EUROVISION SONG CONTEST 2025 - SEMI-FINAL 1

WE'RE HERE

eurovision 69 like the sex number ;)

Two batches. Second one is on Thursday.

My body is ready

I'll be honest with you lads, I don't particularly care for the swiss

Those songs aren't that good.

Lovely chocolate though

Eh, Belgians do it better

How we doing boys?

Nobody told me Cara Delevigne was hosting Eurovision this year

2 hag hosts

as a dutchman i am missing him so fucking much right now, alas im druk

real thread here. literally the one and only time of year when Anon Babble is worth using

We love hags

Our entry is a black guy who sings in French. The Netherlands are a joke this year.

this year

Eurovision is for children, gays and women.

this is catchy

It's best on Anon Babble but usually gets nuked

Embrace your inner child

Someone post the playboy images from the polish slag

where is all boobas

the playboy images from the polish slag

is there anything as good as Doomsday Blue this year.

Azerbaijan

lol wat
is armenia also entering.

kek first humor

I too love coffee and tobacco

first stage invading protestor for the evening

Yep, on Thursday.

that was part of performance dude

Its any nation in the European broadcasting union not just Europe which means any country in blue can enter if they want

Kaj is gonna sweep

booba

Do you have the moves Anon Babble?

Fucking great now the wife is on the phone to her sister and has turned the volume down to a reasonable level

someone please

Unfortunately for Estonia, this entry has been deemed "reddit". Better luck next year.

The people love it

Series insider here, the fix is in for Ukraine.

Kind of a boring song from Portugal

gay satanism

sums up europe these days quite well

Diggin the red guy even if the sound mixing was off

Didn't you see Bamby Thug or whatever her name was last year?

Idk what but Norways song felt... Wsa very nice

big black penis piano

i thought the same thing then

FORZA

Euros are lucky Korea doesn't want to join. Kpop would absolutely destroy the competition. Cuter women, better songs.

Yellow fever is curable

Sometimes there's good songs. This is only the first semi final

imagine the USA sending Taylor Swift

Only dark blue can enter

Wouldn't work, sending a big star does the opposite

stream blocked in australia

i thought our relationship meant something to you. typical. every time i open my heart...

Nobody sends stars to the eurovision.
That's why the UK gets last place every time even though they have some of the best bands and most popular artists

This one's pretty catchy, at least it's up tempo

but what is the political advantage of korea winning eurovision? more than half of the winners are due to some political agenda

Sweden send stars and the one time Finland did they won by a landslide

Joe Pasquale was Azerbaijani?

I mean like real stars. Not like Lordi.

Again Sweden sends real stars

A fucking DJ?
Against actual singers?

Every Italian man has to resemble one cast member of the Sopranos

*rigged due to abba anniversary for the next year (2024)

Who is the hottest girl?

"italian" pride

interjects in english

The Italian guy is 31 years old

What the fuck bros, I thought he was in his 50s

I can see the gays liking this, same as the french song from last year

Why dutch sings in french?

Dutch have always been cucks

have you heard dutch?

Wait how many songs can I vote for?

2 i thnk

oh shit it's ellie from the hit show last of us

first time?

cute!
claimed

they stole belgians congolese buck

Laughs in Australian

Israel flag in the background

Pottery.

Not a single memorable song

EVROPA is dead

are you germany?
It's like music farmers league
Yes and I'm leaving right fucking now

oh wait I have to pay to vote?
yeah fuck that

luxembourg is going to win this year

North Korea bad?

She cute

1 Euro per vote

Hahaha fuck off

that old footage

europe has fallen

every contestant male or female looks like they have taken it in the ass at least once.

feetafeetafeetafeeta

what is the giant buttplug for?

Holy cringe

Unimaginable levels of poz.

Lil Nas X will rape every one of these pussy euro cucks

Not sparing 1eur to keep one of the best rivers of cringe flowing.

No better show to judge a whole country within 3 minutes. Its like a donation. Eurovision does not produce profit.

now say it without an erection

made in switzerland

doop doop doop doop doopy doo

Estonia for me

I'm American and only got into it last year, so my vote would go into the "rest of world" shitpile anyway

true, it just produces cultural diarrhea

Albania for me

These hosts are awful

THERE ARE BLACKS IN ESTONIA???

shits so boring, i miss joost / kaarija so much

american extrapervert bullies uros

Don't look up who won their only title

Are Russia and Israel banned?

Russia yes

Israel controversially no, and they will probably do well due to public voting from retarded political boomers

Why isn't Israel in it?
Are they anti-Semitic
As a Jew I will be boycotting it

Wait for the second semi jew boy.
You'll be in top 5 with all the old people mass voting for you.