/andor/

Let him cook edition.

Previously on /andor/:

Episode 10 the best episode

ISB NIGGAS WHERE YOU AT

pol should start doing THIS

Sad Kleya edition

Thank god this pretentious

le star kids.. BUT FOR ADULTS

shit show is over

i laughed when the rebel council was arguing amongst themselves just like maya pei's retards did four years ago

When will we get SW content as good as this ever again?

ahsoka s2

Luthenbros…. Why did they do us so dirty?
We were supposed to ride into the sunset…

tfw no good star wars ever again

give me your best andor reaction images/webm

Partagaz shot his way out of the building

Lagret mind tricks the troopers to let him go

Need a sequel about these two

my only hope is the literally me movie
but it will definitely have a lighter tone than andor

not sure how happy i am with dedras ending desu
like ok she fucked up with luthens capture but sending her to the electric floor prison and thats it? she'll be dead in a month or two like we saw in season 1??????

Probably never. Just savor this moment anon. Ignore the screeching tards and enjoy your time with fellow andor enjoyer.

This is the sunset

Any webm requests?

Kino parallel, as one would expect from Gilroy-sensei

Luthen is the key to everything

i wouldn't hold my breath, s2 was already filled with slop filler after executives paid attention, i would think whatever comes after it would be mangled beyond recognitions by various boards

are you the guy that makes these?
you're based af and thank you anon

Episode 9 was good, others felt very unsatisfying for me

he's a better and a funnier character than we've ever had before

Andor is introduced as 'Rebel Intelligence'

he fucking sucks; wouldn't last a day in the ISB.

Chandrilan family values

forgotten in a week, like all pretentious things

Who else laughed during this scene?

How am I supposed to believe Cass & Kayla are siblings if they dont even look like the same ethnicity

I kinda like Dedra's ending. She is experiencing first hand how it feels to be oppressed for the first time in her life by the establishment she's trying so hard to protect. Realizing she's the baddies, mourning the lost of Syril, the one person who actually adores her. It's a breddy gud arc desu.

what did Luthen bomb on Naboo ? it's a peaceful planet with almost no imperials

I don't know if I laughed that time, but K2 did get plenty of chuckles from me

all these plebs who think this is spin-off bait

Crack ass niggas who can't into themes and motifs not getting this was the answer to Andor's Make it worth it

After watching Episode 12, I hate the black dindu rebel leader so much

Doubt Andor

Gets actual intel of the Death Star

Acts like a fucking pussy in R1

JFC

Jar Jar

That chick from Taris? Yeah she can go fuck herself and I hope her planet gets blown up a second time

black dindu rebel leader

She's from Taris. IYKYK

its just a bit anti-climactic, like we've been with this character for two whole seasons of which the second season spans 3/4 years of time and it all amounts to seeing her in a prison bed for 5-10 seconds in a place where she'll be dead in a matter of weeks assuming none of the prisoners find out her history

imperials are such jobbers its unreal

are you the guy that makes these?

I am one of the guys that makes these, the webms made before for these final episodes were by someone else btw

You got cucked hard

I stood up in front of my television and shouted KINO

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for a lowly lieutenant he did really well, sad the only people that remember him will die and he will be forgotten, that's a real heroes fate for you

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Airen Cracken

Kleya booba edition

I'll allow Filoni to memberberries one more time if he gets Malak to kill her and BDZ taris again

The whole backstory is what carries this show, Blandor and the rebels shit is slop

I WAS A GOOD DEPUTY INSPECTOR, I was very good.

Stellan Skarsgård had a stroke, was just repeating lines via an earpiece. Maybe there were originally more scenes, or they gave some of his dialogue to the switchboard lady.

It's like Alec Guinness doing silly twirls in the original Star Wars. Hire an actor who can do it, or accept that human beings in the real world age and struggle to perform tasks (including acting).

absolutely critical suspect may have been located, let's send 5 guys lmao

Another show ended without reaching its full potential.

Andor S1+S2 was "good", but for SW kid standards. Its just sad to think we did not have Saw cell blowing up Imp shit, Andor been a R.E.A.L spy, Luthen been more than just an old regreted Imp... Lots of cartridges wasted.

The pacing on both seasons were bad: not good in S1, terrible in S2. 24 episodes for 5 years? Arcs of 2 episodes with real 55 minutes each would be more than enough... Instead, 1 episode for hospital? 3 episodes for Aldhani? Almost 4 for Narkina? 6 episodes to blew up Gorman? Terrible balance.

In the end, looking all these scenarios and big cast for just 2 seasons in a timeline you can NOT use it again in the figture.... feels like a BIG waste of resources... This show could have been much bigger.

Had its moments (The Eye escape, Tie Fighter, K2 scenes, music theme), but was far from smooth. Filoni is pure cancer, but Gilroy is not that good.

Great pic.

Can we get some more screecaps of the large lad stormtrooper? Absolute unit.

Dedra has what it takes to stage a prison break!

dedra shows up in the galley

uh do you have anything you think isnt real?

I do have this peice...

pops a lightsaber straight through her head

what do you think about that?

ISB kicks the doors in and guns him down, deadman blows up the store

no felicity jones reference

I love her, and I love that they gave Abdor some force aura in the show

Starfighter, set after the events of The Rise of Skywalker, directed by Shaun Levy and starring Ryan Reynolds

it would be funnier if she just thought it was stupid evil

"okay so what you have dominance and this is what you use for it? this is comic book bullshit"

The whole table looked like it was filled by literal trannies discussing some linux patch

nice

more disneysloppa with ballsack looking TFA muppets and female empowerment

The second I detect they're trying to use Ryan to to stealth pilot the real, teenage female audience protaganist I'm leaving the movie

How the fuck did they get me into this series

Literally nothing happened this season

You know Andor is good because it is the first piece of EU content that doesn't have boxes that look like the ones from shadows of the empire

she was a con artist and 'Force healing' is a credit-spinning myth.

retard

questions everything about your credibility in your path

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holy shit thats someones hand lol

who? the bald guy or the aryan chad?

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Unironically, every male andor viewer was wetting his pants watching her
goon acting

Blandor:
4m40s scene. Cassian dumps a bunch of exposition about the Death Star that we already know and won't pay off in this show's narrative. They argue for 2 minutes about Luthen's trustworthiness. Bail Organa monologues about all the reasons Luthen is untrustworthy.

Nothing of strong narrative interest or importance is happening in this scene! The dialogue isn't particularly scintillating, and the character dynamics have to do with issues we've litigated a gazillion times already. Why are we burning time like this in the last episode?

The Phantom Menace:
3m30s scene. We establish the slave transmitters, the lack of Republic presence, explain podracing, Jedi reflexes, Qui-Gon reveals he's a Jedi, his death is foreshadowed, Anakin reveals his dream to be a Jedi, Qui-Gon's suspicions become apparent, and we set up the gambling plan.

It is very difficult to do all this exposition and character development in a 3m30s scene in a way that seems natural and can also hold an audience's interest. Lucas is an extremely skilled screenwriter in this regard. He knows exactly what he intends to do in every scene. People focus a lot on what they perceive to be clunky dialogue and miss how superhumanly keyed in Lucas has to be on the extremely complex mix of themes, character, plot, and exposition that has to happen at a very rapid pace in almost every scene. I think the cleverest trick in this scene is the way we transition from the talk about slave transmitters and anti-slavery laws directly to podracing--Anakin is visibly embarrassed by the slave talk and decides to change the subject to something more flattering.

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LA HERMANA DE ANDOR

are they trying to make it sound all Star-Warsy, or do Americans not know what an ottoman is?

background lore is the best we got since original trilogy

one rape attempt and two suicides

Yeah, I'm thinking Star Wars

Ruined his character, completely and utterly.

It's canon now. She healed Cassian.

retard

Trying to keep the Empire steady while retarded Sith run it into the ground and hinder you in every way is just daily routine really

Don't forget the bodyshield

What exactly does Bail do for the rebellion?

.think that they needed a scene like that;

frankly a larger portion of the episode showing that Dedra had SOME affection for Syrill, even if she was more in love with power than him;

One is a boilerplate flowery political speech which boils down to "Lies are bad." The other is still being talked about 20 years later because it features two incredibly original characters (Jar Jar and Palpatine) delivering immortal lines that only one man could write.

Are you really telling me that when we let truth go by the wayside, we cede the narrative to whichever person yells the loudest? Wow, I've never heard it put quite that way before. These writers are incredible...This is literally just regurgitating language and rhetoric that you'd have to be a zombie not to have absorbed in some fashion over the past 10 years. Then they put it in the Star Wars show so you'd clap. It's just not original! There should be more than this.

And to be clear, the AOTC scene includes basic lines like: "I love democracy. I love the Republic." Yet everyone can hear these lines in their head! That's proof of how well-constructed the scene is on a *cinematic* basis. Neither scene is great literature, but one thinks it is! These could be perfectly acceptable lines for the purpose of supporting a cinematic narrative, but everyone involved obviously believes this writing is itself the accomplishment. But here I can say objectively, it is neither saying anything new nor saying it in an innovative way.

So where am I left with this speech as the centerpiece and, really, only matter of real interest in the episode? If I'm not impressed by the literary qualities of the writing, then I have little else to cling onto aside from how terribly Important it all is.

General Draven is the GOAT.

multiple senate scenes

cuts to other senators

shows it's being broadcast

where the FUCK are these little guys?

Ty. Shame we didn't get to see more of these guys door kicking. I kinda got The Mountain vibes from this guy just how he towers over his squaddies.

I can't believe they added my boy Glup

Wasn't this the mobsters wife? Kinda annoyed they didn't show the fallout on the Mothma Household, like I get not everything has to be explained but this was a pretty big deal, what happens after?

The episode 12 credits end with a Rebel theme, nice

What causes an anon to post the same thing each thread?

audience surrogate who knows what happens in rogue one

he's a bot
Praise Huang

psychosomatic wound.

Lucas is an extremely skilled screenwriter in this regard

I have a feeling that wasnt Lucas going by the sequel and it was some other competent screenwriter

bix is so fucking fine its unreal. really all the women in this show were so mint

ok bye guys, been real fun, see you all when ahsoka s2 comes out

Kinda hoped they'd all work mashed together like S1 but not this time

I think they are only called for important arrest, notice how they first try to stun them

so thats her name. my queen.

ahsoka

lol

Shame that Disney Wars are not canon.

I'm not watching that slop

why did the imperial comms not work in the apartment building?

its not about luthen, death star intel leaked through her. krennic is based for sending her straight to gulag

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Its better than other characters who are just trying to be placed in slots for future continuity

faraday cage.

k2 killed the comms and the operator

mom, I posted it again

Ep1. Andor infiltrates the test facility. Mon Mothma prepares for the wedding, Tay Kolma starts to drift and become a risk. Bix, Willmon, and Brasso have to deal with the Imperial census. Ends with Andor fighting his way with the fighter, Mothma and Tay Kolma's second convo, and with Bix's conversation with Lt. Grapes.

Ep2. Andor contacts Kleya for the dropoff, she lets it slip that he musn't go to Mina-Rau yet, this pushes him to go straight there. Mon Mothma has the realization of what must be done about Tay Kolma. Andor and Bix's storylines join up in Mina-Rau. Ends with the dance, Tay being taken out by Cinta. We get the Krennic Submit at the end.

1 year skip
Ep3. Cyril infiltrates the Ghorman Front. Willmon helps Saw with the fuel extraction, says he must stay and help with the raid on the fuel station. Luthen gets warned about Ghorman, sends Cassian. Bix gets sent out on a mission by Luthen while Andor is in Ghorman to sabotage and kill the Gorst program.

Ep4. Andor meets up with the Ghorman, sees they aint ready comes back to Luthen, tells him. Saw and his boys attack the fuel station, Willmon gets high on Rhydo. Cinta and Vel get sent to Ghorman for the heist. Ends with Bix killing Gorst.

Ep5. Andor confronts Luthen about what he had Bix do. Cinta and Vel do the heist, Cinta dies. Syril's subplot basically stays the same.

1 year skip

Ep.6 Syril is deep in the Ghorman Front, still hasn't found the outside agitators. Starts to question things when the fuel station blows up in Palmo, and no one in the Front did it. Andor and Bix are in Yavin, Andor gets an emergency call from Willmon on Ghorman asking for help. He goes.

Ep.7 Ghorman Massacre episode.

Ep.8 Mon Mothma speech

1 year skip

Ep.9, focuses on Mothma and her new leadership position

Ep.10 deals with Dedra catching Luthen, ends with Kleya taking Luthen out.

Ep.11 deals with Andor rescuing Kleya

Ep.12 the resolution to the characters, finishing with Andor going to Kafrene.

There, fixed it.

brain juices flowing into the comms console probably didn't help

no thx

didnt they comment on the non-working comms way before k2 killed the ship crew

i thought to myself empire will collapse soon if it keeps killing off it's most loyal people like this

Syril never would have died if his bro was there to help him.

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some of the most competent Imperials get destroyed by the Empire's own ruthlessness

Syril

Dedra

Dedra's protege

Partigaz

kino trope, done well

Total Frequency Jamming focused on the building

those were rebels comms that were killed by the empire

It basically does.

RIP to a real one. What would have happened if he hadn't pulled the trigger? Tortured to death by Palpy or a team of interrogators, or sent to an Imperial prison?

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Jar Jar is the key to all of this

probably the former then the latter in that order

tortured to death for sure, like Dedra complained about to Krennic already

why would they jam frequencies and then keep talking about how their own comms arent working

i need to go back and i watch again, because right now i just feel like the plot needed the imperial comms to inexplicably not be online in order for it to work

kills himself while listening to Nemiks manifesto

kino

They did. The command center shut it down. It was the reason K2 abandoning the ship to go on a rescue mission.

Better to have retarded Yes-Men who won't be able to conceive of threatening you then component people. Not like anything can threatene the Empire 19 years in with all the jedi Genocided. Now time to go to the Byss Spa and soak in the blood of orphans

t. Emperor

He was actually going to meet Palps who was going to be like

Not your fault, bro. Personally wanted to reassure you that we are still cool and you have a place in the ISB.

My granddad was an airman who was captured and held in Dulag Luft. He tried to escape twice, they just put him back in. Right until the day he died he was obsessed with radios and aircraft engines.

Anyway it's not that exciting, how does Star Wars make the same concepts MORE boring than the ACTUAL war?

Syril and Loni should come back as force ghosts

they jammed all comms except their own which were relayed through their own ship by the guy in the chair, who gets killed by the robot
we can infer that the robot then turned off their comms as well

Prison is more likely, like Rampart

What a fucking coward.

Rampart

Who is that?

They were competent because they were allowed to think outside the box, however, that was also their downfall. Partagaz entertained Dedra's continuous bending of rules without check. Syril was an asset who was a true lawful character which never should have been allowed to be in such a grey area. Finally, Dedra's protege with his lack of ambition took a day off after having enough intel to go grab Luthen which let Dedra's glory seeking ruin the whole damn thing.

How is it anti climactic?
It is the perfect end for her. Her being ISB has resulted in so many sent to the gulags. Now she is the gulags herself.

How hard could it be to just track the emperors movements and blow up a shit he is travelling in

probably assigned to some boring planet. these last few episodes made the Empire cartoon evil again. oh well.

Something something he senses in the Force or gets a vision that saves him.

I liked when Dedra and Luthen confronted each other and she asked if everything in there was real.

He answers with something vague about mostly everything aside a couple items of questionable legitimacy, obviously highlighting his fake character he created for himself

demoted to janitor but still work the same floor

WHAT DEM CRACKAS EVA DO FO US SHIEEEEET

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what does he even do?

he's a space wizard.

moms, I still have no retort

Reminder that this Motha is the one who completely disarmed New Republic and directly caused the rise of the Order.

fascism IS cartoon evil

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How exactly did each of the members on that Rebel Council get their position? Who appointed them - themselves / each other? Like I can understand Draven being a general and Raddus being a admiral could be considered effectively warlords who brought stuff with them, but what about the rest? Mon symbolic because she gave a speech? I do not see how she is still bringing funds now. Bail may be providing stuff, but exactly how much? What about the guy with the beard and the black lady who were both being bitchy? With this leadership I am not convinced I would want to throw in with them.

Didn’t care for this show, not gonna lie.

After watching Andor and seeing the scale of the Imperial machine, how thorough they can be and how much sweat and blood and shit goes into greasing the Rebel cogs, it feels very jarring this all ultimately boils down to A New Hope and everything hinging on a desert farm boy and a wise cracking smuggler being in the right place at the right time, and then sneaking through the Death Star pretending to be storm troopers.

guy responsible for the removal of clones, palp fuck him over to force more quicly the stormtrooper program youtube.com/watch?v=JV41cnmpja4

they should have had a straight up RPG on the shelf that he picks up and blasts her with non chalently

Galaxy is 2big

I want Dedra to whip me

didnt ask

It is cartoon evil by the design of the Evil Wizard Pope to empower his papacy

a shit he's travelling in

Palpy's eccentricities never cease to amaze

He and Dedra completely misread the rebellion, missing the freedom and hope part, focusing solely on Axis spy games.

Incredibly based.

I never understood the point of this. The clones already were going to age quickly, and that is more than enough of an excuse. The military in real life has a high turnover just from people ending their whatever year contract, Palpy could have just given the clones a small pension and a plot of land on some backwater and then told them to fuck off.

why did partagaz kill himself?

Just because everybody simp for her does not mean she's immune to consequences. That's what makes it kino. She thinks she's relevant to the galaxy by maintaining order, when in reality, she’s just another literal speck of dust being tossed away like garbage.

He pretty much took over the Jedi Temple and stayed there reading through the holocrons, doing rituals and other space wizard shit till he finally came out to oversee the Death Star II's ambush on the rebel fleet.

I asked.

Mon would be the easiest fit what do you mean? On top of bankrolling the rebellion and doing whatever other stuff for them through the senate she obviously has experience with politics.

zesty faggot got what he deserved.

too well-respected, nobody else would do it for him.

The guy from Hobbit?

he was either going to get tortured to death or tortured and gulag'd

Presented without comment.

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i wish they should bix and Andor fucking on screen
and you can see everything

Empire cartoon evil again

The Empire is led by a dark wizard that is into evil for shits and giggles, and the foundational film has them destroy a planet just because they can. They are both explicitly and underlyingly over the top evil when competent.

Tracking a giga space wizard. Vader's mentor and protector.

kek

Take your pick from: sense it is more honourable than to face court marital, to save himself from tortured, in a way an act of rebellion.

Kennedy has bad story ideas but she's better when giving freedom (except for Acolyte)

No one comes back from a Byss Retirement Plan

well, alright.

VERY early novelisation stuff, he was just some puppet bureaucrat. then he was an evil sorcerer. after the prequels, i thought he'd be in the Senate still. some larger pod in the centre, cackling away.

right, so i misremembered the exact sequence of events; they do only comment on borked comms after k2 has killed the pilot. imperials are still turbo jobbers and the plot still relies on them being hilariously incompetent in order to progress.

Will of the Force >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> contrived plans and scheming of little, insignificant plebs, who are nothing more but tools in the grand design

Draven was probably an Organa asset. Mothma basically bankrolled the whole rebellion. Mon Calamari's brought the ships since they have the one of the two largest shipyards in the galaxy. Organa and Mothma were basically the ones that began with the idea of creating a way to fight back against Palpatine, alonside Padme in that one deleted scene from RotS so they've basically started the political side and funding for the rebellion. The other two are just Rogue One OCs.

The Americans is better than Andor

This is the type of shit boys like. Shame the series took so long to give us this stuff.

running symbolism of water representing freedom (especially in narkina)

lonni dies by a fountain on coruscant

safe house hallway is dripping with water

kleya gets up from her sickbay and walks out into the rainstorm on yavin

bravo tony

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"I LOVE HOW THIS SHOW DOESN'T HAVE LIGHTSABERS"

*lightsabers attached to a fucking ship*

"I LOVE HOW THIS SHOW DOESN'T HAVE THE FORCE"

*a force healer shows up*

"I LOVE HOW THIS SHOW DOESN'T HAVE FANSERVICE"

*Star Wars main theme plays at the end of last ep*
You retards will lap up any slop.

Owari-Da

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if only the empire had invented facial recognition, the rebellion could have been defeated in the first episode of season one

i knew the second he decided to show off dagger as questionable he's going to kill her or himself

There is plenty of stuff that is better than Andor. What's your point?

this 100%

Funny how THIS IS SRS SHOW FOR SRS INDIVIDUALS SUCH AS LE SELF goes out the window when people rightfully ask why the empire is depicted so schizophrenically

Hundreds of shows are better then Andor, doesn't make it a bad one.

After watching Andor

This garbage isn't canon. Most rebellions are thrown together half assed at the last minute. All this planning nonsense is some BBC Parliamentary bullshit.

then they could just find one of those changlings that showed up briefly in attack of the clones and never again in any star wars media

Just to put it in perspective, even in the ridiculous WH40k, actually destroying a planet was unspeakable deed.
Yes, Imperium would exterminate all life on a planet quite often, but there would be plans to terraform it after few centuries.
Destruction of a planet was quite rare even in setting so comically over the top.

How exactly did each of the members on that Rebel Council get their position?

The show was too busy showing a wedding for 3 eps....I can't believe people are praising this shit.

imperials are still turbo jobbers and the plot still relies on them being hilariously incompetent in order to progress

You can't just erase lore meme. Oldfags will screech if suddenly all of them are competent.

That’s because Gilroy doesn’t understand Star Wars and doesn’t want to.
Weitz and Edwards were responsible for just about everything good in RO, it turns out.

bail using the word shit was one of the most jarring things for me.
I can't remember swear words in star wars before.

There are people that praise the wedding?

I love how this show doesn't have lightsabers. I love how this show made the Force obscure. I love how this show have shit ton of nepocreativeism.

What do big black cocks have to do with parliament?

massive insult each episode was barely 40mins. we didnt even get to see andor go to the ring planet/station at the beginning of rogue one. also, not having the OG bail organa actor totally ruined his character. massive aura is missing without him in this. its also weird knowing during all of this he was also very recently (few years or so) with obi wan, getting leia to alderaan and luke to tatooine. and he just kept that hidden from everyone on yavin.

The Imps jobs a little too much in the last arc. Krennic insists on them plastering Kleyas face everywhere and then when they track her down they send one tac team instead of swarming the entire housing block with teams.

Didn’t care for this show, not gonna lie.

It's a show built in a lab for bledditards that love to say shit like "I'M SORRY THAT MUH ADULT STAR WARS DOESN'T HAVE PEW PEW LASERS AND LIGHTSABERS. MAYBE TRY THE MCU"

Oldfags will screech if suddenly all of them are competent.

They literally were throughout the entirety of the original trilogy, though?

After watching Star Wars A New Hope (Episode IV) and seeing the scale of the Imperial machine, how thorough they can be and how much sweat and blood and shit goes into greasing the Rebel cogs, it feels very jarring this all ultimately boils down to Andor and everything hinging on a runaway rogueish spy pilot and a two-faced affluent ex-soldier with a vengeance being in the right place at the right time, and then sneaking through the Death Star plans with a newly-picked up girl who says "I rebel" pretending to be officers.

The newer interpretations which include the sequels is that he was basically there and sending teams to collecr holocrons from various sites across the galaxy so that he could find a way to soul transfer or whatever the fuck he was trying to do to essentially live forever as is the case with his return in Ep9.

Reminder Kennedy's skillset is as a producer but she keeps wanting to stick her jew nose in and demand various changes.

also why did they argue for so long in the apartment. makes no sense. "OHHH I DONT WANNA GO TO YAVIN" like wtf? your about to be arrested and get brain raped for everything you know, why would this cause any delay?

There are people that praise the wedding?

They are praising the show (the wedding was in the show). The other anon asked a good question about how those people got on the Rebel Council. Could have been a good small storyline....instead we got hippy wedding shit.

Not everything has to advance the plot.

Honestly modern TV is lacking in just showing off things like this for their own sake.

i also feel like dedra essentially letting luthen kill himself and destroy evidence, because she wants to grand stand in front of him needed more build up.

Gonna go watch some real Star Wars, need some
palate cleanser after this crap.

Street executions, slave labor and genocide, now THIS is kino!

See

relationship between luthen and yavin needed more exposition.

I don't disagree anon, it's just that I watched Rogue One once when it first came out and don't remember it that well, so the difference in tone between Andor and George Lucas's Star Wars: A New Hope (1977) which I have seen several times sticks out more in my mind.
I do remember not liking Djinn Asshole very much.

it be like that sometimes. You get the figure heads, the decelerated heroes. Then you get the millions of dead no one remembers.

Well that was missing. Andor was the perfect show to get into Rebel Council stuff, and we only got some tension with Saw and not much else.

Something with Mon Mothma trying to get the other rebels from all over space to work together on making Yavin properly liveable for rebels and refugees etc could have been a whole episode.

Because partagaz was sending the whole other troops to hunt her down in other places. They are scattered allover the place and the comm was down also by his order. He fucked up big time.

6 > 4 > 3 > 1 > 5 > 2

Not everything has to advance the plot.

But it shouldn't be unwatchable garbage either. The wedding is absolutely the worst segment of the show...and it went on for 3 eps.,...

Never has the OT been more appealing for me to watch. normally i always rewatch ep 3 but now i wanna see 4 and 5 again. 5 is so kino its unreal. its like everything good from the prequels and OT without the prequel goofyness

Gonna go watch some real Star Wars, need some
palate cleanser after this crap.

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It also yields nothing.

4>5>6>3>1>2

They had a location for a possible lead. They didn't know she was 100% going to be there. They just had a signal.

Luthen was basically her father, she's glitching out. She was able to keep it together to get into the hospital and pull his plug, and then to get out a signal to Andor, but she wasn't able to keep it together after that.

This is the "great" writing of Andor

Mon Mothma gives speech about genocide

talks about how "If it happened once it will happen again"

ignores the fact that the Jedi were genocided 20 years ago

Ok. So we can 100% blame her for the sequel trilogy, The Acolyte and the other dogshit content released. Thanks for Andor but you also shat on my plate.

3>4>5>1>6>2

Chuds realizing at the last second the problem is Filoni, not Kennedy

10 = 8 = 9 > 7 = 12 > 11 = 4 = 5 = 6 > 1 = 2 = 3

kek so many speedwatching retards

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Syril's turn was shit. In reality he would have just gone along with it, fucked Dedra and got a promotion.
I hope someone at Disney didn't listen to Mike from RLM because he was bitching that Syril should have turned good in season 1.

I'd accept that part is too long in itself, but I'd also say that the show could have had more world building like that in other areas.

In the other thread I was saying that we missed out on 'comfy / terrifying office politics at the ISB kino'. And we missed out on someone trying to get the rebels to organize properly on Yavin, instead it seems like it just happens.

A few more things like the reception where they had to fuck with the artifact so Krennic wouldn't spot the transmitter as well, that was excellent.

eh that show drags really quickly and you start noticing the late 2010's russiagate hysteria with none of the irony that the US basically raped the former USSR;

Mon Mothma gives speech about genocide

Needs to happen because of Rebels being canon

jedi

became a myth due to empire propaganda, masses and senators won't believe it and would use it as attack against her credibility

Jyn Erso comes across as a random Mary Sue after watching Andor

Yeah theres a huge elephant in the room with andor and rogue one when you understand how drastic everything is in episode 3. like its all played off as small little thing that hardly anyone remembers. the confederacy? the jedi temple? the clone wars? whats that?

yeah she kinda steals the show from andor when really the whole movie is his doing. this is weird, normally retcons are to make male characters retarded and actually a woman is taking over now, this time its in reverse.

Just say you got filtered by Syril's character and you didn't understood him.

well... she is

It's just that her switch in attitude was quite abrubt when compared to Andor who's had years to get to where he did in terms of mindset for the rebellion. One moment she was plucky runaway who got captured and questioning the rebellion, the next she's willing to throw her life and more at the success of the rebellion minutes after witnessing her father's death with no time to process it.

Needs to happen because of Rebels being canon

Legit don't give a fucking shit. It's retarded that Disney is tying in these fucking cartoons to live action.

became a myth due to empire propaganda,

Literally impossible. Senators serve long terms. That propaganda might work on the masses, but the Senators worked with Jedi, met them, read/wrote reports on them, etc. Mon Mothma was giving her speech to the Senate.
Shit fucking writing.

Confirmed beyond reasonable doubt:

Kleya = Andor’s sister

Luthen = Syril’s father

Bix’ rape baby = Poe Dameron

he was pathetic from day 1. in the convo between him and his corpo boss, nothing to like about him. he was a low level zogbot and wasn't even good at it. hes not likeable, hes morbidly fascinating. a warning

she is but this is a fantasy show so the complaint is moot

Just shut the fuck up about having the jedi forced in every single star wars property. If you want jedi to be the focus so much, go watch acolyte and star wars theory.

there's also the fact that at the start of the movie she like doesn't give a fuck about the rebellion but then she is makins speeches that get everyone pumped including Andor and his crew, which comes across as goofy and naive

Just say you got filtered by Syril's character and you didn't understood him.

He was a victim of the Imperial system through upbringing. His turn didn't make much sense. He wouldn't be able to undo his programming like that.

senators

The Andor show literally show what happened as soon as you say or think something against the empire, a senator was arrested on screen mate

A fate worse than death.

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ignores the fact that the Jedi were genocided 20 years ago

Hundreds of people of some weird cult
vs
a planet's population

because of Rebels being canon

nobody cares about your fanfic filoni

in the context of the movie its fine, its simply that with Andor in mind it just exposes how silly it is

she was trained by saw as a soldier wasn't she? at least there's kind of an in universe explanation

Just shut the fuck up about having the jedi forced in every single star wars property.

Uh, you can't ignore a major genodice that happened 20 YEARS AGO when you are talking about genocide in your speech, retard. How would you feel if this show ignored the Death Star? Some things are just too big to ignore

inserts force healer

You lose retard

the jedi are a sect of 10,000 magical religious warriors not a planet of hundreds of thousands of fabric weavers

many such cases. i'd rather not watch rogue one again because i have a positive and enjoyable memory of it and i dont want to taint that.

became a myth due to empire propaganda,

how is that even possible they had like a billion year rule.

he bails

Kleya = some random chick

Luthen = some random dude

Bix’ rape baby = some random baby

The Andor show literally show what happened as soon as you say or think something against the empire, a senator was arrested on screen mate

Uh, I'm talking about Mon Mothma....who gave a speech about genocide attacking the Empire, but didn't mention the Jedi genocide. It's so fucking retarded.

now that i think about it. its likely jyn was with Saw's group in season 1, or before we see them when Luthen meets them. since he finds her on that planet in the bunker probably around the same time.

Nah its normal for bunny teeth English women to be that strong.

Of course he would. He always wanted to do the right thing. That was the whole point of his arc from the get go. It was his defining motivation. He thought he was helping and then watched innocent people he was trying to protect get slaughtered by the empire he loved. It was the key difference between him and dedra.

Jyn Erso

She was one of the original prototype to the girlboss era. Not too in your face yet, but it's already there.

by Mary Sue i am not really talking about her combat abilities but rather how the plot seems to revolve around her, being the key, inspiring everyone, and even making Andor deeply care about her relatively early into the movie when if it was any other character she would have just let her to die instead of risking everything

FUCK DUDE why does the Empire era have to look so good, all the set design and how the characters acted just made me wish we could have another trilogy with the same style/aesthetic, but nooo fucking ST completely destroyed that idea from ever happening.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT WHY DID THIS HAVE TO BE SO GOOD I SWEAR TO GOD IF THEY MAKE THE RYAN GOSLING MOVIE SHIT I AM LITERALLY GOING TO

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Did he teach her how to huff gas?

Gilroy should remake OT or at least prequels

Did she know about Jedi genocide? You know if it wasn't for her being part of the rebellion she wouldn't have known about Ghorman genocide. That's exactly what her speech is about. There were a lot of imperial crimes buried because the truth was banned from the galaxy.
This is what partagaz realized before he died. Rebellion will be a endless fight while anyone sitting in his position will be disposable for any failure

Hundreds of people of some weird cult

Irrelevant. And it was 10,000....and kids....
"Dude it's only 10,000, totally not a genocide!" If somebody goes to one of those obscure islands where small tribes of a few hundred live cut off from civilitation and kills them, is that not genocide?

I'm afraid you have been sentenced to, as they put it, "bust Papa Palpi's crust"

...may I have a moment to collect my thoughts

Saw adopted her, turned her into an extremist rebel and she ran away.

YOU HAVE NO PROOF ANON

she ran away

nope saw and his crew abandoned her

so all prisons are the same? its weird dedra is in the same style prison andor was in. and she knew that was gonna happen? she shouldn't charged the first stormtrooper she saw after leaving the isb building, suicide by cop sort of thing

kleya: probably

luthen: head canon

bix's child: that boy is white, tho

i hope bix dies during rogue one. fuck the wheat planet.

He loved order, structure, and justice. But after learning that he had been lied to by the very things he sought to protect through his entire career and being, it broke him. He was told he was on Ghorman specifically to lure in and capture "outside rebels", but then finally learns that their true aim has nothing to do with that.

Dedra, should have just done a better job.

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Cereal banged Enza
Deal with it

Irrelevant

No that's relevant.

if someone killed off everyone in the us army including west point cadets, thats mass murder but not genocide

Nice trips, but with all the chaos that was going on around him, which he himself helped create, your arch enemy on his knees about to be killed in cold blood by you, asking yourself "who am I?" seems pretty self-destructive to me.

>Bix’ rape baby

It's that ape dey fly now

We ran out of bread. I repeat. WE RAN OUT OF BREAD.

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lieutenant

did you even watch the show?

He's a true lawful character with all it's faults. He was never behind the curtain seeing how things really were. In his mind, the rebels were the ones that were evil. Outside agitators coming in to pour poison about the Empire in Ghorman's ear. There was never going to be a turn good for him because in his mind he always was. Up to the point where he saw who the people that were pulling his strings really were and it broke him.

This.

I don't know how I can go back to star wars now, broskis. Andor is just... so good. The rest of star wars banal poorly written kiddie shit pales in comparison.

Rouge One and Andor are literally the best Star Wars. Finally, Star Wars for adults that is not embarrassing to watch. Everything else is fucking embarrassing. Honestly, go watch A New Hope, or even Empire Strikes Back - dogshit dialogue, hokey acting, shit action, goofy ass cringe shit all around, quips. Nothing on the level of Stellan Skarsgard or Andy Serkis. Nothing like impeccable Gilroy's tone and atmosphere. Star Wars is a dead fossil, and it needs to be rebooted. And Tony Gilroy is the right man. Everything else is fucking dogshit and terrible. You know I am right.

Let Gilroy remake the original trilogy and go from there.
Decanonize everything else except Andor and Rogue One.
Seriously, who wants this dumb shit?
Stupid ass MCU quipping teenagers taking down the Empire? A farmer boy? Fucking retarded kiddie garbage nonsense.
KK can redeem herself if she fires everyone except Gilroy and his team and reboots Star Wars to proper standards (such as Rogue One and Andor).

Hereby, I declare official Star Wars canon for mature sophisticated adults with taste:
Andor
Rogue One

his entire job is sickness curing. he says it in his very first appearance.

the ISB is supposed to stop shit before it spreads. ultimately he failed miserably. and that is all that matters to high command and he knows it. it doesn't matter how good of a job he's done, it's "what have you done for me lately?" and he hit a losing streak.

new worlds joining rebellion every other day

nemik manifesto being broadcast everywhere and the ISB can't stop it, which is their literal mandate

your rising supervisor fucked up capturing axis who is the godfather of the entire rebellion

your OTHER supervisor was a deep plant rebel spy for at least half a decade+

secret imp doomsday weapon no longer secret

shit unraveled at a record pace in the homestretch

there was 0 chance vader or the emperor would let that shit side. MAYBE tarkin sends him to the gulag but at that point you're too smart of an asset to chance to not have contingencies, so better off to just kill him. partagaz knew it, his #2 knew it and gave him the chance to take the suicide way out. absolute kino character arc

Perrin got the best girl, Davo Sculdun’s wife

Rogue One is such memberberries slop, I knew whatever this show did it wouldn’t magically redeem that movie

the fact that she'd leave her husband for her in-law, you know she's a super freak in the sheets

based perrin

His line to Lagret about how much Nemik's manifesto has spread pretty much brings it all around. Down to the same shots of his first introduction in Ep4 of S1 but now with the entire briefing room empty. It was honestly one of the best character resolutions in the whole show.

Not to mention that a few days later, there's the events of Rogue One and A New Hope shortly after that. Dude is 100% fucked.

To be fair Felicity is fine though

They jammed non essential frequencies, pay attention