What do you even say back to not sound mad?
"You ate all your popcorn already."
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Nope! Nada! No chance! Not this time! No thank you! Try again! Nigger!
I love my popcorn.
Yup… that’s me
"You're 5'3"
is the time for these premiers normal, or was he sat there for 30 minutes waiting for cruise?
Just seems like a friendly rib
Tom Cruise fills in as the penis inspector at your showing
Cruise was at least 15 mins late as he was chatting with theater staff, asking them their hopes and dreams, and encouraging them in the pursuit therein.
tom cruise talks to the plebs for 5 mins
OMG HES SO DOWN TO EARTH WOW SO HUMAN WHAT A STAND UP GUY!
all celebrities should be killed
I don't want to miss anything once the movie starts.
What?
I uh-I uh- the guy said chicken jockey and I threw it at my sister
I hate celebs but ngl I kinda love Tom Cruise but mostly because he's a cult leader daredevil kino maker
tom cruise is a net positive in the world and only retards hold on to silly reasons to hate him
wow he promotes a cult that swindles rich people? the horror
It's actually a rich people swindling, gay people shock therapying cult
if you look down at your pop corn while the movie is playing you might miss an intense action sequence
what i love about cruise is that he's truly a larger-than-life person while also very much feeling like a common American lad who made it big in the world by sheer positive mental manifestation. His story is very inspiring. Considering what your average has-been actor in Hollywood has commited, him being a Scientologist and jumping on Oprah's couch because he got too excited about marrying a beautiful woman are nothing.
I really hate this cultist's fake wholesome behavior. What a faggot.
He was probably sharing it with his pajeet friend and now he has some fecal related disease. Many such cases.
Do you have to motor skills of somebody who has half their spine destroyed in a car wreck? Maybe polio? You can easily grab a fistful of popcorn and shove it in you mouth without looking at it. Michael Jackson does it in the most famous music video of all time.
that aint all i been eatin pal
ain't that just the pot calling the kettle nigger. shame on you Mr. Cruise. he better of stopped the show and got that kid some more popcorn!
call me weak but my diet went from 90% processed food to maybe 20% processed food and now even just 10 handfuls of movie theatre popcorn makes me sick.
He had to scale a building and work his way through a heat seeking, pressure plate, laser guided missile hallway to get that popcorn.
whats there to be mad about
just some friendly bantz from the goat
please lord kill the mcu and give all their lifeforce to mr cruise so he can keep on making based films
bro clearly still puts in hard work and its impressive at his age
I'd probably seethe for the rest of the night and into the next morning
I bit my finger pretty good doing this and i had to leave the theater due to how much i was bleeding. Now I always watch where my hand is and carefully bite down.
lol at those high heels. I wish someone would ask him about them.
You already finished your career with the garbage that was Part 1 and I'm only here for the butter flavored oil
Scientology is a gate to hell so not he's not based
There is no reason you should bleed from biting your own finger while eating popcorn. Are your teeth broken and jagged as fuck? You don't need much force to chew popcorn.
spatial awareness is a part of iq, even if it's no longer incorporated into tests.
I'm sorry you're first hearing this from me my dear christian friend but nothing spiritual is knowable and everyone not in your VERY tiny denominational bubble thinks you're genuinely a schizophrenic retard.
That's how he's so ripped! ...all The Cruise eats is popcorn.
Breakfast, lunch, after workout snack, dinner & dessert.
I was chewing pretty fast, it was during an exciting scene
You're so weak.
I'm an Atheist and I support religious pursuit even if I disagree with it. I think you are the schizo who starts foaming at the mouth at a sense of community that you can't tear down with your worthless insults.
please elaborate, im intrigued
and Cruise couldn't have done all that, without the help of his master codebreaker: Special Agent Kington
now all the popcorn in the world is saved!
nothing spiritual is knowable
lol
I'm an Atheist and I support religious pursuit even if I disagree with it
it's impossible for you to be an atheist AND view scientology as a "gate to hell" my falseflagging phoneposting friend. you have not thought this through.
oh do share which meme philosopher / theologian (sacred cows) you think deboonks this
but of course you'd rather feign enlightenment because you have no answer you're certain of.
Guess what? I'm not that anon who said Scientology is the gate to hell, dipshit. Incredible, I know. Maybe I should have clarified I was NTA since you are clearly too simple to work it out for yourself.
since you are clearly too simple to work it out for yourself
you're the newest of faggots if you think that was an unreasonable assumption on my end you lovely ally of religious communities
It's pretty unreasonable when you look at how I contradicted what he said. Though to be fair I do think Scientology is a fuckin' joke. But to each their own.
I have 120iq and I walk into walls sometimes.
all philosophers deboonk your basic bitch empiricism.
all philosophers
cute, you don't know what "spiritual" or "knowable" means
My mistake.
All philosophers capable of doing more than 10 push-ups
im on cruise control
feigns enlightenment anyway
bye-bye now
Watch out, he's gonna bust out the bibble quotes that say the bibble is infallible
It was delicious!
post body and a 2000 character defense of basic bitch empiricism WITHOUT reddit spaces
retard seething about that other christian guy itt
literally every single movie is christian or at the very least not atheist
look at that yellow, have you seen it in a particular maybe… religious denomination flag?
now i get the shit taste in this board, bunch of cringe atheist, grow up
whats even the point? everyone can see youre wearing them and you yourself know youre not actually as tall as you are with them on, so who are they for?
Nooo you have to have the coordination of Michael Jacksooon
You don't understand, I have to be literally Michael Jackson to eat popcorn without biting into my own finger and drawing blood
You pissed yourself.
They are just regular shoe heels. Do you want him to walk barefoot or something.
I've pissed in a theater before. Just whipped it out and pissed on the floor. One time even, I was on a date, got up to go take a pee, once I turned the corner, started pissing in the hallway not taking my eyes off the screen.
Your Mission, should you choose to accept it: take a piss in a theater but NOT in the bathroom. This post will self destruct in 45 mins to an hour.
This is the lightest of friendly bants, anyone seething is an insecure retard