Weird?

Weird?

WEIRD

trying to rizz up that nubian princess

I'm not a fan of his action films but he loves popcorn like me so I can't hate him

He's... TALKING and being HOSPITABLE! So STRANGE!

Wow a 15 min conversation? That is weird. I could never hahah

15 min conversation

this but unironically

He's just making sure the flavacol to corn ratio was correct, he's very particular about ensuring the theatrical experience is 100% perfect. This is how virtuosos work, they can't switch it off.

WEIRD?!

WEIRD.

I hate newfags so much
Cruise will always be based

I don't but I wish I could.

Oh no, he's being friendly and talking to fans and probably answering a million different questions, how could he!?!?

he just took a bump of cocaine and had to rant and here was a group of people he could make sit there and listen and eat up every word

Cruise is a real one

Tom is more Human than Zoomers.
Kek

make sit there

yeah i bet they were dying to get away from a conversation with tom cruise, bro

oh no a famously charismatic celeb

telling funny anecdotes from his crazy life

and i have to listen to him instead of doing my minimum wage job

People talk too long and I do not get it. i watched these two guys talk for three hours the other day, because they were in front of the fridge. I don't go within the range where they'd be able to talk to me and just wait until the voices fade, and then I wait a little longer because people always try to trick you by just going silent and seeing if you emerge as soon as you think it's safe so you have to wait it out a little longer, before you try to go get some coffee cream.

But anyway, who could possibly have three hours of things to talk about? It wasn't even anything interesting, from what I heard. Just sports they saw on tv.

he probably has to be at the theatre for some contract reason but doesn't want to watch the movie because he's seen it, so he just annoys the movieworkers, which is a good thing, theatre employees deserve to suffer through conversations.

In 50 years time having a face to face conversation will be seen as weird and possibly criminalized and that's a good thing

You can clearly see that they're all smiling and enjoying themselves lol

they're just being polite!

No

You always see old people in coffee shops doing this. They just sit there in groups of like five or six for literal hours and just talk. I could never do that

Nice how nobility fraternises with the plebs.

Who do these celebrities think they are? Regular people?!

I don't get it. Do you people not get into conversations with others around you?

the truth is Tom loves free food.

What's more creepy is some white dude taking photos of him has been standing there watching him from the corner of the room like some perverted creep.

im sorry mr cruise, but it's theater policy. no refills.

No. It really isn't. It's horrifying and antithetical to human nature. You and I are defects

I just be asking him a bunch of Lestat & Vincent questions.

why do you think we're here?

Normally social media gets their panties twisted by celebs ignoring lowly staff. Cruise control uses his Scientology mind trick of being affable and talkative and now he’s heckin’ deranged! How dare he hold these nice workers hostage???? Lock him up!

So we can chat when we're not outside as well?

He just wanted some popcorn but some jackass was blocking the way for 15 min

There's an entire table length of popcorn. This guy could have walked over and grabbed some if he wanted.

no it's because we don't talk to people outside unless we have to. lemme guess, you;re gonna pretend this hasn't always been the case and you;re actually a true epic old fag? fuck off normgroid

No attention span is the worst thing to happen to modern people. My best friend and I would go to bars or just sit and talk for up to 5 hrs at a time. About anything, ideas, people, games, movies, how annoying cable tv is, etc.

He actually ate the popped corn?!

I get why people do it, I just personally can't. I'm not a talker. I'll happily listen to people talk, but I don't talk myself. I'm a

how's work?

work's good, yeah. Can't complain

Kind of person. I never go into detail. Probably why I don't have many friends

But anyway, who could possibly have three hours of things to talk about? It wasn't even anything interesting, from what I heard. Just sports they saw on tv.

Talking about something you enjoy and relate to with the other person is quite easy if you're well knowledgeable on the topic. Also knowing how to pivot topics is key to keeping a conversation going, especially if the other person is mainly just letting you take lead.

Sounds like that bitterness isn't helping you. But yeah, I am a true epic old fag, and yeah we do talk to people outside. That's where the whole "never reveal your power-level" meme comes from, newfriend.

There needs to be someone out there like a circus ringmaster forever selling people on the hype of seeing a big entertaining movie in an actual theater, or theaters will die. I'm okay with Cruise being that guy.

Literally this. I meet up with friends and we sit in a park for hours just chatting and laughing, and it's only when it starts getting dark that we check the time and all remark how late it suddenly got, then chat for a bit longer before heading home. That's genuinely an alien concept for kids now, they're on Discord instead.

I can pay attention for hours, no problem, it's how I know when the fridge is safe for me to access the coffee creamer. It's talking that I am not interested in. I don't want to talk to you so just shut the fuck up, okay. get it through your thick skull. this is what's wrong with modern people they are literally incapable of thinking anyone does not want to hear their stupid opinion like real life is twitter and you can just never shut the fuck up nonstop like you have infinite breath this never would have happened in the middle ages because the blacksmith would have beat the shit out of you if you tried talking nonstop when he was trying to smelt and where do you fucking get off thinking you're not a modern human you dumb piece of shit if anyone isn't a modern human it's me but clearly we are both modern humans because we use the internet. try not talking for five hours at a time did you ever think of that you stupid fucking modern human. THAT IS WHAT NO ATTENTION SPAN IS. silence for five hours indicates you are capable of being bored for long periods of time

Only weird thing are those elevator shoes he's wearing

Naw. His age is making him reveal his true self more. And hes a fucking retard obviously. And I am from the 80s. He could hide it when he was young. But not anymore.

What gives you a right to judge me you boomer son of a bitch?

SARRR IF YOU ARE 80 YOU NEED TO DO THE NEEDFUL SARR YOU ARE TOO OLD FOR THE 4CHANNEL

15 minutes with the cruise would either feel like 30 seconds or an hour depending on how he chooses to deploy his Scientology charisma

He's telling them about his childhood on the planet Zeist 500 years ago

Who doesnt

actually eating his popcorn

oh my heckin science he's just like meeeeeee!!!!

*Millennial, and no idea who you even are. What part upset you and we can unpack it together if you like?

His age is making him reveal his true self more

that he is apparently a humble and pleasant guy that enjoys an unimportant conversation?

They are having a good time. The girls even record it, so they can brag about it later.

Maybe it's his refusal to acknowledge his status that you don't like.

What would ask him if you had this chance?

And I am from the 80s

Imagine traveling through time just to deliver shitty takes.

it's easy to take money out of your wallet and hand it to me. So you have no reason not to be handing your money over. You just go around doing whatever is "easiest". It's fucking pathetic.

I wouldn't ask him anything. I'd listen to what he had to say. And that's what no one did.

So you think this retarded midget who believes in Scientology is based?

"uhghh I hate when others rant!"

says while ranting

PLEASE BE MY GF

I would be. I genuinely hate talking to celebrities.

It's not really a stunt, because he acts like this everywhere he goes. Anyone who has ever met him will testify that he is a very nice guy.

That's what these kids don't understand, this is Cruise burning local and keeping it 100%

then I wait a little longer because people always try to trick you by just going silent and seeing if you emerge as soon as you think it's safe so you have to wait it out a little longer

pussy ass schizo. just say excuse me and grab your shit.

Maybe it's his refusal to acknowledge his status that people don't like. It's like Zuckerberg in a tee, it feels disingenuous.

Tom Cruise is a lizard brained retard. but he's the special kind of retard that is actually pretty based

That's what having a high thetan looks like.
A few years ago when he came to my country, my friend was having dinner at the same restaurant as him. Said he met him in the bathroom and they talked for a few minutes, he's chill

How do you make your ideas?

saying excuse me

And I imagine you think this makes you manly? It's pathetic. when people are in your way, you push them down

WTF do you even talk about for 15 minutes?

excuse me sir pretty please let me at the coffee in the fridge behind you I'm a man

Shut up faggot

Every time Tom makes a movie he always has a wicked leather jacket that I'd love to own. Do you reckon they make them in an adult size.

.

Just go to the shop and asks for something that screams "daddy likes leather"

kek

There’s a new daddy in town, a discipline daddy.

I know they do because I got a replica of the one he wears in mi4

Nah I just stare at them until they leave because Im a sigma male.

Cruise is known for this kind of stuff and by all accounts is a sound bloke, I knew a guy from Syracuse who said Tom would show up at local bars when visiting his hometown, rounds for everyone and the life of the party, never in a rush to leave.

Wheres Robert?

I hate this too. My manager is a woman and she always comes and and sits beside me and just keeps talking for like 2 or 3 hours about random shit thats not even related to work. I just repeat the last few words of her sentence and add a question mark and she then continues to talk.

A gay guy in college told me I reminded him of Tom Cruise. Why is it always gays who compliment me and never women?

Because gays actually like men.

he acts like this everywhere he goes

There are no reports to the contrary, the only people who've accused him of being anything less than a gentleman are his ex-wife and a few former scientologist accusers.

he met him in the bathroom and they talked for a few minutes, he's chill

Also this, seems like a guy who enjoys really authentic interactions, even with people he's just met.
Contrasts a lot with public interview appearances where he's always cordial but seems a bit uncomfortable and nervous, that abrupt laugh of his being an obvious tic. The body language in OP pics says it all.

Did you really forbid Katie from doing Dark Knight?

Continues to talk?

scientology must be running low on members

Snake's tactic works. She thinks i'm a good listener.

I know, I do that too.

My issue isn't a lack of an attention span, it is low self esteem. I feel like I never have anything interesting to say to someone, no interesting anecdotes to relate to whatever is being talked about or to make people laugh. I just ask questions and nod along to what others say as they talk and talk, and then add just the bare minimum from my end to facilitate the talk. Usually I just feel bad though.

grew up with internet and smartphones
also they're faggots

cruises niceness comes off as incredibly manufactured

why the hate of Tom talking to people...thats the weird part to me. you faggots really are pieces of shit.

Someone must stop this madman

Zoomers and terminally online social media addicts flabbergasted by a socially competent adult.

I never had it. But when you meet people who have that charisma and ability for storytelling it's very pleasant and relaxing.

They can turn a work lunch break into the best part of your day.

The most jarring thing is when you meet a zoomer who can't for their life hold a conversation - then you later see their social media persona is like glammy boss bitch or badass dudebro - like lmao. Even fucking video game addicted millenials are 10x times more social.

You don't know about the trick? People always lay out bait like that.

looks like he's bulking

good listener?

I'm not entirely sure they're trying to frame it as weird but Tom. It's fairly well known that Tom will talk to random people while he's out and is insanely charismatic based on basically every known interaction of his. now what happens on the scientology boat while they're in open waters might be different but that's neither here nor there.

Second floor basement?

Carry the level 2 keycard from subbasement 1F to the 3B hangar area to heat it up while avoiding the mines and invisible ninjas?

Then learn a few things. I can get into almost any conversation and blag my way through them because I know a little about everything, and only a few things with any expertise, and it's more than enough. I was discussing Roman coins with an old bloke at a pub the other day and he literally went home to go get his collection and came back just so we could go through them together. I've never even studied coins before, but I knew enough to piece together a coherent opinion that actually turned out to be true.

If he needed to do a shit he'd be "Tom poos"

Matt you're glib
stick to the NYT

I always start off with "Hows your day going?"
Then ask them some simple follow ups, depending on how they respond.
Then I always close with "Hey, can you help me score some oxy?" and stare at them. If they laugh, then I laugh too and play it off as a joke. If they look serious, then I blow them in the parking lot and have enough oxy for the evening.

I feel like social media is built to make people anti-social. Nowhere else will they try to sell small talk with people at an event as weird. they're not robots.

someone shares their opinion about something

”HAHAHA THATS GREAT MAN, THATS GREAT”

someone shares a story with him

”HAHAHA THATS AWESOME MAN, THATS AWESOME”

someone explains something to him

”HAHAHA THAT IS FANTASTIC, JUST FANTASTIC”

someone tries to have a human interaction with Tom

”HAHAHA WOW, THAT IS WONDERFUL, THANK YOU”

Tom cannot socialize. Bill Hader already spilled the beans on Tom being a robot when it comes to socializing.

If he needed to do a shit on a Swedish ship cruise, he'd be Titta Cruise

Based Snake keeping them talking while he catches his breath, genius

the technical name for this kind of thing is active listening, you can take classes on it, it's basically all therapists and shit are supposed to do

youtube.com/watch?v=PVkWONQeYcY

He's literally me...

Why's he so shy

Touch grass, edgelord.

bill hader

Fucking who? Fuck off

hader? i barely know her!

Was anyone else in line? Maybe he didn't want to watch the trailers

Damn Robert grew some hair

trailer? i hardly know her!

Yes, what are you? Jewish?

What's wrong with him loving his fans?

I mean, why not? He probably never talks to "normal" people.

noodle armed anime schizo faggot fantasises about pushing his college roommates around because hes too much of a pussy to open a fridge infront of them

LOL this user is 100% killing themselves within the next 10 years, what a score

have you fags seen it?

One bucket probably had more popcorn than the others and he's just berating the staff.

Yes
I could fix her

Luv me popcorn.

based sir

I pity you.

I think it was a joke. Relax anon.

H-HE'S.... talking to people that he... doesn't know!!! In real life!!! AHHHHHH

Zoomers are just absolutely fucked. You can never understand because you spent your whole life like this. If someone attempted to put it into words, it would be a 5 volume book that still only scratched the surface.

surely no one is that pathetic, it must be a joke

fuck off newfag

what's a Nubian?

He's unironically based.

Annoying fag

people always try to trick you by just going silent and seeing if you emerge as soon as you think it's safe so you have to wait it out a little longer, before you try to go get some coffee cream

how I know when the fridge is safe for me to access the coffee creamer

I can tell this is bait but it's really good. I bet a third of the autists here are incapable of saying "excuse me" and getting someone to move out of the way.

anon..... meds

holy shit is that a celebrity acting normal? Take my fucking money now! They are just like us frfr!

Tom doesn’t know how to socialize or connect because in his world he is the boss and everyone around him is a yes man. He flies on private jets, makes women (and men) apply to date him, is the leader of a cult, so when he meets the commoners who he has no power over he doesn’t know how to have a casual normal person conversation with them. He is literally incapable of relating to anyone, even his fellow wealthy actors aren’t in the same wacko sphere as him. He is truly in his own world and he’s alone.

Everyone went through a phase of hating on the cruiser at the height of the attack on Scientology, but now everyone sees how insane the Jews are, Scientology is a relative drop in the bucket.
I kinda love Cruise now. He's our guy.

That's what charismatic people do. Okay, he doesn't actually think you are telling a good story? So what? He is being polite. The guy is a multi billionaire freakazoid king of Scientology movie star and A lister for like 3 decades. He is the closest thing to royalty America has. The fact he even gives a popcorn wagie the time of day let alone 15 minutes is charity. Guys with 1/100th of Tom's net worth would literally spit on minimum wage serfs. Plus Tom has spoken to likely 100,000 people in his life, at least 10% of whom are also rich, famous, and lead busy lives. He has heard every story there is to tell. He is being kind to people who talk to him even though he likely is bored to tears.

huhh?? someone posting with smug anime pics is a loser?? MEDS!!!

either most extreme form of newfag or most dishonest form of weeb, in both cases you can take your own life tonight :)

meds anon

apologise to your parents first its only right then you can commit suicide guilt free

Seniors do this all the time. If I go to a convenience store and there's a boomer clutcjing loyto tickets in the line I turn right back around and leave.

do you not see how you look like the mad dog here

I don't think I have ever had a conversation than lasted more than one minute

wow i really give a fuck what i look like anonymously on Anon Babble
congrats on confirming your newfag status, suicide booth is down the hall

remember when you posted

LOL this user is 100% killing themselves within the next 10 years, what a score

I think you're projecting your unhappiness here. What do you think?

anyone who tells me to kill myself must want to kill themselves!

how often are people telling you to off yourself that you developed this cope? i didnt think you could make this situation funnier but you managed, next you'll admit you're brown

funny

Nothing funny to me about your mental health struggles.
Look how triggered this post made you. Look at your reply lol...

Cool. I wish he came to the movie theatre in my little town in Sweden.

nooo you cant just laugh at me on the internet!!!

anyone laughing at me on Anon Babble is actually secretely depressed like i am!!

holy shit are you so young that you dont even know this website has been here for 20 years and people have been laughing at pathetic faggots like yourself for 20 years straight?

I don’t know what people would even expect from him? I say this because I do the same shit as him and I’m a fraction of a fraction of his success and notoriety and I’m sure as shit not going to wander the Earth like some kung fu master dispensing life lessons or engaging in debate with total strangers when I’ve got other shit to do. You just be polite and carry on. Oh you think the Earth is flat? Maybe, good luck to you on finding out more. You’re tired of toxic masculinity? Oh okay, yeah it can be frustrating. You want to be a motivational speaker? Cool, good luck. You’re student teaching? That’s great, can always use more teachers.

I'm not here to be your therapist lol...

he said after making 3 failed armchair therapist diagnosis'

you already admitted to caring about the perception of people's Anon Babble posts so now you're trying your hardest to optics pump and appeal to the majority
see how easy it is to actually make true statements using information and point out basic hypocrosies? theres plenty of painless suicide methods, good luck

shit reporter account

no checkmark

106k likes

600 reweets

okay, so the zoomer journalist idiot isn't getting paid for this attention from X
I don't understand the callout

my diagnosis is that u r sad

he wanted the heaviest one of them to spin his popcorn with the butter flavored topping. Cruise accepts nothing less than the best.

Zoomers find the notion of having a face to face conversation for more than 5 seconds to be inconceivable.

Such a weak generation.

not everyone has autism

He's worth like 600 million dollars, anon. Even if he never lands another acting job the rest of his life he's still never doing cons unless it's by choice.

celeb does mundane thing

170+ thread with 20 replies to posts

God this board is full of worthless retards. Go back to xitter.

I don't watch Classic Who but this meme makes me wish I did.

anon.... have a snickers

that's a cool baby

They also made fun of him for being excited about Katie Holmes.

Be honest, if any of you guys got a girlfriend, you would be jumping on the couch too. We just demand fakeness from celebrities and think it is real life.