SAM HYDE THREAD
SAM HYDE THREAD
I watched hours of this guy and didn't laugh once. Not even a nose exhale
go to bed sam
Used to find him funny but gotten so sick of his bullshit, hes a failed richkid fag
You watched it wrong. It sounds pretentious but it’s true. Sams funny you just have to “get” it. Basically the bit of MDE as a whole is dogwhistle after dogwhistle. Unironically if you’re not based you won’t get Sam Hyde. He’s just funny and poignant. Subtle
I WON'T GET A SKILL
I WON'T GATHER WEALTH
I WON'T MAKE CONNECTIONS AND REACH OUT TO PEOPLE
I WILL WASTE MY LIFE
I WILL WORK A DEAD END JOB
I WILL AN AUTISTIC SOCIALLY INEPT SPERG
the last funny “famous” person alive. him and Harland Williams I guess
This comment makes no sense to me at all. This is fucking gibberish
He’s really funny and his new show is coming out in lik 52 days on his website so that’s kind of based
hes fucking BASED
Sam was literally born with every possible gift and advantage you could have in life
has talked about riding mopeds through Rome as a teenager and his parents sending him to film school in Paris
dad bought him car after car which Sam wrecked and never apologized for treating his cars like disposable toys
dad sent him to one of the best art schools in the world on a $250,000 trust fund
And still he feels a need to act like some downtrodden self-made guru. Why was all that not fucking enough? He had his show at a TV show, why did he feel the need to ruin it by shoving Anon Babble's ideas (not even his own) down people's throats and being a fucking asshole and alienating everyone that made him famous?
Are the sheckels from selling out to be a grifter that sweet to him? Imagine if he was still on good terms with Andrew Ruse, WP2 might be good.
Fresh unlikable faggotry just dropped
Sam seethes at the host telling him he looks like Trotsky at the beginning of the interview
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No need to watch the interview, it's "bitcoin is gonna be worth a billion dawlas, do TRT, I yike cars," for an hour, of course
i dont mind sam being a know-it-all about the world giving life advice to incels as he's figured everything out
but his schtick of being as disgusting or offputting as possible is so lame purpusly hocking loogies in the mic etc
holy shit shut up newfag zoomer retard this is embarrassing
i just like that hes racist
picrel
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand MDE. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of race science most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Sam's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Anon Babble posts, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE.
What makes you think he's racist?
he fell for it
Zoomer? Buddy I’m 36 and am more intelligent than you’ll ever become
You’re trying to mock me but I agree with this entire list
Im just shitposting dude, Im not nearly on the level of Sam but Ive found plenty of his shit funny regardless
do people outside of Anon Babble and reddit even know this guy?
serious question.
nothing
he actually is a strong advocate of palestine and loves hassan so much that he wants to have a friendly boxing match with him
They didn't before the Idubbz video. Now Sam actually has some relevance.
You can't really fail as a rich kid unless you overdose on drugs early or something.
Hes pretty commonly recognised if only for being a ‘bad guy’ by any ‘terminally online’ type normalnigger, the sorts that post a lot beyond communicating with their friends. Otherwise people dont know him, obviously hes not a household name.
nothing
So why did you say he was racist?
Sam is a *wink wink* racist, same way he's a *wink wink* bisexual pedo.
because he likes cars
I've never actually watched anything this guy is in. He just looks like an asshole.
Why does he look like this
I watched hours of this guy and didn't laugh once. Not even a nose exhale
That's the jowke mayne.
wasting implies you would amount to something if you tried
Doesnt everyone know about him hanging with Richard Spencer and all those Daily Stormer fags and being very cool with and promoting of those types?
People can hang out with those they disagree with,i
Claire from Bitchtank has been posting inane bullshit on bant's /ftl/ 500 times/day from like 8:00am through 4:00am, every single day, for the past week. She's ruined the threads.
when will this aging millenial hipster stop being shilled?
I dont give a shit about MDE, I just want edited Bloodgames episodes
This will make its way to Anon Babble in about 2 weeks when BG2 starts
Grim
Also if Sam's so based and tradpilled, why does he associate with so many women that are exactly the opposite?
40 years old
still hasn't become an artist
lives off larping as jbp and giving Anon Babbletards advice when the only advice he can give them is to start making money by giving other Anon Babbletards advice (this is nothing that a jewish caricature would do, trust me)
fell off comedically before wp s1
can't finish editing s2 because 'it has to be perfect'
i can't wait for the new fishtank hate threads
wowzah. unc thought he did something.
bros is sam cooked?
get a skill
why does this zoomers seethe?
Good morrow, sir
kek this video was just released
what the fuck
everyone is talking about the thumbnail
the guy had to blur out the shirts lmao
dogwhistles are funny
Anon Babbletards now openly admit they're reddit and watch stuff for the moments where they get to recognize what it is
He's relevant to any nigga that's clue in, and hella niggas is clued in
His "TED" talk in especial is a pretty famous joint
LMAO daddy sammy told this faggot fan channel he had to black out the shirts ahahahaa
Sam probably would have told him to not never post the image.
So idk why he would do that let alone blue out the shirts
Looks like a Klingon
the new pill genuinely saved my life from spiraling out of control
get a skill
the TED talk was probably the last funny thing he did and after that he slowly went up his own ass to the point he is this bloated parody. His personality is as ugly as his appearance
when is this shit going to catch up to him?
you're a faggot and you should've kys'd, no one would've missed you
I feel like people are always looking for excuses to hate him. Maybe he's kinda funny and it's not that deep?
His rap videos always take me out as well
what kind of skill sam? acting like a daddy to lost young men with no male role model? surely begging my parents for money after they send to me to prestigious art schools just for me to act all high and mighty over every artist, any person in general actually, is a skill that sam hyde could appreciate.
don't forget getting fucked by a tranny, that's a very valuable skill in deez streetz
this is the exact moment his career jumped the shark
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if Sam was such a great mentor then why is it that only Josie turned out to be a success?
Josie turned out to be a success
anon, I...
great mentor
ayo, you have to do low effort streams to get ahead, being an artist guy is a waste of time
this culture has been reduced to low effort slop because of the ''''woke'''' and the ''''zog'''', definitely not by entitled wiggers like me, i'm doing 'timeless art' [real quote], achually
really makes one think
take me out
wdym?
Holy based
how is him being a trans ally a bad thing??
weak bait
qrd?
the ted talk, like everything else he does, was ghostwritten by his fans. the wiggers are constantly asking for ideas on twitter when fishtank is on.
you think you're paying for slop? well, why don't you make it better, so that i can get paid more?
can you think of a single jewish executive who ever tried to pull such a stunt?
don't have the infodump pic
His mental sanity seem s to be getting worse and worse. Like every video he comes out with now is just him bleeding his insecurities and projecting all over. He really is just a rich lolcow, isn't he? His only mastermind plan seems to be being able to delude himself at fucking 40yo.
Sick of these transphobes hatin on sammy
This guy isn't that funny. He can be funny in limited situations, but he usually drags the routine on too long. I don't know how he can do stand up.
rich
i doubt he'll be able to stay rich. fishtank viewership is dropping every season, it's his own creator clash.
He says it enough that he got rich from BTC so he'll probably just become a stereotypical schizo Jew
that entrance. jesus.
how dare this non-artist finish a sentence when the star is on the screen?
And yet years ago Sam hired some other dumb faggot to run the official clips channel and told new pill to fuck off
he didn't make enough to do projects w/o them making profit. he said wps2 was only filmed because some other btc nigga sponsored it.
Sam was only ever funny when he was going through his mental break down and annoying his mom with vertical videos. Nothing else he's done has been funny.
When someone with clout asks him to his face about it with a camera on him.
nick and charls' reactions are hilarious. Charls is enjoying it while Nick is clearly disgusted with Sam
Hydewars Sam was unironically peak Sam
so many fucking haters itt
why? sam is literally our dad, he looks out for us, takes care of us, tries to lift us up and better us... why would you hate him?
he told us to get a skill, HOW FUCKING DARE HE
is this bait? i can no longer tell when Anon Babbletards are being ironic.
That you Cryo
This is when Fishtank died
Nick is clearly disgusted with Sam
why does nick stay with him if he knows this shit?
Nepobaby
I gave my money to this guy
stop making fun of him
sam hooks him up with trannies
obvious money and a shot at fame. nick obviously wants to become a succesful stand up comedian and always had that dream of commercial success in entertainment
every mde thread
markyposting
replies to markyposting calling said markyposter a jew/channing/woke liberal
sam hasn't been good since the mirror videos...
world peace 1 wasn't even that good...
did you guys hear [insert nina/abi/claire/tj shit nobody cares about]
someone pretending to be offended about sam or calling him a nazi
subsequent chud seething falling for the bait
get a skill
sam fucked a tranny
hey guys whats ur fave mde sketch i like moms :))))
this guy was never funny SAGE!
cryokeen
funny picture of jet or fatty
benleaks
erm... can someone explain why anyone hates or cares about this guy?
someone posting about bicflame and golf balls even though issa nothingburger and nobody cares
I have almost zero knoweldge of all the internet drama surrounding the dude, all I know is he made this
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and this
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which I found thoroughly enjoyable
that said based on this thread I'm guessing he's some kind of a bad person? idk qrd welcome
Based
you forgot donjolly.com
sam has the potential to become THE biggest lolcow of all time if any of the wiggers had the balls to reveal what goes on behind the scenes
HE'S REDDIT
HE'S GAY FOR GOCK
HE'S DUMB
being tall is all he has, so he takes pictures with fans standing on his TIPTOES
anon... it's been dead for nearly a year... the indigo child is gone
erm... can someone explain why anyone hates or cares about this guy?
lol literally me 18 seconds later
That's how you know nearly every thread about Sam is astoturfing spam. Makes sense since wp2 is gonna come out, otherwise it would be fishtank spam. If there was something tangible to discuss, that would drown out the usual shit flinging.
I've been revisiting Kickstarter TV and I think it's Sam at his most coherent and poignant. When he was still an atheist btw.
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Why does he look like this?
channing creager got booted off sharty when she tried her same shtick of RTH, infomemes and accusing everyone of VPN hopping
Why doesn't she have a kiwifarms thread?
When he was still an atheist
he still is and in a much broader, negative sense. he doesn't believe in the muse like actual artist guys suppose to, that's why his 'art' is all about bleeding his audience. you've been carny'd, rube.
trt, diabetes and sex with trannies
Ha
channing is irrelevant, shill
He is, that's kind of his whole thing. But has mellowed out a bit in recent years.
goes on too long
Him.and nick are guilty of it.
AI has gone too far
So how TF is he affording all these rich cars and his crew?
It's intellectual humor, you probably got filtered
or your dad disowns you into poverty like sams did. he still talks shit about his dad who died a decade ago publicly. hes a legit psychopath. which would be tolerable if he wasnt annoying shill that is unfunny now.
Sam sounds like he was a spoiled brat
who died a decade ago
is he dead?
im pretty sure there was a video where sam talked about his step mother disallowing him from coming to the funeral.
It would be very gay not to.
sam hooks him up with trannies
the reason the marky isn't isnt widely known yet is because you fucking retards add all of this obviously false slander which makes everything you're saying seem retarded
Didn't he hate his dad over giving his friend a car which sam went and wrecked on purpose giving the guy fucking brain damage?
based step mother. imagine being around hyde, the smell alone would be unbearable.
i need help, what is the song playing at 00:55 in this video
nick got caught watching tranny porn and sam got caught asking a tranny for a dickdown. do the maff, fanboi.
Can’t wait for extreme peace. Andrew Schultz is really funny and I loved his standup and skits he’s put out lately. Keen to see his input on newer stuff.
Can’t wait for extreme peace
and yet you will, for a long time. the wiggers are trying to save it in the edit 'cause the btc money ran out to do any reshoots.
Never fails to make me laugh seeing all the mindbroken faggots seethe at him.
It’s coming out next month and fully finished?
it definitely sounds like you're enjoying yourself. cope harder.
is it really? how many times has it been delayed so far?
if you’re not based you won’t get Sam Hyde
Its true. And this will cause the redditors, pooskins and tranny fags to seethe
hes a failed richkid fag
What does that even mean?
look, ma, i'm le based, it's not a phase
lol
I hope you didn't think this was clever
I think it was supposed to come out this year but possibly earlier? I’d take anything with a grain of salt unless they update mde.tv which they have for this release including live screenings.
Most “announcements” for release date before this was just the crew in streams saying “yeah probably by ____.”
he failed to become an artist guy even though his parents had the money to keep him comfortably unemployed
imagine editing a sketch show for 2-3 years. these are the people who, in a fair world, should totally run hollywood btw.
Because they didn't care, just fucked around with the money.