George won

that Men Are Better Than Women guy is living in disgrace, the 'cucks dude is no longer raking it in from ''''ironic'''' Patreon subscriptions.

Serious question since I stopped watching TheDickShow after episode 40 or so.

I've checked back very infrequently incase he has more to say about Maddox.

I know he's defended Digibro's loli porn, and shilled FOR ISRAEL in The Dick Show episode entitled The Biggest Problem In The Universe, in which he and Vito argue with a Palestinian caller and chides them "sometimes the bad guys win. Deal with it." "Uh, if I can get you to admit Israel is the bad guy, I think I've accomplished what I want.", and a few months or years later he was mocking Republicans for being Israeli shills.

He seems to have survived all of this, so loop me in on where his life has started to fall apart?

copy-pasting the same shitty take from yesterday

Yikes

Lowtax is dead

Greatest hits include SomethingAwful.com and women.

Atleast he went out with a bang.

Prequel revisionism is by far the most annoying thing about the sequels. They're still shit. Movies don't magically become good just because more bad movies got made. You don't even have to go that far back, TFA was practically marketed on "It wont be like the prequels!" and you all ate it up. None of you believe in anything or have any actual interest in any of these movies its all an annoying bullshit culture war motivation. I hope all of you kill yourselves immediately but I know you wont, you're just going to spend the next 30 years making dumbass threads like this and trying to pretend the movie with the cartoon slapstick frog was secretly a secret work of high cinematic genius.

maybe people liked the films as kids/teens, never 'un-liked' them, but now they're more comfortable saying they were actually good.

what you're describing, there isn't this culture around Hook or The Mummy or some shit. "didn't you read trade magazines at the time? it was critically panned! to say nothing of the box office returns..."

star wars is shit

george sells to disney

star wars is still shit but now everybody admits it

I won.

Mike and his two friends get to live off of making movie reviews for years and years despite evidence that they can't write a script themselves. They're also in a position where they never had to take a sponsor and interrupt their videos with, "THANKS TO OUR SPONSOR NORDVPN NOW I CAN SEARCH GAY PORN ANONYMOUSLY" bullshit.

On top of that, all three of them are single, have no kids, live in Milwaukee, and are all atheists. They probably have a fuck ton in savings from their Patreon over the years and, if they're smart, it's steadily climbing.

All of this is thanks to Mike making fun of the prequels because the Star Trek reviews sure as fuck weren't pulling in numbers. And thanks to those reviews, the prequel discussion is constantly in the spotlight. Everyone had moved on from the prequels until those reviews sparked a fucking 15+ year discourse on whether they were good or not, further propelled by Disney's run of Star Wars.

Mike won. George won. Disney won. Everyone won but us, the viewer.

Do nothing

Win

Hmm doing a think

all three of them are single, have no kids, live in Milwaukee, and are all atheists

I know they like in Milwaukee. How do you know the other things about them?

Rich is married with his looksmatch bizarrely (bizarre that one even exists, she's basically the female version of him)

Was coming to type this. Her name is Karin, she's shown up multiple times on Pre-Rec before. Wish I could find a bigger image because it's super funny how much she looks like his sister.

Why do you faggots always shop your imaginary daddies to have muscular bodies? You're so thirsty for cock it's not even funny.

It's not gay, it's uh... aspirational

Prequels suck, so uh... the originals also suck cuz like uh... I'm such a desperate fucktard I need to have some balance in my fucktard brain.

You're like a walking abortion. Take a large amount of sleeping pills.

You know he fucks that bitch King Gut style

A New Hope is only good because it plagiarized Dune

Dune came out three years later you fucking moron. Opinion discarded.

Why do people care so much about some internet asshole's opinions on some space movies from 25 years ago?

I think he is talking about the book, which was written in 1963

A lot of people think RLM is the reason why Lucas sold Star Wars rights to Disney

Dune is just a Vonnegut pastiche.

a handful of turboautists think this, because they're too young to remember life before youtube and convinced themselves nobody had any negative opinions of star wars before the plinkett videos.

Yes, a youtube channel with not even a million subscribers (at the time) surely has that much influece.

should have put rich evans lucas head on george

My disdain with RedditLetterMedia honestly has nothing to do with the sale to Disney (that was a decision George Lucas made himself and has sole blame for). Honestly it has nothing to do with RLM themselves, but the fact that many fucking retards treat the Plinkett reviews as the Gospel According To Luke when they're very obviously parodying overly opinionated spergs who take everything far too seriously and seriously too far (IRL ex. JJ Plagarisms). Say anything positive about the Prequels and you get at least one retard replying "WaTcH tHe PlInKeTt ReViEwS" because they're fucking incapable of thinking for themselves.

watch the plinkett reviews

Spaced is why Lucas rewrote the Jar Jar scenes. this is how it worked before Twitter. there were probably several meetings at Lucasfilm because of those Plinkett videos. you can argue the extent, but it's had a CREATIVE effect and cost them six figures minimum.

Does something being worse absolve the other thing from being bad?

they're very obviously parodying overly opinionated spergs who take everything far too seriously and seriously too far (

this is what i thought too: but no, they're not doing Alan Partridge. they're doing Jeremy Clarkson. Mike has 'broken character' and yet these are his actual opinions, still.

have you ever looked into WHY Franz Ferdinand was assassinated?

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have you ever looked into WHY Franz Ferdinand was assassinated?

Serbian/Yugoslav nationalism and the dysfunctional state of the Austro-Hungarian Empire?

Interestingly the character that steals Tim's gf does the voice of Darth Maul. Making him a great antagonist.

I think he made a joke, that's all

it's that kind of genx ironic misdirection where they indulge in the thing while also telling you the thing is stupid and how they're totally above it. like kurt cobain and "being a rockstar." the point of plinkett is that mike gets to let out his inner sperg while also maintaining plausible deniability that it's "not really him." of course it actually is him.

I lost all respect for RLM when Mike said in his Avatar interview that modern day militaries aren't imperialist and it's offensive to think so. Like what do you even say to someone that divorced from reality? This is even funnier since the script for Avatar was edited by the military to be less offensive (PMC in place of the army. Protag became crippled because of a war injury).

It's no wonder he hates the politics in the prequels since he can't engage with anything.

No soneone has used a character to say something even completely contradictory statements

Duck season or rabbit season?

bup-bop-bahp! it's me!

You're right. George won.

he was like 67 and wanted to retire. they didn't do anything to his beloved work. They just made their own shit movies. the original trilogy is still unmarred

yeah. we'd call that racism and praise him as a hero, DESPITE finding assassinations to be a step too far (essentially murder).
and the dissolution of a monarchy + switch to a republic should be a good thing. Nazis = bad, sure. but the conditions that LED to the formation of the Nazis?

throw it into context, and it's all a different story.

anakin goes from normal person to edgy school shooter in less than 5 minutes

retards still believe this was good writing

No George, you lost and you still can't write for shit you fat fuck

yeah i actually thought it was funny until it turned out he was serious.

you can't even say something like, "well, the animation on the Mr Plinkett character is good, at least."

there is absolutely no substance. couple of daft jokes? eh.

>anakin goes from normal person to edgy school shooter in less than 5 minutes

If you ask confused Matthew he was a edgy piece of shit right from the opening of AOTC

You said daft jokes?

i'm reaching. i mean, let's use Mike's own tactics against him:
without the context of Star Wars, what makes the Plinkett reviews good? is it anything? he IS creating original content: there are jokes. those are in there. he wrote them.

if there was an original novel called Mr Plinkett Presents: Talking About Things, maybe you could eke out a smile.

modern day militaries aren't imperialist

Then what in the Hell would they call the 2003 Iraq War, or the Russian invasion of Ukraine?

Why are they so fucking obsessed with the runtime of a movie? It's always the first and last thing they talk about, no matter if they love it or hate it.

*most non-thirdie armies aren't imperialist

Dick Masterson

He's married to Maddox's ex-gf and they have a son now.

If you watched 30 movies a week for content and frequently found that only 3 of them were worth discussing on you're channel, you might develop a similar tick.

Is this real?
Is he named Chance?

30 movies a week

They barely watch 3 movies a week lol.

edgy school shooter

If you unironically think there's an equivalence between maladjusted retards going on rampages and carefully planned political purges, you're not even worth the effort of rebuttaling

have you ever looked into WHY Franz Ferdinand was assassinated?

Redpill me on this.
Is it connected to Jews because despite 20 years on this site I haven't seen Anon Babble explain how jews were behind this specific event, though I haven't seen Anon Babble speak on ww1 very much.

Prequelshit still suck and nobody ever liked them. Doesn't matter how bad disneyshit is.

without the context of Star Wars, what makes the Plinkett reviews good?

Indiana Jones and ghostladies.

Anakin literally killed a bunch of kids because some evil space wizard told him that he could save his gf from death (yes she was somehow dying and ended up dying for no real reason either, >BRAVO LUCAS!)

Can someone post the picture of George Lucas holding a joint? Asking for a friend.

what's the comparison here, then?
cartoon-stereotype/actual edgy school shooter are into Doom and death metal. lonely kids who probably have some kind of autism.

it's basically meaningless whereas Anakin had some 'greater purpose' behind it. plus the evil space wizard talking him into it (convincingly).

sorry, I don't have it

George has been vindicated, the RLMtroons are bending the knee more and more each day

Disney won

How? They spent 4 billion on those movies and have yet to see any profit.

people liked the films as kids/teens

So they liked them before their frontal lobe developed and they developed taste. I was born around the times of the prequels and I still preferred the OG trilogy because the prequels were just dudes TALKING ALL DAMN DAY

Are you sure that's not just a fat dude with long hair?

George Lucas has never acknowledged Dune and has likely never read it

"Star Wars has always been terrible" is code for "Trans women are women, Black Lives Matter, the Force is Female, Trust the Science"

He might have but the similarities aren’t that close really, some ass hurt faggot is just really trying to force it

I don't know what possesses you to delude yourself like this but it's not true.

I think the prequels have some merit to their construction.
I also think they suck.
I think the Plinkett reviews were a mixed bag.
I remember being somewhat amused by Space Cop.

I am very intelligent. Perhaps more intelligent than most of Anon Babble.

Zoomers be like

Selling out your fanbase to the Jews for 5zillion dollars? That's what winning looks like! WWWWW!!!!!

take the L Youtuber who said the prequels suck!

The internet has destroyed the human brain's capacity for individual critical thought.

Same! He's a lolcow of the past.

George won

George has been vindicated, the RLMtroons are bending the knee more and more each day

What is with this faggot-ass worship of George Lucas by Prequelfags? They're constantly going on about "GEORGE'S VISION" or "APOLOGIZE TO GEORGE" as though the guy was Jesus Christ. I've even seen a Prequelfag gloat about how the Special Editions are the only ones you can get on DVD/Blu-Ray because watching the theatrical cuts is a BETRAYAL OF GEORGE'S ARTISTIC VISION or whatever.

chill out mike

zoomer lizard brain reverts to invented us-versus-them paradigm because it can't cope with criticism

Many such cases.

sorry, but I didn’t hear (You) apologize to George-sama yet

lay off the craft beers mike the phytoestrogens is getting to your brains

He was consciously deciding to be on team Sith, to buy into the idea that the Jedi would purge the Republic senators and that political power needed to be taken from the Jedi.

To secure democracy (lmao) the pretext for the purge is that the Jedi would plunge the republic into another civil war.

In this story, Anakin is acting as the defender of the republic. He's not a school shooter. He's part of a Death Squad, with authority granted by his supreme commander.

This does NOT diminish his crimes, but he has full political approval and is acting in his capacity as General.
That the story he tells himself in large parts is bullshit doesn't matter.

Boy, you sure know a lot about these faggy youtubers, zoomer-chan. Unfortunately, you're an NPC so I can't reply to you anymore.

run away mike, come back when you’re ready to ask George for forgiveness

NTA, but I think his point is that it's jarring seeing Anakin be all "WHAT HAVE I DONE?!" after he gets Mace Windu killed but then five minutes later he's this yellow-eyed maniac murdering children.

must.... defend.... billionaires... and Yidsney!

Pre-sale

George blamed for everything

Post-sale

people realize despite its flaws the prequels had decent ideas

long for the days when star wars wasn't complete shit (george days)

he has 5 gorillion dollars

These retards are too scared of disney to go hard on the newer shit

George loves what Disney did to his creation.

people realize despite its flaws the prequels had decent ideas

are these 'people' here in room with us?

my long-time admiration for its iconic brand and Bob Iger's leadership

Holy shill

George is a sell out faggot

Hi Mike :)

I'll just say "hi mike" to everyone who says I'm a fucking retard

this will prove I'm not a delusional schizo

Movies don't magically become good just because more bad movies got made.

You are accusing others of revisionism? Lol.
When TFA and even TLJ came out, there was no Prequel revisionism. What happened was obvious. You monopolized the conversation so this discussion couldn't happen and people STILL came to this conclusion. It's the obvious and everyone knows it. That is that GenXers and their ass retarded takes, their hopes, their dreams, their entire concept of what makes good content, dictated every single aspect of the Sequels. The generation of arrogant pricks that flooded the internet in the 2000s to swear their shitty toy commercials like He-Man, Transformers and Ninja Turtles were the absolute peak of entertainment arrogantly dicated what was and wasn't good. Gen X was by far the single most vapid generation in defending their toys. Where Boomers will sink all civilization to protect their shitty politics, Gen X will work just as hard if not harder to protect thinly-veiled advertisements disguised as cartoon shows. This ass retarded generation gave objectively retarded takes on the Prequels and we know they are retarded because the Sequels follow the criticism of the Prequels religiously, as if as gospel, and the result is shit.

If GenXers were people, they could have admitted the Sequels sucked right away and admitted their suggestions were retarded, driven by emotion rather than reason, and the Prequels could have kept sucking, judt not as much. But so inferior mentally is the GenXer, so vapid and obsessed with cartoons for children, that thr GenXer based its entire identity around hating the Prequels. So instead we got 'The Sequels aren't that bad' and 'Oh, so now it's cool to hate TFA?'. You spitepilled the zoomers. You defended the sequels tooth and nail until you couldn't anymore, then distanced yourself from them, occasionally muttering 'both are as terrible'. Zoomers know this and are just doing the same, reacting out of spite.

There's some fun Prequel-era stuff (Genndywars), even if the films themselves are a mess.

Hi,Eric

tl;dr

Originals >> EU >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> prequels >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nu wars

Any questions?

The prequels were bad movies. Get over it

I understand that their criticism of the prequels basically launched their channel, but whenever I see some of their older videos and they try to lean into how the prequels were "visionless cash-grabs" compared to whatever schlock they were reviewing at the time, it really comes off as just blind and out of touch. Especially when they commonly excuse films because "the CGI artists worked really hard" and "the director's vision".

BASED

meds

sequelshit

he donated most of the money

Thats the dumbest reframing I've ever heard. It doesn't relate to the original claim without precognition or a century of hindsight. D-, see me after class.

EU

lmao

Was it a major world event? Was it responsible for the formation of the state of Israel, even tangentially? Then the Jews did it.

It's your fault the sequels suck, all your ideas, hopes and dreams are objectively retarded and you should be embarassed to have them and your generation has the shittiest taste in entertainment while simultaneously having the biggest ego about it. Ninja Turtles, He-Man, Transformers, etc were never good. Fuck all those franchises. Fuck the 80s. Everything you ever loved was a thinly-veiled advertisement.

Anakin kill the children, I MIGHT be able to discover the secret to immortality for your pregnant wife

Wow so convincing

Yes, even shit like Luuke is far superior to George's prequel farce, his even worse Clone Wars CGI shit, or anything that faggot Filoni or Disney have ever made by leaps and bounds.

I'll take the Solo Kids adventure children's books over that shit. They're about as sophisticated as George's "LOL THE ALIEN ANIMAL JUST FARTED" writing.

imagine coming to Anon Babble every day for literally years to make seethe threads because some youtubers don't validate your opinion, schizo as fuck.

Its wrong though. He psyches himself up for it, gassing with the whole "I will NOT betray the Republic" thing
Him ending up killing mace in that whole exchange for sure is something to be distraught about. But after its done, he simply needs to view the situation for what it is and go into it like he's picked a side (because he has).
The Jedi are now his enemies, and he needs to protect his wife and republic.

Hey, Lil Annie, you know all of those people you've dedicated your life to protecting since you started your Jedi training? All of your principles you've held your entire life about protecting innocents, you know, from when you were a slave?

Yeah, I'm going to need you to betray all of those and butcher some innocent children who aren't even fully indoctrinated yet and could probably easily be turned to our side -- but anyway, just do it so we can have a scene where your eyes turn yellow or something.

The Jedi are in open revolt and the political situation is extremely fragile, having just fought a civil war to completion.

Saving the wife is part of it, but the reason for killing everyone at the temple goes beyond that

Funny how, across the internet, older Star Wars fans don't seem to be very good at articulating what is wrong with the Sequels.

Members of the order aren't members of the public. Someone who posts Cao Cao should fucking know this.

They all have the potential to be troublemakers in the future, and they are all members of the equivalent to the secret police, with amazing abilities that help them manipulate and destroy others.

Following the Jedi code might very well mean having to kill the Jedi to save the people they endanger (although this is a face saving excuse).

Sequels do not need articulation to defame. The onus is on you to prove their quality, as prequelchads have done, multiple times, regarding the prequels.

If you have a soft spot for them, by all means make a thread and make your case there.

These retards literally defended the Acolyte by saying it's irrelevant cause niggers in Africa are starving or some shit.

he fell for the plagiarism meme

Everything rips off everything, anon. Nothing is original, even the most experimental stories were probably already made by some opium-addicted Frenchman a hundred years ago. Herbert was inspired by Lawrence of Arabia when he wrote Dune (white guy leads sandy brown natives in a pseudo-messianic revolution), and Kurosawa repeatedly copied others, including Shakespeare. Shakespeare himself ripped off Hamlet from an earlier Nordic legend. Nothing is original, everything is an eternal recurrence of the same symbols

The prequels are shitty movies at first glance. They're even worse upon examination despite there being a seed of a good movie buried somewhere in that first draft screenplay.

The Disney trilogy is an absolute fucking trainwreck even without chud warbling. They're just unpleasant to witness. Some of the action was cool but holy shit everything there is absolutely soulless.

He should have just sat on the ip and raked in the royalties. Even if the prequels were certainly worse than the originals, it's incredible how much Disney destroyed the reputation of the franchise. Even after the prequels, people still loved Star Wars and were incredibly hyped for TFA. Now, I'm pretty sure Episode 10 would flop, if it even ever gets made.

They're fucking 4 year olds, you dumb fuck. The little blonde kid depicted is just over a toddler. They're not indoctrinated at all. Do you remember shit you were taught when you were 4? Are those principles the guiding principles of your life?

Could you interpret the philosophies of the Jedi Code as a fucking 4 year old enough to have any sort of loyalty to them whatsoever?
It's retarded, anon, pure and simple. Bad writing.

The fact that you need to design all of this peripheral headcanon to try and justify what is actually shown on screen should inform you that it's bad writing.

He's named Donald and yes it's real.

The prequels were great movies back then, they are still great movies now. Cope harder.

back then

How old were you in 1999?

I was 13 years old and saw The Phantom Menace on its midnight release.

thank fuck the normies aren't blinded by nostalgia and the flicks still have low rating on imdb

I'm genX. I liked the prequels, the CN Clone Wars and hate the sequels and any of that disneyslop.
Gen X has nothing to do with it faggot.

King Gut

I thought Gunt and was thinking of ralphamale

defended the Acolyte

they said it's bad and don't waste your time watching it.

The Special Editions were worth it just for getting rid of that stupid Palpatine mask. I'll take random CGI bullshit if it means that the main villain of the franchise doesn't look like a Spirit Halloween costume

There's no peripheral headcanon whatsoever. They're a super-powerful political entity that just led an existential war to victory, and now they're in open rebellion.
Add to the sectarian aspect of it, and justifications for genocide becomes easy to make. Anakin joins team Sith, but still loyal to the republic. This is the way he makes it work in his head. He's obviously coping. And his true desires is to gain power somehow, to save his wife and children.

Look at the BTS regarding the scene where anakin talks to Padme about the Jedi uprising. Lucas stressed the importance of Anakin's coping in his direction.

I think this image was created after the ahsoka episode with anakin

There's plagarism and then there's inspiration. More to the point, Dune and the other works made you feel something and asked questions. The prequels really don't. It's all building up to where you first see people in the OT. Yoda fucks off to Dagobah for twenty years. Obi just goes to Tattooine and hides in a desert for twenty years. Chewbacca kisses Yoda on the head and watches him leave before waiting for decades until he swears a life debt to Han. The Death Star is basically done after Vader comes in but it takes another couple of decades to get it running. All this pretense of being a political thriller is silly because Palpatine is clearly the bad guy and the notion that extermination of the guys who upheld peace and order for a thousand generations would be completely glossed over after a dude who looks like a scrote sack monster made a speech about nearly being assassinated when they guessed he was evil. Anakin wasn't seduced by the dark side, he was fucking tricked into it and suddenly decides to go full Dirlewanger Brigade on the younglings.

To be fair the OT didn't ask a lot of questions beyond "what if Space Hitler was your dad?" And "would you let your friends die if it meant you could complete your training to be a wizard?", but those are at least challenging questions if a bit ridiculous.

Fuck those fat cucks. Prequels still suck but shit like Andor are far worse.

I think it's that I can buy that George was consumed by his own ego and that caused him to run the prequels into the ground.
The sequels though do not have that excuse. The sequels were made by committee to 3d print money and yet, somehow, at every level, with 1000 checks and balances in place, no one thought it might be important to go into the trilogy with a plan. Moreso, everyone with a foot in the door to the story simultaneously had full creative control on their own project anf yet no mechanism for communicating their ideas to other protect leads.

It's fucking baffling. Fuck the Prequels. They aren’t comparable. Forget the quality, that's almost irrelevant. It's the sheer amount of mistakes that had to happen for the Sequels to as bad as the Prequels, let alone worse by several orders of a magnitude. The Prequels being half-finished meant you could only improve the story by making more shit set in the Prequel era. The opposite is the case in the Sequels. The more you show the era, the more the story falls apart. Everything post ROTJ has to be vague and set oj the ground like Mandolorian because you can't show the broader political situation. What the fuck is even going on? This is the curse of the Sequels. The Prequels sucking gets bandaged and repaired the more Star Wars content you consume. It's disgusting, but George knew how to market. The opposite happened with the Sequels. There are like around 30 different alternate universe geopolitical situations in the Sequel Era that all swap out with each every new scene. The, I mean I hesitate to call it worldbuilding but, worldbuilding of that era is written and presented as of it is being experienced by the protagonist of Memento. It's forgets the universe its in every 20 minutes or so and does something that doesn't locally break the rules for whatever is on screen (usually, sometimes it does) but it raises questions about ehat is happening elsewhere to allow the plot to happen.

EU is weird because some of it is the peak of the entire franchise and some of it is even worse than the sequels. Still mad that we never got that Plagueis adaptation under Lucas

I was 6 years old
I am spoiled though, because I had the luxury of watching bootlegged original trilogy tapes within a year before Phantom Menace released. My family didn't have much money back then and I wasn't allowed to use the internet. So I clinged onto the Star Wars movies because I didn't have much to watch or play as a kid, my mother was living with my grandmother at that time. So I had tons of hype for the prequels, I vividly remember going to all the opening day releases. My aunt was crazy, she threw away a good chunk of my Star Wars toys and 7-Eleven collectibles. I was such an autist I had to beg my parents just to drive walk me half a mile to the 7-Eleven down the street from my house just to see the promotional junk they were throwing around.

Fuck the 80s.

Fuck you asshole. The 80s had a lot of great movies, like E.T., Blade Runner, WarGames, The Untouchables, the Star Wars OT, the Indiana Jones movies, and countless other fun movies that totally mog the godawful Prequels.

the shittiest taste in entertainment

You're the one who thinks "OH PADME I HATE SAND AND LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT SANDY" is good dialogue, you fucking faggot.

The EU is peak 'through shit at the wall and see what sticks' but when you say peak you mean PEAK. The tiptop of the EU is kino. If you are willing to swim through the ocean of liquid diarrhea you will find brilliance that absolutely eclipses the shit out of the source material. Sometimes these things intertwine too, ruining things that were good while then elevating something corny and retarded in such a way that could only have happened because another writer (sometimes even the same writer) came up with a way to make that retarded concept work to this particular story's advantage.

I still don't know what the fuck happened. It sounds like the kind of situation where both are in the wrong and are lying about things to make the other look like an asshole. They both lost having dragged each other in the mud. Both Maddox' and Dick's new podcasts sucked and I stopped listening to them after a few episodes.

The onus is on you to prove their quality, as prequelchads have done, multiple times

When? All they do is fagpost about wanting Lucas' dick, jerk off to the OST, and claim that the Sequels sucking makes the Prequels good.

You dropped these

The only thing I dared hope for was for was high-def releases of the original movies...

My only two exposures to RLM are the Horsey Sauce video and those prequel reviews. Even as an edgy teenager I thought they were going a little too far. They’re largely inoffensive movies. You can’t even argue the merchandising was too aggressive since return of the Jedi was largely a teddy bear commercial.

You dropped these, so I guess you'll have to lick Lucas' asshole clean as usual.

They also keep covering every marvel release positively. I can't believe the DC fanboys were just... correct.

The only good Star Wars movies were the first two and mostly because of other people

The prequels are still gay shit, even if the new shit is even gayer.
I remember when the first movie in the Disney trilogy came out, and people were half-jokingly predicting the retarded nostalgia and reevaluation of the shitty prequel movies within the next few years.
Obviously they ended up being right, even if the idea is mostly pushed by shitposters, faggots and nostalgiafags.

NTA but there was very clearly prequel revisionism as soon as the sequels started rolling out. Prequel memes was unavoidable.

wait if the joke is he routinely uses baby wet wipes, but they're not for himself they're for Lucas's asshole, because he's servicing him, to the point he has them on-hand and dropping them is NOTABLE, then how is licking 'instead' also 'as usual'?

George is the kind of guy who flipflops on what actually inspired him and what Star Wars is whenever convenient. Back then, the movies were inspired by pulp magazines and WW2 movies, the Resistance is the French Resistance and the Empire is Nazi Germany. Oh wait, Bush is elected and America is evil now, actually, the Resistance is vietnam and the Empire is the US. I am not even saying oh he is a heckin commie, because he isnt, he has no honest belief or politics, he just sticks to what he thinks will make him look the best according to his vague hippie ideals, he doesnt actually know or care to understand any of that. Disney are "white slavers", Disney is the best company for Star Wars, etc. His brain is the same as every other tuned out trustfund wannabe artsy boomer.

the Star Wars OT, the Indiana Jones movies,

These six have laid the foundation that is destroying the artform

You haven't actually been posting here if you honestly believe this, or you are illiterate.

Prequel discussions have taken many forms over the years, and they've never just stayed at denouncing sequels.

We've talked about anakin and obiwan's relation, the Jedi order as an institution, the interesting economics behind the galactic center/galactic periphery Lucas depicts, the validity of the trade federation, nabooean economics, the use of sound and score in the PT, the blending of practical and cg, the thematic connection between OT and PT, use of color theory, use of sexual imagery, parallels between america and the republic and so on.

Pick

reply with some of the reasons prequels are still discussed and liked

thread dies

Like clockwork. Guy will post the same retarded spiel next thread, and the next. Zero intellectual curiosity

Correct ranking

1.) Revenge of the Sith
2.) Return of the Jedi
3.) The Phantom Menace
4.) A New Hope
5.) Attack of the Clones
6.) Empire Strikes Back

I don't count Disney slop

It's because all of you faggots are Sequelcucks. You still are. You are waiting still for Sequels revisionism. You invented the idea that 'in 10 years, people will appreciate the sequels like they do the prequels' in a desperate attempt to explain away why your ideas sucked worse than the prequels. Most 'Prequelcucks' aren't prequelcucks. I don't even like these fucking movies. But, you know what? When I say that, prequelcucks will fucking believe me. They'll see the thinly-veiled swipes I take a George and seethe about them, even as I """defend""" him. Sequelcucks won't. They'll ignore them and swear I like the prequels because it's all deflection. You fuckers came up with every idea in the Sequels, made your entire identity revolve around them and then, when you got what you asked for (word for fucking word in Plinkett's case, plz, for the love of god, go watch the RLM reviews. "JJ Abrams should have directed Star Wars" is the tip of the fucking iceburg of bad suggestions that got implimented. Pinkett's vids sound prophetic with how closely his suggestions line up with the Sequels)? You fuckers wanted to be proven right so fucking badly you held the fucking line until TROS trying to come up with excuses for why people were shitting on the Sequels. Prequel lovers were almost unrealted, caused by the memes more than anything, up until around this point. You chose to die on the 'JJ Abrams saved Star Wars from Lucas' hill and it cost you all credibility.

I agree with the 'you spitepilled the zoomers' take. I'm wasting time even typing this but yeah, the prequel suck. I don't know why I'm saying this. You're never going to believe I actually think that, but idgaf. The issue is in any broad conversation, the loudest and most popular opinion is the lowest hanging fruit and lowest common denominator, always. Prequelcucks are just retaliating now that they feel emboldened and countering a low IQ take with their low IQ take.

He straight up massacred sand people in the previous movie

Nigga always had that dog in him

I wonder about the posters of these types of threads when they suddenly stop being posted.

Doesn't maddox live in a rented appartment and doesn't even own a car?
Dick made money and even has a kid on the way. Easy winner.

captcha: phag4

The reality is that Star Wars only ever had 2 good movies A New Hope and Revenge of the Sith. The rest of it is pure goyslop which the exception of the sequels which are worst than that. They are the depths of the talmud pit.

refer to The core six movies are visionairy masterpieces, modern myths and played a vital role in filmmaking.

linking people to your own post everyone is ignoring because it's retarded bait

lol no

grammar? lmao
I linked my own post to point out Star Wars is more than just two movies.

reminder Lucas makes entire films in private just for himself, his family and close friends, without public scrutiny with unlimited money. He is literally living the dream while Mike will die making Best of the Worst cheap sets.

you zoomers really can't cut off that console war brain huh

Im older than you.

I am angry as a genuine Star Wars fan, loved all six movies and never hated the prequels. We will never see Lucas's original plan for the sequels; all because some overweight Gen X manchildren ruined it for everyone.

No, you're not. You're us vs. theming a youtuber against a famous movie director. Not only are you getting weirdly parasocial with them both but you're creating a fake paradigm of competition in your head for two non-competitive entities.

Your brain is quite literally fried, like a fucking egg. Cooked by the internet.