SAM HYDE THREAD

SAM HYDE THREAD

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I watched hours of this guy and didn't laugh once. Not even a nose exhale

go to bed sam

Used to find him funny but gotten so sick of his bullshit, hes a failed richkid fag

You watched it wrong. It sounds pretentious but it’s true. Sams funny you just have to “get” it. Basically the bit of MDE as a whole is dogwhistle after dogwhistle. Unironically if you’re not based you won’t get Sam Hyde. He’s just funny and poignant. Subtle

I WON'T GET A SKILL
I WON'T GATHER WEALTH
I WON'T MAKE CONNECTIONS AND REACH OUT TO PEOPLE
I WILL WASTE MY LIFE
I WILL WORK A DEAD END JOB
I WILL AN AUTISTIC SOCIALLY INEPT SPERG

the last funny “famous” person alive. him and Harland Williams I guess

This comment makes no sense to me at all. This is fucking gibberish

He’s really funny and his new show is coming out in lik 52 days on his website so that’s kind of based

hes fucking BASED

Sam was literally born with every possible gift and advantage you could have in life

has talked about riding mopeds through Rome as a teenager and his parents sending him to film school in Paris

dad bought him car after car which Sam wrecked and never apologized for treating his cars like disposable toys

dad sent him to one of the best art schools in the world on a $250,000 trust fund

And still he feels a need to act like some downtrodden self-made guru. Why was all that not fucking enough? He had his show at a TV show, why did he feel the need to ruin it by shoving Anon Babble's ideas (not even his own) down people's throats and being a fucking asshole and alienating everyone that made him famous?
Are the sheckels from selling out to be a grifter that sweet to him? Imagine if he was still on good terms with Andrew Ruse, WP2 might be good.

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Fresh unlikable faggotry just dropped
Sam seethes at the host telling him he looks like Trotsky at the beginning of the interview
youtube.com/watch?v=DyOZvJMuiSY
No need to watch the interview, it's "bitcoin is gonna be worth a billion dawlas, do TRT, I yike cars," for an hour, of course

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i dont mind sam being a know-it-all about the world giving life advice to incels as he's figured everything out
but his schtick of being as disgusting or offputting as possible is so lame purpusly hocking loogies in the mic etc

holy shit shut up newfag zoomer retard this is embarrassing

i just like that hes racist
picrel

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand MDE. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of race science most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Sam's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Anon Babble posts, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE.

What makes you think he's racist?

Zoomer? Buddy I’m 36 and am more intelligent than you’ll ever become

You’re trying to mock me but I agree with this entire list

Im just shitposting dude, Im not nearly on the level of Sam but Ive found plenty of his shit funny regardless

do people outside of Anon Babble and reddit even know this guy?
serious question.

nothing
he actually is a strong advocate of palestine and loves hassan so much that he wants to have a friendly boxing match with him

They didn't before the Idubbz video. Now Sam actually has some relevance.

You can't really fail as a rich kid unless you overdose on drugs early or something.

Hes pretty commonly recognised if only for being a ‘bad guy’ by any ‘terminally online’ type normalnigger, the sorts that post a lot beyond communicating with their friends. Otherwise people dont know him, obviously hes not a household name.

nothing

So why did you say he was racist?

Sam is a *wink wink* racist, same way he's a *wink wink* bisexual pedo.

because he likes cars

I've never actually watched anything this guy is in. He just looks like an asshole.

Why does he look like this

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I watched hours of this guy and didn't laugh once. Not even a nose exhale

That's the jowke mayne.

wasting implies you would amount to something if you tried

Doesnt everyone know about him hanging with Richard Spencer and all those Daily Stormer fags and being very cool with and promoting of those types?

People can hang out with those they disagree with,i

Claire from Bitchtank has been posting inane bullshit on bant's /ftl/ 500 times/day from like 8:00am through 4:00am, every single day, for the past week. She's ruined the threads.

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when will this aging millenial hipster stop being shilled?

I dont give a shit about MDE, I just want edited Bloodgames episodes

This will make its way to Anon Babble in about 2 weeks when BG2 starts

Grim

Also if Sam's so based and tradpilled, why does he associate with so many women that are exactly the opposite?

40 years old

still hasn't become an artist

lives off larping as jbp and giving Anon Babbletards advice when the only advice he can give them is to start making money by giving other Anon Babbletards advice (this is nothing that a jewish caricature would do, trust me)

fell off comedically before wp s1

can't finish editing s2 because 'it has to be perfect'

i can't wait for the new fishtank hate threads

wowzah. unc thought he did something.

bros is sam cooked?

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get a skill

why does this zoomers seethe?

Good morrow, sir

kek this video was just released
what the fuck
everyone is talking about the thumbnail
the guy had to blur out the shirts lmao

dogwhistles are funny

Anon Babbletards now openly admit they're reddit and watch stuff for the moments where they get to recognize what it is

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He's relevant to any nigga that's clue in, and hella niggas is clued in
His "TED" talk in especial is a pretty famous joint

LMAO daddy sammy told this faggot fan channel he had to black out the shirts ahahahaa

Sam probably would have told him to not never post the image.
So idk why he would do that let alone blue out the shirts

Looks like a Klingon

the new pill genuinely saved my life from spiraling out of control

the TED talk was probably the last funny thing he did and after that he slowly went up his own ass to the point he is this bloated parody. His personality is as ugly as his appearance

when is this shit going to catch up to him?

you're a faggot and you should've kys'd, no one would've missed you

I feel like people are always looking for excuses to hate him. Maybe he's kinda funny and it's not that deep?

His rap videos always take me out as well

what kind of skill sam? acting like a daddy to lost young men with no male role model? surely begging my parents for money after they send to me to prestigious art schools just for me to act all high and mighty over every artist, any person in general actually, is a skill that sam hyde could appreciate.

don't forget getting fucked by a tranny, that's a very valuable skill in deez streetz

if Sam was such a great mentor then why is it that only Josie turned out to be a success?

Josie turned out to be a success

anon, I...

great mentor

ayo, you have to do low effort streams to get ahead, being an artist guy is a waste of time

this culture has been reduced to low effort slop because of the ''''woke'''' and the ''''zog'''', definitely not by entitled wiggers like me, i'm doing 'timeless art' [real quote], achually

really makes one think

take me out

wdym?

Holy based

how is him being a trans ally a bad thing??

weak bait

qrd?

the ted talk, like everything else he does, was ghostwritten by his fans. the wiggers are constantly asking for ideas on twitter when fishtank is on.

you think you're paying for slop? well, why don't you make it better, so that i can get paid more?

can you think of a single jewish executive who ever tried to pull such a stunt?

don't have the infodump pic

His mental sanity seem s to be getting worse and worse. Like every video he comes out with now is just him bleeding his insecurities and projecting all over. He really is just a rich lolcow, isn't he? His only mastermind plan seems to be being able to delude himself at fucking 40yo.

Sick of these transphobes hatin on sammy

This guy isn't that funny. He can be funny in limited situations, but he usually drags the routine on too long. I don't know how he can do stand up.

rich

i doubt he'll be able to stay rich. fishtank viewership is dropping every season, it's his own creator clash.

He says it enough that he got rich from BTC so he'll probably just become a stereotypical schizo Jew

that entrance. jesus.

how dare this non-artist finish a sentence when the star is on the screen?

And yet years ago Sam hired some other dumb faggot to run the official clips channel and told new pill to fuck off

he didn't make enough to do projects w/o them making profit. he said wps2 was only filmed because some other btc nigga sponsored it.

Sam was only ever funny when he was going through his mental break down and annoying his mom with vertical videos. Nothing else he's done has been funny.

When someone with clout asks him to his face about it with a camera on him.

nick and charls' reactions are hilarious. Charls is enjoying it while Nick is clearly disgusted with Sam

Hydewars Sam was unironically peak Sam

so many fucking haters itt

why? sam is literally our dad, he looks out for us, takes care of us, tries to lift us up and better us... why would you hate him?

he told us to get a skill, HOW FUCKING DARE HE

is this bait? i can no longer tell when Anon Babbletards are being ironic.

That you Cryo

This is when Fishtank died

Nick is clearly disgusted with Sam

why does nick stay with him if he knows this shit?

Nepobaby

I gave my money to this guy
stop making fun of him

sam hooks him up with trannies

obvious money and a shot at fame. nick obviously wants to become a succesful stand up comedian and always had that dream of commercial success in entertainment

every mde thread

markyposting

replies to markyposting calling said markyposter a jew/channing/woke liberal

sam hasn't been good since the mirror videos...

world peace 1 wasn't even that good...

did you guys hear [insert nina/abi/claire/tj shit nobody cares about]

someone pretending to be offended about sam or calling him a nazi

subsequent chud seething falling for the bait

get a skill

sam fucked a tranny

hey guys whats ur fave mde sketch i like moms :))))

this guy was never funny SAGE!

cryokeen

funny picture of jet or fatty

benleaks

erm... can someone explain why anyone hates or cares about this guy?

someone posting about bicflame and golf balls even though issa nothingburger and nobody cares

you forgot donjolly.com

sam has the potential to become THE biggest lolcow of all time if any of the wiggers had the balls to reveal what goes on behind the scenes
HE'S REDDIT
HE'S GAY FOR GOCK
HE'S DUMB
being tall is all he has, so he takes pictures with fans standing on his TIPTOES

anon... it's been dead for nearly a year... the indigo child is gone

erm... can someone explain why anyone hates or cares about this guy?

lol literally me 18 seconds later

That's how you know nearly every thread about Sam is astoturfing spam. Makes sense since wp2 is gonna come out, otherwise it would be fishtank spam. If there was something tangible to discuss, that would drown out the usual shit flinging.

I've been revisiting Kickstarter TV and I think it's Sam at his most coherent and poignant. When he was still an atheist btw.
youtube.com/watch?v=2yhL2J9-ZQo

channing creager got booted off sharty when she tried her same shtick of RTH, infomemes and accusing everyone of VPN hopping

Why doesn't she have a kiwifarms thread?

When he was still an atheist

he still is and in a much broader, negative sense. he doesn't believe in the muse like actual artist guys suppose to, that's why his 'art' is all about bleeding his audience. you've been carny'd, rube.

trt, diabetes and sex with trannies

Ha

channing is irrelevant, shill

He is, that's kind of his whole thing. But has mellowed out a bit in recent years.

goes on too long

Him.and nick are guilty of it.

AI has gone too far

So how TF is he affording all these rich cars and his crew?

It's intellectual humor, you probably got filtered

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or your dad disowns you into poverty like sams did. he still talks shit about his dad who died a decade ago publicly. hes a legit psychopath. which would be tolerable if he wasnt annoying shill that is unfunny now.

Sam sounds like he was a spoiled brat

who died a decade ago

is he dead?

im pretty sure there was a video where sam talked about his step mother disallowing him from coming to the funeral.

It would be very gay not to.

sam hooks him up with trannies

the reason the marky isn't isnt widely known yet is because you fucking retards add all of this obviously false slander which makes everything you're saying seem retarded

Didn't he hate his dad over giving his friend a car which sam went and wrecked on purpose giving the guy fucking brain damage?

based step mother. imagine being around hyde, the smell alone would be unbearable.

nick got caught watching tranny porn and sam got caught asking a tranny for a dickdown. do the maff, fanboi.

Can’t wait for extreme peace. Andrew Schultz is really funny and I loved his standup and skits he’s put out lately. Keen to see his input on newer stuff.

Can’t wait for extreme peace

and yet you will, for a long time. the wiggers are trying to save it in the edit 'cause the btc money ran out to do any reshoots.

Never fails to make me laugh seeing all the mindbroken faggots seethe at him.

It’s coming out next month and fully finished?

it definitely sounds like you're enjoying yourself. cope harder.

is it really? how many times has it been delayed so far?

if you’re not based you won’t get Sam Hyde

Its true. And this will cause the redditors, pooskins and tranny fags to seethe

hes a failed richkid fag

What does that even mean?

look, ma, i'm le based, it's not a phase

lol

I hope you didn't think this was clever

I think it was supposed to come out this year but possibly earlier? I’d take anything with a grain of salt unless they update mde.tv which they have for this release including live screenings.

Most “announcements” for release date before this was just the crew in streams saying “yeah probably by ____.”

he failed to become an artist guy even though his parents had the money to keep him comfortably unemployed

imagine editing a sketch show for 2-3 years. these are the people who, in a fair world, should totally run hollywood btw.

Because they didn't care, just fucked around with the money.