What is the worst thing you have ever seen in cinema?

You have to be genuinely low IQ to think that all 6 dudes threw the tiny fucking rock.
They are clearly the ones that raised the big fucking stone wall.
The rock is thrown by the individual earth bender.

It still looks like shit. And it shouldn't take 6 fucking earth benders to make that one wall.
It still annoys the fuck out of me seeing people completely misinterpreting what is actually happening.

Joker 2. I waited 5 years to see a character I loved get rape corrected and then shanked to death because the director was mad or something.

Rise of Skywalker as a whole but especially le epic scene where the niggers ride the horses on top of the ships

1 was ok, not great, 2 was so shit I didn't even bother with part 3. Hadn't given up on a trilogy because of how much I hated part 2 since the matrix.

This scene is so funny to me because literally just picking up rocks and throwing them at the enemy would be way more effective.

Not sure why you bothered seeing it, the trailers made it clear it was going to be terrible.

7 fucking dudes doing their earth bender shit for that tiny rock was insane

i didn't watch it in theater but a lot of the movie has that fellowship feeling, all the dwarves showing up at Bilbo's was cozy

Yes

did you go in blind? cause once I knew they were going to brutalize the character I was fighting for I said no I'm never going to watch that, the movie should've had Joker doing joker things

I remember feeling underwhelmed by the trailers but I had no idea that I was in for a movie that hated my guts for having fun with the first one.

the mutt's gross face being plastered across the screen throughout dune 2. and to top it off the movie ends with her grimacing at the sky for what seems like forever. disgusting.

that exact shot was where i just couldn't find it in me to defend star wars anymore, my tank was already near empty by that point but that was the nail in the coffin.

One man one hammer or one man one glass

i was skeptical because of the musical aspect but then I heard he gets raped and thats the turning point in him giving up on being Joker and I knew this movie had no love for what they wrote in the first one

first movie guy lashes out cause society has pummeled him his whole life

becoming Joker should've been this sort of shield that gave him strength to get through his circumstance in 2

did you go in blind?

Yep. I couldn't believe he fucking died at the end. I sat through the credits thinking there must be some secret ending or some shit but no.

In recent memory probably Wish. I go to the movies every week, sometimes multiple times, so I see a lot of crap. Even when a movie sucks I can find something redeeming or interesting about it. Wish was the rare movie that just made me want my 2 hours back. What a fucking disaster.

only good thing to come out of that movie was the legendary rape jokes thread

American Cyborg, ages ago, in a really nice cinema, with the sci-fi horror (rated M) Hardware a close second.

mutt's gross face

Shut the fuck up faggot retard. Come back with a worthwhile complaint you fragile little bitch

mutt

i'm a mutt and i think zendaya is fuck ugly

Undeniably whiter than you, you stupid bitch. I don't have a drop in me that isn't european.
Your still a whiney little faggot that will die a genetic dead end. Waste of your daddy's groin goo you pimple backed retard.

It wouldn't matter now given the downward spiral of hopelessness the industry's become, but they should still teach people why and how The Hobbit failed. Because it could've been good. It could have been its own thing that became culturally timeless like the LOTR trilogy only alot more lighthearted, low-stakes, whimsical and fun. At most it could've been 3 hours but you could easily do it in 2 hours and 30 minutes without dumb callbacks or winks to the audience.

I don't have a drop in me that isn't european.

deffinetly a turk

Honestly don't know anyone who thinks Zendaya is attractive
ok. mutt

A nigger, on 4channel?

Read zombie survival guide and world war z in highschool at the height of the zombie craze right before the walking dead tv ruined it

World war z movie comes out

Brad pit had to inject himself with a Russian roulette of aids, cancer, diabetes, or even gayer cancer to save the day

Walked out right afterbecause it was the end of the movie

That was the beginning of the end of zombies for me. Call of duty zombies started to get weird and the walking dead started to really suck dick.

world war z was when I stopped watching anything zombie related. before that, walking dead had killed a lot of interest (It would get even worse as time went on, spawning multiple even shittier spin-offs) Land of the Dead was the last decent zombie flick I saw

the 2003 "reboot"

The visit starring m knight shama lama ding dong

Offhand I might go Bling Ring. Robin Hood Men In Tights was maybe the first movie I really hated that I saw in the the theater. Mel Brooks is very hit or miss with me and most often miss.

Probably the EVIL DIES TONIGHT Halloween reboot movie sequel thing. They trick you by making the first 90% of the film generic forgettable nostalgiaslop and then drop one of the worst endings I've ever seen.

Probably Dragonball Evolution. It was horrible but i kept watching because i thought Jamie Chung was cute. One of my friends stopped watching and said down on the stairs to use his phone instead of watching it because he was so pissed off at how bad it was.

You can read the book in the time it takes you to watch the trilogy

Thanks, I'd just forgotten how awful that piece of shit was too. Just soulless and sloppy, a slimy condom full of nigger aids on the gravestone of a formerly iconic franchise.

Zendaya is as cute as she is terrible at being an actress

I had a community college professor (an old Italian lady from Chicago) that made us watch this in class not too long after it came out because the cast was black kek

In an actual movie theater? Justice League, the non-Snyder cut. I laughed out loud when I saw the 'I tried' sign at the beginning.

Definitely the ultimate indication that any substance remaining in the franchise was completely gone.
At least we still have the 6 movies, the old EU, and the vidya.

A Force Awakens

this piece is shit

thought it circled up at the end and became highly entertaining because of how bad it was

Human Centipede 3

No, they made the wall before you see them do their gay little rock dance. The whole sequence is baffling because they can make rock walls in fraction of a second, but for some reason slowly levitating the small rock looked like it took more effort on their part
youtu.be/jdTekqoZjKc?si=RUQ9i6JtOXvenfQA

all about steve ruined my week because i was on a date and couldn't just walk out. dogshit film makes me seethe on demand
fuck sandra bullock forever for that shit when I see her in hell I'm gonna call her a bitch

probably X Men Origins: Wolverine. That deadpool shit was insane, I was like 14 or 15 and even I knew it was complete and utter trash

The thing is that The Hobbit didn't fail. It made almost three billion dollars and was a financial success. The people evidently want slop, and they want as much of it as possible. It needs to be familiar, and dumb, and they like to pay for it three times rather than once. It's no wonder that Marvel and Disneyslop became so prevalent afterwards.

It was obviously a sign of things to come, but to be fair the film industry has been slipping down into decadence for far longer than that. The advent of digital media just accelerated it. Like, there are low-budget exploitation movies from the '60s and '70s that are far better than any of these billion-dollar slopfests, but there's very little that was created after 2010 that even comes close to what was achieved fifty years ago.