"I'm a real actor with range! I can play any type of character, not just typecast fantasy dwarfs!"

"I'm a real actor with range! I can play any type of character, not just typecast fantasy dwarfs!"

plays Tyrion in Lord of the Rings

plays a """giant""" (dwarf) in Avengers

plays a elf/dwarf in Elf

Yeah but he was in Angry Birds which was pure right wing kino

He also played a bounty hunter named Shorty in the Thicket. Well, his name is shorty in the book but in the movie his name's Jerry or something and nobody mentions he's a fucking midget.

he was the villain in days of future past

He's taken on that burden so other dwarf actors don't have to go through that humiliation or stress over the subsequent mega-paychecks either. For a fellow as short as he is, Peter Dinklage sure shows us all how to be the bigger man.

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He took all of dwarf roles upon his shoulders. So his brethren don't have too. He is a Dwarf Christ

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I saw an old movie with him, fairly good, does he need a serious role?

There is some book adaptations I wanted to pitch

Watching Taras Bulba inspired me to popularize turn of the 20th century tribe war novels

So he'll be back by 6:00pm on Good Friday?

I want to shove him in the oven

Are his costume as expensive as taller men's costumes?

snow white with kristen kreuk btw has little persons

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Nah, he leaves his tailors short-changed

Yellow Snow

elf/dwarf in Elf

He's just a regular guy, the entire bit is Buddy thinks he's a real elf and he gets offended.
He also played Herve Villechaize , I think he just likes doing funny accents. From the sounds of it he's deeply spiteful of his hometown in Jersey.

He sounds like a pretty big guy

Man I miss the pigmy

Short unbeatable knew the pact with the spiders on pigmy tongue

Old world spells are tricky

Cute!

Midgets would worship me likes god if I saved them from the evil midge king

Billy Midgel

Doesn’t this guy constantly rail against midges being cast in midge roles while also taking all those roles for himself?

Should start a porn career

lotr

Top tier bait

He was trying to say that is sucks that the majority of roles available to short actors are as folkloric creatures. They never get roles as regular folks who just happen to be midges.

hell yeah, that dudes cool as fuck.
super chill and obviously intelligent.

Hornswoggle hates him

He would BLOW you away in an ORAL debate, thoughbeit.

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I mean if I made a movie I'd want to have a midget in it

but they do, this midget faggot was in that movie Penelope and he played a normal character

He can actually act and he's cool. Fuck warrick Davis thSt guy is an actual bitch in real life. Just run him over like a traffic come and drag the body 5 miles just fuck that dude.

Warrick is a real life motherfucker. Just fuck that dude. I worked security and could see him interacting with fans when he has them. He's just greedy little nasty troll. The second people walk away he's saying some sarcastic insult about them. He just smells weird, moves weird. Take a shovel and just hit him in the head and don't stop until it's a bloody pump mixed with floor.

makes movie with no fantasy setting

demands to have sex with a female human scenes

lmao

I only watch movies with midgets in them... today I will be bareback watching something called "Time Bandits"

Boo fucking hoo, get in line pal.

Yeah, he's the only midge that gets to do that which was kind of the point. He was advocating for more work for halfmen on top of the fantasy shit, not that they should lose those roles as well.

Illusion of grandeur

Will Denis have the balls to do midget Bijaz in Messiah, I wonder

It should be legal to own midgets like pets. Dress them up in funny outfits. Train them to do things. Me? I would buy Peter Dinklage and immediately have him put down.