You're in this situation.
How fucked are you?
You're in this situation
I'd like to think I wouldn't make piggy squeals on principle but probably would.
The writer of Deliverance was inspired by having an accident in Appalachia and then two men stopped to help him, changed his tire and when the car couldn't be started towed him back to town and he imagined what might have happened had they not helped him
Very fucked. They had rifles.
A lot of people thought they should have ran, but there was no escape.
Joe Biden walks into a gay bar....
Let your asshole listen to what they have to say.
Oh, you’re absolutely fucked. You’re in the middle of nowhere with no idea what’s coming next. These guys are physically imposing, completely unpredictable, and they’ve got the home-court advantage. They know the land, they’re armed, and they clearly have no regard for any kind of social or moral code. You’re outnumbered, vulnerable, and at the mercy of these psychotic, twisted individuals. The terror of being in that situation, with no way to escape or defend yourself, is unbearable. The fact that Bobby gets caught up in the mess after the first brutal attack just makes it worse. If you can’t think fast or find a way out immediately, you're either going to end up being part of some sick game or face unspeakable violence. Your chances of survival are slim to none unless you somehow manage a miracle. Long story short, you’re fucked.
does anal sex feel good bros?
Since I'd be one of the inbred rednecks, I'd be okay until Burt shows up
What a scum. This really broke the mind of boomers. My dad still treats country people like they're dangerous simpletons
These guys are physically imposing
lmao
Ned Beatty received anal sex for the first time in his life and walked like nothing happened. Realistically there'd be anal fissures at least.
The rednecks were real gentle since it was his first time.
the original brokeback mountain
I'm a little bit chubby and a little bit hairy. I wouldn't stand a chance. However, if someone was about to bum me, I think I'd just run for the nearest cliff edge.
Would it make a difference if the guy bumming you was hot?
I thought about Elliot Page for a moment and wondered if I'd be okay with that but honestly no. If anyone goes near my taint, I'm going off a cliff.
Once it's apparent you have to fight. Running from rifles ain't gonna work, well it might if you're quick and they aren't great shots but it's not the best move which is to fight them both to the death
Zero. I'm a likeable guy and i own nothing.
do you have a purrty mouth?
Being likable might make them fall in love with you and want to fuck you anyway.
I would convert to their side and rape my friends to earn their trust and escape rape myself.
Sorry boys
guy puts boner in my butt
clench cheeks so hard he can’t get his boner out
force a giant poop out
poop goes up his penis hole
he died
/thread
Always carry a pistol
It's an exploitation film about how evil poor and rural people are, similar to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre or, for a literary example, To Kill A Mockingbird.
it's 99% bulletproof apart from the part where you let him fuck you
Long story short, you’re fucked.
Literally
Can someone tell me whats happens here
I've lived near the area for most of my life and the only dudes doing gay shit are the ones that are flaming enough to have the gay voice and are usually mentally weird and everyone in town knows they're faggots and treats them like outsiders.
They're also always drug addicts.
Come to my place and I'll show you.
Lol the fat guy in this is Ukraine right now.
Just three guys fooling around.
Piggy was doomed as soon as the hillbilly fag said
Looks like we got us a sow here, instead of a boar.
Had based Burt not shown up when he did, Voight would have been Acaveda'd and choking on the toothless man's cum right there.
Ba da dum dum dum
Burt without mustache looks fucking cool
Just three guys fooling around
Sigh... they raped the fat dude didnt they?
They said he looked a bit like Brando.
Though as Brando was shitty to Burt, he grew his iconic 'tache.
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Yes, yes they did.
Barkeep says "Hey, Joe, where's Barry?"
It's ok
t. faggot furry
Kek
Tell that to my wife. Split her like a watermelon
I swear Ned Beatty is in every 70s film somewhere
Why did they do it
You probably used lube
It was his first film, yet despite his long career, everyone remembers him primarily for the ass rape scene.
According to Burt, they even named the shooting location Sodomy Creek. kek