Saar, aren't I so funny?

Aziz Ansari, the Date Rape guy, is just not funny.

He basically sexually assaults a chic and then legions of Indian dudes flood online to defend his actions as normal.

No, read her account of what happened. Aziz was a creep and assaulted her. This is on top of being a gross looking, unfunny creep.

You believe women now?

Yeah. Aziz always gave off creepy vibes and has been making lame sex jokes since 2010 (per the video.)

He definitely abuses women sexually, he's Indian.

In hindsight, it's pretty funny that his character on Parks and Rec was just a lascivious social climber. They wrote him as the most stereotypical jeet(minus the Apu accent) possible, and nobody ever seemed to care.

ugly and soulless

And rumor is thats exactly what he's like in real life, a mean-spirited ladder climber.

Correct. Beady black eyes. Super annoying voice. Ugly as ugly can be. Imagine the taste of him shoving his fingers down your throat, even after you told him how uncomfortable it made you.

black eyes are the worst colour eyes one can have. I’m a hazel chad

maladjusted waif 'nice guy' is a predator

pikachu.exe

The Claw is how his people reproduces. He must adhere to The Way of the Claw. It is known.

"he told me to suck his dick and I did:

this was so uncomfortable i literally had no option but to immediately suck his dick when asked to

She just felt really pressured, bro. She might not land her next role if she didn't. Ajeet Ansaari practically forced her head into his tiny cock.

Nobody really liked his character though, either. In real life and on the show. He's meant to get beat down. He's the fall guy. They actually had a whole episode of people recognizing hes pathetic.

Thing is these are Indian incel arguments.

She made it clear numerous times his pestering for sex was unwanted and she wasn't comfortable. White, black, Asian human men will recognize these as signs to stop pestering.

Aziz continued to pester and harp. She broke down crying, went to the bathroom, told him she wasn't into the sex stuff and he agreed it was ok--no more sex stuff.

He had her sit on the floor while they watched tv, she thought he was going to do something nice like a neck rub (wrong: only white men do such things no Indian incel has ever done such things) but SURPRISE SURPRISE it was cause he wanted her to suck him off.

Ewwww, imagine the disgusting dick cheese an Indian Incel like Aziz Ansari has!!!!

Makes sense. The one thing I'd watch him in was a video of his own humiliating death. Raped by other Indian Incels would be a funny way for him to go

The Claw is good. The Claw is just. You will not speak against The Claw.

he told me to suck his dick and I did

You don't understand, chud. It would have been slightly awkward if she refused him, so she HAD to let him fingerbang her trachea.

Gross.

White men don't have to resort to such attacks.

lots of racism here
i get it, though

you ignored my non-verbal cues

Absolute LOL

I was thinking "NO!" at the top of my lungs

this sounds like a great comedic bit

Dude was only cancelled because of the image he cultivated.
Guy was trying to style himself as a relationship guru and had just written a book called “Modern Romance.” Then he got outted as just another pushy Indian guy whose response to a woman’s hesitance to fuck him was to offer her more alcohol. Not a male feminist move.

I am getting so sick of these subtle anti Indian threads

Why do you redeem them then?

Until its your mouth he's fingered with his poo covered hands

watching cringe trailer for Wholesome Chungus Guardian Angel helps Aziz Ansari

seems like a dumb, bad quirky movie that might make some people laugh

suddenly last second "i'm going to sit on his face" joke with Seth Rogen in trailer

written and directed by Aziz Ansari

Probably could have rebooted his career if he just made a pg13 Bill and Ted style movie

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Nixon was right, there is nothing lower than jeets

modern romance by aziz ansari

goddamn with these stories of his prowess I really feel like there'd be some good excerpts in there

Oh, are we being too subtle? Let me fix that:
I think Indians are physically and spiritually disgusting.

Eh, not really. Aziz's career was on a downward trends anyways. Apu was cancelled around 2015 and Aziz was basically an Apu for Parks. Once Apu was outlawed Aziz became irrelevant (like all jeets eventually become.)

This might be why he was so desperate to rape a white women in 2018, he needed to start breeding to survive (this is typical Indian man mindset.)

The chapter on the claw technique was really informative.

No one cares what you Muslims think

Indian rapist teams up with Jewish rapist. This isn't a movie pitch this is what Aziz and Seth do on the weekend in LA.

Pure white master race here, we hate Indians too

This is the 4channel mindset

The Claw will come for you as well.

You fear us because of what we represent. You are afraid of our growing power and influence. You are right to be afraid.

Jeets are the reason why I could never live in an anglo country. I'd rather deal with arabs in France or turks in Germany

Fuck off poojeet

You fear us because of what we represent. You are afraid of our growing power and influence. You are right to be afraid.

So the "strongest" Indian fighter got beat down in less than 30 seconds by an Asian fighter that looks average at best.

He was literally crying, curled up in the corner and jumped in fear when the ref walked upto him to see if he was ok. Spoiler: he wasn't ok.

Maybe Aziz could play this dude in a new movie? It'll only be 30 seconds long, maybe we can stretch the runtime by reenacting the night he pestered Grace into doing sexual stuff with him despite her being 100% obviously uncomfortable around him.

What's with the schizo captions?

She keeps saying he had his hands “down her throat,” and I feel like she just means he put his fingers in her mouth.

*many jewish men accused*

BOOOO!!!! FOIDS ARE LYING!!!!

*one (1) indian accused*

UMMM #BelieveAllWomen #MeToo #SilenceIsComplicity

lmao @ polcels and their absolute lack of convictions. You have no beliefs. You are an NPC who spouts whatever is programmed at the moment.

All indians are either rapists or rapists in waiting.
This is a fact.

Jeets are known for this behavior though.

Its all fucking gross. Its porno behavior. I've never heard of any dude bragging about jamming fingers down a chics throat, even the frat bros.

Indian dudes have really weird fetishes p, might be because of their weird diets or their weird culture.

Imagine how gnarly his dick cheese tasted.

100% fact

Jeets can't have sex my natural means so yes, all accusation are plausible

"heh Indians are so pathetic and creepy about white women"

"HOLY SHIT IS THAT A 6/10 MEXICAN WOMAN I WOULD COLONIZE HER AND GIVE HER BLUE EYED BABIES"

I thought random jeet seething threads were only in pol, seems like its across the site. Well done, chink bot farms.

The real test is asking this Grace chic if sucking his cock was like sucking on a fermented-poop flavored tit-tac.

"muh dik"

What's with Americans and stealing black culture?

We are taking your jobs and women. Seethe all you want

Three to five centimeters

Lmao that's 8cm to 10cm

Lol. Nah, women literally hate Indian men. Even Indian women avoid dating Indian men.

Even Indian women avoid dating Indian men.

Anon learns about women's sexual preference

So thats why when Aziz managed to lure a woman into his apartment he obsessively tried to rape her?

Yes that white woman was on a date with Aziz because she gave up on white "men"

I've never heard of any dude bragging about jamming fingers down a chics throat, even the frat bros.

You never seen a Based Rocco joint?

Watching parks and rec atm for the first time.
He's easily the worst person so far, i figured every comedy show needs 1 person who is annoying and unfunny though , for contrast. It makes the others stand out more, and pajeet is that guy.

Three to five centimeters

Lmao that's 8cm to 10cm

What did anon mean by this?

He's the best character on the show

Is this a guy from fifth element?

Based Rocco

"don't worry, it's only smells"