Why was Dutch meeting with so many attorneys?
Why was Dutch meeting with so many attorneys?
What kind of psycho gets a Powerade at Dunkin?
he needed more Power
Maybe he's the head of a law firm?
He was dehydrated.
That's what the cold cawfee is for.
DUNKIN SELLER, SELL ME YOUR MOST POWERFUL ADE
i only believe this is real because i don't think americans can be that funny intentionally
Why do they pronounce donuts that way? I went to PA before they don't talk like this
Who mogs?
what do you mean? they're saying it normally
Dutch clearly mogs the entire town. He should be mayor by now.
Shamokin
somebody stop me
Body?
Officer Ray Psycho
Pronounced "Sicko"
I can so relate to being in my early 20s and having to deal with retarded legal shit I got myself into.
t.non alcohol dui before 21
GIT THAT COLD COAWFEE
Meth charges.
Ray Psycho
Nikki Cries
Edna Faust
AbBeware
Dutch Smith
reporting on a fire in the town of Smokin'
the teen, who was off her meds
that part always get me
I refuse to believe this isn't a stealth Onion bit.
It's the only thing this town has
lol
Julie a lot of people in Shamokin are upset that Dunkin Donuts is closed because they didn't have anywhere else to go for coffee and donuts
This is such a poorly written intro lol
donits
normal
Youtube kino thread?
youtube.com
Good to know Officer Psycho was on the case.
Its the rueful way he says it that gets to me. That guy is never leaving that town, and off the chance he does, he's only going another Shamokin-tier town elsewhere. All those people in this limbo of comfortable but empty small town America with no upwards mobility, for generations.
donits
Its the rueful way he says it that gets to me
It really sells the drama of the story, though. Dude is a natural.
Ray Sicko
arson
shamoken
donitz
cops name is siko
donitz
edna faust
shaggy
donitz
its like lynch directed it. im from a very large city, are small towns really like this?
Name a more iconic trio.
are small towns really like this?
yeah, the people who stay in one small town their whole lives are usually pretty strange compared to most modern "normies"
How come there aren't more movies about small town characters like this?
Didnt Dutch become a Christian rapper?
yeah and its where the real soul is
tell me more. is it that that oldpost about the anon whose neighbor has a house made out of doors?
DA ICED CAWFEE I TINK DEY CAWL IT
Even neighborhoods in large cities are like this.
Shmokin
Every time
get dat COLD COFFEE
fucking gold
EVERYTHING
IS
FOR
SALE
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