Did SNL get buck broke? Why did they makes guns so cool?

Iz joke comrade

They made guns look cool as fuck

hire some young comedian named Shane Gillis

left wing lynch mob demands his head because he made an asian joke

fire him immediatly

fast forward a few years

Shane is now the biggest comedian working

beg him to host your show

Trump won second term

SNL knew the winds change. They are still libs, but they arent going to be obnoxious about it anymore like 2015-2020. Im so glad the era of woke slop is over, that was so fucking gay.

muh guns

2nd Amendment : >"...well regulated militia.." (the govt can take all of your guns if they see fit)

Reality:That is ignored by most citing 2nd Amendment, saying "I can have any weapon I want"

1st Amendment: religion separate from govt.

Reality: "God" on money, in govt buildings, swearing on bible, is even added to Pledge of Allegiance years later...

Amendment 6,8,12,15,22: >Fair trial and citizenship...

"Fuck that. Not this year"

Amendment 12: >Electoral college

The one that DOES need to be gone is here due to a backwards theory (it's better for less populated states)
The U.S. has been a nation of bullshit and willful ignorance for almost its entire history, and only getting more so. SNL has too.

the right to individual gun ownership was invented out of thin air in the last 20 years
originally the founders intended for states to have strong militias that would keep the federal government in check, but states are basically irrelevant as sovereign entities nowadays so the right just got trickled down to individuals (who would be hopeless against any tyrannical government)

Faggots attacking the US Constitution & Bill of Rights

Lmao, remember when you shrieked "Fascism" over Trump doing the same thing just a year ago?
Get fucked.

the right to individual gun ownership was invented out of thin air in the last 20 years

Fattest, stupidest, least informed post I've seen all day. Congratulations.

leftoids want to act so cute and redditty but we all know that they don't like free speech either

seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeethe cope dilate rope

Because they're losing. They realize that year after year of them losing viewership because of their gay politics has put them in financial jeopardy. Not only that, social jeopardy. People are tired of the bullshit. So they're starting to kiss ass to try and win people back. They realize they're on the outside now. And that being contrarian to the literal fabric that are nation was woven from is not a good look. That being antithetical to the things that allow them freedom makes them look stupid. They've always played to the other side because it made them money. Now that money is drying up, so they're changing their tune to fit in

Incorrect.

For a militia be 'regulated' in parlance of the time meant regularized. With standardized weapons and organized training. These forces are common today but back then most fighting was done by irregular forces - mercenaries and MILITIAS. For a militia to be 'well regulated' means 'having as close to military standard as possible'. Thus the people are not limited in their procurement of arms by the Constitution so militias may have access to cutting edge weaponry.

This interpretation of the language (the opposite of your dim witted assertations) was affirmed by John Adams himself in his correspondence with trade guilds during the barbary piracy crisis.

the right to individual gun ownership was invented out of thin air in the last 20 years

retard alert

originally the founders intended for states to have strong militias that would keep the federal government in check

That's already in article I section 8 clause 16.

To provide for organizing, arming, and disciplining, the Militia, and for governing such Part of them as may be employed in the Service of the United States, reserving to the States respectively, the Appointment of the Officers, and the Authority of training the Militia according to the discipline prescribed by Congress;

The founders added the 2nd amendment to protect individual private gun ownership

non-sequitur

You're never going to be a woman.

Shalom. The 2nd amendment refers to an individual right to keep and bear arms and cities are for faggots. Article I section 8 clause 16 already provides for calling up and arming state and federal militias

If you don’t see a problem with trump trying to unilaterally invalidate the electors of states that didn’t vote for him… I think you probably just deserve to be enslaved, and ironically you prove that people aren’t capable of democracy.

SNL is basically the same as The Onion where they have one joke in the headline and then repeat it 30 times

DC v Heller affirmed something that was already true, you retard. why the fuck would the other first 8 right be individual rights but the 2nd would be collective?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/District_of_Columbia_v._Heller

Yes. The supreme court (the highest authority on constitutional law) agreed with my interpretation of the language of the constitution.

Thanks for the self own, retard.

he sincerely thinks the link was a non-sequitur

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Militia

State

people

good and based and correct and factual post
what retarded head canon are you babbling about?

appealing to authority? i was just giving you historical context dude
you sound like one of those autists that bases their entire identity around guns, you're so insecure and pathetic
you'll probably be crying about a decision of SCOTUS within the year despite you praising it now

Learn to grammar.
The 1st amendment and 4th amendment both say "the people". Are they collective rights for state governments to form a militia too?
the 10th amendment refers to the states as separate from the people

are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

And article I section 8 clause 16 already talks about state militias

cities are for faggots

lol, you'll never have sex

But grammar is not a verb.

No one but Amerigroids would find that funny

Learn to grammar.

that's not grammar!

Please show me any point in time where owing a gun was not treated as an individual right across the US. You aren't even American and you are basing your argument on retarded propaganda
founders.archives.gov/documents/Jefferson/98-01-02-4313
Jefferson calls owning a gun a right

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Defending cuck pens

You can’t track the conversation because you don’t actually know what fascism is, that’s what is happening here. You don’t have a good, workable definition in your mind, so you can’t connect dots that are right in front of you. Here’s a good rule of thumb buddy, if you can’t even comprehend your opponents good faith argument, and articulate it in a simple way… you’re probably just not equipped for the conversation. Which makes me sad but proves my point, you aren’t capable of democracy. Most modern Americans aren’t.

Why would anyone advocate for less guns? Do they not own one? Do they live in places where people just go out and shoot each other like niggers for no reason? If so, why would they not want to own a gun?

Jefferson calls owning a gun a right

he was in charge of a militia you retard

you aren't even American, commie faggot. now you are trying to derail because you got btfo'd

not in 1824 you gay retard.
they want the feds to do a holocaust but for real and to white people

Bro doesn't know the difference between militia and military

guns are the single biggest preventable cause of death in middle aged conservative white men
high rates of gun ownership leads to high rates of suicide, all it takes is one night of too much drinking
conservative white men are literally being self-genocided by guns

No they're not. Cars kill more people of every demographic.

preventable

you're obviously not american if you think conservative white men can get around without a car

that's a lot of qualifiers there. most gun murders are black on black btw. white and asian Americans have a similar murder rate to like canada or belgium

Babbling MSNBC-watchihg TDS retard

Lol, don't care.

It is a non-sequitur, because individual gun ownership was not invented in the last 20 years and you're a retard for an ironically trying to suggest otherwise, on top of just being factually wrong.

The reason for less guns or people not wanting to own a gun that I see a lot is, "I would hurt people or kill myself if I owned one." It's them projecting their mental illness onto others.

she is using a bunch of qualifiers to try to pretend gun deaths are more common and to imply suicides are gun murders and that they would be prevented by banning guns, as though no one has ever committed suicide any other way
good post

this retard

Honestly, watching you spasm out in stupidity is getting pretty entertaining. By all means, continue.

why are autistic people uniquely drawn to guns? when i go to the gun shop, the autistic clerk can't even look me in the eyes, though he is pretty knowledgeable and competent
i like to imagine most of his time at home is spent posting online

They literally want you unarmed and helpless for the next chimp-out. They want you and your family dead.
That's not some kind of alarmist narrative. It's literally what they want.

media literacy is realizing that even if the skit is pro-gun, you are supposed to be against it

Every single time Ivan rushes in to push his pro guns in America CRAP. Fuck off vatnik.

when i go to the gun shop

So you're admitting to be autistic too? Fucking retard.

you are 100% a yuro. I've never heard an American call someone an ivan
Why? Matt was based as fuck

what's wrong with being autistic?

Go back to putin and tell him your gaslighting failed

Why are slobbering, brown retards uniquely drawn to becoming anti-gun Democrats?

schizo-tranny breaks down and starts accusing everyone of being Russian

Every time.

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it's literally yuros. idk why yuros always accuse everyone of being russian
why do you care so much about Americans owning guns when you aren't American and most Americans reject your politics?

Democrats are still trying to push gun-grabbing after Summer of Terror 2020

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
You faggots played yourselves with this mask-off moment. Now everybody knows WHY they need a gun, and why YOU wouldn't want them to be able to have one.
"""Gun-Control""" is going to be dead for at least the next 20 years, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

who are you talking to?

Every single time a Jewish run government has disarmed white Christians, the result has been genocide. Russia, Ukraine, Kazakhstan, etc.

Disarm the citizens and control all sources of food.

Why doesn't the media talk more about how they pretended Joe Biden was braindead for the last 4 years?

Huh? Speak up Vladimir.

Oh yes, there's nothing a hostile enemy-nation wants more than the populace of its enemies to be armed and well-defended(?)

because both the democrats and republicans are ran by senile boomers, who cares if there’s no difference? obama was the last president who wasn’t senile

This poster is a faggot who knows nothing.

See:

Stop caring about politics and just goon guys.

the Media

admitting they lied

HA HA HA HA HA

You are a liar. We have the actual notes from the framing, dipshit. Guess what? Armories were proposed several times and rejected every time because they simplified disarmament. You are a faggot dying of AIDS.

You see, here's the problem, tranny:
Biden is and was senile in a proven clinical, medical sense. I know you hate biology and medical science since it says there are only two genders, but those are just facts.
Meanwhile, no such scientific validation exists for proving that Trump is "senile". You're just calling him "senile" because you don't like him and he makes you seethe.

What kind of schizo non-response is this? Why even bother posting?

If Russia wants to put a gun in my hands they can just send me one. I bet they could spare an RPD or maybe an OTs-38.

I think Trump will actually loosen the gun restrictions. I have a dozen semi automatic rifles with high capacity magazines but I'd like something fully automatic for Christmas this year.

Oh and it goes without saying I'm a legitimate white supremacist. What do you guys think? Is it time to FUCK JOE BIDEN and get yet another gun?

Lorne loves Shane and never wanted to fire him in the first place

wtf has triggered your autistic meltdown? we all know trump lies about his bill of health given the fabricated BMI statistics that just barely made him not obese
stop being a politics cultist and get a grip dude, the reality is senile boomers rule on all sides

who is this replying to?

Friendly reminder the Jews getting away with the genocide of the Palestinians is the best argument for the second amendment. Jews are the biggest pushers for gun control for a reason.

I haven't bought a gun since like covid.

All the fat fucks on this site that live on disability checks are malding at Trump now that he's no longer funny own the libtards man and he's cutting off their gibs

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it's literally yuros. all the seething about trump on Anon Babble is yuros and leafs. 2/3rds of white American men under the age of 40 voted trump

You think that you are clever but once Trump is gone we're going to put people like you into fucking camps.

What is Walton doing to his face?

Keep being smug ivan, while we plan our next move

This. Everybody wishes they had their own Trump and they're seething with jealousy

SHALL
NOT
BE
INFRINGED

So we we're correct in arming ourselves and we should kill you while we still have the chance?
Okay, good to know. Thank you for cluing us in.

Trump is senile because it's my headcannon.

OK, fag, thanks for playing.
Come back when you have actual evidence aside from your constant seething.

say something stupid

have it explained to you why it's stupid

"A-A-Autistic meltdown!!!"

Boy, somebody's getting real flustered in this thread.

Why the fuck would fat people on gibs ever vote for Trump or any other Republican? Those people are squarely in the Democrat voter camp.

Lol you faggots aren't going to do shit.
You're too fat, gay, diseased and inebriated by drugs to do anything.