Ay Anon Babble, do you remember your first blowjob?

Kill yourself

I was a sophomore in high school, a girl came over and suggested it, she made me put a pillow over my face but I peaked a few times

In my limited experience, most girls are terrible at them. It’s more of a visual thing for me.

just bee urself

yeah it was pretty great until she swallowed and then threw up

newfag

yes, it was in my second grade of uni, I've started living alone

Met up a cute girl with long blond hair who liked to make retarded photos with bananas, we went to a movie ( hellfest ) and after that we came to my place and magic happened. We were kissing and finally she did it, couldn't cum in 30 minutes but finally did and she swallowed. I never loved her but still remember her, her tits were gigantic, nice shape and so big, never had a girl with tits like that before or after

Yeah. Because it was very disappointing. I mean, now I know she didn't really know what she was doing and purposefully avoided using her tongue. It's as if I put my dick into a lukewarm glass of water.
Ruined the value of blowjobs for a couple of years for me.

wow that's just like my pornos

Same
It was easy in a way

Ralphie was the most based character and should have been the boss. Tony was a tard

bjs are only good to get your dick wet to penetrate le vagina

try taking HRT, i found it made me much more flexible and now i can be my own girlfriend uwu

this girl in high school wanted to bet a blowjob with me for nothing but I was omg no I am too scared I can't. anyway I hate myself

if she's not ready to go she's not into you lol

anyway I hate myself

Don't hate yourself, anon. You didn't know better.

afraid you'd lose and have to suck her sissyclit? there's no reason to be transphobic, anon.

letting me fuck her

not into me

Why would I care at that point?

I've never received an enthusiastic blowjob before. I guess I should either get with a whore who loves her work or a whore with a heart of gold who loves me

Because you're having loose sex with the devil

Blow jobs are gay. What's wrong with just raw dogging? Not like the heckin pornorinoes?

Actually I’m just fucking a woman

Gay?

Blowjobs are an opportunity for women to feel accomplished and sexually powerful by getting you off, and as such they are popular with girls and young women

Women such as that worship Satan, and you worship women.

I worship women

Actually I’m just blasting my load in one because it’s fun. I don’t give a fuck about them as previously implied

How's your relationship with your parents?

You don't have to like them, but, ask for them anyway. if your bitch won't do it then she doesn't like you.

ywnbaw

first gf loves sucking dick and ia really good at it, actually gets suoer wet just from sucking my dick

like it but fail to understand this is not a normal thing

break up

get new gf

she does not like to suck my dick, and when she does she is fucking terrible at it

same applies to every other girl ive slept with

If you find a good cock sucker bros... just marry her

he doesn't know

fucking newfag

is this sopranos? i dont watch

it's italian cringe kino sopranos yeah

17

in a mental hospital for teenagers

new patient is a 14yo nymphomaniac

immediately starts showing interest in me

one day she just comes to my room, starts talking to me in a dirty way and unzips my pants

she starts stroking my dick then put it in her mouth

can't get hard because I have no idea what the fuck is going on and I'm scared

she obviously can't finish the job but still gives me a condom and tells me to come to her whenever I'm ready

start ignoring her and throw the condom away

I still have regrets to this day as a 30yo virgin.

Yeah haha… with your mom OP! But seriously though I have loads of sex unlike the rest of the pathetic inkels here.

sure you did

finally get my life together with my own place, car, money etc.

time to get myself a woman

match with slampig on Tinder

sure why not

she comes to my house

we watch a kino and then she sucks my dick (still the best head I've had in my entire life)

only see her a couple of times before getting a proper gf

still miss that premium head

im not gay but i love sucking dick

He got uncomfortable lol

Yes. And most girls I've been with have been bad at that them (too much teeth).

Acting!

this. i remember my first GOOD blowjob

Unless you're an 8+ then women aren't exactly approaching men.

zoomers don’t understand the sopranos

just fucking kys. this is a sopranos board. period end of story

I miss when normies stayed on instagram and reddit

I remember my first several

I was very disappointed.

I'm 33, and on rewatch, it's hilarious and cringeworthy. Wops and their fantasies kek

this is a sopranos board.

not for long.
now SUCK IT

The Big Bang Theory

I want young anna taylor

LOL at this dicklet

problem child 3

whole thread is people taking the bait of the sopranos instead of posting bj webms

shit

yeah, of course you'd prefer to take it raw

if you dont have brainrot from consuming porn for decades,maybe you should leave this place while you can.

yeah i was really drunk and couldnt really get properly hard

The Baritones

some terrible show that Gen X'ers and Millennials came and shit themselves over.

I was at a house party and chatting this girl up. We won a game of beerpong and she asked me if I wanted to go out to my car and smoke. We did and she gave me the best blowjob of my life in my car and even swallowed. You think this would be great, but ever since then every girl has been a disappointment. Ended up married to a girl that hates giving them. The memory will always haunt me until I finally find another girl capable of such a quality bj again

Ended up married to a girl that hates giving them

lol,if a girl doesnt want to do reasonable stuff with you in bed,she is not that into you,thats the real problem.

All The President's Men

No idiot, most women just suck at giving head. Most women haven’t got a clue.

there is a difference between being insecure about your skills giving head,and hearing a cold direct "no" from the bitch
she "doesnt do that stuff" to you,because she doesnt like you that much

I wouldn’t know, I’m a 33 year old kissless virgin

I was 13, my 19 year old second cousin was visiting with her family. She was a genuine gooner 10 years before it was a thing. I remember it was kind of itchy and I immediately went to the bathroom to jerk off over it afterwards.

Yes it spoiled me until my fiance.
Over a decade and a half of blowjobs that were good but in noway compare

lol he mad

same with my ex, she got soaked just by blowing me
i miss herr

The Made Men

I'm 35 and still a virgin
People don't get how absolutely simple it is to happen. It seems to me like a lot of normal people are just sucked into sex like an unstoppable vortex that they can't even control.

The Italian Job

Ah i was in the studio for video class in high school alone with these two chick, both petite things
One had bad teeth but had braces and was really cute with big tits, the other wasn’t as cute but dorky
They both asked me how to give a blowjob and were heavily insinuating on giving me one either on the spot or after school
I forgot what i had said but i did not want these slags sucking my cock so i kinda just brushed it off but i regret not getting them to suck my cock

If you marry a good girl chances are she's gonna be bad at blowing you. Because girls that are good at it are only good because they have a lot of experience. Such is the way of life. Don't try to make a hoe a housewife though, that will end badly

Yes of course but I didn't cum. In fact, no woman has ever made me cum with her mouth. I don't know why they're all so bad at it.

its different bro. its like a different flavor of icecream. like strawberry. fucking a woman normally is like vanilla. fucking a man in the ass is of course, chocolate. i like all the flavors at different times.

my point still stands.
asking a girl to at least try even if she is not very skilled at it,its not a crazy thing.
if she is stubborn and she keeps saying that she wont even try,she doesnt like you,you are a walking wallet.

Yeah it was amazing had lots of the rings on in the background, was in high school Kek

She's barely moving her head though. All the movement is in her back.

You guys are all fucking retarded
What you do is get a guy off of tinder, grindr, whatever
You bring him over and you show your wife on the stranger how you want your cock sucked
Have the guy bust on your face, in your mouth, wherever it is you want to finish on your wife
And make sure the dumb bitch is taking notes and recording you

Yes, I still reminiscence about it to this day. My room, 11th grade. She obviously had blown other guys, but I was absolutely new and didn't know I had to tell her I'm about to bust. Shot down her throat and filled her mouth to the nasal cavity. She was half upset half thought it was cute that I'm retarded.

be me

actually have a decent sized penis 7x5 and it looks pretty aesthetic too, very straight

looks even more massive because I’m relatively short and also very skinny

probably would have had rumors about my penis spread around school if I had sex in hs like a normal person

never had blowjob

never had sex

never been close to any of it

32 years old

The greatest tv show of all-time

31 here. shit sucks bro

Did they come too fast or something?

She's a coked up whooah trying to impress the sleazy dude with money.

is he fuggin shiddin there while he’s getting his gaba gool’d?