Save me, mommy!

She got skinny for the movies. Fat is her baseline.

did you guys know shes the daughter of ron howard? and did you guys know ron howard is the narrater of arrested development? which he also directed? in which there is an episode where it is shown that she is his daughter which is how i found out?

That flower is doing gods work

I recently rewatched Jurassic world for the first time in 10 years (Jesus Christ) and I was shocked at how entertained I was. It was still shit but goofy and fun. The sequels were still abominations though

don’t get the wrong impression because I like em fat but damn she got big

she is delicious

BDH needs to be in "honey i shrunk the kids" as the mom who steps on, sits on and eats her family unaware. or in attack of the 50(150)ft giantess

i would like to live up inside her skirt and inbetween her thighs

You absolute faggots are the reason she ozempic'd herself and looks like shit now. She is a goddess in OPs clip, look at those fuckinnng hiiiiipps HNNNNNNNNNNNG

cope and seethe retard. Fat cunts are ugly. It's a scientific fact

she was soooo jiggly :((

She wasn't fat in As You Like It, and that was one of her earliest roles.

there is an episode where it is shown that she is his daughter which is how i found out?

Is there? I remember Isla Fisher was his fictional daughter and there is a joke about how she is also named after a city, but that's it.

if fat BDH sat on your face you'd cum instantly

POV: Mommy's home

Imagine the scene if you will, as Bryce steps out of the shower and wraps herself in a towel, the steam hides any gratuitous nudity
She makes her way over to the bedroom and sits down at the vanity, very slow pan to her giant ass barely covered by the towel, oh no
the scene cuts with a jump cut music swell to the kids as it suddenly gets dark, they look around in fear and suddenly the whole frame is dark.
A flashlight flickers to life as they start looking around their surroundings, its mostly dark but it looks like they're in a long hallway with just a tiny sight of light at the other end shaped like a curved pyramid

Just 50 ft
If they're too big it becomes meaningless

150ft is not nearly as big as you think it is. ~200ft a regular person is like 1-2 inches tall in comparison. i think this is ideal.

than a low, loud deep growl builds from above. they aren't sure what it is until they're all suddenly deaf, boiling hot and inhaling the most rancid smell ever before they pass out.

I think it is time for Bryce Dallas Howard to sit back down upon the director's chair and produce an enormous smash hit

i'll be her director's chair

imagine if she had a big turkey dinner last night and had several pounds of 'extra weight' to let out in the morning haha that would be really nasty.

I think it's a little low. I say x marks the spot.

gross sounds like hell XD

That's too much ass man I'm brown

presenting her fat arse like an animal! god i would love to bathe in her fart perfume

BDH hopped on the ozempic train

based

i need my lips sewn to her asshole so i can become her forever toilet

Jfc this is crimes against humanity. Where’s my nigga Pierce when you need him?

Didn't you hear? He couldn't even protect his wife.

yeah its in one of the reboot seasons where they all get together at rods house or something