Capeslop? Please. I only consume cinema from the noir era, back when films were shot in chiaroscuro...

Capeslop? Please. I only consume cinema from the noir era, back when films were shot in chiaroscuro, dialogue dripped with existential despair, and every character chain-smoked their way through moral ambiguity. You can keep your CGI spandex pantomimes; I’ll be in the shadows, sipping something bitter, rewatching Lang and Wilder.

No one has ever or will ever say this

I look like this and say this

zased

blue-eyed blonde chad renouncing the Faustian spirit and glazing jewish directors

How strangely perverse.

Capeshit is far more jewish.

Imagine being existentially tormented in the 20th century post ww2. Life will never be as good for anyone in any part of the world again as it was in europe and the USA 1945-2001

Snyder's capeshit is good thoughever and not very jewish (if anything he tried to christen Superman). Wan's Aquaman and The Flash (with the they/them actor) are good too.

You would be better off doing anything else than consuming these movies or any capeshit. Read a fucking book.

You realize posts like this expose your midwittery like crazy, right?

Snyder's capeshit is good thoughever

Capeshit with haphazard religious references is still just capeshit, Zack.

You're misusing the word haphazard here; more midwittery.

Actually i like old movies because they have more social realism and know how to frame a shot. Old movies from the 60s are actually neo noirs already, so you kind of have to watch content from the 40s and 50s.

midwittery

because nothing says "i'm intelligent socially and emotionally" like defending the honor of the guy who directed sucker punch and rebel moon

I doubt you could intelligently break down either of those. All you've got is shitty ad populum trash. Any good eugenics program (immoral of course) would discard you.

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Embarrassing

It is haphazard. Snyder throws religious symbolism around his scenes like a toddler throwing paint at paper. He watched a few Tarkovsky films and misunderstood how to implement symbolism effectively into his own flicks. Dishonest aping for the cinematically dishonest director. Mark Kermode said nothing wrong about Zack.

I've seen Kermode's list of favorites... Trash, frankly. And Tarkovsky was a hack with a lower hit rate than Snyder. You're a pseud, mate.

if you have seriously spent any amount of time thinking about the themes in a zach snyder movie you should not be throwing stones RE: eugenics

You're a pseud, mate

Pygmy calling the bantu a nigger. You watch Zack Snyder movies and ardently defend them online kek

literally me never watched any capecuck slop

no, don't think about the things you're watching

u-uh that's not what I meant

You can have a whole voodoo orgy there but I'm the white man taking over your country in the meantime.

the white man taking over your country in the meantime

Indians aren't white, Rajesh. Denounce Vishnu and post hand.

Kek. I accept your concession. Imagine having to go as low as jeets to feel superior. Couldn't be me, I'm not a fucking midwit.

do you thematically analyze the Divergent and Hunger Games movies too?

couldn't denounce Vishnu

LOL. You aren't fooling anyone, Kumar.
Here, I have a movie rec for you. It's the only half-decent flick your country ever shat out.

Never watched Divergent. Hunger Games has been a while. Feels like a good point to remark that "thematically" is an empty word along with shit like "deep" and "media literacy".

Please be bait

the only empty thing in this conversation is your skull

It is. We're just humoring the shitposter to keep the thread bumped. No one on Anon Babble actually holds Snyder movies to such a high regard

I didn't even read that part, it being wholly redundant. But, no, I'm not doing any sort of religious denouncing or signalling beyond mentioning here that I'm baptized Catholic.

Okay, midwit.

This site is a cesspool of autism, there are people browsing right now that sincerely believe that

300 is the only decent flick Snyder ever made.

Snyder is adequate, but Bay and Favreau outpace him by miles. Have you ever viewed Zathura: A Space Adventure? That is true exit-level cinema.

such high regard

That hasn't been defined, really. If you deem it unworthy of being watched and appreciated you're certainly wrong and a joyless shell of a person. I didn't rank it against anything other than the capeshit genre and that hack Tarkovsky's filmography.

*it as in Snyder's filmography

I was being sarcastic. I still remember that sperg who would cycle between hundreds of tripcodes and names attempting to defend Snyder and Brie Larson. Come to think of it, he used to seethe at Tarkovsky too.

It's one of his lesser films.
I like Bay but he's a bit much with the ADHD editing. Favreau is just dull and perfectly-placed in Disney Land.

Not me. Brie Larson is reason for me not to watch something and not over silly political stuff but because I find her ugly.

A brown person wrote this btw

I personally don't like her because she has toe fungus. Only those who are decaying inside get toe fungus. Rotten soul, rotten feet.

Aight, fellas. I don't have the time or energy to turn you guys into Snyderfags right here and now but do yourself a favor and read the links posted earlier. It's a good, short read. I'm out.

this is what they do with tax money