Why was Dutch meeting with so many attorneys?

Why was Dutch meeting with so many attorneys?

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What kind of psycho gets a Powerade at Dunkin?

he needed more Power

Maybe he's the head of a law firm?

He was dehydrated.

That's what the cold cawfee is for.

DUNKIN SELLER, SELL ME YOUR MOST POWERFUL ADE

i only believe this is real because i don't think americans can be that funny intentionally

Why do they pronounce donuts that way? I went to PA before they don't talk like this

what do you mean? they're saying it normally

Dutch clearly mogs the entire town. He should be mayor by now.

Shamokin

somebody stop me

Body?

Officer Ray Psycho

Pronounced "Sicko"

I can so relate to being in my early 20s and having to deal with retarded legal shit I got myself into.
t.non alcohol dui before 21

GIT THAT COLD COAWFEE

Meth charges.

Ray Psycho

Nikki Cries

Edna Faust

AbBeware

Dutch Smith

reporting on a fire in the town of Smokin'

the teen, who was off her meds

that part always get me

I refuse to believe this isn't a stealth Onion bit.

It's the only thing this town has

lol

Julie a lot of people in Shamokin are upset that Dunkin Donuts is closed because they didn't have anywhere else to go for coffee and donuts

This is such a poorly written intro lol

donits

normal

Good to know Officer Psycho was on the case.

Its the rueful way he says it that gets to me. That guy is never leaving that town, and off the chance he does, he's only going another Shamokin-tier town elsewhere. All those people in this limbo of comfortable but empty small town America with no upwards mobility, for generations.

donits

Its the rueful way he says it that gets to me

It really sells the drama of the story, though. Dude is a natural.

Ray Sicko

arson

shamoken

donitz

cops name is siko

donitz

edna faust

shaggy

donitz

its like lynch directed it. im from a very large city, are small towns really like this?

Name a more iconic trio.

are small towns really like this?

yeah, the people who stay in one small town their whole lives are usually pretty strange compared to most modern "normies"

How come there aren't more movies about small town characters like this?

Didnt Dutch become a Christian rapper?

yeah and its where the real soul is

tell me more. is it that that oldpost about the anon whose neighbor has a house made out of doors?

DA ICED CAWFEE I TINK DEY CAWL IT

Even neighborhoods in large cities are like this.

Shmokin

Every time

get dat COLD COFFEE

fucking gold

EVERYTHING

IS

FOR

SALE

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