Why are there no good heavy metal films?
Why are there no good heavy metal films?
Looks like jim morrison. Maybe she'll die fat and coked up in a bathtub as well
because metal is gay shit for fat men. its one level above being a brony. its something to be ashamed of
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heavy metal sucks more than the whore you posted
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This movie is seriously underrated
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Classy classic shit right here
Films about metal invariably always treat the subject matter as an overblown joke for the audiences sake.
The most actually metal films are:
Begotten
Gummo
Alucarda
Arguably Gummo is pretty fucking metal, just look at the soundtrack.
Men who listen to metal are cringe but women who listen to metal are based and hot
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I was in a relationship with a female metal for a while and they’re mostly crazy and hot.
*female metal musician
She looks like Anya pre bogging and with normal eyes. I think I have a new waifu
There is literally an awesome movie titled HEAVY METAL, go watch it.
She is just as bucced as Anya, you faceblind retard
Because there are no good heavy metal songs. By the way, at what age did you grow out of heavy metal music? Me? When I turned 10.
I dontk now, but I would gladly stick my dick in Soapy's uncleaned bum and get her shit on my dick
Fear of the Dark, you little fucking shit
The Dirt was fun
She had an accident and still is marriage material
Never grew into it or hip hop either
A pedo already made this thread like three times yesterday
Liking Soapy
Pedo
Now you are stretching, troonposter
Hot
Imagine missing having fun because Adulting
Granted, most of modern metal sounds like a bunch of sheep screaming anyway, but you outgrow things when you stop getting fun from them, not because yourself become a bore
We need more films based on concept albums.
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any live action movie is just a downgrade from what goes on in the mind of metalheads
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some anons are actually curious if a music genre that entertains tens of millions of people and birthed more bands than any other genre crystallized into some kino
Anon Babble is that way you disingenuous faggot
We need a containment thread for this mediocre bitch, she does not look healthy
they are retarded and even if they weren't they'd send OP to Anon Babble
topic of heavy metal
all movies featuring soft ROCK
purity spiraling
Alien (1979) is probably the most heavy metal movie ever, even if it has a classical soundtrack lol
Heavy Trip would have been perfect without the nog but it wss still pretty good
Their cover of Kuusamo was the best part
this film
1992 democratic convention
Was Mustaine the grifter of metal?
For me it's Witchfinder General (the band)
The song is better. Especially the breakdown.
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