Why are there no good heavy metal films?

Why are there no good heavy metal films?

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Looks like jim morrison. Maybe she'll die fat and coked up in a bathtub as well

because metal is gay shit for fat men. its one level above being a brony. its something to be ashamed of

the dream

heavy metal sucks more than the whore you posted

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Classy classic shit right here

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Films about metal invariably always treat the subject matter as an overblown joke for the audiences sake.
The most actually metal films are:

Begotten

Gummo

Alucarda

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Arguably Gummo is pretty fucking metal, just look at the soundtrack.

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Men who listen to metal are cringe but women who listen to metal are based and hot

wrong

I was in a relationship with a female metal for a while and they’re mostly crazy and hot.

*female metal musician

She looks like Anya pre bogging and with normal eyes. I think I have a new waifu

There is literally an awesome movie titled HEAVY METAL, go watch it.

Because there are no good heavy metal songs. By the way, at what age did you grow out of heavy metal music? Me? When I turned 10.

I dontk now, but I would gladly stick my dick in Soapy's uncleaned bum and get her shit on my dick

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Fear of the Dark, you little fucking shit

The Dirt was fun

She had an accident and still is marriage material

Never grew into it or hip hop either

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A pedo already made this thread like three times yesterday

Liking Soapy

Pedo

Now you are stretching, troonposter

Hot

Imagine missing having fun because Adulting

Granted, most of modern metal sounds like a bunch of sheep screaming anyway, but you outgrow things when you stop getting fun from them, not because yourself become a bore

We need more films based on concept albums.

Chinese invasion of Tibet

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irrelevant time wasting question

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any live action movie is just a downgrade from what goes on in the mind of metalheads
also pic rel

irrelevant time wasting question

some anons are actually curious if a music genre that entertains tens of millions of people and birthed more bands than any other genre crystallized into some kino

Anon Babble is that way you disingenuous faggot

We need a containment thread for this mediocre bitch, she does not look healthy

they are retarded and even if they weren't they'd send OP to Anon Babble

topic of heavy metal

all movies featuring soft ROCK

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purity spiraling

Alien (1979) is probably the most heavy metal movie ever, even if it has a classical soundtrack lol

Heavy Trip would have been perfect without the nog but it wss still pretty good
Their cover of Kuusamo was the best part

this film

1992 democratic convention

Was Mustaine the grifter of metal?

For me it's Witchfinder General (the band)