What are some funny movie theatre moments you experienced?
What are some funny movie theatre moments you experienced?
Saw a couple have sex right behind me while seeing Malibu Most Wanted back in '03
I clapped at the end of inception ironically & a big black lady said "nigga wat is you clapping for" & i found that funny
I screamed chicken jockey and threw some popcorn
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There was this milf that would burp nonstop and I could smell the popcorn and mr pip bubbling away in her stomach.
girl I like finally accepts to go with me to theatre
the theatre we went to is in an obscure mall and it was during working hours so naturally it was empty
we bought our tickets and we went into the cinema
we were literally the only fucking ones in there
spend the entire movie in silence because I was nervous as hell like a beta cuck
cuck myself out of the last golden chance I ever had
it hurts to even remember it bros...
7 or 8 years old
dad drives me and my brother to theater
buys us tickets to The Burbs
I buy a roll of Sweet Tarts
theater is packed
beginning of movie it zooms in on planet Earth and teens in back go “wooooah” and I laugh
drop my roll of Sweet Tarts and they roll all the way to the front of the theater
spend 20 minutes doing a secret military crawl to the front of the theater and back to my seat to get them
everyone is laughing at me and not the movie
What movie did you guys watch?
yeah don't be a cuck bro, maker her smile or why even bother
Be 6
raining out
dad says "let's go catch a matinee"
me mom & dad trek to the theater via subway
watch Hellboy (2004) in the theater
literally blows my fucking mind
go out to eat breakfast at a diner
end of story
It's one of those right place & the right time moments that you rarely get anymore. I want my own children that get the chance to have a similar experience
See Wicked with brother
Asian kid & parents in front row
Kid keeps standing up on his chair, screaming and looking back at audience
Ran a full lap around the cinema with dad chasing him in sandles
Wasn't really funny but eh.
See Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire
Little girl talking the ENTIRE movie in back corner
Mom keeps looking over at them, giving them the stink eye
Main villain comes on screen, looking like a Demon
Girl starts crying & proclaims "I DON'T WANT ITTT!"
She was definitely too young for that movie
thats not regular autism thats super autism
Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire
PG-13
A lot of people seem to think it's "not R = 18 & under" and "R = 18+"
I don't get it.
One morning I went to the grocery store and was accosted by an Indian trying to sell me a Scene+ MasterCard because I can get free movie subscriptions. Kept saying no and tried walking away from him but he didn't give up until I left the store altogether.
Same night I went to go watch The Flash and the same Indian was in front of me and giggling/talking to himself the whole time
>spend the entire movie in silence because I was nervous as hell like a beta cuck
Aw. That reminds me of the time I got a slampig to give me a handy in the back of a decently populated screening of BR 2049.
Just a nostalgic memory. 6 yr old me had a good time watching it in theaters is all.
I thought BR was 2011?
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I meant the 2017 Blade Runner sequel.
Saw Meet the Parents and DeNiro tells Greg to keep his snake in a cage and some kid says to his parent, “where’s his snake?” And the theater laughed. Told my Mom and brother who watched it the day prior and they said the same thing happened in their screening.
Baskin Roberts was famously from 2011. Even newfags know that.
Pretty sure at the end when every body is cheering for them, and the song "Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!" started playing the kid was up & dancing
OIAMLAFFIN
go to movies with class in 7th grade
previews start and the cool kids start quipping snarky one liners
see a preview for starship troppers
"SOMEBODY BETTER CALL TERMINIX!"
theater erupts with laughter
I still tell that story to this day. Obviously.
Went to see the descent (one of the first GIRRRRL power horror films about boring ass chicks in a cave) with a bunch of friends, was bored out of my mind
There's one scene where one of the boring lesbians falls for like seems like 5 minutes into an underground lake, I decided to make that drip sound by flicking cheek like this
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So I did it and out pops THE LOUDEST WATER DROP SOUND I swear to God it echoed, I could feel this fucker reverberate my teeth
Theater went from silence to sounding like a train came through people reacted so quickly
I heard some girls say at the end when we were walking out the best part of the movie was whoever made the water drop sound
me and the boys go see Twilight: Eclipse
we haven't read the books or seen the other movies
have no idea what is going on
nobody else is in the theater so we can shit-talk the whole movie guilt-free
Good times.
I worked at that theater and can confirm this was definitely something that happened. The "water drop sound guy" is a legend to this day.
go see Killing Them Softly
arrive a bit early, theater mostly empty
old lady walks in, sits one row in front of me
movie starts
"...fuck...cunt...shit...fuck...fuck... bitch...fuck..."
old lady turns around to me
"excuse me, is this the theater for Lincoln?"
go see I robot at the theater with buddy and girlfriends
Buddy and I riff track the entire movie
Start calling the robot "Toby" (racist lol)
"THANK YOU TOBY"
Gf are pissed
Lights go up, theater is FULL of Toby
That are NOT happy
Gf are even more pissed now
Fifteen years later call each other Toby all the time
Thank you toby
"I'm not a bad person. Just had bad luck."
Woman in the row behind me
AWW YEAH RIGHT!
young child
seeing a movie in theaters
it's a surprise from my mom and I thought it was a different movie
big crunchy bite comes out of the warner bros logo and scooby laughs
I shriek SCOOBY DOO in delight
entire theater erupts with laughter
a toast to scooby doo and fleeting childhood wonder
went to see barbie for the second time
sitting waiting for the trailers
guy a couple of rows in front of me starts playing the barbie girl song from his shitty phone speaker
guy probably thinks "haha, this movie theater's gonna go nuts with this"
radio silence
cuts the song
I laugh
C'mon barbie lets go FARTY
Thunderous applause
Standing ovation
To be fair, the guy should have used a propper speaker. Maybe then
these two stoner creeps wouldnt stop laughing during LoTR, Bradley Pitts and Jane Canister something like that.
see film with my bro
move ends, credits end, lights come on, we're the last ones to make our way out
cinema starts playing music between showings
The Beatles: I am the Walrus
middle aged worker sweeping the floor to the beat of the song, happily singing along "goo goo ga choob"
Just one of life's little moments I'll never forget
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When I was in college this 9/10 literal published model asked me if I wanted to go see the avengers with her and I turned her down because I thought superhero movies were retarded. I’m still a virgin at 34 now.
she definitely never recovered from that lmfao
I once took acid and saw No Country For Old Men with a buddy. I laughed so hard I cried at the scene where he Chigur shoots the crow on the bridge. I left the theater after the movie and went through the exit doors at the front by the screen. I was rifling through my pockets, completely fucking tripping, and found a taco I didn't know I had from taco bell in my pocket, pulled it out and looked up and realized there were two cops standing there just looking at me like I was insane. my buddy and I laughed nervously super hard as we walked past the cops.
I also went to see a movie with another friend a few years later when I was like 21 or 23, I dont remember the movie. The entire first 20 minutes there were like seven 18ish year olds in the row immediately behind us. I think like 5 boys and two girls.
The one directly behind me wouldn't stop talking at all. I autism spazzed and stood up, turned around and screamed something to the effect of "if you dont shut the fuck up right fucking now I'm going to beat you to death in front of all of your friends and then drag your corpse outside"
The girls he was with awkwardly looked away and him and all his friends didn't do shit. They didn't say one fucking word the entire rest of the film. I thought we for sure we're going to get jumped once it was over but we all left the theater and I just stared at them as everyone walked to their cars.
That made my friend laugh so I guess it was funny.
I also saw the passion of the christ with my mom when it came out and there was a row of extremely obese black women weeping in the row in front of me the entire time. I remember thinking that was hilarious to see black women crying.
went to go see crawl the alligator flood movie at like 1130 pm. the only people in there were my two friends and i
2 minutes before move started a black family walks in, two older people and like an 18 year old daughter carrying a baby carrier. Im like are you serious, you brought a BABY to a fucking horror movie at midnight. Jesus fuck
Ten minutes into the movie, not a peep from them or the baby, but the smell of fried chicken just wafts through the whole theater. I look over at my friend and he just smiles and nods, these fuckers snuck in an entire KFC meal disguised as a baby. I will never forget the laugh i had
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