Why are you incels like this?

Well hello beautiful

Gurt: sybau

Crashout

No. We agree that maggie gyllenhaal is ugly as shit

Watch secretary

I'm just happy I don't have a fucking clue what that image is even saying OP.

Maggie gylenenhal is chopped shyt

You’re brown

I'm fairly certain she still has all her limbs and hasn't recently been attacked with a blade of any kind

You’re circumcised.

Kek

I’m not American, sorry.

Its because gay black men say "im dead" when they laugh. White kids are so retarded they emulate gay blacks and think its cool

These illiterate retards are ngmi when the real survival years kick in.

when the real survival years kick in

they've already started niggers just don't know it yet. watch this space.

Two more weeks right?

I don't understand a single thing and that slang isn't even five years old.
I dread how things will look when I'm 80.

Yup. It's all about channeling the flow of language to create NPCs. When you can't use words, you can't think words.

That's an alpha thing, not a zoomie thing

White kids are so retarded they emulate gay blacks and think its cool

That's been a thing since 1968, it's merely the latest incarnation of that tendency (which I fucking hate).

Why do Anons virtue signal about being above internet slang when they use shit like “onions” and “onions” and “keyed” in their daily vocabulary? Not to mention [insert]maxxing or [whatever]pilled lol. I mean just look at this nigga right here lol

Go to sleep gramps

Newfag

my response to everything I see is retreating into my zombie acopalypse OC fanfiction headcanon

he's crashing out, chat

Zoomers get the fucking rope

Why do Anons virtue signal about being above internet slang

1. Some of them are just oldfags out of touch with what the kids do these days and
2. But more importantly and likely, they aren't really. They're criticizing normalfag wigger speak.

brown newfag detected

N-NO YOU’RE THE NEWFAG

Go back, redditnigger

I hate online niggerspeak, but how are you retards confused by this? All it's missing is a comma after Gyllenhall.

how are you retards confused by this

A sizable faction of Anon Babble is full of mega oldfags, I learned this from the waifu thread a few days ago after having had a hunch about it for a while.
Not all or even mostly, but a lot.

imagine your fat ass climbing a tree and trying to tie a bunch of knots

Everything I said was intelligible, unlike OP and every other zoomer mutt online. Nice bait though.

All of those are normal words except "idc".

It’s worded horribly

Kek based zoomie

it's funny that ''talking bout'' is the newfangled zoomer slang in question and it's gary coleman's catchphrase from 50 years ago.

A sizable faction of Anon Babble is full of mega oldfags

Except it isn’t faggot. Most of us are in our 20s and 30s, we just don’t act like ghetto chimps with arrested development syndrome.

yooooo chat he finna crashout ong frfr

Why are twitter threads so prevalent here? Anon Babble is the same way.

I almost had no idea what he was talking about until I remembered who Maggie Gyllenhall is. Yeah, he's 100% right.

Most of us are in our 20s and 30s

Read what I said again, I said a sizable faction of people here are mega oldfags, not all or even most. But they tend to be loud and uniquely retarded compared to the average Anon Babble user.

we just don’t act like ghetto chimps

I'm not defending the wigger mutts of my gen, just pointing out that to mega oldfags ANY ebonics results in their eyes/ears glazing over even if it's mostly coherent like OP's post.

with arrested development syndrome.

As opposed to milennials; the generation of the MCU, Funko Pops, and adult theme park attendance?

Maggie is gross looking, that's the context here. if joker dropped maggie off a building or threatened to blow her up. I would thank him.