zoomers find teen movies incomprehensible because they never had sex and never go to parties
Zoomers find teen movies incomprehensible because they never had sex and never go to parties
Normies' idea of a good time is drinking and fucking and sometimes traveling. That's it. That's all they plan their lives around. It's pathetic.
Yep, nothing we can do about it except shut down the internet.
Leave em alone. They got enough reminders
what's your idea of a good time, anon?
teen movies has always been the biggest normalfag slop
fellow sexless loser here.
you're coping hard.
American Pie 100th Anniversary
My 70 year old dad and his 65 year old wife watched this last year and were giggling like schoolchildren the entire time. They were in hysterics at the dog scene.
It was sorta adorable.
dog scene
are you thinking of the same movie..?
anon on his deathbed
if only i had more time... to shitpost on Anon Babble...
I might not be, it was the one where the dog is humping the guys leg and he's trying to pull another dog off someone else, and someone walks in and it looks like they're all trying to fuck.
Dude, sex, weed, sex! LMAO!
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you got it right, thats american wedding.
Be this anon
"Heh those losers are wasting their life smoking, drinking, and partying. Meanwhile, they have no idea I am severely wasting mine playing this video game for 10 hours straight while chugging this 5th liter of Mountain Dew!"
Its not true, i'm 35 and i've been showing movies like Not Another Teen Movie and American Pie to my 19yr old gf and she likes them. But yeah, they dont get the reference because during their teens they were home because of fucking covid.
The kind of person that likes these movies is currently raising their wife’s boyfriend’s kids.
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Sure, buddy. Normies are the cucks and not you.
Seth Rogen isn’t a cuck?
It's cause all the girls are just on tinder now.
fellow sexless loser here, you're not wrong but it looks fun (if you're ignorant and impulsive/tall and good looking)
The pie trilogy is way more relatable if you were the charecters age in real life.
all come back from college
partying with old bros
everybody plays drinking games by slightly different rules
There's nothing more to life beyond travelling and fucking
We NEEDED to jeopardize a generation's youth to save 80 year olds living another year, you must understand!
Nobody liked or watched teen movies except horny boomers who wanted to look at young girls and found the 'outrageous' humor funny.
not true, larper, kys
true, realist, live
American pie 1 and 2 feel like fantasy movies to me. The world is so much different than it is now. I cant explain it, it's the vibe, tech, music, clothing, etc.. I'm a zoomie and I know that they are movies and not documentaries but still they portray a time that I feel like I would have really thrived in.
No, I'm not sexless nor NEET
i guarantee you're a zoomer
circumstance is a bitch
Trump era
90s tech
1998 did not have live-streaming porn in suburban homes
blink 182 never owned a monkey
orange man bought about covid lockdowns! it's all his fault!
You people get more pathetic by the day
if we take the characters as being born around 1980 or a little after, they are literally the zoomer's parents generation. Stifler and Shermanator and Jason Biggs would have broccoli haired tiktok teenage kids now.
What else is in life besides experiencing the world? Experiencing its people: SEX SEX SEX; and experiencing the world itself: travelling and "knowing other cultures" (eating their food and taking pics in front of their tourist traps)?
You are just locked in a prison of your own making.
I'm a millenial and I HATE american pie movies
euro hours
cucks come out
Or more like the lack of cyrrent tech and the lack of culture surrounding it. You know what I mean
I will choose to see this as an ironic shitpost
Lmao all the triggered normies
Seeing travelling, sex and eating as the purpose of life is extremely surface level thinking and almost sad. Know who likes doing all that shit the most? Asians. They walk around in packs of tourists staring at things but never understanding, looking at store after store, eating food they don't even know what it is or having some slop like a burger, then going into places of worship and taking selfies before hiring prostitutes to fit their small weiners into. Now notice how asians are arguably the most superficial race on the planet (obsession with plastic surgery, lookism, idol culture etc.). Never creating or doing or comprehending anything of depth or value. It's also boomers who've never had to think about anything who love doing that shit and see it as the pinnacle of human life.
You mean "chinkvirus" stop using the globohomo word for it.
Were your family murdered by a gang of Asian tourists or something?
Greetings Chang
Never creating or doing or comprehending anything of depth or value.
What about Digimon?
pathetic
Now this is cope
never had sex or went to parties
They probably did.
he says when a majority of his life is spent consooming media and jacking off to porn
everyone responding to this negatively is a boomer or has a boomer in their life they're desperately trying to replicate
Because they are fantasy movies. Self-proclaimed incels go on shooting sprees because they can't live a fantasy. Imagine someone shooting midgets at a Rennaisance festival because real life will never be Middle Earth.
I guess I'm a zoomer then
a 37yo zoomer
They didn't grow up in a generation where sex was still treated as shameful, or was only snickered about like we were all children, even if we were adults. Now they can see and pull up and talk about sex everywhere. They aren't going to "get" an old teen sex comedy that DARED to GO THERE.
As a zoomer, my gen x parents were based. Traveled and partied every day
Parties innately feel good to people who attend them because there's the back-of-the-brain knowledge that there are losers not experiencing them. The human brain is programmed to feel immense pleasure from outdoing others, this feeling is what a lot of the pleasure of going to parties is.
Late Gen X here. Bullshit. Me and everyone else my age I knew loved the american pie movies.
Why is this entire site full of normgroid redditors now
This is our internet now, nerd
Imagine someone shooting midgets at a Rennaisance festival because real life will never be Middle Earth.
I am, and it’s hilarious. This is what the FBI should be doing with their time.
2016 happened
t 2008 newfag
I’m failing to see how it’s a bad time
This is almost as bad of a take as the GTA V “torture is for the person doing the torturing”
DUDE WOOOOOHH PARTIES TRAVELLING YEEAAA SETH ROGAN REDDIT YEAAAAAA
Didn’t work last time you posted it.
Perhaps the problem isn’t normies, perhaps you’re just unlikeable.
Don't post shit like this. Seriously. From the bottom of my heart, fuck you.
OH NO
WHY'S HE LOOKING AT THAT PIE ALL FUNNY
OH MY GOD
OH NO HE DIDN'T
Millennials bragging about getting sex and having a social life back in the 2000s is like Boomers bragging about buying their first mansion and fishing boats back in the 1980s.
go back to instagram, normalfaggot.
Are you saying society has changed so much that the average zoomer can’t get laid or make friends?
Yes, if zoomers were around in the 2000s they would be top dog stealing all your hotties.
The standards just climbed dramatically.
I mean, I’m a millennial having sex with zoomer women, so it’s not like none of them have sex.
lol no, a higher percentage of zoomers are virgins than previous generations
Nah boomers buying houses was too easy. It's harder for zoomers due to tinder and social media but it's not impossible.
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I mean, I’m a millennial having sex with zoomer women
sure you are, grampcel
Perhaps you're a cunt
Zoomers are so desensitized from the constant exposure to porn that they are turning into neo puritans