ayoo where my dick at
Ayoo where my dick at
robotics report?
We can rebuild his dong, we have the technology.
To shreds, you say?
predictive programming
If they have the superior technology to keep him alive at that, they can probably get him a robotic dick with nerves
lmao i would be SO MAD
He couldn't pay some mexicans to shovel his driveway? He just had to buy a tank designed for plowing snow in Afghanistan under heavy gun fire and do it himself?
Cybernetic schlong status?
RENNER WAS SMASHED LIKE A BOWL OF EGGS AND THE SNOW PLOW CARRIED OFF BOTH HIS LEGS
GOD DAMN THEM ALL
Dongle diagnosis?
I WAS TOLD WE'D SEARCH THE SNOW
FOR AMERICAN DONG
WE'D FIND NO WANG
SHED MUCH TEARS
He was clearly compensating for something.
I mean, even more than he has to compensate now.
Urethra update?
leave him a flesh hand
remove his cock
Just when he thought his life had already become hell.
It will cost 6 million dollars..
iirc he was showing his snowplow machine to his nephew or something like that and then the shit happened and the rest is history
How many people on this board do you actually expect to get this reference?
I know this is one of our epic memes, but for real, did the guy lost his dick? What a miserable life must that be.
No he still has it
Source: I'm the penis
They would have been able to keep his dick online had Mr Foreman not shot it off.
Think of all the things he can store in his new vagina.
THE LAST OF RENNER'S PRIVATEERS
Judging from his Joe Rogan interview, he probably has a bionic dick at this point. The way he described how they flew in every expert doctor and surgeon because he was rich and famous means they probably spared no expense for the dick. If he was a normie he'd be a one-legged, two-face looking motherfucker with no dick mane. But he's rich.
it's not lost exactly, it's in orbit around the earth. only the chinese have looked into retrieving it but I bet they only want it to put in some soup.
Penile prognosis?
if we out source it to korea it will only be 6 million dongs
His penis is on ice under Magic Mountain, next to Walt Disney's frozen head.
Diick dood. Peeneus sneed. Wat nou
The rest being his penis
hollywood people are dumb with money and have too much free time
its probably a rental atleast
He is multi millionare. They can attach fingers now so making new dick isn't issue. He probably upgraded few inches bigger.
Very likely. It was confirmed he suffered extensive injuries on his lower body, especially his anus was injured, so probably other things in the area were flattened too. Later he kept talking about his psychological injuries, that he will never fully recover and how people consider him a half-man.
In short, it's gone.
DING DONG DATA DUMP?
it's only 5,999,999 now, sadly.
Why so much hatred for this guy? Im not defending it him by any means. I'm just curious.
The Mexicans would have ran him over either way
I'm half the man I used to be
(For as I feel as the dawn, it fades to gray)
Well, I'm half the man I used to be
(For as I feel as the dawn, it fades to gray)
Well, I'm half the man I used to be
(For as I feel as the dawn, it fades to gray)
Well, I'm half the man I used to be
Half the man I used to be
Yes, even if he had a time machine he could do nothing, he would just lose his dick in different circumstances.
Based and no-privates-eers pilled.