/trek/

I'M GONNA GOO edition

Whip it out, it's time to goo.

/trek/ is now in session

Gentlemen -- your opening statements?

weyoun

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I like how wonky his contacts were in the finale

why did they not fix it? lmao

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It's the least of S7's problems.

perhaps it was just a cloning error

KEK

They didn't think anyone would notice in standard def

I'VE GOT THE WORLD ON A STRING
SITTIN ON A RAINBOOOOOOOOOW

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Rewatching TOS. Just watched Spectre of the Gun. An OK (Corral) episode all things considered. Bit odd that McCoy didn't have a bigger role in the episode given the number of westerns he was in.

She told me she was 3

Say something nice about the Chief on his birthday

Well maintained English property, but the English are kind to their livestock.

God I love sluts.

i liked his cameo on stargate

Come fly with me let's fly, let's fly away

If you can use some exotic booze there's a bar in far Bombay

Come on fly with me we'll float down in the blue

Fly with me float down to Peru

In llamaland there's a one man band and he'll toot his flute for you

Fly with me we'll take off in the blue

You’re a wonderful audience, even the niggers. I see you there in the back

This felt like Behr taking the piss out of the Jadzia lesbo kiss

Why did they skip DS1 through 8 before making a show about 9

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how can you not like him. idk why it's so hype when he murders people compared to anyone else

McCoy is always getting left out.

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out of the main trio (leonard nimoy, william shatner, deforest kelley) kelley always got the short end of the stick. for star trek 6 nimoy, who was a producer for the film, arranged to pay him a million dollars
im glad bones didnt die with financial troubles. i hope his family is well off today

mm yes Sisko taught her well

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Its because he does it with style and pizzaz

yOu CAME alONG and EVerything sTARted tO huuuUUUMMMMM

I know, let’s take this show that nerds are watching for cool nerd stuff and put a smarmy holographic ‘60s lounge lizard in it instead. They’ll love that

Yeah I did like it

:(

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so THIS is what made him want to leave keiko?

Vic Fontaine is great because I wish I had a mentor like him to help make me a bit more extroverted. He's a helpful, loyal friend and not some exploitative Vegas showboy.

yep it's boring as shit, the Rom episode was still great though

horny bastard reptile man who seems convinced this is actually HIS show

That's actually a good summation of why Dukat works as a villain. He really does see himself as the hero of his own story.

AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR

The world it was created for no longer exists. Suited gentlemen, ladies dressing up, big bands, sitting in a velvet lounge sipping a martini. Doesn't fit in with trap music with girls thowing their pussies back.

actually it's the horny bastard part

California, 2024

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california was like this 15 years ago however

That was 1994. It's worse now.

And it's all thanks to capitalism. Thanks, bootlickers and corporate America!

don’t mind me, I’m just a superior crooner who oozes Star Trek vibes. It’s not unusual to be mad about it

You’re right, it’s just that that sort of lame shit has always seemed hokey and forced to me in all media. There are far superior singers from the big band era. Cab Calloway comes to mind

He fucking sucks and he's a fag

more cringe than any rubber alien suit

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I'm not crazy about Sinatra or crooning but Cab Calloway is the definition of hokey. I think you're just being contrarian and you don't actually know jackshit about the subject.

you don’t know jack shit about what you personally like or dislike

It’s a bland Hollywood simulacrum of real musical talent. Dumbass

Looks like I was right.