He was aura farming so hard here

This is a surburban white boy thing. I guarantee you hood niggas don't speak like this.

So you don't say "cool"? Originally it was nigger slang

ratioed

LIKE A BOSS

This.

Just say you hate fun

Sex with feminine men

Vader would’ve been so much better without the ass pull of making him Anakin. We could’ve had the prequels like this

Obi Wan and Anakin are the same age and best friends. Obi Wan is training Vader who is a Kylo Ren type. Young hot head that thinks the Jedi are a bunch stupid hippies and massive hypocrites and suck at keeping order to the galaxy.
Anakin and Vader meet Padame and both like her but she picks Anakin and it pisses Vader off
Vader gets close to Palpatine who fuels his hatred for the Jedi
Vader gets into some accident, maybe ship battle gone wrong and he blames Anakin and the Jedi
Vader is barely alive on life support. Palpatine shows up and tells him to join the Dark Side and he will get his revenge
Vader is rebuilt as the machine we now know and wrecks the Jedi. He finishes Anakin off last and Obi Wan and Yoda flee as they see the last Jedi’s left

Rogue One is unironically the worst Star Wars movie. Worse than the prequels. Worse than Rise of Skywalker. It's a complete nothing of a movie. It doesn't give you any reason to care about it, no characters to connect to and no interesting ideas. Just nothing, even the shite Star Wars movies have at least something going for them.

that's why they made Andor which is now the Official Starting Point for the whole franchise

nostalgia bait "clap please" ahh scene

remove all sympathy from Vader and shove in a love triangle

Kung Force was cool

disney shill try not to glaze blandor challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

This except Vader is still Luke’s father because Padme chose Anakin only after she banged Vader a couple of times.

good morning sir

..what?

aura of faggot

This is just the Urochimaru Arc. Boooo

Based. They actually did this with the X Files. CSM did the whole “Mulder I am your father” Turns out Mulder’s mom was fucking with him and CSM had his best friend raise his bastard kid thinking it was his

the reason why i didnt even care about Andor originally was because of how nothing that movie was. Gonna rewatch it now that i'm almost I'm almost done with the show but I don't think it will really make much of a difference other than knowing who the fuck Forrest Whittaker was in that movie

It's starting to feel like kids completely replace their vocabulary with a new set of slang every 9 months or so.

Lil bros trying to rizz up their yapping

the years start coming and they don't stop coming

See? These are already gone and now it's something or other about crashing.

Zoomer culture is entirely built on nigger garbage, that's why they're so fucking stupid and lazy

Don’t worry about. Just think about how dumb the next generation of slang is gonna be, and how much it’s gonna drive zoomers crazy. And then we’ll mock them by saying fr fr ong every time they complain about it.

You have it where Vader and Padame do like each other and have a romance but Obi Wan and Jedi find out and make him end it. Then Anakin who isn’t a full fledged Jedi but here a pilot swoops in

It's still whites trying to act black. And it's, uh, ""cringe."" Gangster rap shit has been mainstream for like 30 years now, it's time for like, I don't know, fucking jazz to make a comeback or something. But no, it's all manufactured to appeal to lowest common denominator and the bar for that only gets lower and lower.

Watching Rogue One right after the show is a fucking bizarre experience. It is really jarring and makes the movie look even worse than it already is.

aura farming

is this some sort of zoomer terminology bullshit I'm too much of a house owning, future having millennial to understand?

aura farming

Feels like I'm witnessing a generational decrease in IQ in part because of the influx of jeets.

Zoomers have had their brains fried by lootboxes and Skinner box entertainment so the entire world is farming and rare drops to them.