King of the Hill was a suburban dystopian nightmare

King of the Hill was a suburban dystopian nightmare.

Mike Judge disagrees

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KOTH was peak Americana Texas comfy. I am not even a Texan but calling that show dystopic is asinine.

How does living that boring sterile life not make you want throw yourself into traffic?

You wouldn't understand. There is nothing wrong with that either, but to call it dystopian is a bit of a stretch.

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I actually enjoy living in the suburbs. I have a Luanne looking gf, a middle manager job, 2.5 vehicles, do my own maintenance and everything.

Let's see AI Luanne in a bikini.

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boring sterile life

try living in a "diverse" city for 30 years and you'll be begging for a boring life

whatever you say, Ivan

Suburban and rural hicks will never experience the hustle and bustle of the big city

Whats boring and sterile about spending your life around your family and friends, doing the simple things that bring you joy? Are you one of those faggots whose lifes purpose is traveling around some third world shitholes, drinking with assholes that dont give a shit about you?

Jim Norton.

Niggers hassle you on public transit in your diverse urban city, and it makes you lash out. Haha

The suburbs hate is getting out of hand

oh no I can't have ethnic food avalaible to me at any instant, conformism is killing me

Sure they got issues, but if you're not crazy rich, they're your best option for raising a family in a nice enough home

It'll happen to you anon. Wait till you're 40

Ain't nothing boring or sterile about mowing the lawn. Or digging around the garden with a shovel. Or fixing your car. Or fixing something around the house because there's always something broken. Makes me happier than I've ever been. I wish I had Hank as a neighbor.

wrong.

where’s all the hustle and bustle?? I’m gonna ACK myself!

"muh experiencies"

I love living in the Texas suburbs. Almost entirely white, high trust, nice houses and lawns, kids playing everywhere, no businesses nearby to draw in seedy elements...

Not enough exposed brick and barcades and property crime, city slicker?

Nooooo! Suburbs bad because... uh... THOSE PEOPLE live there!

Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.

KOTH was trash.

bobby get ipad

there are only two choices and they are both extreme

In KOTH we see bobby hanging out in the neighbourhood and riding about on his bike
It's not like he's trapped in his house, unable to go anywhere without his parents driving him

There are plenty of things to like and to dislike about suburban, urban, and rural life.
t. lived in the suburbs and an urban area, knows folks who live in rural parts

It wasn't meant to be, but it ended up that way.

Hideous architecture, everything looks shoddy. I've seen medieval villages that looked sturdier and better put together.

Decide to chop down anything that could provide shade when you live in a fucking desert.

Have the audacity to act like you're "toughing it out on the frontier" when your obese pasty nordic self literally bursts into flame if you step outside your nice climate controlled box for longer than five seconds.

Everyone is obsessed with meaningless status symbols to compete with people they hate over who can waste the most money on shit like a lawn they never use.

The very earth is poisoned by Arlen's existence.

Urban areas are fine if they're BOT diverse or only minimally so, which is obviously rare in the US.
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Everyone is obsessed with meaningless status symbols to compete with people they hate over who can waste the most money on shit like a lawn they never use.

That's applicable to urban lifestyle too.

Yeah but we're specifically talking about King of the Hill here and it being unintentional. Like in the show it's meant to come off as charming and endearing, but in reality it just makes the characters look like soulless empty husks, completely hollow human beings.

normies have minds like goldfish

Why would it be fucking 1988?

seems like you didnt watch the show. obviously the characters are endearing.

lol, you've got half a vehicle up on blocks on your dump property

Sorry you don't understand minorities. No brown people have harmed you. Stop being a piece of shit bigot.

Is that... CONTENT WHITE PEOPLE LIVING A SAFE COMFORTABLE LIFE?! AHHHHHHHHHH!

no brown people have killed you fool what are you complaining about

thank you for outing yourself as being a talking animal, no matter your skin color