becomes famous for making homophobic jokes and dressing up like a woman
gets publicly caught having sex with men
now that I think about it, all the famous black comedians have become famous for dressing up like women at some point (wayans, tucker, perry etc), why are they so zeisty?
That time Martin Lawrence got mkultrated and run with gun on road screaming about them wanting to kill him
Performative people, theater kid types, are way, WAY more likely to be on the gay end of the spectrum, for obvious reasons. It's why lots of rappers are gay on the DL as well.
Straight men don't sing, dance, perform, act, any of that. Straight men play sports, fuck women, and go to work. So anyone who sings, dances, performs, acts, shucks, and jives, has a high likelihood of being on the zesty side of things.
Didn't the tranny he was caught with conveniently died before he talked about all their faggot adventures with Eddie?
Eddie with a men? When? Who? I think you're full of shit.
I can think of a lot of rock stars that that doesn't apply to
Drag is expected of good comedians, Eddie was actively driving around hunting tranny hookers in the 90s before the studios told him the single most overpaid actor in Hollywood (salary/box office) would in fact do as he was told and stop that shit immediately if he didn't want to be replaced.
And now he has forty kids, never leaves his mansion and left stand-up because he correctly realized a rich motherfucker has no edge left to work from
What is the believed explanation for the perceived "lightness" that they are apparently visualizing around the foot region?
It's kinda hard to believe someone would be dumb enough to actually try to Tarzan swing into his apartment window on the 9th floor, but it was a black tranny so....
famous black comedians have become famous for dressing up like women at some point
many, many such cases:
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Which is why I mentioned spectrums and probabilities. Gayness is a spectrum. Performative types have high overlap with gayness.
I was initially very surprised when I found out the famous machinima youtuber Manslayer is black. But then all his homoerotic jokes and clips started making so much sense
I don't know what it is but it seems like the Zesty levels of African-Americans has increased massively since I had to deal with them on a daily basis.
black comedians aren't the ones that constantly push the "black man in a dress" idea. A different tribe is responsible for that.
This is such an ansolute braindead take. Just say you’re an uninspired normie faggot and call it a day.
Was a tranny. Come on now. Let he who has not gooned to something freaky cast the first load.
It's a humiliation ritual. That's how they get their gigs/into the industry
dave chappelle didn't wanna do it, so they axed his show and he went to africa
machinimaslopper is black
whoa
gets publicly caught having sex with men
you're technically exaggerating. if i remember correctly he was caught with a tranny prostitute in his car and his excuse was "I was driving her (?) home" He was not caught publicly fucking anyone let alone a man
So he had a male sex worker in a dress in his car? Eddie just picks up hitchhikers or?
What do you disagree with?
It was an area known for street walking prostitutes
picrel is the tranny
yahoo.com
Murphy wasn’t arrested or charged when he was stopped two miles after Seiuli (who was born a male but identified as a female and dressed like a woman) got in his car. An interrogation by deputies determined no illegal activity had occurred. However, his passenger — who police described as a “known transsexual prostitute” — was picked up on an outstanding prostitution warrant.
His spokesperson claimed Murphy was merely giving the prostitute a ride home: “She asked him for a ride, and Eddie did so, like he had helped people in the past.” Eddie said, “I was trying to be a Good Samaritan, and this is what happens.”
damn son. touch grass
Normies would never come close to realizing this lol. Tf are you on faggot
mate he was just giving a damsel in distress a lift home from the 24 hour newsagency, its prefectly innocent
shirt tail lifter detected
how. dare. he.
I swear there was a Frasier episode exactly like this
Chappelle got intensely butthurt that a white stagehand on his "self-conscious about ordering fried chicken on a plane" sketch laughed at it and then he burned his contract with Showtime instead of behaving like an adult.
Ebil joos did not force him to do the sketch he wrote himself, he shit himself because he realized a white person getting the joke meant he'd invited everyone to the motherfucking barbecue (like most comedy does) and he very stupidly thought he'd sold out his people which he hadn't. Instead of talking to Paul Mooney or some other black comedy writer and realizing no he hadn't become Stepin Fetchit, he ran away like a child.
What does all of this mean in layman?
>gets publicly caught having sex with men
this literally never happened though. why would you stretch the truth like this in an attempt to make your point
It is also just as likely he had anxiety about being able to keep up the momentum he established with Clayton Bigsby, one of the funniest fucking sketches any comedian could come up with (down to hiring the actual host of Frontline to play himself). I would kill myself having to match never mind one-up that.
He couldn't get it up for the first time in his life, thought it meant he was gay and ran to the hills to get straight again
Whyte peeple were supposed to give him money, feel bad(like Burr), and quietly laugh on the side line while his folk hoots and hollars. Once he saw that everyone was laughing at him equally he couldn't sleep at night.
Instead of talking to Paul Mooney
Paul Mooney was the one filling his head with this shit, though.
Richard Pryor - confirmed bisexual
Paul Mooney - Richard Pryor writer confirmed gay pedo who raped Pryor's son
It's a funny old world.
All black men are gay.
Meh, he only had a few funny sketches.
Dat never happened..
yes it did nigga
You're falling for basic bitch made up anecdotes made up by celebrities to romanticize their situations.
He was likely doing drugs so much he burnt out and started acting erratic so he was told to take a sabbatical and clear his head.
so the story goes
eddie gets dick sucked by a tranny in a car (eddie KNEW it was a tranny)
either paparazzi snaps a pic or tranny threatens to blackmail murphy in exchange for money
tranny mysteriously hangs himself off the roof of his apartment building with a bedsheet
official story is that the tranny locked himself out of his apartment, SCALED THE FUCKING ROOF WITH A BEDSHEET, and was attempting to rappel down the building to access his balcony when the sheet tragically wrapped around his neck.
Truth is, the bucks were already broken when we got there.
She passes fine though
This just sounds like a cope from a bitter introvert.
there are far easier ways to stage suicide than making a spectacle of it like that
if there was some shadowy conspiracy to suicide them, it's far easier to just make them disappear or stage a bullet to the head suicide or a pill overdose
Straight men are just slaves.
No wonder your wives hate you.
You queers don't deserve any rights or freedom.
And 2 top 10 GOAT and 1 top 3 GOAT stand up specials
It wasn't a stage hand, it was costar Bill Burr
Katt Williams brought it up on that famous podcast??
That was definitely a 10/10 tranny in the 90s
Forensics don't play ball with the brothers, you're either in the right team, a clinton or they'll sniff you out with shit like gun and OD suicide.
The tranny didn't need to blackmail Eddy. The national enquirer paid its bail and all the other tabloids were throwing money at it too. And the tranny was found on the ground, not hanging.
Kat's always lying for attention
All they did was throw him off the roof and tie a sheet. 5 minutes of work for some hired goons
You are a slave if you aren't singing and dancing
That's what slaves did to pass the time kek
now that I think about it, all the famous black comedians have become famous for dressing up like women at some point
this is such a retarded conspiracy theory. men dressing like women is a comedy staple. pretty much every well know male actor black or white before tranny wokeism became a big deal did it at least once. have you ever watched snl pre 2010?
the tranny was found on the ground, not hanging.
This
Are you a Kevin Hart dick rider or something? I haven't seen anything Katt said on that 3 hour podcast debunked yet and he called out tons of other comedians
this is such a retarded conspiracy theory.
Then why do they make rappers and professional apehoop and monkey egg players wear the dresses too?
ok why the popo thought xyr hanged xyrself then
Just like today, back then when a dead tranny was found hanging was suspected to be the cause of death
black man reverts to default ghetto setting
this is some grand jewish conspiracy theory