How would you defeat Goro?

punch him on the nuts.

kick him in the nuts

by having sex with sheeva

get on his back, 2 extra arms doesnt mean he can do anything about me hanging on his back like a turtle shell and gouging his eyes out
he can use an arm to cover his nuts and still fight you 3v2 arms

I'm Scorpion so I take my face off and burn him into a skeleton with my flame breath

Suck him on the nuts

This, then run and throw him off a cliff if possible.

Imagine if you had four arms you'd be able to type jerk off and click on the perfect shit while having one hand free shit would be so cash

I wouldn't. I would surrender to him, because that's what no one else did.

isn't lou kang god now
I'd just pray to him to come fight him

punch him in the forearm

Sub Zero is a close second, but Scorpion is literally me.

turn into babby

why would a baby stand up instead of crawling? crawling would be so much easier with 4 arms

hard to believe they set up the newer movie for failure so bad with that bullshit oc, should've just made it about Johnny Cage

push him over, no way he can get up with those small t-rex arms

I'd listen to what he had to say. And that's what no one did.

Mortal Kombat sucks.

Kek

that's not how Mortal Kombat works.

Back in the day I would just spam leg sweeps and upper cuts for him

From what I remember uppercuts worked well on Goro. It has been 20+ years since I played it though.

Dick status?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=gFRmNVzYe20&pp=ygUMR29ybyB2cyBjYWdl

Sit down and listen.

In the SNES port he almost never blocked jump kicks so I would just spam those.

HELL YEA BROTHER!

Game Genie.

Heh.....nothing personal kid....

fixed

I don't think weapons are allowed in the tournament.

OH BUT SCORPION GETS A SNAKE DRAGON THING, SPITS FIRE, AND SUBZERO GETS TO ICE YOU?