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/who/ - Doctor Who General
I wonder if nuRani is supposed to be a subtle dig at Afro-Asian UK politicians that Russell dislikes?
Priti Patel, Suella Braverman, Rishi Sunak etc
Priti has a certain something about her.
Just seen what Omega looks like in a leak from the next episode...holy fuck. It's like they're deliberately trying to get the show cancelled. It's worse than the Sutekh redesign.
2 years of building up Mrs Flood
relegated to a simpering lackey within one episode
RTD really has no idea of what he's doing.
PIZZA! PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PIZZA!
Why do British people say "sanwidge" instead of "sandwich"?
I say samwidge
sangwich
Proper brits call them butties
Ncuti > Tennant
Butties have butter on them, if you know.
Whittaker > Tennant
You now know that Omega is voiced by the gay vicar from Corrie.
All sandwiches do in the UK.
mine don't.
Very RTD
Why and how Doctor Who is getting cancelled
This is our final week, RIP Doctor Who & RIP /who/, we've had fun over the years.
youtube.com
It is time for you to die!
Die, /who/! Die!
"Mommy can I have a sonic screwdriver?"
"Sure, we'll get the one that looks like a blue spoon."
"Do you not love me any more mommy?"
The merchandising for these last seasons have been terrible, possibly because the Doctor doesn't stay in one costume long enough for any action figures to make sense.
because the Doctor doesn't stay in one costume long enough
Such a retarded decision. He doesn't even have a fixed silhouette. It's funny because they wanted him to be the "fashionable one", but he'll just be known as the "crying one" instead
Leaked photo of the regeneration from next week. The user also has pictures of the Omega redesign which correlate with the initial spoiler descriptions (all of the other leaks have been correct)
Isn't being fashionable missing the entire point of Doctor Who?
The fact that he wears weird shit that usually looks like it came from the past is visual storytelling. it clues you in on the fact that he's a time traveller, and someone who maybe doesn't quite get the customs of modern day earth.
Looks dumb enough to be real
w-why is his whole outfit glowing and not just his hands and face
It's so they don't have to recreate his outfit when they show the aftermath
Looks like his clothes are gonna regenerate again as well.
still makes a shit action figure doesn't it?
This has cemented the images that this guy has posted of Omega as being fake for me. That regeneration looks really bad.
they turned omega into a fucking macra
I'm dying
fake
Why would anyone make fake doctor who leaks at this point. The show is dead. Like fake text leaks okay but actual graphics nah. And that shit isn't AI either, if it's fake someone photoshopped it and the omega
Were they trying to bring back Margaret Thatcher? Or restore the aristocracy or something?
Why would anyone make fake doctor who leaks at this point.
The same reason anyone would make fake leaks for anything. Especially since there's been a lot of buzz about Doctor Who leaks recently.
That regeneration looks really bad
!2's regeneration looked fan film-tier
Because that's how it's pronounced.
CongraDulations, however, can fuck right off.
They can't show Billie in a suit because reasons.
if you took basically paused at any frame from the current era of the show, photographed it with a blurry camera from a shitty angle and posted it on redditleaks, 99% of people would call it fake
it's not fake. look at the background Omega is in - it's inside the bone palace, identical to the part where the Seal of Rassilon is. These images were posted before Wish World aired and none of that was shown in the promotional material. There's also another image of Omega from a different angle going around that was posted yesterday and he looks identical to those other pics. it fucking sucks but what do you expect
The guy's on record saying that Ncuti becomes the Valeyard, and that the Doctor doesn't regenerate into any of the big guesses like Billie Piper, with the Doctor giving up on Earth being why the spin off happens. He's not believable.
RTD2 "regenerations" look shit anyway. just look at the Rani. i've seen better CGI in fan films. I'd put money on this being real (omega already confirmed)
why is omega a fucking KRANG CRAB
i've seen the "the leaks for this retarded show full of bad writing sound really retarded and badly written, must be fake" process repeat itself a dozen times in the last decade, i see it's happening here as well
Omega looks like a cross between a crab and the head of a penis
This cannot be real
So what's the consensus on The War Between the Land and the Sea? What are the odds it's not shit?
archive.4plebs.org
What were your thoughts when RTD2 was announced and have they changed now?
and introducing the BATTLETECH KING CRAB as OMEGA
Looks like it's been canned
There's some potential for it, but the showrunner is Pete McTighe so it's probably not going to be great.
What were your thoughts when RTD2 was announced and have they changed now?
I warned everyone how the show would go to shit and I pretty much nailed it. Gotta say I am tired of being proven right over and over again in regards to how exactly a fictional IP will go to shit, I almost never get it wrong.
If the Doctor doesn't regenerate into Billie Piper, then who is he going to regenerate into?
If shooty's not in it it has a chance to draw some viewers, also no RTD faggotry
no way they made him a fucking crab
Someone snapped a photo of them filming on set like a year ago. The Sea Devils have been redesigned to appear more human like the Silurians. And there's a photo of Russell Tovey's character kissing a female sea devil.
You can find it if you search it on X, some set report losers camped out in the dead of night to take photos
It's going to be shit.
It's not shown so any new doctor they come up with during the wilderness is potentially canon.
Don't be speciesist
Has anyone considered the idea that the image is real but it's not Omega but some monster under his control like the blob lads from The Three Doctors? Crossed wires or whatever.
conrad is homophobic
being gay or even just saying something that could be construed as gay is now 'doubt'
conrad is racist
everyone's still as diverse as ever and nobody gives a shit
toast sandwich
It's like garmonbozia but British
conrad is a civic nationalist
It's Omega. It correlates with the leaks that happened before the season aired
Flood is Rani and bigenerates
Susan comes back
Midnight sequel
Belinda's star
Omega gets resurrected by Rani and is a "CGI monster with a crab claw"
15th Doctor regenerates
Who is the best Doctor Who?
Who is the best companion?
Obviously building up to some kind of betrayal.
Except what the guy that's posted the regeneration and the crab Omega is saying that they're not just keeping it vague
I’ll just say that it’s not any of the main guesses, no Billie piper or anything like that. I can say tho that he does become the valeyard at the end of the finale. It’s honestly a really good setup for season 3. That’s why the doctor is seemingly absent in the spin off, he gives up on earth for the moment
He's making it sound like it's another bi-generation situation and that there is a real actor that's been chosen for the 16th Doctor and Season 2's finale is setting the show up for more instead of just ending it.
That would explain the rather ham-fisted sinister turn by 15 in the Eurovision episode.
I actually think his hair is a massive problem as well. He looks like the default option blank canvas in a character customisation part of a video game. They've had to give him hair several times now to help his look feel a bit more dynamic.
are they wigs or what
If by "something" you mean "the whiff of a quizling" then, yeah.
The first time she was sacked as a minister it was because she was revealing state secrets to the Israelis.
Four (Classic) or Twelve (Nu Who)
Leela (Classic) or Clara (Nu Who)
the Doctor doesn't stay in one costume long enough for any action figures to make sense
They have to make one with changeable clothes like a Barbie doll.
like a Barbie doll.
well...
Ncuti fans want dolls not action figures
i haven't seen any doctor who merch in the shops since about 2010. last time i heard, the latest release was a jon pertwee 'collector' figure this year being sold for £50 as an online exclusive. the figures used to be £5 when i used to buy them in 2006.
the 15th doctor sonic screwdriver is awful, i don't know what they were thinking.
i don't know what they were thinking
the old design looks like a gun
RTD says he didn't want the first black Doctor to hold something that "looked like a gun" but I think in reality he didn't want the first GAY Doctor to hold something that looked phallic.
DW merch was all over the place in the US for the 50th. You're full of shit that there was nothing in wherever they use £ for money.
wherever they use £ for money
The UK.
dugga doo
I’m still saying nobody. I can’t see them casting anyone when they don’t know if or when the show will be coming back. No well-known actor is agreeing to those terms for a 10 second cameo.
I'm starting to wonder if RTD actually hates Belinda.
constantly bitching about wanting to go home over all else
can never do her job which is constantly lampshaded
whenever something goes wrong and the doctor isn't around she immediately gives up and assumes she'll gonna be stuck there now
outright betrays the doctor in such a fashion that the only thing he can really say afterwards is "it's fine!" like he didn't have an episode-long strop over getting betrayed by his fucking barber
ruby keeps on showing up and making it clear she's both a better companion and a better person
You cannot convince me she was written by someone who likes her
Ruby is unironically a worse companion than Ryan.
When did Belinda betray the Doctor?
Theres no fucking way you believe that. The only chibnall companions that didnt feel like cardboard cutouts were Graham and Dan
she phoned the thought police on him
She was literally being brainwashed by a magical wish god.
they're not brainwashed into automatically calling the gestapo over it, multiple people brush off mug incidents throughout the episode
The Wish World version of the characters is not the real them.
You're acting like there's any actual thought put into how the world works. There's no legitmate characterization. You're arguing over nothing.
it's still belinda, everyone's still gonna attribute that shit to belinda much like with ruby's mum fucking her over multiple times in altered universes is still attributed to her
didn't want the first black Doctor to hold something that "looked like a gun"
Actually hilariously racist.
Are any episodes of the new seasons worth watching? I've got access to Disney+ and wouldn't mind checking a couple out, but not if they're all shit.
The bone beasts were going to be the ones destroying the world with their fire breath
Weird they cut this since they do nothing in the first episode
Has RTD ever even SEEN a gun?
what does the rani have to do with bones or a bone motif
I didn't know jodie got a slightly brighter version of her vibrator
what's the one in between the two 11-style screwdrivers?
they are all shit
Mrs. Flood is very old. Old people often get compared to skeletons.
Why is Russell so obsessed with using dates? I get that it's a time travel show (or at least it was), but it just makes everything he writes age like milk. Years and Years was made irrelevant within a bloody year.
what's the one in between the two 11-style screwdrivers?
One made up just for toys.
It reminded me a bit of the original RTD TARDIS interior with the coral. The Rani being a Time Lord scientist/biochemist could've grown the palace. It's one the best Doctor Who sets I've seen. One thing I will miss from this era is the production design. Although they made the 60th anniversary specials without the Disney budget so hopefully they can keep the quality up if they do continue the series in some form.
I don't remember dates being relevant to his finales much. Actually feels like they refrain from mentioning what year it is outright when telling present day stories.
I really hate how much RTD is obsessed with only making shit for fans of OldWho.
remember this?
remember that?
remember me?
remember Omega?
No, Russell, I fucking don't. I've never seen that old boring shit and every time you do this my eyes just glaze over because I don't understand anything that's going on.
Unironically an awesome set. Too bad the show is ass
But now it's nuwho stuff, too! So when the Rani comes back in 3 seasons you can film an awesome reaction for youtube!
I seriously cant believe we've had like 5 Master reveals in 15 years. It's not a surprise anymore.
and now they're acting like the master's dead AGAIN, so have fun getting another one possibly even just next episode
old boring shit
filtered
The only classic return that feels warranted at this point is Susan because the actress is still alive, she's the Doctor's family and was part of the show's foundation.
was hartnell always a senile maniac
I don't care, it IS old boring shit. And this is a NEW series, that they even went to the trouble of resetting the season numbers for, to make it as new and beginner friendly as possible. So why the hell do they keep dredging up things from 50+ years ago and just expecting the audience to recognize it all with zero explanation or introduction? Just make something new.
Everyone knows it's because the show's going on pause for quite a while and it might well be the last chance to have Ford back. It's literally "Why are you filming my scenes first?"
There's an interesting symmetry between William Hartnell and Christopher Eccleston; both coming from working class backgrounds with a chip on their shoulder, known for their tough guy roles only to go on and play the Doctor.
I'm trying to understand the logic behind Russell's decision making when it comes to all the classic callbacks in a soft-reboot meant to appeal to newcomers. The only thing I can come up with based on things he's said is that this all part of his MCU-ification of Doctor Who with it being on Disney Plus now. So he's treating classic who like the MCU treats the Marvel comics. But internationally the classic show isn't as accessible and he underestimates how many people are interested in that. It's not like comic fans.
susan
the rani
omega
Show is just plucking concepts from decades ago and expecting you to clap like a seal.
I've been rewatching Smith/Capaldi era episodes, it's so much fun. I've also started hunting Doctor Who merch on eBay. I got the limited edition LEGO set that I wanted since forever. It's a comfy life.
As long as the Timeless Child is still canon, I'm not watching new NuWho. Simple as.
And they dugga do just that.
The Rani is the harbinger for the show’s cancellation
Years and Years was made irrelevant within a bloody year.
It's insane retards still think he was some sort of clairvoyant and Years and Years was pure genius because he managed to predict some of the most basic shit like the Queen dying or the Ukraine invasion.
RANI
R A N I
A R N I
A R I N
H A R B I N G E R
Years and Years predicts Ukraine? But I thought the invasion was completely unprovoked with nothing happening prior to 2022?
The MCU does a better job at introducing comic book concepts and characters in a way that explains and justifies them instead of just looking straight into the camera and saying, "REMEMBER GLUP SHITTO??? CLAP!!!" I never felt lost in an MCU movie because of lack of familiarity with the comics, but I genuinely feel lost and confused with all these Doctor Who memberberries because they're given zero context, build-up, or explanation.
Even back in the beginning of NuWho, they RTD was better at introducing OldWho concepts in a way that didn't assume the audience knew what it all was. The Master's first introduction as Yana was hype as fuck even though I had never even HEARD of OldWho at that time, because effort was put into building up the concepts around him in such a way that a brand new NuWho-only viewer could get completely invested and fully understand everything.
With this newest season introducing the Rani, it's just:
I'm the Rani, a Time Lady! REMEMBER ME AND CARE!
Nice. Maybe we'll get Dimensions in Time II in a few years.
Susan screaming at Poppy
U AIN'T MY MUVVA!
YES I AM!
Or wheeling out Tennant's desiccated corpse for the 100th. Apparently he wants to donate his skull to The Royal Shakespeare Company, so it's not completely off the table.
Ivan please...
It's more reminiscent of the current Star Wars shows like Ahsoka that expect you to have watched all the animated shows to understand the plot.
he wants to donate his skull to The Royal Shakespeare Company
So they can do that cliche "talking while holding up a skull" thing that you see in Looney Tunes cartoons?
How did he predict a completely unprovoked event?
how can you predict a nigger will attack unprovoked
predicted exactly how star wars would go to shit and it did
predicted exactly how star trek would go to shit and it did
predicted exactly how the witcher would go to shit and it did
predicted exactly how the wheel of time who would go to shit and it did
predicted exactly how doctor who would go to shit and it did
i am tired of being right
What happened to the witcher? Wasnt the last game like a decade ago?
x will add niggers and trannies
woah nostradamus over here
Checks out. If it's a female doctor next (likely billy), then Russel will have the clothes regenerate as well as he did with 13 into 14.
I think she needs to explain herself better.
Would you like a wershcloth?
Netflix made a live-action DEI "adaptation" of the Witcher with raceswaps up the ass, all the hot babes replaced with fugly mutts. Amazon Prime did the same with Wheel of Time.
predicted exactly how CNN would go to shit and it did
Amen, brother.
no homo
Reminder that in Unleashed two weeks ago Varada said that she had a fear of crabs and Steffan let slip there would be a crab coming up. I'm surprised they let that in.
10 and Martha was my favourite combination.
Yep. As I recall a real skull was used back when Tennant did Hamlet.
That's dumb. The whole point of Ncuti wearing a suit for his last episode should be that the new Doctor doesn't have to be stuck wearing one of his regular cringe outfits.
I feel like literally no one had ever thought it looked like a gun, up until that point.
It obviously looks like a screwdriver. It's in the name.
That's a scene from hamlet, bruv.
but a woman wearing a man's outfit?? that's just too much!!!! it needs to regenerate straight into a proper woman's clothes!
seriously i don't know why of all things crossdressing seems to be a major hangup for him