ITT: Famous plotholes

No, the girls attending just prefer the centaurs, but aren't compatible biologically so no pregnancies occur.

The laws of magic in the books state that they magic away their shit; it isn't deleted, it's simply teleported elsewhere.
We can logically conclude there is a landfill full of unwanted fetuses somewhere in potter world.

Real answer is they just consume a shitton of mugwort because they study plants at Hogwarts, so pregnancies never get past the first or second month.

Huh. I checked, and you were dead on. It still makes Harry feel asexual.

There's probably an anti-pregnancy enchantment at the school

It's still a children's book so yeah a bit prudish, censored and vague, but for adults I'm pretty sure it's implied what Harry and Ginny were up to alone on those afternoons.

I just get annoyed when people talk about how the books mature with the characters and the readers, when that really isn't true.
Also, Harry as a POV character sucks.

Nobody has read the books appareantly.

Harry's lust appears in 4th book, where it is personified as something that Harry doesn't quite understand.
It's a pretty cringe depiction. It's basically how Dexter talks about his Dark Passanger

Worse. It's a woman trying to write male puberty. They don't seem to understand that puberty for men isn't confusing. It's honestly kinda fun.

Harry's lust appears in the 4th book

Holy late fucking bloomer ahahaha do British people really?

Its usually handwaved with wards and magic. Its never addressed canonically, so pic your fanfic.
JK Rowling wrote him as a girl. She genuinely forgot romances and crushes were a thing until suddenly hormones. And she also didn't want to spend forever and a page writing out all the characters.

The bad writing with JK is her world building and the fact that it just breaks down completely if you think about it.

Not all of it. But a few tidbits here and there do fuck things up, like Harry's Year Class being as small as it is, which wouldn't be the worst thing, but it isn't noted as being unusually small and not much is said about it. There are other issues, but much of it does make sense....if you bother with certain fanfictions to extrapolate and analyze the implications.

Oh and I forgot, it would have been far more natural for him to crush on his fellow Gryffindor team mates on the Quidditch team and such.

rack one up with hermione in the cloakroom

harry stop! I don't want to get pregnant again!

pull out and coom all over her panties, ass, and the back of her thighs

or just magical contraception.

I think they mature somewhat in other ways (Philospher's stone vs. Order of the Phoenix), but yeah it is greatly exaggerated. And yeah Harry's POV can be a bit milquetoast at times imo.

What were the deleted posts?
From my memory of reading the books growing up, Order of the Phoenix was my least favorite.

What bothered me is there must be countless magical contraceptives (herbs, charms, potions) yet the Weasley's still shat out seven kids and lived in poverty.

Uh oh the Warner media shillbots are malfunctioning. Just more proof to justify the audit

fuck if i know. that from years ago

Yes, they lived in complete poverty in their 15-story self cleaning mansion on their 100 acre property.

yet the Weasley's still shat out seven kids and lived in poverty.

Because they wanted to. Specifically, they wanted a daughter but kept having sons. So they kept going until they had a daughter.

Although contraceptives being stupid easy and well known would help explain the sustained low numbers, in addition to the generally high mortality rate, and the pre-medieval murder rate.

Why are pottertrannies such creepy fucking pedos? It's a series for kids not you childless groomers

Aren't Voldemort and Harry both the result of teen pregnancies though?

wtf, why isn't this piece of fiction exactly like modern day reality

do americans really?

Hogwarts has a magical Suppression Field.

Thanks for reminding me of all the shitty pregnancy fanfictions I read because I was a horny little fucker with a pregnancy fetish when the movies started coming out.

Holy digits

school had a magical version of the suppression field from HL2

There's also a deleted scene of Snape cockblocking during the Yule Ball.

Thanks for reminding me of all the shitty pregnancy fanfictions I read because I was a horny little fucker with a pregnancy fetish when the movies started coming out.

The best kind!

I could use some more about Ghibli girls though

No blacks and very few lower class or povo trash so not much pregnancy.

You guys just don't get it. The plot and characters are dogshit, yes, but the vibes are immaculate.

No blacks

in the books? there's a black dude with a speaking role in the movies.

Mostly white boarding school.

It's weird how the mainstream can never admit that this is a huge draw for readers and watchers.

Obviously no one cares to know, the thread was created to talk shit about Harry Potter

give your bro one of those gender switching potions

cum in her (his) pussy

she (he) gets pregnant

potion wears off

What would happen?

Aren't Voldemort and Harry both the result of teen pregnancies though?

The movie really aged everyone up, but that's sort of true. In the books, Harry's parents are 21-22 when they died. Snape is 30 when Harry gets into Hogwarts.

implying the queen of TERFs would make something like that exist

Let me read a letter I recently received. "Dear Professor Dumbledore. Why has Hogwarts seen fit to suppress our reproductive cycle? Sincerely, A Concerned Student."

British boarding school

the boys are all too busy sucking each others dicks for that to happen

In the books, Harry's parents are 21-22 when they died.

I thought he was born like a week after they graduated or something.

Pretty sure Voldemort was as the result for his 15 year old mother getting the hots for one of her neighbors and using a love potion on him (making him a literal victim of date rape drugs) and he's eternally assblasted that his mother fucked a goy-errr I mean muggle instead of committing incest.

This, only place with more gay rape than a British boarding school is a Russian military base.

pregnancy fetish

Isn't wanting to get females pregnant the normal thing?

NTA, but whenever I see a heavily pregnant woman IRL, my heart starts racing and I get an erection.
Every. Single. Time.
I have no idea what this means.

Dumbledorf was king master wizard.
Aint nobody fuck'n wit him.
He banged the teachers. Every one. Especially the dwarves

the boys are all too busy sucking each others dicks for that to happen

I believe it, there's plenty of fanfic that attests to this.

NTA, but whenever I see a heavily pregnant woman IRL, my heart starts racing and I get an erection.

Are you literally me lmao

Go to AO3.

Look up Harry Potter fics rated Explicit.

106,085 results.

Filter out M/M.

46,824 results.

How many involve pregnancy?

1,982.

he doesn't know there was a huge spike of teen pregnancies in Northern Ireland during the 1970s/1980s due to The Troubles

That's more than I thought, less than I was hoping for.

forced lesbian fanfics are the peak of AO3 and it's not even close.

now, lets see Bellatrix/Hermione

That one fic where a futa Bellatrix rapes Hermione.

Voldemort is the product of a woman raping a man.

>he doesn't know there was a huge spike of teen pregnancies in Northern Ireland during the 1970s/1980s due to The Troubles

NTA, but are you implying that after the Battle of Hogwarts, a bunch of Harry's classmates will be pregnant?

Uhhhhhhhh... yes?

Teachers cast anti-horny hexes on students.

Never thought an 18 year old parody movie that was universally panned even when it was released would be relevant here

youtube.com/watch?v=QLYt7o-1a-M

Do you think he fucked Snape?

I can't even think of a good parody movie. Maybe one of the Scary Movies had its moments.

Meet the Spartans is peak homerotic kino

That's just Alnwick Castle with a French Chateau touch up.
Same castle they used for the first two movies of which your picture belongs.
youtube.com/watch?v=50h4zu8Bayk