for a reason. Endless slop churned out to half occupy the senses. Television peaked in the early 2000's and it's been in freefall ever since.

Leftist men are living through her and Jennifer Salke's grift, as if rich women will share their loot with Amazon warehouse workers or the Chinese slaves.

Except she's part of the woke problem. There's no way Lara would turn out as anything but a butch lesbian out to stop "white colonizer" treasure hunters while using team-diversity to help her, and Bezos and company probably jacked off with excitement to that.

The problem is it's unsellable in the real world. She probably did produce a lot of script ideas, but they were especially unusable after the woke Tomb Raider cartoon pissed off fans with essentially the same shit.

People want a treasure-hunt adventure, not a lecture on how treasure-hunting is "WHITE AND BAD." Even non-whites go digging for lost treasures. South America and the Middle East are full of real-life tomb raiders that are a plague on archaeologists. It starts with childhood where kids do enjoy that easter egg hunt.

It's a natural HUMAN instinct to seek the lost and ancient, and the world is full of metal detectorists doing that right now. Where I live in Texas every kid scoured the river banks looking for an old cannon ball, minie-ball, arrowhead, or something. What kept it going is every now and then someone will find one. My brother used to play a game with me and other kids where he'd throw a Hot Wheels or Star Wars figure or something into a patch of woods, and we'd all go and seek it. On a bored summer day, it was fun.

To piss all over a natural universal instinct while using it to single out and vilify a single race is pure shit, and just another example of how liberals live to take a piss all over other people's happiness.

Can she clean the pigeon shit from her face?
It's fucking distracting

Why the fuck would you commit tens of millions of dollars to a orohect you don't even have a script for?

I've never written a script and don't know the proper structure and notation to signify scene changes and the like but I could shit out hundreds of amazing Tomb Raider plots without effort.

Britain literally invented tax evasion for the wealthy. They have a whole shell city dedicated to it. She ain't paying squat.

It's fucking distracting

youtube.com/watch?v=YTihsJQHt48

More like Walled-Bridge

Aren't they ending non-domicile tax status?

she is ugly but the main problem is how she talks.

If they end all tax loopholes, then 100% of Britain's non-India rich will flee the country overnight.

Hollywood is a tiny minority of "media" you dumb golem.

my le money laundering scheme le laundered money

nah he's right. her body looks like a cardboard cutout. she also moves like she has mental illness. but you're like a couple of jackals see? you'll jack off to dead meat if it were on the table

Literally the easiest property to adapt. Write an Indiana Jones movie, swap Indiana Jones with posh British woman.

Remember when Jeff Bezos confidently said that making TV is easy and then rattled off a bunch of bullet points?

It seems like the easiest IPs to adapt are a challenge for the far left "progressives".

Making TV is VERY easy. Millions of people watch low-effort shit like CSI and NCIS. The problem is that they keep trying to give people what they think they should like instead of what they actually do like.

Hollywood isn't even capable any longer of makingn a good Indiana Jones movie featuring the actual Indiana Jones. Why would they fare any better by substitung Indy for some British hoe?

There are decades of pulp adventure novels to steal from. The formula of an Indy film is simple, even if Hollywood wants to complicate it by adding unlikable sidekicks and refusing to recast an octogenarian Harrison Ford.

Yes, and then Rings of Power flopped.

The method of having shows so cheap you can have them airing non-stop on satellite television until eventually you build an audience doesn't work for streaming, especially when you insist on making the most expensive show ever made.