FUCK FUCK FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK

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What could he have done differently ?

i wish i could just go hang out there for a bit

Ouch! Stab HIM, not me! Ohh, let’s try something else!

et tu, sneed?

Not stay in Rome for a few more days for no reason.

Run faster?

If only Mark Wahlberg was there

Learn gunkata

His wife told him not to go didn't she

Not go to the senate. There were loads of signs warning him.

The mighty Caesar, penetrated like a woman!

BLOODY BASTARD SIR FUCK YOUR MOTHER

Get a bunch of bodyguards. He thought that could walk alone freely like sulla could

getting stabbed like that would hurt like hell

The popular account for his death is completely wrong.
It didn't happen in the Senate House, the Senate was convening in another place due to renovations, outside the no-arm city center zone of Rome.
That's how the conspirators were able to bring weapons to that day's session.

Why could Sulla walk alone freely? He was the first proscriber of the era, surely someone had it out for him

he died in the Pompey Theater iirc lmao, there was even a statue of Pompey where Caesar fell

stay at home on ides of march

Sulla prevented the families of those who were on the proscriptions to hold any meaningful power. They couldn't get their revenge if they were weak
After his retirement he wasn't any imidiate threat to his enemies since he didn't hold any supreme authority.
Also there was fear of who would be next on his lists
Basically he buckbroken them

I'm buckbroken by those digits

holy duubs

Basically he buckbroken them

eslGOD of digits I kneel

et tu, get?

Anon Babble is a sulla board

Not wasted.

What could he have done differently ?

Not become dictator for life.

He could've listened, and that's what no one did

Cack

based buckbreaking sulla get

and go to gay baby jail?

Sulla was an idiot.

real greaseball shit

FUCK FUCK FUCK

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why was sulla an idiot
also it's silla, sulla is the archaic spelling

Butthole gape digits

2025

still no Emperor Aurelian kino

How long do I have to wait?

Wouldn't call him an idiot but he was a senate crony.

Kek

What are the best movies about Sulla?

The miniseries where Richard Harris plays him.

Sulla is the widely used, anglicised version of his name. Sulla was an idiot because he thought he could return to tradition by upturning society through a violent revolution. The framework he set up created the conditions which led to the Principate.

Did Romans practice dedovschina?

Just remembered Gladiator 2 exists lol

Of course. Romans are just soulless Greeks.

Sulla is the widely used, anglicised version of his name.

Ok? It's wrong.

Why'd they do my boi like this?

they whacked him they fuken whacked him

To save the republic

fuck that gay shit, nerd
we need men of action like Caesar

Not usurp the power

actually turns Caesar into a martyr and Rome is an empire all the way until 1453

He could've killed all of his enemies, instead of trying to turn them into friends, like Augustus ended up doing

only a Tyrant would do that, which he was not.

476*

Not fucked their wives.

greek larp state

rome

lol

What's the point of having power then?

actually it's pronounced "GAY-us"

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should've abolished the senate and appealed directly to the people as the source of his power