It's a anon drinks 20 beers instead of 27 to try and taper off so he can function at work tomorrow

It's a anon drinks 20 beers instead of 27 to try and taper off so he can function at work tomorrow

Best kino examples of this?

God you're fucking pathetic.

Half a bottle of wine tonight. It's as of I've stopped drinking.

its an anon drinks half a liter of vodka and rants to a younger female coworker how much he hates other coworkers and the conspiracy against him to make his life more difficult episode

at least she called me charismatic and likeable 20 minutes ago

it's tuesday man

I've been drunk every single day of 2025 what do yoy mean "its tuesday"

yeah? well, that's just like... your opinion ... man...

drink hard liquor you fat fuck

The only reason I didn't get morbidly obese was because I would binge drink (30 drinks a day) for 4 days, then my body would shut down and I'd sleep for 3 days without eating then eat then repeat

I was never a hard liquor guy. I'm 6'3 and 223lbs. I don't really eat much anymore. Not sure if the weight I am losing is cause of me occasionally taking breaks from drinking and fasting or if I'm just losing weight cause I am dying.

such is life

why

I'm kind of sick of this roller coaster and I want to get off

Got sober two years ago. Literally drank every single day from the time I woke up to whenever I passed out for a decade, and even wound up homeless at the end of it. I wanted to die and used to pass out on park benches hoping I'd die in my oblivion.

Now I'm in a masters program and got my own apartment. My life has never been better. I will never touch alcohol ever again. What a pointless waste of time.

You can always quit. You can always turn your life around.

just wrapped up weekly session of beers and civ with some old highschool buddies

everyone hops off

decide to stay up and finish the case while watching mst3k instead of going to bed

20 years and I'm still not dead

It's honestly been a privilege growing old, drunk and fat with all of you.

how tf do people afford to drink 18+ beers a night?

They start drinking Milwaukee's Best or other extremely cheap beers.

It’s retarded just buy cheap liquor

I have a decent job and am extremely miserly in all other aspects of life

God bless you anon

wdym sleep for 3 days? like you sleep 12 hours get up for 4-6 and then go back to bed? or what. I once slept like 22 hours after some hard drugs but that was a very rare experience

how can you drink so much and THEN work?

explain to a non alcoholic neet.

Lying, cheating, stealing, and doing gay stuff for money or beer.

I'm a younger man, and the rest of my family thinks I'm an alcoholic because I prefer to drink vodka on the rocks. It's not my fault I've experimented and found what works best for me.
I might just have to start hiding my drinking.

yeah i guess its only 600$ a month if you drink cheeper beer, if you don't have a full house of bills it could be manageable, i spend like 150 on kratom a month and that seems way excessive to me

once theyre completely addicted to it to the point where the body expects it you often get more manageable hangovers and others will drink a small amount while doing other things to tide over to the next binge, I drank a lot in High School but I felt worse the next day than almost any other drug so by the time I was 21 I moved onto better drugs that don't leave me feeling shitty the next day, if I got really committed to the booze i'd probably get past that slump

on the rocks is such a gay term when you're just drinking straight liquor on ice with nothing else

You're gay.

$600 a month

a case of high life is 14.75 where I live. I could go even cheaper. I couldn't imagine going through 40+ cases of beer a month

read your last post again, the way you speak and think sounds homosexual, just telling it like it is

I have a job where I can just kind of coast a day or two and no one cares

You're killing your body dude. Just stick to one beer; could be 12 oz, 24, or 40. Just have one.

Dude it could happen any day now

druk

Alcohols can't just have one. There's an AA saying that speaks to this. "One is too many and a thousand isn't enough". Alcohols know exactly what that means.

it's a "anon has to work tomorrow, so he only wants to have a single drink in the evening, ends up drinking an entire bottle mixed with energy drinks and passes out at 4am" episode again

I really hate re-runs

Question for you alcoholics, do your wounds heal slower?

27 beers and work the next day

this is retarded at this point you are just a alcoholic doing an hero but instead of doing it with vodka like most cost conscious alcoholics do you do an hero it beer.
Stop it.

it's friday somewhere

How'd you get that job

I've had recent cuts open up on me easier than normal but otherwise no

I wonder this too. I love beer but I only have a few a week at this point. I couldn’t function in a job that paid me enough to drink 18+ beers a night, I could only do that in a mindless low wage job but there’s no way that could afford me a drinking habit like that.

No to the physical, yes to the emotional it prolongs them until we finally stop.

yeah i drank a bottle of vodka every other day for almost 3 years and it was standard for me not to fall asleep but to pass out, basically almost destroyed my life and my health (losing job, losing health) then i got into other drugs which weirdly enough made me slowly reduce my drinking until i didnt need it anymore and now i am clean of the drugs/weed as well.
I drink a beer on rare occasions but i will never ever again truly touch alcohol the way i did, never again

You are an alcoholic
Stop drinking until you move out
It's degenerate and helps nobody

I have my masters and y own hojse and i just polisbsd off a reposado casamigos bottle and some black la el nips for $40 in like 6hrs cause my wife is an injured bitch

“On the rocks” is the expression for straight liquor and ice. Don’t try to be a snowflake. You’re not unique or a linguistic revolutionary. Just the fuck up and call it what everyone calls it.

beers

I've been drinking 1-2L of vodka per day

Note to self

Write a stoner comedy for jim carrey so he never has to ask for weed on the internet ever again