Who are your four horsemen?

Who are your four horsemen?

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Those

Jared Leto
Zendaya
Timothe Chamalet
Pedro Pascal

Adolf Hitler
Tate
Shapiro
Jordan Peterson

The Rock

Jack Black

Pedro Pascal

Chris Pratt

couldn't give less of a fuck about actors but pic related on an action movie or thriller is an instant pass. i can count the good pg-13 movies of the last 30 years on the fingers of one hand.

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no sex scene I can goon to? REEEEEEEEEE

Leto was okay in some movies and the first two 30 Seconds from Mars albums are good.

Timmy Chalamet
Jack Black
Duane Johnson
Pedro Pascal

kino

Its about the role that they're playing for me. Are they actually playing a character or just playing themselves? Cause if they're just playing themselves then skip. Not just for the OP image but for any actor. Once they get to that "I'm not playing a character anymore I'm just playing me with a different name" I skip because all the movies become the same. The Rock is the only insta skip for me as he plays the same role in every movie. At least everyone else here will SOMETIMES play a character.

Ryan Reynolds

Ryan Reynolds

Ryan Reynolds

Ryan Reynolds

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The Rock may finally not just be playing himself, and considering the performance the Safdies were able to get out of Adam Sandler, I'm cautiously optimistic for this

yeah I’m skipping that movie

I love when people say this like they have any sort of right to do that lol
It’s a fucking movie, it isn’t a game
It isn’t some 10 hour engagement where you need full mechanical adherence to a screen
It’s a 2 hour at most exercise in just sitting there
You think you can just skip movies?
No, you watch them
Fucking retarded, you don’t get to just skip easily digested content

Drop the Rock and Jack Black and add Idres Elba and Adrien Brody.

Who are you quoting? Your head canon?

Going in the opposite direction but I'll check out almost anything that Robert Pattinson or Mads Mikkelson are involved in

Pedro Pascal
Chris Evans
Denzel Washington (Because Gladiator II was abysmal)
Zendaya
Adrien Brody

Special mention to Frances McDormand

Yes.

Damn. I forgot Mads.

some good hate picks in this thread

Ryan Reynolds

Pedro Pascal

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Dwayne Johnson

Are you okay retard?

I didn't mind Chris Evans in Knives Out
I'll also watch Adrien Brody so long as it's not a Jewish movie

you don’t get to just skip easily digested content

I'm just... Not gonna watch the movie. Sorry, but. Yeah, I'm just not gonna watch them. If they have any of those actors... Yeah, yeah, sorry, I know, but... I'm gonna skip the movie!

This is decent quality rage bait but your leaning into it a little too hard, try and be slightly more subtle, maybe a little less openly antagonistic.

Alex jones
Freddie mercury
M night shamylan
Candace owens

Woops. Didn’t read op pic well enough

show me your cunt

what fucking masterpiece had these four?

These are probably the perfect list. I would give Chalamet a pass for Dune and The King though.

I didn't even bother putting Zendaya on my list because any movie shes headlining looks like it was going to be trash anyway with or without her.

The greatest showman was good but yea I haven’t seen her other work

For me it’s more about directors than actors. And I can’t think of any right now that I don’t like enough to automatically skip their movie. People are capable of surprising me so I’m pretty open minded if something legitimately looks good and gets good reactions from fans and critics.

Denzel
Ryan Reynolds
Will Smith
Zendaya
Phoebe Waller-Bridge

Adam Driver

Ridley Scott lately has been outing himself as a hack riding on the coat tails of good writers so he's an example I can think of.

Oh yeah that’s a good point. Usually if the directors name comes up that I’ve been burned by, I’m extremely cynical. Gasper Noe is an example of someone that I’d outright skip even if the trailer made it looked interesting.

Fleabag was kino

Jay Courtney
Timothy Cameltits
Dwayne Johnson
Tom Hanks
Any and all mutt queens like zendaya

bonus round

Sean Penn
Seth Rogen

That is a pretty good 4 horseman.

Brie Larson
Tessa Thompson
Jenna Ortega
Alan Rickman

Zendaya, Timothy Chalamet, any musician that should stick to songs (e.g. Rhianna), and Seth Rogen

Alan rickman
Fucking take it back

So you'd watch a film with Drumpf?

Eh, got him a (You) in 2 minutes

Or the lack of death, which then reduces risk and stakes for the characters, as well as an adult's investment in the movie, potentially.

Those guys. Especially Kevin and the rock. Sick of seeing them everywhere

Zendaya
Benedict Cumberbatch
Gal Gadot
Pedro Pascal

Jack Black is the single most annoying motherfucker in Hollywood, even more annoying that Ryan Reynolds. He's too loud and tries to hard to force excitement. He's like one of those youtubers that make vids for kids, just loud and fucking annoying. And then he'll do these stupid fucking singy songs from out of nowhere. He's one of those kids in high school that needed to be punched in the fucking face. You're a grown ass man, fucking act like it. Not saying you can't be goofy sometimes, but that's ALWAYS what he's cast as and I can't stomach it. Thabk God Jason Momoa was there in the Minecraft movie to add that more serious yet a bit goofy character role. Black was god awful and anyone else would have ben better as Steve.

fun fact: jackblack literally did try his hand at being a youtuber that makes videos for little kids. he failed.

o honey, those are films you cant skip. They make you watch them.

Who is the one at the upper left corner?

I hate him even more than the rest

Awkwafina
Tessa Thompson
Zendaya
Florence Pugh

Definitely swap out 3 of them, I have nothing against Kevin Hart, and Jack Black and Rock have plenty of kino. Keep Gal on there but add

Zendaya

Tom Holland

Michael B. Jordan/Boyega/any of the zest squad

noone.
there are actors that I dislike (Brie Larson, Zendaya, Gal Gadot, Pedro Pascal...), but if they appear in a film made by a kino director I would still watch it.

anne hathaway
natalie portman
emma stone
jennifer lawrence
I saw their stuff in the past but is time for them to retire

Ridley Scott

You may as well just ignore anything he's made or put his name on in the past 10-15 years. Perfect example of a director becoming senile and everyone seems oblivious to it.

ryan reynolds
seth rogan
jack black
zendaya

What’s the problem with the Rock? I’ve never stopped liking the Rock he was always the man. What was he in lately? I know he was Black Adam I never saw that, but the last thing I remember him in before that was those Jumanji movies and they were pretty funny. That Earthquake movie with Dadario was pretty cool.

Seth Rogen
Zendaya
Forgettable Black Actor #1
idk Pedro Pascal? or Ryan Reynolds

Meryl Streep
Seth Rogen
Charlize Theron
Sandra Bullock

Surprised no one mentioned Ben Stiller

Anon Babble made me hate Sochee, Jenna Ortega, Moner and Zendaya.

If we’re doing irritating women which I think shouldn’t be allowed that’s easy mode, how about fucking Laura Dern? Fucking yikes.

Jennifer Lawrence
Brie Larson
Scarlett Johansson
Gal Gadot

Those too

Zendaya
Pedro Pascal
Brie Larson
Bella Ramsey

adam driver
shia
timmy charlamagne
anya

Sarah Jessica Parker
Seth Rogan

Pedro Pascal

As much as I hate that faggot, he's kino.

Gal Gadot

Oscar Isaac

The guy that plays the hulk

Christian Bale

These are all pussy answers that none of you fuckers follow through on.
Actual answers:

Amy Schumer

Lena Dunham

Hunter Schafer

Woody Allen

CHUD core

Denzel Washington (Because Gladiator II was abysmal)

Denzel absolutely killed it in Gladiator 2 though and was easily the best part

No, you just picked the most obvious ones. Those are a given. Fucking duh.

>Woody Allen

But why? His movies are kino of the highest order

Zendaya

Chris Pratt

The Rock

Seth Rogen

Awkwafina
Brie Larson
Millie Bobby Brown
Gal Gadot

Jessica Chastain

Jessica Chastain

Jessica Chastain

Jessica Chastain

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four horsemen? It's like 1000 horsemen for me

i cannot believe there are people like you who value their time so little

You better have seen every movie ever made by your own logic then, otherwise commit seppuku