Weird?

Unironically kinda wholesome.
This isnt a lame publicity stunt is it? Like when taylor swift was conveniently filmed tipping staff that one time.

going to a theater

speaking to employees

speaking for an extended period

eating something that isn't hot cheetos or the newest McDonalds meme combo

zoomers could never

can't bruise the cruise

What the fuck is wrong with this generation

She's 32 and low income, stop grooming her, you sick fuck!

So wait, you guys unironically talk to people face-to-face? For an extended period of time? That's really fucking weird.

you try explaining thetans to the uninitiated in under 20 minutes, bud

to make it less awkward, I am always careful to avoid eye contact.

stumbled upon this scene

guy who is the main character of the biggest movie in the theater standing there having a conversation with fans

he's practicing for his future of soul-crushing comicon signing booth appearances.

I don't but I wish I could.

Oh no, he's being friendly and talking to fans and probably answering a million different questions, how could he!?!?

he just took a bump of cocaine and had to rant and here was a group of people he could make sit there and listen and eat up every word

Cruise is a real one

Tom is more Human than Zoomers.
Kek

make sit there

yeah i bet they were dying to get away from a conversation with tom cruise, bro

oh no a famously charismatic celeb

telling funny anecdotes from his crazy life

and i have to listen to him instead of doing my minimum wage job

People talk too long and I do not get it. i watched these two guys talk for three hours the other day, because they were in front of the fridge. I don't go within the range where they'd be able to talk to me and just wait until the voices fade, and then I wait a little longer because people always try to trick you by just going silent and seeing if you emerge as soon as you think it's safe so you have to wait it out a little longer, before you try to go get some coffee cream.

But anyway, who could possibly have three hours of things to talk about? It wasn't even anything interesting, from what I heard. Just sports they saw on tv.

he probably has to be at the theatre for some contract reason but doesn't want to watch the movie because he's seen it, so he just annoys the movieworkers, which is a good thing, theatre employees deserve to suffer through conversations.

In 50 years time having a face to face conversation will be seen as weird and possibly criminalized and that's a good thing

You can clearly see that they're all smiling and enjoying themselves lol

they're just being polite!

No

You always see old people in coffee shops doing this. They just sit there in groups of like five or six for literal hours and just talk. I could never do that

Nice how nobility fraternises with the plebs.

Who do these celebrities think they are? Regular people?!

I don't get it. Do you people not get into conversations with others around you?

the truth is Tom loves free food.

What's more creepy is some white dude taking photos of him has been standing there watching him from the corner of the room like some perverted creep.

im sorry mr cruise, but it's theater policy. no refills.

No. It really isn't. It's horrifying and antithetical to human nature. You and I are defects

I just be asking him a bunch of Lestat & Vincent questions.

why do you think we're here?

Normally social media gets their panties twisted by celebs ignoring lowly staff. Cruise control uses his Scientology mind trick of being affable and talkative and now he’s heckin’ deranged! How dare he hold these nice workers hostage???? Lock him up!

So we can chat when we're not outside as well?

He just wanted some popcorn but some jackass was blocking the way for 15 min

There's an entire table length of popcorn. This guy could have walked over and grabbed some if he wanted.

no it's because we don't talk to people outside unless we have to. lemme guess, you;re gonna pretend this hasn't always been the case and you;re actually a true epic old fag? fuck off normgroid

No attention span is the worst thing to happen to modern people. My best friend and I would go to bars or just sit and talk for up to 5 hrs at a time. About anything, ideas, people, games, movies, how annoying cable tv is, etc.

He actually ate the popped corn?!

I get why people do it, I just personally can't. I'm not a talker. I'll happily listen to people talk, but I don't talk myself. I'm a

how's work?

work's good, yeah. Can't complain

Kind of person. I never go into detail. Probably why I don't have many friends

But anyway, who could possibly have three hours of things to talk about? It wasn't even anything interesting, from what I heard. Just sports they saw on tv.

Talking about something you enjoy and relate to with the other person is quite easy if you're well knowledgeable on the topic. Also knowing how to pivot topics is key to keeping a conversation going, especially if the other person is mainly just letting you take lead.

Sounds like that bitterness isn't helping you. But yeah, I am a true epic old fag, and yeah we do talk to people outside. That's where the whole "never reveal your power-level" meme comes from, newfriend.

There needs to be someone out there like a circus ringmaster forever selling people on the hype of seeing a big entertaining movie in an actual theater, or theaters will die. I'm okay with Cruise being that guy.

Literally this. I meet up with friends and we sit in a park for hours just chatting and laughing, and it's only when it starts getting dark that we check the time and all remark how late it suddenly got, then chat for a bit longer before heading home. That's genuinely an alien concept for kids now, they're on Discord instead.

I can pay attention for hours, no problem, it's how I know when the fridge is safe for me to access the coffee creamer. It's talking that I am not interested in. I don't want to talk to you so just shut the fuck up, okay. get it through your thick skull. this is what's wrong with modern people they are literally incapable of thinking anyone does not want to hear their stupid opinion like real life is twitter and you can just never shut the fuck up nonstop like you have infinite breath this never would have happened in the middle ages because the blacksmith would have beat the shit out of you if you tried talking nonstop when he was trying to smelt and where do you fucking get off thinking you're not a modern human you dumb piece of shit if anyone isn't a modern human it's me but clearly we are both modern humans because we use the internet. try not talking for five hours at a time did you ever think of that you stupid fucking modern human. THAT IS WHAT NO ATTENTION SPAN IS. silence for five hours indicates you are capable of being bored for long periods of time

Only weird thing are those elevator shoes he's wearing

Naw. His age is making him reveal his true self more. And hes a fucking retard obviously. And I am from the 80s. He could hide it when he was young. But not anymore.

What gives you a right to judge me you boomer son of a bitch?

SARRR IF YOU ARE 80 YOU NEED TO DO THE NEEDFUL SARR YOU ARE TOO OLD FOR THE 4CHANNEL

15 minutes with the cruise would either feel like 30 seconds or an hour depending on how he chooses to deploy his Scientology charisma

He's telling them about his childhood on the planet Zeist 500 years ago

Who doesnt

actually eating his popcorn

oh my heckin science he's just like meeeeeee!!!!

*Millennial, and no idea who you even are. What part upset you and we can unpack it together if you like?

His age is making him reveal his true self more

that he is apparently a humble and pleasant guy that enjoys an unimportant conversation?

They are having a good time. The girls even record it, so they can brag about it later.

Maybe it's his refusal to acknowledge his status that you don't like.

What would ask him if you had this chance?

And I am from the 80s

Imagine traveling through time just to deliver shitty takes.

it's easy to take money out of your wallet and hand it to me. So you have no reason not to be handing your money over. You just go around doing whatever is "easiest". It's fucking pathetic.

I wouldn't ask him anything. I'd listen to what he had to say. And that's what no one did.

So you think this retarded midget who believes in Scientology is based?

"uhghh I hate when others rant!"

says while ranting

PLEASE BE MY GF

I would be. I genuinely hate talking to celebrities.

It's not really a stunt, because he acts like this everywhere he goes. Anyone who has ever met him will testify that he is a very nice guy.

That's what these kids don't understand, this is Cruise burning local and keeping it 100%

then I wait a little longer because people always try to trick you by just going silent and seeing if you emerge as soon as you think it's safe so you have to wait it out a little longer

pussy ass schizo. just say excuse me and grab your shit.

Maybe it's his refusal to acknowledge his status that people don't like. It's like Zuckerberg in a tee, it feels disingenuous.

Tom Cruise is a lizard brained retard. but he's the special kind of retard that is actually pretty based

That's what having a high thetan looks like.
A few years ago when he came to my country, my friend was having dinner at the same restaurant as him. Said he met him in the bathroom and they talked for a few minutes, he's chill

How do you make your ideas?

saying excuse me

And I imagine you think this makes you manly? It's pathetic. when people are in your way, you push them down

WTF do you even talk about for 15 minutes?

excuse me sir pretty please let me at the coffee in the fridge behind you I'm a man

Shut up faggot

Every time Tom makes a movie he always has a wicked leather jacket that I'd love to own. Do you reckon they make them in an adult size.

.

Just go to the shop and asks for something that screams "daddy likes leather"

kek

There’s a new daddy in town, a discipline daddy.

I know they do because I got a replica of the one he wears in mi4

Nah I just stare at them until they leave because Im a sigma male.

Cruise is known for this kind of stuff and by all accounts is a sound bloke, I knew a guy from Syracuse who said Tom would show up at local bars when visiting his hometown, rounds for everyone and the life of the party, never in a rush to leave.

Wheres Robert?

I hate this too. My manager is a woman and she always comes and and sits beside me and just keeps talking for like 2 or 3 hours about random shit thats not even related to work. I just repeat the last few words of her sentence and add a question mark and she then continues to talk.

A gay guy in college told me I reminded him of Tom Cruise. Why is it always gays who compliment me and never women?

Because gays actually like men.

he acts like this everywhere he goes

There are no reports to the contrary, the only people who've accused him of being anything less than a gentleman are his ex-wife and a few former scientologist accusers.

he met him in the bathroom and they talked for a few minutes, he's chill

Also this, seems like a guy who enjoys really authentic interactions, even with people he's just met.
Contrasts a lot with public interview appearances where he's always cordial but seems a bit uncomfortable and nervous, that abrupt laugh of his being an obvious tic. The body language in OP pics says it all.

Did you really forbid Katie from doing Dark Knight?

people always try to trick you by just going silent and seeing if you emerge as soon as you think it's safe

KEK. But seriously, Jesus Christ, do normalfags really? Literal psycopathic behavior.

Continues to talk?

scientology must be running low on members

Snake's tactic works. She thinks i'm a good listener.

I know, I do that too.

My issue isn't a lack of an attention span, it is low self esteem. I feel like I never have anything interesting to say to someone, no interesting anecdotes to relate to whatever is being talked about or to make people laugh. I just ask questions and nod along to what others say as they talk and talk, and then add just the bare minimum from my end to facilitate the talk. Usually I just feel bad though.

grew up with internet and smartphones
also they're faggots

cruises niceness comes off as incredibly manufactured

why the hate of Tom talking to people...thats the weird part to me. you faggots really are pieces of shit.

Someone must stop this madman

Zoomers and terminally online social media addicts flabbergasted by a socially competent adult.

I never had it. But when you meet people who have that charisma and ability for storytelling it's very pleasant and relaxing.

They can turn a work lunch break into the best part of your day.

The most jarring thing is when you meet a zoomer who can't for their life hold a conversation - then you later see their social media persona is like glammy boss bitch or badass dudebro - like lmao. Even fucking video game addicted millenials are 10x times more social.

You don't know about the trick? People always lay out bait like that.

looks like he's bulking

good listener?

I'm not entirely sure they're trying to frame it as weird but Tom. It's fairly well known that Tom will talk to random people while he's out and is insanely charismatic based on basically every known interaction of his. now what happens on the scientology boat while they're in open waters might be different but that's neither here nor there.

Second floor basement?

Carry the level 2 keycard from subbasement 1F to the 3B hangar area to heat it up while avoiding the mines and invisible ninjas?

Then learn a few things. I can get into almost any conversation and blag my way through them because I know a little about everything, and only a few things with any expertise, and it's more than enough. I was discussing Roman coins with an old bloke at a pub the other day and he literally went home to go get his collection and came back just so we could go through them together. I've never even studied coins before, but I knew enough to piece together a coherent opinion that actually turned out to be true.

If he needed to do a shit he'd be "Tom poos"

Matt you're glib
stick to the NYT

I always start off with "Hows your day going?"
Then ask them some simple follow ups, depending on how they respond.
Then I always close with "Hey, can you help me score some oxy?" and stare at them. If they laugh, then I laugh too and play it off as a joke. If they look serious, then I blow them in the parking lot and have enough oxy for the evening.

I feel like social media is built to make people anti-social. Nowhere else will they try to sell small talk with people at an event as weird. they're not robots.

someone shares their opinion about something

”HAHAHA THATS GREAT MAN, THATS GREAT”

someone shares a story with him

”HAHAHA THATS AWESOME MAN, THATS AWESOME”

someone explains something to him

”HAHAHA THAT IS FANTASTIC, JUST FANTASTIC”

someone tries to have a human interaction with Tom

”HAHAHA WOW, THAT IS WONDERFUL, THANK YOU”

Tom cannot socialize. Bill Hader already spilled the beans on Tom being a robot when it comes to socializing.

If he needed to do a shit on a Swedish ship cruise, he'd be Titta Cruise

Based Snake keeping them talking while he catches his breath, genius

the technical name for this kind of thing is active listening, you can take classes on it, it's basically all therapists and shit are supposed to do

youtube.com/watch?v=PVkWONQeYcY

He's literally me...

Why's he so shy

Touch grass, edgelord.

bill hader

Fucking who? Fuck off

hader? i barely know her!

Was anyone else in line? Maybe he didn't want to watch the trailers

Damn Robert grew some hair

trailer? i hardly know her!

Yes, what are you? Jewish?

What's wrong with him loving his fans?