Alien Earth new pic

Didn't need to see this pic to know it was going to be slop, going to be shit. I simply just know. Just like Netflix, HBO, Amazon, Disney. You just know.

Lol, more like

African: Earf

It wouldn't be so fucking bad if they looked the part, but every fucking black woman has to have a $200 minimum hairstyle even though the situation doesn't at all call for it. even in apocalypse shit they still insist on these obnoxious haircuts.

They really spoiled what the monster looks like in a promotional image? Lame.

not watching now. DEI slop characters deserve skip.

Oh fuck yeah the fit on the guy on the left is fucking based, can't wait for more sci-fi fashion kino

It's cool that they used the headsets from Aliens but you have to admit that they look like dogshit to a modern audience.

frowning negress as main character

Pass. Hard pass, like my Rs.

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weak lame white guy who will be scared and need to be rescued by a diversity

"stronk" ugly as fuck female baboon bossgirl

strong sexy diversity man so the white women in the audience don't even think about white men

I already told I wasn't gonna watch this shit, you don't need to convince me further.

That guy on the right would have to take all of his gear off to take a shit.

nah, he's wearing a diaper.

Doctor already covered in dry blood with a look of determination.

Average looking military girl with a lit hairstyle so you can easily pick her out in the middle of the coming chaos.

Generic looking dude who will most likely have a big personality like Hudson.

Fixed.

kek

facehugger refuses to touch her

it's like a super power

Interesting concept, now lets see the cast... oh.

DOA. GG

I see you're into sucking dicks and I'm gonna let you do your thing, but

average looking military girl

for real nigga?

generic looking dude

five second in IMDB:

Moe Bar-El was born on 18 May 1992 in Shiraz, Iran.

super generic, if you're a middle easterner yourself. if you're white you immediately know he's not.
guess what, still not gonna watch Aliens VS United Colors of Benetton

same, not interested in a gorilla chimp ape baboon grunting and spitting all over the place. I'd rather watch a toilet flush, at least then I know the shit's going to be gone within a few seconds and not linger for 2 hours.
note the whitey man is spindly and useless looking, while they picked a jacked guy for the mystery meat male.
let's hope the whole thing burns to the ground.

Nah, they look great. Keeping the same retro aesthetic was a fantastic idea. Trying to force it to be apple product slop was idiotic.

He could be british.

You dorks would whine about it too much if it weren't already revealed. Slow build up to the reveal? Nah, can't do that! Simple idiots like on Anon Babble demand constant xenomorphs running around on the screen 24/7 or else it's not le alium movie!

1- I'd only suck the dick of a very pretty ladyboy whos bound and blindfolded because thats my kink.

2- Yeah she's average, yes the dude does not stand out. Yes they look like TV actors because wow its a TV show. Your point?

2120

AUG from 1970s

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They are very weirdly set on using modern, non-scifi weapons on these movies now. Covenant did the same crap. At least Romulus attempted to keep it pulse rifle style. Why can't they just slap some scifi kit around the Aug and dress it up a bit?

Is that Morpheus's daughter?

they had pretty neat looking space augs in covenant.

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Too late.
They marketed with a negress. It's Over. No interest.

Why can't they just slap some scifi kit around the Aug and dress it up a bit?

Yeah that would be pretty wild.

Not by any non-jewish definition of the word, he couldn't.

this

I meant the anon you were talking to.

space augs

literally just a tactical rail over the barrel to mount attachments.
movie armorers just gave up, didn't they

maybe the real alien was the niggers all along

They deliberately cast the ugliest black actresses, and tell them to make the ugliest frowniest bitchiest faces, when they could cast hot ones. If they cast hot ones, the intense black fatigue would be somewhat alleviated in a limited capacity, but apparently they want to just continue on displeasing everyone.

thats just aussie aug variant with acog

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That's not dressed up at all. A rail and ACOG are things around right now. I'm talking about how they dressed up a Thompson to look like a future pulse rifle

Yea wasn't the pulse rifle a few different gun components from different guns refitted together? It worked. It looked convincing as a firearm not yet developed. It helps to use real found parts, just as they do in Star Wars for all kinds of stuff, to give everything a practical feeling. But they just aren't up to putting that kind of effort into anything now. Probably because the guys who use to do those props are gone and the tradition wasn't passed down. We've seen all kinds of film making traditions die, even a multitude of genres virtually die off. Things are dying.

That alien is very ugly

Do australians really?

wtf Morpheus trooned out?

Amazing scenery

ay

ay cuh you smell dat?

smell like some bullshit

deez white people always be sendin us on some ish

Yawwwwwnnn. It never fucking ends.