What are some funny movie theatre moments you experienced?

What are some funny movie theatre moments you experienced?

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Saw a couple have sex right behind me while seeing Malibu Most Wanted back in '03

I clapped at the end of inception ironically & a big black lady said "nigga wat is you clapping for" & i found that funny

I screamed chicken jockey and threw some popcorn

Based BBL

There was this milf that would burp nonstop and I could smell the popcorn and mr pip bubbling away in her stomach.

girl I like finally accepts to go with me to theatre

the theatre we went to is in an obscure mall and it was during working hours so naturally it was empty

we bought our tickets and we went into the cinema

we were literally the only fucking ones in there

spend the entire movie in silence because I was nervous as hell like a beta cuck

cuck myself out of the last golden chance I ever had

it hurts to even remember it bros...

7 or 8 years old

dad drives me and my brother to theater

buys us tickets to The Burbs

I buy a roll of Sweet Tarts

theater is packed

beginning of movie it zooms in on planet Earth and teens in back go “wooooah” and I laugh

drop my roll of Sweet Tarts and they roll all the way to the front of the theater

spend 20 minutes doing a secret military crawl to the front of the theater and back to my seat to get them

everyone is laughing at me and not the movie

What movie did you guys watch?
yeah don't be a cuck bro, maker her smile or why even bother

Be 6

raining out

dad says "let's go catch a matinee"

me mom & dad trek to the theater via subway

watch Hellboy (2004) in the theater

literally blows my fucking mind

go out to eat breakfast at a diner

end of story

It's one of those right place & the right time moments that you rarely get anymore. I want my own children that get the chance to have a similar experience

See Wicked with brother

Asian kid & parents in front row

Kid keeps standing up on his chair, screaming and looking back at audience

Ran a full lap around the cinema with dad chasing him in sandles

Wasn't really funny but eh.

See Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

Little girl talking the ENTIRE movie in back corner

Mom keeps looking over at them, giving them the stink eye

Main villain comes on screen, looking like a Demon

Girl starts crying & proclaims "I DON'T WANT ITTT!"

She was definitely too young for that movie

thats not regular autism thats super autism

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

PG-13

A lot of people seem to think it's "not R = 18 & under" and "R = 18+"

I don't get it.

One morning I went to the grocery store and was accosted by an Indian trying to sell me a Scene+ MasterCard because I can get free movie subscriptions. Kept saying no and tried walking away from him but he didn't give up until I left the store altogether.
Same night I went to go watch The Flash and the same Indian was in front of me and giggling/talking to himself the whole time

>spend the entire movie in silence because I was nervous as hell like a beta cuck

Aw. That reminds me of the time I got a slampig to give me a handy in the back of a decently populated screening of BR 2049.

Just a nostalgic memory. 6 yr old me had a good time watching it in theaters is all.

I thought BR was 2011?

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???
I meant the 2017 Blade Runner sequel.

Saw Meet the Parents and DeNiro tells Greg to keep his snake in a cage and some kid says to his parent, “where’s his snake?” And the theater laughed. Told my Mom and brother who watched it the day prior and they said the same thing happened in their screening.

Baskin Roberts was famously from 2011. Even newfags know that.

Pretty sure at the end when every body is cheering for them, and the song "Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!" started playing the kid was up & dancing

OIAMLAFFIN

go to movies with class in 7th grade

previews start and the cool kids start quipping snarky one liners

see a preview for starship troppers

"SOMEBODY BETTER CALL TERMINIX!"

theater erupts with laughter

I still tell that story to this day. Obviously.

Went to see the descent (one of the first GIRRRRL power horror films about boring ass chicks in a cave) with a bunch of friends, was bored out of my mind

There's one scene where one of the boring lesbians falls for like seems like 5 minutes into an underground lake, I decided to make that drip sound by flicking cheek like this

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So I did it and out pops THE LOUDEST WATER DROP SOUND I swear to God it echoed, I could feel this fucker reverberate my teeth

Theater went from silence to sounding like a train came through people reacted so quickly

I heard some girls say at the end when we were walking out the best part of the movie was whoever made the water drop sound

me and the boys go see Twilight: Eclipse

we haven't read the books or seen the other movies

have no idea what is going on

nobody else is in the theater so we can shit-talk the whole movie guilt-free

Good times.

I worked at that theater and can confirm this was definitely something that happened. The "water drop sound guy" is a legend to this day.

go see Killing Them Softly

arrive a bit early, theater mostly empty

old lady walks in, sits one row in front of me

movie starts

"...fuck...cunt...shit...fuck...fuck... bitch...fuck..."

old lady turns around to me

"excuse me, is this the theater for Lincoln?"

go see I robot at the theater with buddy and girlfriends

Buddy and I riff track the entire movie

Start calling the robot "Toby" (racist lol)

"THANK YOU TOBY"

Gf are pissed

Lights go up, theater is FULL of Toby

That are NOT happy

Gf are even more pissed now

Fifteen years later call each other Toby all the time

Thank you toby

young child

seeing a movie in theaters

it's a surprise from my mom and I thought it was a different movie

big crunchy bite comes out of the warner bros logo and scooby laughs

I shriek SCOOBY DOO in delight

entire theater erupts with laughter

a toast to scooby doo and fleeting childhood wonder

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went to see barbie for the second time

sitting waiting for the trailers

guy a couple of rows in front of me starts playing the barbie girl song from his shitty phone speaker

guy probably thinks "haha, this movie theater's gonna go nuts with this"

radio silence

cuts the song

I laugh

C'mon barbie lets go FARTY

Thunderous applause
Standing ovation

To be fair, the guy should have used a propper speaker. Maybe then

these two stoner creeps wouldnt stop laughing during LoTR, Bradley Pitts and Jane Canister something like that.

see film with my bro

move ends, credits end, lights come on, we're the last ones to make our way out

cinema starts playing music between showings

The Beatles: I am the Walrus

middle aged worker sweeping the floor to the beat of the song, happily singing along "goo goo ga choob"

Just one of life's little moments I'll never forget
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When I was in college this 9/10 literal published model asked me if I wanted to go see the avengers with her and I turned her down because I thought superhero movies were retarded. I’m still a virgin at 34 now.

she definitely never recovered from that lmfao

I once took acid and saw No Country For Old Men with a buddy. I laughed so hard I cried at the scene where he Chigur shoots the crow on the bridge. I left the theater after the movie and went through the exit doors at the front by the screen. I was rifling through my pockets, completely fucking tripping, and found a taco I didn't know I had from taco bell in my pocket, pulled it out and looked up and realized there were two cops standing there just looking at me like I was insane. my buddy and I laughed nervously super hard as we walked past the cops.

I also went to see a movie with another friend a few years later when I was like 21 or 23, I dont remember the movie. The entire first 20 minutes there were like seven 18ish year olds in the row immediately behind us. I think like 5 boys and two girls.
The one directly behind me wouldn't stop talking at all. I autism spazzed and stood up, turned around and screamed something to the effect of "if you dont shut the fuck up right fucking now I'm going to beat you to death in front of all of your friends and then drag your corpse outside"
The girls he was with awkwardly looked away and him and all his friends didn't do shit. They didn't say one fucking word the entire rest of the film. I thought we for sure we're going to get jumped once it was over but we all left the theater and I just stared at them as everyone walked to their cars.
That made my friend laugh so I guess it was funny.

I also saw the passion of the christ with my mom when it came out and there was a row of extremely obese black women weeping in the row in front of me the entire time. I remember thinking that was hilarious to see black women crying.

went to go see crawl the alligator flood movie at like 1130 pm. the only people in there were my two friends and i

2 minutes before move started a black family walks in, two older people and like an 18 year old daughter carrying a baby carrier. Im like are you serious, you brought a BABY to a fucking horror movie at midnight. Jesus fuck

Ten minutes into the movie, not a peep from them or the baby, but the smell of fried chicken just wafts through the whole theater. I look over at my friend and he just smiles and nods, these fuckers snuck in an entire KFC meal disguised as a baby. I will never forget the laugh i had