Unironically what would you have done in this scene without sounding mad?

That's pretty much it. A dirty fucking rat (who directly got Lem killed because he lied) who'd do ANYTHING to survive. And he got away with everything in the end while the Strike Team (who were corrupt sure but nowhere near as evil as Aceveda) all got fucked hard.

I thought the human mandible wasn't strong enough to rip flesh. The only cock ripping stories I've heard was of that one schizo chick who sliced off her bf's cock with a knife and threw it out of a moving vehicle

Not that many people mention how he won at the end. Sure he became someone's throatpie princess for a bit but he also got to boost his political career and became mayor. If anything he knew he was bound to suck another man's cock sooner or later

its not as easy as you think to bite a dick off

At the end of the day it's a small tube of connective tissue. With a twist and rip you can at the very least disable it completely with severe damage. Especially if you knock him to the ground, using his weight and yours to thrash and rip, you already have an advantage with your low position.

I thought the human mandible wasn't strong enough to rip flesh.

You want to take that risk? Go ahead, hero.

they made you... suck???

Acevada wasn't as evil as Shane and Vic who killed other people

WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY NIGGER FAGGOT SON

if you haven't seen Banshee (old skinemax show with Homelander) watch the prison scene where he slices the dudes dick off and smashes his head in with a bench weight

You're not my type

Well sorry to disappoint faggot but you're gonna have to kill me

Nah but niggers and some spics do

HE... SUCKED?

Was this guy gay? Why would you want a man to suck your cock?

He was far more evil than Shane and Vic by nature of him being a politician. He made a deal with Antwon Mitchell (a cop killing kingpin) to let him skate just for a personal vendetta. All his posturing in the first three seasons about hating how the Strike Team is corrupt despite using them for his benefit illustrated this.

Man

He isn't. He's an animal. And to animals it's a domination thing. Don't try to apply human(white) morals to animals.

It's later revealed that Juan (the SUCK IT guy) was molested by his uncle and is a closeted homosexual who jerks off to gay mags.

You.........sucked?

HE...PISSED???

What comeback do you say to her to recover from this?

Wanting another man to suck your dick is kind of gay.
I am happy that he can stand behind his sexuality but I have no interest in other men.

Vic and his team did shit like that regularly, it's kind of the point of the show. By the end they're moving so quickly they barely bother to rationalize the new crimes they're comitting as they do them.

Previously on The Shield...

We killed.....A COP

Money Train

SUCK IT

When I say suck mah dick you say "you want me lick yo balls daddy?"

I HAD TO RIGHT?

DAAAAAAAAAAAY

SPOOK STREET

no

SWEET BUTTA!

I want to have a woman suck my dick then have a man suck my dick just to compare blowjobs. But I would make sure they have the same level of skill and make them both practice sucking a dildo.

So was he gay or not? Sucks that writers couldn't make up their mind about it and just left it unresolved.

he was zesty

He was a coping gay who couldn't get it up when trying to fuck how wife. He just knew how dangerous it was to be a gay in the environment so he kept it suppressed with muh Jesus

yer a faggot harry

the actor who played him is still in prison for murdering someone

Your mom and dad seemed okay with the idea.

For me it's Billings

You gotta turn it around. He's trying to dominate you by forcing you to suck his cock and make you look like the fag, it's the ultimate shame as a heterosexual man. So what you need to do is act really gay and fruity to creep him out. Like

Oooohh fuck daddy stuff my slutty little bussy too ohh fuhhhgg nutt all over your little faggot cumslut's face baby hey gayboy you're such a big gayboy daddy only the biggest gays get this sloppy toppy

He'll be so shocked he'll tell you to get the hell out of there because if he accepts it means he's the gay one.

But what if he likes it? Do you ironically make him finish in your mouth?

damn dude I'd suck it without a gun I'm gay as fuck I'll suck off your friend too

If he likes it then he's gay so you already have the moral victory.
Personally in that situation I would get down on all fours offer up my bunghole and then deride him for not being able to fuck me hard enough while holding the gun. When he puts it down to grab my waist with both hands I clench down HARD with my sphincter and trap him there before using my cheeks to flip him over with great force. With the wind knocked out of him I deliver a swift punch to the face to silence him for good. I've had a lot of success with this method.

Pull a Janice Soprano and call him the boss and tell him that it should be him.

they aren't harry yer just a FAGGOT

they aren't hairy

That's not what your mom and dad said.

faggots really do have selective memory eh?

You oughta know, sweetie.

case in point, you just can't help it can you?

Not be a faggot and go out like a fucking man.

Nope, I like watching you display your sore anus for everybody here. Keep replying, puppet.

i would of given him a shitty BJ and not call ever again

DAMN IT DUTCH

yea maybe keep your faggot fantasies to yourself from now on

no-one cares about your gay journey into being more of a faggot, stop posting.

Why do you even take his dick in your mouth in first place if you rather die than suck it? Maybe rather try to take gun away from him if you are ready to die anyway?

yes but I was only semi erect and didn't play with his balls

THE MONEY TRAIN VIC

Go ahead detective--tell me more about my gay nigger faggot son

*intense shoot out scene*

WE KILLED A COP

*loud gagging noises followed by spitting*

DAMMIT DUTCH

JUST ANOTHER DAY

Most realistic portrayal of a woman ever

You might be able to do both. Trying to steal a gun when it's at your head is a difficult proposition. If you just revolted and tried to grab the gun, it's what he's expecting, you may be dead instantly. If you play along for a little while, get him in the dick sucking zone, he's distracted. It's likely his gun even drifts off your head. The sudden dick bite gives you a surprise opportunity you'd otherwise not have. He'll be in intense pain, panicking, giving you a better chance to pick up the gun and fight your way out. No one even has to know if you escape. And if the gambit fails, he goes without a dick which is worse than death so you win ultimately.

Gonna cry? Piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?

I heard one of the reasons why The Shield wasn't promoted very well and often ignored was because of how bad it made everyone look including minorities and cops especially in the LA areas

? are you having a mental breakdown?

yeah suck my dick you fucking bitch!

wow you are really good at this

it's obvious this isn't your first time

okay now you are playing with my balls, remember I have loaded gun

oh god I'm cumming aaah

wtf I nutted stop sucking

AAH STOP FUCKING SUCKING AND LET GO OF MY DICK

*GUNSHOT*

*I drop dead on floor*

pretending to be aloof when you're mad as shit some retard is clearly trolling you epic style

Go back to Instagram zoomer/boomer

Lol, knew you were a braindead newfag.

What happens on the holodeck stays on the holodeck

or just because it was an FX show in a time where HBO was king?

you keep thinking that, you have serious mental issues btw

he got over the sucking by abandoning any sense of morality he had left

uh excuse me I just said I was a faggot it was an epic own, I said I was a faggot you need to pay attention to my faggotry hello!!
no you're just a attention starved faggot

Take your meds before your anus hole explodes.

Let's keep faggotry out of a thread about sucking cock okay guys?

assholes!!!

you just can't help yourself can you? you faggots are so pathetic

oohhh don't talk about anuses it gets me so hot- I mean mad!

Penis in man ass.

yea as already said, your serious mental damage shouldn't be inflicted on everyone else, please keep your strange faggot fantasies to yourself.

Keep sperging, little puppet.

you really lack any sense of self awareness eh faggot?

Oh sweet irony.

I think they wanted to abandon the closeted gay plotline as much as possible

so 100% delusional %100 attention seeking with a side of selective memory, got it.

Try not to think of man ass.

You're out unnumbered buddy now nurse your injured cornhole like a good faggot

you faggots are literally delusional aren't you?

this is literal art

bite down

Why was there an organ in the room during the oral rape? What was the symbolism the director intended?

The human jaw isn't strong enough to sever flesh like a guillotine but it is strong enough to hold stuff in place and create tears that can be enlargened using force from the rest of the body.

two homophobes attempt to out argue eachother by describing acts that get more and more perverse and degenerate in some sort of show of one upping each other

lel. someone throw some popcorn into the microwave, wouldja

Man ass.

This.
This scene isn't the flex that Anon Babble thinks it is. I just laughed at it.

it's possible I saw it on Oz

mental instability

Mentally unstable man ass.

I wouldn't have done anything at all to them. I would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did.

it's called dominance

headbutt in the nuts