Mogs Cavill in your path

blocks your gay boomer path

Is this new 52? I thought DC disowned that

Really demonstrates the difference between the classic barrel chest natural strength of old, and the gay guy who spends hours at the gym with his personal trainer bodybuilder of new.

where's the edit that one anon made for the gay cargo pants superman on the right

Lol what? Reeve didn't have a barrel chest at all, he was a lanklet. He doesn't look strong at all.

I never like the red underpants in any version. Christopher Reeve's Superman still invictus.

Idk what is James Gunn thinking but the new "plastified" version looks awful.

Tiny jew neck

NO, BLOODY
DO NOT WEAR THE RED PANTS
SIR!
DO NOT WEARING THE RED PANTS
FUCK YOU, BLOODY!

Literally why do people like Cavil's Superman so much?
Because there's a perception he was "done dirty"? Okay. They were still bad movies, and he was at best "alright" in them. He was vacant and cold, and didn't really read as Clark Kent.

oh, but sir! Henry is just like me! He paints Warhammer!

So?

Absolutely nobody like the gay underwear regardless of race, sex or religion. It's always been on of the things people mock Superman for. Only capeshit nerds pretend they like them because it's the status quo.

Because he's handsome and likable.

People *like* mocking Superman. He's a silly character, and that's part of the fun of it. You'll get it when you pass adolescence.

Mogs Cavill in your path

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

I have no idea. Just the halo effect I guess.

Uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuhhhh...

No more brotherly wars. Gunnfags and Snyderjeets must unite and defeat their common enemy: Marvel Slop

Nothing Gunn could produce will ever be as kino as Snyder at his peak.

You mean the directors cut, right?

Reeve is the only actor to play Superman correctly. Clark Kent is a quirky affable dork human, and real Kal-el is a somewhat mysterious, good-aligned alien with somewhat unknowable intentions. He's an ALIEN good-guy. Also humans are so small in comparison. Everything around him is so much thin paper. He watches over us, he's not a YouTuber. He's never cringe.

No, people mock stupid comic book bullshit that doesn't make sense anymore, like the underwear on the outside. Batman was smart enough to ditch them decades ago but Superman's fanbase still want him to look like a retard for some reason.

but muh old time strongman look

Yeah, that made sense in the 1930s. It doesn't make sense now. What's the in-universe reason Superman decided to wear his underwear over his pants?

Gadot - trash
Ezra - trash
Momoa - miscast
Bin Afflicki - okay
whoever Cyborg's actor was - meh

Ezra is hot though

Superman is a Jesus allegory. Any director that tries to make him evil or wrong in some regard is attacking Christ in particular. That's why Superman is a big deal. That's why these gross directors try to destroy him.

Wearing a stupid costume with a cape and a logo on your chest doesn't make sense to begin with.
And why doesn't he wear a mask, if he doesn't want people to recognise him?

You don't get Superman.

Cavill is a likable and handsome dude, they like Cavill the guy and not Cavill as Superman because there really is nothing to like about his Superman, which isn't his fault, it's the fault of the retard directing him. Snyder had him portrayed as a stoic and distant brick wall of a man, there's really fuck all to his character.
Also, many of his fans are retarded Indians.

Duhh. Obviously. If only he held back adding in poorly produced reshoot shit, it would be a legit 9/10. Terrio script and the German cinematographer did a fantastic job and it's a shame Snyder trying to please his fan crowd fucked with the overall brilliance.

Imagine being this retarded

Lol Superman was literally created by jews. He's based on Moses and his strength is inspired by Samson. His Kryptonian name, Kal-El, is hebrew is as fuck.

Wearing a stupid costume with a cape and a logo on your chest doesn't make sense to begin with.

Of course it does. Do you expect him to fight monsters and aliens in street clothes? He wants to be a symbol.

And why doesn't he wear a mask

To inspire trust.

You don't get Superman.

El-oh-el.

he wants to be a symbol

So he picks a costume that's visually flashy, like a professional wrestler. End of.
Making it some blue-grey alien battle suit makes less sense.

Snyder's peak and Gunn's peak are the same movie

Haven't seen it in a decade but I never liked it much. Zombies got to be the singular most uninteresting thing in fiction.

did Gunn work on 300?

Why would he puposefully make his costume look retarded though? He wants to inspire hope, not laughter. The underpants are fucking shit and nerds only defend them because they're old.

They're not "underpants". That's just what his costume looks like.

Mogs Cavill

Left equals Cavill, the right isn't even in the conversation

The pants are too iconic and go well with the red and blue scheme with the red cape, red S insignia and red boots

Yeah, it very much balances the design. Otherwise there's too much blue, and he looks like he's wearingf a big onesie
The only other real fix would be just making more of the costume red. Maybe full red pants, a blue shirt, and yellow accented boots.

Man of Steel and BvS are frustrating because each of them are ~65% kino and you can't go back and tweak the other 35% that's dog shit.

Why didn't they just give Cavill a hairpiece to help with his hairline? Sean Connery always wore a wig for Bond. Heck, Christopher Reeves was wearing a wig on all his Superman movies..

The pants are too iconic

In other words, because it's always been that way, like I said. Capeshit nerds LOVE the status quo.

Because outside of internet autists, nobody noticed or cared that a man in his 30s had a widow's peak.

I want to watch a movie about an 80 year old character, but I want it to be NEW

retard

A widow's peak is a genetic thing not even indicative of balding. Fucking retards.

Cyborg

Not even a real Justice League character.
Pulled from some obscure mention in a long forgotten comic, or out of someone's ass during the new-52 reboot so they could shoehorn in a black.
Snyder basing his designs on new-52 shit was very off putting, it was a regrettable era.

characters should NEVER be updated

Okay. In that case Superman should kill.

all balding is genetic

Sorry, anon, but no. I had a flat NW0 hairline in my 20s and now I have a widow's peak at 34.

my widow's peak screws with my perception of my hairline all the time

No, it absolutely isn't and a widow's peak is per definition not balding.

mogs all superman iterations and incarnations

A widow's peak is classic balding lol. You're going bald. Get over it.

retard

That suit is overdesigned for absolutely no reason.
I don't watch capeshit.

bro thinks wanking makes you bald

It's genetic, man.
You'll notice it effects men in colder countries more, because the influx of vitamin D to the scalp, proved evolutionary beneficial, at some point.

effects men in colder countries more, because the influx of vitamin D to the scalp, proved evolutionary beneficial,

Lol is that how nordics cope?

Nice counter-argument, semen slurper.

It is largely genetic of course but nutrition as well as general care matter. If you're putting a lot of stress on your hair (dyeing it or wearing certain pieces of head wear) you'll bald regardless of genetics.

bro thinks superman actually died in that comic

I think you have dementia because that has nothing to do with what I said.

No one has ever or will ever surpass Reeve fully embodying the purest essence of Superman. Everyone who has come after has been a pale imitation or a poor representation.

Nobody under 50 gives a fuck about Reeve.

Most bald men never do those things. You think bazza down the pub was dying his hair?

Is this new 52?

yeah

I thought DC disowned that

also yeah, but:
this movie in some areas looks like it wants to be fanservice for everyone, even those who liked shit.
adaptations are always late
dc didn't clean house when they reverted that shit

all balding is genetic

Because he's handsome and likable.

Not in those movies

I'd say a solid 90%

New 52

This was their attempt at making a form fitting suit and faking a trim low % body fat look for the actor, because he didn't get into shape at all for the role. Those pads are purely to hide fat rolls.

My boy Routh didn't need that shit. Fucking zoomers can't into shape

no trunks

no colors

no expression

yeah?

A good summation. I'd have liked to see how Cavill pulled off a portrayal of classic, hopeful Reeve era Superman

Maybe slightly less but whatever retard said it, it isn't all.

Pic unrelated, I guess
No they don't. That's a made up problem, and a YOU problem.
Why shouldn't the laser shooting flying man be dressed with a red and blue costume?
Go watch another movie made for you

The statement "baldness isn't genetic" is ridiculous.
You're coping that you can just eat right and not lose your hair.

You jsut said that you are stupid and have no argument

I've never understood why supes has to be bulky.

INB4

Yellow Sun for supes is like steroids for a human.

Superman is an alien from another planet. His father was gigachad even on his planet inhabited by eugenically engineered chads. Kryptonians just look like better versions of humans physically and they are much more intelligent and so is supes. And that is why supes looks so unhumanly good. But his muscles weren't supposed to look so big cos he already has super strength. Man worked on a farm until his adulthood but to him lifting hay bales into truck was like picking toothpicks. Anything that he lifts is already light so there is no straining on the muscles. All of that means, his muscles wont grow and all that is left are his genes that he got from his chad dad and stacey mom. So obviously the best look for superman is Christopher Reeve. Any more muscle than that is just too much. It makes no sense.

No, I said it's mostly genetic but not entirely. Saying it's entirely genetic is retarded. There are undeniably environmental and habitual factors.

True.
Of all the problems that movie had, Routh was not one of them

Corenswet is a little too baby faced, which is the same problem Routh had when they cast him back in the day. Reeve and Cavill had more mature-looking faces.
The main problem with Corenswet suit is that it looks like it's made of super thick material that hides the shape of his body, which is the exact opposite effect Superman's suit should have. The Kingdom Come style S symbol was a really bad choice too. You'd never see an S in that thing if you didn't already know what it's supposed to be.

YOU'RE GOING BALD
COPE

I don't think I am :)

Becasue it conveys strenght
That's all. Viewer's eye has needs

No, I said you're stupid and trying to evade that won't change the fact.

For the same reason that Hulk is huge even though his strength comes from gamma radiation. Or why Thor is jacked even though his strength is divine. It's a visual medium. Big muscles = powerful.

NO U REEEEEEEEE

Concession accepted, big boy

Maybe you're just gay, anon.

...he's a fucking strongman. it makes sense as a costume, and aesthetically it adds some contrast rather than, what, an all-blue jumpsuit?

my objection is him flying. an invention for the Fleischer cartoons rather than just having really strong legs (so he can run fast, jump over buildings in a single bound, etc etc)

Because his character isnt a cucked dweeb

lol vanity muscles, no core or leg workout

they wrote him as an autistic. he has a meltdown because of sensory issues at school.

not a bad take on Superman. he still has magical alien powers, but it's written with a modern understanding of how that would affect a human-like person. without getting into tedium like 'ackshyually, him merely talking would cause hurricanes!' or some wank. it's psychological, complex, and interesting to adults.

Dont like this movie but the memes and comedies it spawned were kino

notice how women are attracted to Reeves' Superman as a character?
women just find Henry Cavill, the actor, attractive. it's purely sexual.

Mogs Cavill in your path

Cavill >> Reeve >>>>>>>>>>>>> Dogshit >>> Cornsweat

Correct as of todays available information.

I sort of liked Cyborg. It was like Force Awakens where the only actors with genuine verve was the black guy. They did mire him in self-pity, but they make it about his dad, which is fair for once. Ish.

Begone, Satan.

is his name really corn sweat kek?

Reeve >>>>>> Cain > Cavill > everyone else

A widows "pique" is not balding. It appears on norwood 0 hairlines.

that costume on cornsweat is fucking disgusting. DC fans just love eating shit and thanking gunnpedo

The only reason anyone likes Cain is because theyre a sensitive trumpanzee faggot ass bitch

Holy fuck I'm gay

They got it so right the first time there was nowhere to go but down

This suit would have been kino if the red was actually red and not mauve

proteins

So it's the end of DC forever if it flops, right? How would they recover from this? Their animated movies are OK. But they're not always a 1 to 1 adaptation, just a directors interpretation which makes it worse.

wtf has Cain got to do with Trump

Because he's Superman

underwear outside your pants will always look fucking stupid in real life. How you stupid fucking dumb dicks don't understand this? Well you're all just goysheep.

I just dont trust someone who sweats corn

S C O R N

I like Cain. NuSuperman looks grotesque. Only a faggot would be excited for this bluescreensloppa

The main shit posters are just lonely teens, with no future, and probably third worlders. Its hilarious tbqh

fuck oyu bitchashole, rape you later yes?