Literally cheating

Yeah, that was pretty bad

They would have slaughtered the Gondorians in a tantrum and gone back to sulking in their cave

how did they not fall trough the ground??

Doesn't happen in the book. In the book Aragorn arrives on the black ships with Legolas, Gimli, the sons of Elrond, the Rangers of the North, and the liberated men of Gondor (men from Lamedon and Lebennin).

rush the Ghost army into Mordor

It slaughter every orc withouth single casualty

Frodo and the Gang walks like a parade into the Mount Doom

rush ghost army into necromancer

...

who do the ghosts do in the book? if they they even are in the book?

They are. The ghosts can't fight, but Aragorn use them to scare away the corsairs of Umbar at the port city of Pelargir and steal their ships and ride them up river to Minas Tirith.

Jewish ghosts save the day

Today this film would be cancelled for supporting Israel

The Invincible Ghost Army could have just killed Sauron and Shelob

Not in the movies, Hackson made them OP

Why does everyone bring up the eagles when this is 1000 times worse

They helped clear the boats and nothing else
Jackson did Tolkien no favor with those motion pictures

Because it was not in the books (i think)

It's the equivalent of Sauron creating Nazgul that just spawn back after setting them on fire, drowning, etc.

Books

An army of ghosts spooks the pirate niggas so hard they dive overboard and go mad, Aragorn takes the boats and heads to the battle with his bros

Movie

Stop,invincible ghost army!

You're not very bright because this film came out on the heels of the American version of the Ring and Grunge; Cinema needs to be larger than the books whilst referencing pop culture isms!!!!!

Literally?
It's a fantasy movie. Stop using that word incorrectly too.

why not just give the ring to tom bombadil

jewish ghosts

FFS, dude. Do you people ever give it a rest with the schizo "jew" stuff? Just kill yourself, nutbar.

Its a book/movie for children. Dont look for much sense in it

Bullshit!!!

Sauron, a literal demigod despite being depowered, had hundreds of thousands of orcs and all other kinds of monsters at his disposal. And him being a necromancer meant that he could raise up ghouls or ghost to fight in his stead much like how Neo could have spammed Neo's like how Smith spammed Smith's in the Matrix sequels.

Literal and literature share the same root word, neither mean ‘real’

Because you're dumb

IDDQD IDKFA

Whatever chud

"literally cheating" does not work and will never work. There is no figurative cheating.

lol, what do you think 'chud' means? If anyone fits the name it's you loony people.

seethat's literally cheating

It's nonsense. You still haven't made sense of it.

this is the "BIGDADDY" of movies

It's a cheat code for DOOM, and I'm not the anon you were talking to about it lol

there is no figurative cheating

So it’s always literal cheating then

This, Eagles, not guarding the Gate to Mount Doom and Mouse ring plot are the reasons why this franchise sucks ass

So the word becomes unnecessary! It doesn't make it MORE cheating. There's just cheating. Since there's no chance of it being figurative there's no need to specify that it's literal.

Why don't people understand this? A real 'monkey see, monkey do' society we have going on.

I don't know how ignorantly young you are, but you're already broken. If you can't enjoy epic movies like that because of really stupid "but what about..." bullshit you think are actually plot holes, you're fucked. I'm sorry, but you've either spent too much time in sewers like this or you're a zoomer.
No one has ever thought those movies sucked ass because of the retarded "reasons" you listed. You're not even supposed to think of that stuff. I assure you, no one saw those movies in the theater for the first time and walked out disappointed that eagles helped or that there wasn't extra fucking security at the mountain. I sincerely hope you're kidding. Otherwise you're just already ruined.
Condolences.

Of all the nitpicky shit, OP found a new one. Pathetic.

*is the best cssting and performance of the franchise in you are path*

Tolkien literally killed off Gandalf and then remembered he needed him to be alive so he just brought him back to life lmao

dude in the book they're just being sppoky and in the background

Retarded beyond belief. In both they serve exactly the same purpose regardless if they follow each other blow for blow.

backstabs the king and its people

never helped with any wars

apartheid mountain

GREATEST ALLY

basically a bluff because they didnt realize ghost cant hurt you

Would've been so much more meaningful if Aragorn brought the army of western Gondor symbolizing his role as the king and all men uniting under his banner

Because the point was they were helping to free up the army in western Gondor. It makes more sense for Aragorn to be leading men of Gondor because he's returning as the King
When his banner unfurls in the books it's infinitely more kino than this HACKSLOP

Their power was useless in Mordor because they use fear which is Sauron's domain.

gets to the end of the story

realises frodo and sam are about to die

instead of just deleting the last couple of paragraphs to not have them surrounded by lava he invents a race of giant eagles that airlift them out

was ink really that expensive back in the day?

Turns out he just wanted elf pusy

Cope, Sauron

Neither redundancy nor the act of vocalizing what is otherwise implied, are grammatical errors. The man was literally cheating and it needs fixing

A resurrection story of a hero appears in many mythologies, famously the one with Jesus from which Tolkien drew inspiration.

Don't we all? Who can blame him, exactly?

ringslop

Grow up

Go be gay somewhere Else!!!!

NO SCOPE 360 WITH MY GHOST ARMY BITCH

Stop watching children's movies.

Lord of the Rings is a great kids movie

He didn't beat the game