He really put it up her chocolate hole didn't he?
He really put it up her chocolate hole didn't he?
OWIE WOWIE ZOWIE RIGHT IN THE SPHINCTER!!!!
I thought pizza latte was supposed to be le high brow dialogue man? This seemed like an oversight
Id put it in her turkey hole given the chance and I wouldn't feel bad about it either
Not unless she came over pre-lubed
Nope he just rammed it in but she'd had poppers a few minutes prior so her anus was relaxed
it is impossible to have anal intercourse spontaneously
t. works in a sexshop for the last decade
30 seconds in and out
30 seconds in and out
Is it true that guys are forcing their gfs to peg them? How man strapons do you sell? The last 2 tinder girls have both complained about their exes wanting to be pegged too much. Strangest thing really, more for me i gues lol
taking a girl from behind only means anal
Keep browsing, your virginity is safe
the strapon thing happens a lot more than you'd think. like a lot, people calling the shop complaining the dildo was not comfortable. i'd say at least five calls a week.
but the owner of the shop (who's a fag) and myself already concluded: getting fucked in the ass by a woman with a strap-on is way more gay then getting fucked in the ass by another man.
it's like double humiliation to let your girl penetrate you
No. They were acting. They didn't actually have sex.
Obviously but in the TDS1 lore he had anal sex with Maggie
Imagine the smell afterwards... eugh
I think you both should write a book about all that
You're losing money dude
like 90% of sales is to fags who enjoy shoving stuff up there. it's the 10% is either "i want a strap-on so my girl can fuck me" or soldiers going "i need some lovense with long distance remote so my girl and i can masturbate over whatsapp video"
There is nothing more gay than anal. Imagine having a hot woman offering her pussy to you and your first thought is to fuck the hole that excrement comes out of. "DUDE IT'S SO TABOO HAHA!", you say. WRONG. Anal isn't taboo or scandalous, it's SAFE. Imagine thinking fucking a poophole is more risque than risking pregnancy by altering the very biology of a woman. A pregnancy is life altering, bringing an entirely new consciousness into this world. It's a miraculous corruption that you're fucking kidding if you think shoving your dick into another hole can hope to match the sacrilage. One toys with the creation of new life while the other is about smearing shit on your dick. They're not even remotely in the same league. The only people who like or talk about anal are rabid HOMOSEXUALS trying to pretend they'll ever achieve true depravity by acting like maggots. Rust fucked her pussy.
No woman casually takes it up the ass without preparation, anon.
She mentally prepared
It's significantly more gay to get fucked in the ass by a dude, than it is to get fucked in the ass by a woman wearing a strap on.
arguably better than the daddario scene. amazing ass
Rustin Cohle honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. Marty's wife would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he had visions... Chemical. Flashbacks. Neural damage. He even hallucinated a vision of a portal to the mythical realm of Carcosa during a deadly encounter with the lead suspect, with his smelly poop wiener in his pants
How does raw anal differ from raw vaginal? Ive never done anal before
I just know the nut he busted was yellow as hell
That doesn't make you a sex expert. That's like saying you work in a grocery store so you're a food safety expert.
keep telling yourself that, faggot
Micropenis can
Rust is packing an average hog, thoughbeit
It's a pain the ass (heh) but cumming in a super tight ass really can't be beat
Um actually anon I think it's much more gay to have actual gay sex with a man than simulated gay sex with a woman.
Absolutely ass druk
It's so fucking dry that you don't really get any thrusting motion, you kinda just shake while it's in there. But like the other anon said, busting in the ass does feel better
Why did she lie to Marty about how good it was? They didn't even have time to get a rhythm going
Not even close. You're more effeminate letting a woman top you, you're literally putting yourself below a woman socially.
It's both faggotry and you're a faggot for thinking otherwise
The vagina lubricated naturally ( well, assuming she's horny) but the ass not as much. You need lube, but don't raw dog unless she's your wife. Wrap up your dick, don't get sick
2pump chump
He had to get it on
Why would his spunk be yellow?
*hits pipe*
unless she's your wife
Even then, you cant be too sure these days
Good intercourse sure
Any intercourse no
What you're saying is
3 Plus 4 is 7
But 5 plus 2 is wayyyyyy more 7
It's 7 either way brother
You don't want to know
I hope for his sake he didn't, who knows how many STDs her husband gave her
He is gaslighting you because he wants to fuck you you retard
Tell me, coward
We don't sign our posts here anon
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