It’s over cruisebros
It’s over cruisebros
lord xenu has abandoned tom...
Even bad Cruisekino is lightyears better than 95% of Hollywood slop in 2025
Didn't Top Gun Maverick get shit on by critics too?
cruisecontrol: Off
Facts unfortunately!
How will Tom cope? Can't blame Covid anymore when movies like Minecraft are making billies
the first hour is genuinely awful but the two big set pieces were good as usual
It probably failed the Bechdel-Wallace Test so Hollywood activated their fake critics.
hollywood makes a movie
hollywood then tells reviewers to shit on it
brilliant strategy
Cruise does not equal Hollyweird
he thinks studios don't have armies of midwits reviewing the other studio's movies/tweeting garbage/bots designed to shit on them
Come on...
how do you sign up for this army?
haven't seen it yet, but the flaws were there in the previous movie. The bad guy is really boring artificial intelligence that cruise already out smarted. it's a story that doesn't feel like it really justifies two parts.
it could have been one and probably would have been way better
Well I purchased my ticket! Let’s go MI:8!!!
Who's Wallace?
some critic last week made a comparison of final reckoning to the rise of skywalker, in the sense it's a movie that sprints to the finish line, bombarding you with exposition and so many sets and different scenes you don't have enough time to really think about what's happening before a new development is taking place.
the only scene I really liked was when ethan finally found the russian submarine, had to collect the cartridge and escape from the rotating submarine, felt like a videogame cutscene that gets on your nerves, the rest of the action scenes went on for too long, in particular, the final scene with the biplanes between ethan vs gabriel was so ridiculous and exaggerated, I started laughing at the movie, it felt like a parody.
This guy from The Wire. He invented the test.
79 percent positive reviews certified fresh on rotten tomatoes
It's a disaster
what
and here i am shitting on hollywood movies for free
Here are the facts. We at Anon Babble know MI:8 is better than Sinners. The rest of the world knows it’s better than Sinners. The critics will attempt to run interference. They can’t have another repeat Top Gun Maverick or Joker for that matter.
It should never have begun cruise sucks.
The series of 10/10s got a 9/10
IT'S OGRE
It's time to retire Tom Cruise from the Mission: Impossible franchise and start a new show that's closer to the original.
We at Anon Babble
Did critics not like the straight white man who makes actual kino and not virtue signalling crap? No way.
tom cruise
straight
Anon... I...
Id like to see cruise in more roles like rain man and his role in magnolia. I miss those types of roles.
Does mommy come back? I'm still mad
grow a disgusting hook nose, have your last name end in stein or berg or gold.
The last good Mission Impossible was MI2. It took a nosedive with the 3rd and it never recovered.
MI2
good
Ghost Protocol and Fallout were the best
poorly rated
so that means its kino then
Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning
7.6/10 IMDb
79% Rotten Tomatoes
68% Metacritic
94% liked this film
Seems normal.
It extremely praised (with reason)
No, she ded
I look like this and do this.
Mi1 and mi3 were the only good ones.
The others were shitty fast and furious john wick shit
Bring back the chill comfy vibes
Tom defends agent who was getting blacklisted due to her support for Palestine
suddenly his movies start getting attacked
curious
sadness. Im sure there was good action and stunts as usual
What a gay hairstyle. Is he trans?
Make Top Gun 3 and do space dogfights