/who/ - Burn it all down edition

Now that all the shittiest fan theories that we've been talking about for 15 years like The Rani and Omega coming back have finally come to pass, what does a show as creatively bankrupt as Doctor Who do going forward?

reminder that twitter screencap threads should result in a rangeban and the IP of the poster displayed publicly

what is this retarded faggot shit

I don't understand any of these symbols. Are they all trans?

it's the dark the future where chuds have finally won and became the dominant force in the dystopian machine started by leftist they have started systematically persecuting everyone, including jailing and killing people for having ever posted anything positive about woke content (anything with non-whites and queers that's not excplicitly negative about these topics) on the internet
after exterminating the entire leftist generation, leftism has seemingly gone extict, but the new generations of young people who never knew any other world than the chud dystopia are slowly starting to rebel, hiding in their own new version of the internet that is outside of chud survelliance and sharing any pre-chud world media that survived through those local indepndent networks and illegal USB's
in this world the Ncuti Dr Who period has become a cult classic (everyone still hates Whittaker and Tennant tho), with Space Babies in particular considered to be a metaphysical masterpiece

It looks like the fucking toothpaste aisle

they're all pedophiles (every sodomite is and should be killed along with their enablers)

You let queers take over your fandoms and you didn't even fight back.

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calling the 5th bisexual

Dude literally had no romantic interest in anyone

Retarded fan who hasn't watch Classic Doctor Who. 3rd-7th never had romantic interests on the tv show.

Also the black and white flag is for straight people.

We’ve bi-generated.

McGann, Pertwee and Colin not straight as fuck

They would literally rail the universe given the chance

Also the black and white flag is for straight people.

How are 9 and 11 straight? They along with 15 are the only ones who have kissed men on camera.

And just like bigeneration, that's a totally shit idea

fippy bippy

No way Eccleston is straight

straight - gay - gay - asexual - bisexual
pansexual - asexual - pansexual - straight - bisexual
straight - asexual - lesbian - pansexual - gay

There's a straight flag? Kind of problematic. What's next, a white flag?

pretty darn accurate guess

it was cool in the 90s and 00s but people didn't noticewhere it turned from "we got gay friends" into "Berlin gay club"

For context asexual means no romantic interest in anyone which shohld describe 2nd-7th in the tv show. I think 1st married an Aztec woman.

Also 11th had sex with a dude because he thought it was his final regeneration and wanted to go out doing everything he could. So the twitter poster is not only a retard for trying to forceibly describe sexual orientations, but even failing at labels like that

He also tried to run away from sex with Marilyn Monroe for what it's worth

Am I reading too much into things that “straight” looks like a prison uniform? Do queers really have such a negative view of normalcy?
They’d be smug little faggots and got “oh, why does it seem like a prison uniform to you?” Wouldn’t they?

11 is bi and had gay sex in canon, 12 is straight, 9 and 13 are asexual

Eccleston is literally the straightest. The reason he doesn't work with RTD anymore cause RTD sexually harrased him if not raped. I wouldn't be surprised if he is secretly homophobic in general.

And did this.

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Do queers really have such a negative view of normalcy?

...do you even have to ask?

Part of me wonders if he’s one of those old school conservative but economically socialist northerners. However, he also talks about struggling with his gender identity at one point and suffering from anorexia, a very gay mental illness.

You should read up in the Eccleston lore, he's definitely not the straightest.

what does a show as creatively bankrupt as Doctor Who do going forward?

Romana comes back as a black man (and says she always knew the Doctor was gay)

Susan comes back as a black man (and says she always knew the Doctor was gay)

Time Lords trigenerated now (one male, one female and one non-binary)

Time War 2 (but gets solved in a two part finale)

Chud Master

An episode takes place in a child sex change clinic and the Doctor has to defend it from some thinly veiled metaphors

CGI twerking William Hartnell

The Third Doctor is implied to be gay with the Master

Derek Jacobi's Master comes back for some reason

The Silence comes back for some reason

Magnus Greel comes back for some reason (and the Doctor dressed like Sherlock Holmes again)

Episode set in the Doctor's mind

Body swap episode

The Doctor gets a new companion from modern day Earth, who is instantly his best friend

Like Jodie with Tennant, Dhawan was just doing his best Simm impression because it's the only Master he watched.

the second sentence clearly shows you're not being genuine with the question but i doubt it's meant to be a prison uniform, especially considering the black and white thing hasn't been the one used for a while now, prison uniforms are orange now
cause through the 20th century it was culturally viewed as gay to dress flamboyantly in bright colours and such lgbt associates colours on the spectrum with themselves and so the straight flag is left with black and white

Eccleston and even Ncuti walked away from the casting couch. Only Tennant keeps coming back for more.

Whatever, bumboy

Millie Gibson would make an amazing Doctor.

I don't know what any of these flags mean

Watch new slop episode

It's not pro Palestine, Hamas, or Israel

Generic "killing is bad for protesting" message

Somehow one person singing changes the universe's racist perceptions of a planet of people

Doctor tortures villian because he got 'triggered'

The villiams are named after the gay couple from Diamonds Are Forever

Wow, shit episode. The only thing I've seen people lile from the episode is the joke Dugga Doo song. Anyways, does someone have that funny Mario Galaxy webm with the Doctor dying?

Pink purple and blue flag is the bisexual flag...
The rest are postmodern millennial - zoomer - Twitter - reddit bullshit...

i don't know any of those countries

When your degeneracy has peaked so high it has its own INTERCO

these are countries from the future that participated in the Galactic Eurovision

Everyone on Twitter is saying this is an anti-Hamas/Palestine episode with the same pro-neoliberal message like Kerblam. The only way to make it better would be to show Dugga Doo won anyway over the Hellians song.

every Dr Who should be 'asexual', say some waffle about how that's actually progressive because they're an under-represented sexual orientation, then keep romance/sex out of the programme.

he was too autistic to sense the sexual tension between 5 and Nyssa

The Doctor being asexual was always cope by nerds who couldn't get any.

Heard the latest scuttlebutt that the next Doctor has been cast and is a woman who has been on the show before. She was at the most recent TV Baftas

Billie Piper

Nicola Coughlan

Rose Ayling Ellis

Suzanne Jones

Anna Maxwell Martin

Choose your fighter

it's confirmed to be Billie Piper but we won't be getting any seasons with her cause this fucking flop is getting cancelled

Introducing Billie Piper as the Doctor

Which one is the hottest? Could be Coughlan, Moffat did say that he had to keep the season finale in mind when writing Joy to the World.

>Nicola Coughlan

She can be the new Pielord

Profoundly grim. She's probably the best actress but still. RTD must be erased from Doctor Who.

targeted autogynephilia. he can't fuck her, so he wants to become her instead. creepy as shit. the doctor is probably gonna cut rose's face off and wear it some day

they need to sack Eccleston's List first. she wouldn't betray him like that.

Julie Gardner is a director of Bad Wolf Ltd, the BBC really needs to wholly own the rights. RTD is a traitor.

We were so close to getting Eccleston back under Chibnall.

Ncuti > Tennant

faeces > a nice steak

Ncuti > Capaldi

thats gay

she wouldn't betray him like that.

She doesn't give a fuck

Eccleston will never forgive Barrowman for trying to get him to touch his penis on set.

I can confidently guess more than 2 of those actors have had cum on their face

he's just a stuck-up old git. Tennant probably gave it a cheeky tug.

Colin has.

IDK (nor care to know) what any of those flags stand for. Also, did they actually bring back The raini and Omega? Like for real this time? It´s not just Omega flags like it happened during Smith assault of Demons run or casual mentions like when the great intelligence mentioned the Valeyard is it? Not that it would do the show any good now.

not true, this was a misunderstanding involving a dodgy cream cake.

Eccleston probably tried to bang Barrowman, but he said no.

Why are tranny troon fags such narcissist? Everything has to be about them and their desire to fuck and get fucked in the ass

has to

it literally says "headcanon" in the post

I don't think I have ever heard of a gay guy turning down sex.

we'll never get a john lumic type character ever again

I have a hot gay friend who I've slept naked and cuddled with a few times but he refused to let me even blow him out of loyalty to his long distance online boyfriend, who he's never even met.
So now you have.

not even a gay man wants your ass

Which countries are these flags from?

Latest round of leaks from the supposedly embargoed press screening:

[Spoiler]The Doctor meets up with Susan eventually right near the end.[/spoiler]
Conrad, who everyone thought was dead shoots her with a lazer gun just as she is going in for a hug with her grandfather.
He smiles, there is a close up on his mouth and a gold tooth that glints briefly before he chuckles and runs off.
Susan is dying in the Doctors arms.
He cries.
Belinda reminds him he still has some regeneration energy left, as seen in Lux.
Doctor says if he does that he won't be able to bi-regenerate any more, but it is worth it to save his granddaughter.
He gives Susan some regeneration energy and she regenerates into the actress Chloe Annette.
The Master bi-regenerares from Conrad, he is Russel Tovey, now.
At the start of the credits it says "The Whoiniverse will return in UNIT: The War Between Land and Sea."
After the credits there is a short scene where the Doctor asks Susan what she is doing for Christmas then the caption comes up "The Doctor and Susan will return in Christmas With a Penguin"

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[Spoiler]

Nice job, you phoneposting faggot.

Imagine how loose fruity gatwas arse must be after the intensive russel rawdogging seshes

So, assuming this is true, what was the point of bigeneration? Just to have Tennant and Ncuti in the same scene? Because you could have just done that with time travel because it's a time travel show

Why does everything have to have its own fucking flag? The whole intention behind the rainbow flag was to represent the spectrum and diversity of people. Everything having its own flag ignores the inclusivity the inspiration was aiming for. I can only assume this push to everything having a flag is people wanting to feel special.

giving past regenerations uncertain fates in big finish audios. since every past regeneration survived as a separate body now.

Simon Pegg was fucking amazing as the Editor. Why don't they bring him back?

this is some completely new shit, the previous leaks were different and they were part of the an overall leak which was correct about the episodes that we have already seen

RTD has a fetish for old grannies because his mother never loved him.

For context asexual means no romantic interest in anyone which shohld describe 2nd-7th in the tv show.

This whole debate on whether the Doctor is asexual seems pointless to me. The Doctor of Classic does not really support the idea of him being asexual, it is more that the show simply does not focus on the Doctor's sexuality as that is not what the show was geared towards.

10 has slept with Rose and Queen Elizabeth though.

It's faggot propaganda flags. Note that the flag for straight people is black and white bars like a prison uniform.

Why is RTD still stuck in the blue and orange era? I remember that shit being everywhere to the point of becoming a meme around the late '00s or early '10s, but most have moved away from it now, or are at least more subtle about it. Not RTD, his episodes tend to be full of blue and orange.

Its a way of increasing the number of Timelords again after the Master enfucked them under Chibnall. RTD doesn't like having too many Timelords kicking around because it takes away the uniqueness of the Doctor, but you need a few powerful ones to provide some jeopardy

this is so fucking stupid

I refuse to let you ruin Frobisher like you ruined Beep the Meep, Russel

I can't believe we got to a point where 2000s nostalgia is a thing. You can even see it in how people dress now with huge baggy low rise jeans.

I have never seen a woman more horny than this.

Guy who asked about the Eleventh Doctor Chronicles from Big Finish in yesterdays thread.
Picked up Volume 3-6 and so far enjoying it. Jacob Dudman does a pretty good Smith impression and honestly all it's done is made me realize that RTD2 really is missing the energy of the Moffat years when it comes to the characters.

I can see both those regenerations working well though. And all the crying was foreshadowing Susan dying in his arms.

What's the betting that the Christmas episode will be fuck all to do with Frobisher, though?

Your mum came close when I visited her last night

Nah, Gary Linekar tweeted "perhaps we shouldn't slaughter women and children" so the entire studio has to be torn down so they can find someone else to pay tens of millions to to say a ball went in a net

what does a show as creatively bankrupt as Doctor Who do going forward?

Cancelat- I mean 'hiatus'. The difference is the condition of the franchise is an a significantly weaker position than what it was in 1989 - there is that much baggage and damage done to the fanbase. There will not be the same creative freedom or avenues for extended media that existed in the Wilderness Years. The Wilderness Years also benefited by the workable slate that was McGann/8th. What do you get now? Either the show ending with 15th, some 16th that is either a poor casting choice or has nothing workable with, or the 16th being the Fugitive Doctor. Perhaps the show gets rebooted 10-20 years from now, well what does a reboot even look like? Hard or soft each bring their own problems. Even if it is good, there is no reason to think that a reboot will even take of in popularity. Sure you will still get Big Finish pumping out stuff. Sure you may see some sort of reboot. Yet, Doctor Who is never going to return to a condition of the Wilderness 1.0 or anything resembling the health of the franchise in RTD1 or Moffat eras of Nu. There is too much damage done that cannot be resolved - with at best you get temporarily fixes or achieve short-success that is not sustainable. It has been irrevocably changed. It - Classic, the EU, Nu - had a good and impressive run, but the blunt and simple reality is it is now over.

dugga doo is the best thing this series. pretty funny.

Why would the Master take the face of Alonso?

it's another episode of fake leakfag anon posts about being at a press screening and everyone believes it yet again

Boring

he wants the doctor's cream

Because RTD bums Russell Tovey

Because RTD2 is just a regression to the RTD1 era of the 2000s. Tennant. Donna. Millie being Rose esque. RTD will deny it but, I would not be surprised if whatever the new companion is called being non-white is just him subconsciously his own racism thinking of Martha. Reverting back to the Last of the Time Lords. Redoing UNIT back to his 2000s more military approach rather than that of Moffat. Arguably doing The Rani is a similar retread to The Master coming back.

How much of this is BBC meddling though. We don't know, he's going for something very different to be a doctor, a gay African, not another Tennant/Rose dynamic.

You mean desperate Bad Wolf employee. They're responsible for that The Mirror damage control piece.

Nigger.

Disgusting word.

Kochanski II ruined Red Dwarf. i DO blame the actress (as well as the writing split-up, hiatus, etc) so she shouldn't be allowed to act in anything.

Source?

Black people use it all the time.

Racism is bad.

Incorrect.

In one of the behind the scenes books, he says he only cast him in Voyage of the Damned because he had a nice arse.

pansexual

This is just bisexual with a worse flag.

depends on the context.

youtube.com/watch?v=BBXCP7AnpwE&t=33s
Jonathan Ross can say it as long as he's talking to a black person who says they hate niggers.

you were meant to notice 'something off' by the Skype screens being all white people

oh.

Shame about the face.

black guy tries to purge the entirety of humanity from existence out of sheer malice and evil. fails and swears revenge

doctor cuddles him, calls him a sweetheart, puts everything right in his life and considers him a friend

white guy says nigger casually in conversation with a friend

tardis appears behind him, doctor grabs him and flies to a supernova, holds him in the doorway at just the right distance to slowly kill him, watching with an ice cold stare as he agonisingly burns to death

Why would the Master take the face of someone the Doctor met a few times and quite liked?
Shits and giggles because it would really piss off the Doctor. Same reason the Master does most things. Its a wonder that the Master hasn't thought to a use an actual companion's, Rogue's, or River's form yet.

Cyberman cock

this vexes me

The Master taking Clara or Rose's face and acting slutty to get the Doctor flustered

So why isn't the Master Considered a timeless child now after he became one with the Doctor during Power of the Doctor.

Please delete this post. I was very offended by it.

Someone hasn't seen Crime Traveller. That was so awesome you can forgive her for playing a bit of a 2 dimensional character who was obsessed with cottage cheese in Red Dwarf.

ngl I'd rather Billie Piper as the Master than the Doctor.

i fell bad for anyone living in UK

They undid that later in the episode.

a chainsword and pistol wielding fighter in Dr Who

40kbros...

Given how RTD stepping in was seemingly a factor that helped prevent cancellation after Chibnall, it seems reasonable that he has considerable influence. If anything he probably less restrained now than what he was in the 2000s, given both the nature of his return and that the general culture BBC in the 2000s would have reeled him in. In any case, RTD returning is just inherently a return to a past era due the man himself once again being showrunner and the approach that brings to how he conceptualises the show. In 20 years there has been 3 showrunners (of which Moffat and Chibnall have also been writers under another showrunner) and all of which are from the Fitzroy Crowd (which means not only do they have the same general outlook and discussion of ideas, it means they have been influencing the franchise for 30 years).

The franchise has become a mix of static and regressing. As evidence by the return of Ten, Donna, Mel, the Celestial Toymaker, Sutekh, the Rani, probably Omega has got to the stage of having to pillage both from Classic and the revival under RTD1.

Think of it like this: from 1963 to 1983 the show when from the experimentation of First; the base under siege nature of Second; the UNIT years with Third; Fourth himself can be easily be broken down into Doctor Who does Hammer Horror with Hinchcliffe and Holmes, the more comedic move under Williams, the attempt to make it more scientific and reflective with JNT and Biedmead; the approach they had with the Fifth Doctor. That is a simplification of it, but even the broad strokes are more varied when you get down to it than what a lot of Nu. I am not staying there are not differences between the the Nu showrunners, but you are not seeing the same type of creative variance and movement towards shaking things up s seen in the aforementioned time period.

sex-coded death

?

So like. Are the Zygons still just chilling on earth, or did they just cease to exist during the Chibnall era?

The ranis and konrad will join hands and tri-generate into OMEGA (konran has regen powers from the master's golden tooth)

They're getting put up in five star hotels

constantly lambasting people for noticing race in tv shows

"nooo you're supposed to notice when they're all white!"

The next companion should be a punk girl the Doctor has really rough sex with.

sex coded death

xitter browns not fantasizing about getting sodomized by black men challenge, difficulty - impossible

Over 90 percent of the userbase of this site is underage third world losers who use X.

I legitimately have no idea what he's referring to. The incel who got turned into a sperm and an egg?

This was a great episode up until the robot eye thing decided to stop going after the girl just because the guy's name comes first even though the robot shouldn't even care about that. It all feels like they accidentally made the main girl too likable to be the ebil wasist they wanted so they threw that bit in to try to make us hate her.

i'm not a 'youth'

Are you disaffected though?

Well there's a UNIT spin-off coming out, so that would be the time to address it. Mind you, nothing from the Moffat era has been carried over.

Daak predates Rogue Trader by 7 years

what is sex coded about kerblam?

really don't get why the companions are all from [current year].

The incel who got turned into a sperm and an egg?

I have no watched anything since 12th and gain an idea of what is happening in the show currently through threads like this. I must have missed that in the onslaught of shit and what? ideas the show now has. Explain the context to me or is just as you say it is?

People were ordering fleshlights from space amazon and their petite morte became grande morte.

i'm disenfranchised and bitter. but i no longer have the teenage passion to go on a killing spree or something. just want Doctor Who to be decent.

I take it as the writers thinking it is easier for the audience to relate to (which includes the women self-inserting) and easier to write for.

Dot and Bubble and Wild Blue Yonder have been the only good DW episodes since Capaldi

I wonder if Belinda ever had sex with that incel.

I've got to be honest with you bro, I have no fucking idea what that was about.
There was an incel from Earth who went to a planet and became a Godking where he ruled as a tyrant because he wanted a gf, he was zapped to death by two of the same thing touching (something from the past touching the same thing in the future) and then they said the subsequent explosion made him a sperm and an egg.

Honestly just transcribing it as I understand it is making me think I fucked up and didn't remember it properly, see if someone else can fill you in.

how many people can relate to a posh bird with a nursing degree, or a teenager in a three-bedroom terrace HOUSE in London?

that's not relatability: that's wish fulfilment.

The Giggle > Wild Blue Yonder

Man I can find the webm of 9 saying the space pig was afraid

then the fertilized egg got vacuumed up by a robot and destroyed

Lucky Day > Dot and Bubble

2025 doctor picks up a companion from the 2000s

spends the entire episode calling literally everything gay and getting corrected for their problematic language

youtube.com/watch?v=laZDf-_1RRo&t=110s

Are you asking for it?

fertilized egg

destroyed

Then the word is 'killed', atheist.

I want to know if Conrad fucked Ruby.

Well if you have it, I'm trying to find the clip now and just remake the webm

Kek the disenfranchised youth aren't watching Doctor Who. Nobody under 25 is

I didn't on hand but, I found this easy enough on 4plebs. Not subtitled, but that may be the only one of it that exists as far as I know.

Thanks, I made that one god knows how long ago

Why would they use an animal from Earth as the fake alien?

Companions in Doctor Who are basically the Isekaied character that introduces "normal" people to the Doctor's world. Its been like that ever since Ian and Barbara.

Thats why it is so rare that there isn't at least one companion from [current year] and Earth (especially the UK). As the Big Finish audios are for people who are already in so deep they are spending a fair amount of money on these adventures they can be a bit more out there with its original companions, so you get awesome characters like Frobisher that will probably never make it to the TV series.

Wed 01 Oct 2014 16:24:11

That is the earliest. Or at least earliest with that Image Hash. 4plebs sometimes, I am guessing when 4plebs itself some gets updated, assigns webms that have long been archived under an Image Hash with a brand new one going forward. Though in this case I imagine there has been no break and it is indeed the earliest.

Moffat and Chibnall Unit > RTD Unit

Children of Earth UNIT mogs them all

Just bring back Torchwood this new MCU Unit is shit

Yes anon, they've really done it

Its been like that ever since Ian and Barbara.

the next couple of companions were from the future, and they did the fish-out-of-water stuff.

you could just have someone from the 90s in cartoon grunge gear, and smartphones are strange to them. i don't know.

The only one who'd be able to come back for a new Torchwood series is Eve Myles and why would she even come back when she's been making easy cash on the Big Finish Torchwood range for a decade?

Mention of UNIT, what is the United Nations problem?

Originally referred to as the United Nations Intelligence Taskforce, it was revealed in 2005 that the real-life UN was no longer happy being associated with the fictional organisation and UNIT's full name could now no longer be used (the "UNIT" and "UN" abbreviations could be used as long as it was not explained what the letters stood for).[2] The organisation was renamed to the Unified Intelligence Taskforce

What sort of retards go:

NO! WE DON'T WANT TO BE SEEN AS COOL AND DEFENDING THE EARTH FROM ALIENS!

We need more companions like Nardole, or from the 80s like Ace.

solarized-dark

i know this was meant to be 'readable' AND aesthetic, but it really isn't.
nothing tops white-on-black. pure contrast, that.

Sorry, Chibs disbanded them off-screen.

We never got the Pete's World spin off for some reason. They have 10 and Rose, Torchwood and any dead characters can be brought back easily.

they could do a new team, "it's Torchwood Nine" or something. have the old characters pop up now and then. even Jack, once Barrowman's cancellation sentence ends.

It would be a shit version of Fringe.

have the old characters pop up now and then

Bro they're all fucking dead

Post Big Finish covers

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Ummm actually it was some alien villain man who infiltrated UNIT for decades for some reason, and then decided to sabotage it from the inside for some reason.

I like The Well.

You still have Rhys, and I think Policeman Andy is pretty popular within the fandom for some reason considering how much I see him in Big Finish covers.

Plonked

I hope someone leaks the 10th Doctor Torchwood audio one day.

penis

It's all under boys club lock and key. There's not one who would, let alone could

How even is the Torchwood Big Finish range?

They will turn up at a TV station in Nigeria in 60 years.

There was a TARDIS in UNIT HQ the entire time, even during the Third Doctor's exile

God Flux was so retarded

God have mercy on their souls...

what about everyone's favourites, the new American characters? i don't remember if they died (you could say i don't remember them at all.)

Mrs Flood is obviously a god and messing with the Rani

these two might be fun.

hoping for the RTD classic: solid semi-finale, terrible letdown finale.

The new Torchwood team should be the grown up kids from SJA

Rani Chandra

Haven't listened to this one yet but I still remember the cover from time to time

The Sound of Drums is one of the best episodes of the entire show.

old lady is going to kill her

Mrs Flodo

breaks the fourth wall

uses the One Ring to bring back the Rani

she's the God of Creation, she'll kill the Rani for not being good enough. Tecteun is her greatest work.

You often think about RTD's semi?

"Gets a bit slippy"

Rani about to get Pajyeeted over the edge, no doubt.

David Tennant plays an actual retard in this one

Must have been a walk in the park for him

So a repeat of when Simm killed Missy.

He played an actual retard in 2023

Doctor Who and the Deadly Wish

it's hard not to.

David Tennant plays an actual Nazi in this one

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Is there a reason it resembles the original Harry Potter covers?

pan's labyrinth

Only book zoom zooms know of.

Because the writer for Harry Potter is a terf

14 > 10

Imagine if they had made Krasko the finale villain.

RTD classic solid semi

Something something alternate reality where the Doctor is fictional because Conrad wished it. And RTD has always been a Potter nut. Remember when he wanted a Christmas special with Rowling's book coming to life.

The Doctor regenerating into Rose instead of Clara proves which one he actually loved. Suck it clalafags.

NurseDoc married.

Jesus wept

Fifth Doctor

Erimem

No

We didn't want Clara or Rose back, we wanted a talented actor

Biden derangement syndrome

He loved River. Rose was worth a cheap fuck and nothing more.

Why would the Rani team up with a random chud from Earth?

Whose Erimem? Is this just another Adric type character? Fyi I never listened to any of 5th's audios

River is the rebound

He loved River more than both.

this. sort of like Yesterday or Last Action Hero or something.

in THIS reality, it was DOCTOR WHO that took 90s kids by storm!

maybe a cheeky dig that Rowling is washing dishes for a living.

Ancient Egyptian character. It's been years but I remember the entire run being complete dogshit.

The Doctor would never go through Heaven Sent for River

Space Babies is relevant to the finale

So did the Rani set up the baby farms as an experiment and are they going to connect it to Looms?

why is an indian woman obsessed with a white man

He would do it for any of his friends even Mickey.

there's way too much to tie up in 30 minutes

Conrad and the Rani set up the baby farms because he banned sex and kissing or something

Captain Poppy is the Doctor. She's the black girl we see in the Timeless Child flashback

tie up

You think RTD isnt desperate enough to leave Doctor Who on a cliff hanger for the season finale?

Conrad is a Word Lord.

Let me guess: the baby here is going to turn into Susan

It sounds cool, right up until when some future showrunner goes "Wouldn't it be cool if we did a series arc where UNIT are baby killing Nazis, now?"

That's happened with SHIELD a few times in Marvel, imagine the chimp outs if SHIELD was called Superhero -CIA or something and used loads of branding and logos that looked just like the actual CIA. There would be bound to be a few slack-jawed idiots who couldn't separate fiction from reality.

i guess just that it's 'official' and it's 'their' term

noticed in one of these episodes, the medics didn't have crosses on their armbands: some blood symbol instead.
weren't the Red Cross complaining about video game med-packs, that sort of thing?

Supposed to think Conrad's a chud

He teams up with an Indian and an old fold.

Doesn't sound very chud to me, Russel

it was revealed in 2005 that the real-life UN was no longer happy being associated with the fictional organisation

The only source for this is RTD who is a notorious liar when it comes to publicity

bold move making the worst episode central to the plot

This is why gatekeeping is important by the way.

Unified NATIONAL Intelligence Taskforce would have been more appropriate seeing as we never see it in any other country.

Captain Poppy confuses the Doctor for her father in Space Babies.
Later in the season the Doctor claims he hasn't had kids yet, despite Susan being his grand-daughter.
So there's a high chance it'll be.

Captain Poppy is the Doctor's child via some DNA shit.

Susan is Captain Poppy's child.

Doctor now has a daughter and grand-daughter in a way that doesn't upset Russels gayness

Let's Kill Hitler

just travelling around with your granddaughter, haven't successfully investigated her time-travel parentage

call me crazy but i just assumed Susan was the Doctor's granddaughter. as in, the daughter of his son/daughter.

He's a rich chud who cares about power and he'll work with whoever he has to to get it. And desu a lot of the time people like Conrad don't actually believe all the shit they say or hate things they proclaim to hate. He's a surprisingly accurate representation of modern grifters.

how could the rani bigenerate from a god and not know
are you stupid

the doctor is still a virgin from his point in the timeline, he hasn't even met his child's mother yet

Honestly that's something that's been called into question way before the revival. Back when everyone was trying to make the Doctor into a special snowflake like he is now, a lot of people tried to stop Susan being the Doctor's real granddaughter so that they could mess around with the Doctor's canon as they see fit.