what if Tony Soprano was indian?
What if Tony Soprano was indian?
That's right, go back to Bangalore, benchod!
Can't really tell the difference if I'm being honest.
WHERE HAVE GONE MEN LIKE GARMINDER OWEN
What happened to Gary Cooper, the strong smelly type
SAAR NO ONE IS HAVING THE AIDS OKAY MY GUY OKAY BASTERD BICH ARE YOU FUCKING ON ME BASTERD BENCHOD BICH I AM NOT WANTING TO HEAR THESE THING AGAIN OKAY BASTERD BICH!
AHAHAHAHA ISN'T INDIA FUNNY GUYS, GOOD MORNING SAAR! LOL, DO NOT REDEEM! LMFAO, BLOODY BASTARD BITCH! HAHA, GO POO IN THE LOO! HQHAHHAHA, BECAUSE IT'S NOT LIKE THERE ARE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE SUFFERING HERE OR IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S A CULTURAL CORNERSTONE OF THE WORLD
My friend! You will not believe..
But guy we are to looking for?
He is independent business owner! Self employed!
VHAT ARE YOU SHAYING? *poo stare*
and his home looked like pakistani.
That part when Raj gets revenge at the cricket cell phone store and finds the hidden sitar in the cow dung and uses it to kill Kumail You sit there with your big FUCKING bowl of curry and laugh and say it's your favorite FUCKING scene from your FUCKING favorite bollywood movie!
This has endless potential honestly
Melfi gets raped
it's actually Tonjeet that rapes her
And the Aryans? Where are they now?
kek
He took out 16 Tamil Tigers!
his cats looked like shit
Alright sirs, deal him in
Give him four boxes of curry
You want compromise? hows this
20 years in the call centre, i wanted butter chicken, i shit in a bowl and heat up
i wanted to fuck a woman, ok i rape you next week
see where im going with this
VINDALOO? OVA HERE!
MICROSOFT TECH SUPPORT
You there
I tell you a couple of three things
I was loving him like a grandpa in law!
vitojesh is a beef eater!
oh!
what you say benchod?
Woke up this morning
Shit into the street
You're lookin' at 'em
..Are you done? Was your drink satisfactory?
Yes?
Very well...BECAUSE THAT SHITLESS FUCKERMOTHER WAS THE LAST SPIRIT YOU ARE GOING TO IMBIBE
Apple Gift Cards, lotta money on this shit
HO, THERE HE IS. THE MAHARAJA OF BOMBAY.
Wheres the fucking Chicken Vindaloo
''i ate its sir''
HALF A FUCKING TRAY IN THERE
AHAHAHAHA ISN'T INDIA FUNNY GUYS, GOOD MORNING SAAR! LOL, DO NOT REDEEM! LMFAO, BLOODY BASTARD BITCH! HAHA, GO POO IN THE LOO! HQHAHHAHA, BECAUSE IT'S NOT LIKE THERE ARE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE SUFFERING HERE OR IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S A CULTURAL CORNERSTONE OF THE WORLD
CULTURAL CORNERSTONE OF THE WORLD
Pussy would've survived because Tony's bowels would be accustomed to jeet cuisine
I just heard about they gonna jack a load of these google play cards
spbp
SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL BOBS AND VAGENE SHE DID NOTHING TO YOU BLOODY BITCH BENCHOD
KEK
AY, YO. Buddy-buddy guy Tone.
melfi gets raped
it's just the usual start to her day
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING HAVE A GUN
Shitting!
Best exercise there is.
kek
I can't think of one for Vito's tiny gun
BECAUSE IT'S NOT LIKE THERE ARE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE SUFFERING HERE
Of course they are suffering. India is hell and indians are the damned. By letting them out we violate the will of heaven.
Tony Ploprano
They kill Vito because they saw him using a toilet at the gay club.
That would make getting rid of Ralphie's body a non issue. There are plenty of corpses on the streets in India, no one cares about those.
Pie-O-My was a cow
He would not be collecting garbage, he would be shitting in them.
jeets had some epic crime movies, forget the names. Lots of brown and yellow visuals, but more like some brazilian crime movie than the recent revenge flix influenced by SKorea.
Eternal Cordon Sanitaire around India now
please be removing your turban, bhenchud
THEY DIDNT HAVE FLAT TOPS IN ANCIENT GUPTA EMPIRE SIRS
Instead of a mob boss he is the boss in a scam call center
The tv show opens with him hanging out in a train on his way to Uttar Pradesh
All the episodes have a dance and a rape scene
First show filmed with Smell-O-Vision
Cows
every episode 3 regular cast members get run over by trains or are involved in lethal accidents and nobody is fazed
street-shitting retard keeps making the same pointless thread with AI-generated garbage
Why do you exist?
ralphjeet how could you kill traceejinda? she was beatiful innocent bobs and vegana
a) she was dhalit
oh ok then
Find outs his mother isn't his mother
Isn't mad
Just starts asking if there is an inheritance and if it means they're apart of a higher caste
Indian Tony hears melfi got raped
Are you coming on to me?
So uh.... Where's the corpse and do you think it's still warm?
Now what I’d love to see is a ceasefire. Wipe the ass clean. The British colonialism. The cricket matches. Put it all behind us. The Kashmir conflict, whatever happened there
Whatever happened there? I’ll tell you what fucking happened, this shitjeet’s government has been occupying our ancestral homeland for the past 80 years
My 6 jets are destroyed bloody benchod
Fuck you bloody bitch bastard
Gigi's funeral service would be written like Eugene's
he can keep paying those $200 streetshitting fines forever, alan!
They eat the dog after Indian Chrissy accidently smothers it
He was gay, Sharukh Khan?
She must've crawled under there for toilet...
fucking lmao
This one is laughing, Google play cards?
He asks are you still scratching?
WHO IN FUCK
you're late
well tomorrow I can be on time but you will always be a BLOODY BENCHOD BASTERD BITCH
Already is
Prince Harry?
finds out his mother isnt his mother
isn't mad
just starts to rape her
Is there any show jeets actively avoid? I'm trying to gatekeep my shit.
Goes to rape his actual mother
Ffy
So that's why bots spam threads about sopranos here. It all makes sense now
I can literally smell and hear this post. Bravismo saarr!!
DO NOT BE GIVING ME THAT LOOK YOU BLOODY BENCHOD, SHE WAS A FUCKING DALIT
kek
That cocksuckin piece of shit YouTuber… I can’t even say his name. Got my kid brother’s entire call center shut down. He was a fucking kid.
why don't Indaloos just poop in toilet?
scared of change
You’re gonna question a New Delhi business practice that goes back centuries?
WOKE UP THIS MORNING
HAVE A GUN
I did twenty fucking cycles of samsara
No more street shitter or scammer jokes. They’re hurtful, and they’re destructive
Oh I am agreeing saar
Shitting on the street is our naan and ghee, Vishnufer.
HOW CAN SHE SLAP? HOW CAN SHE SLAP? BASTARD!
Melfi gets raped
goes to the police station to report it
raped again
her decision not to tell Tony is not a moral stance against revenge, but a practical fear that she’ll be raped again
He went to an American restaurant
GODDAMN FUCKIN HOT DOGS *vomits*
You know what those western pigs use to cook their food? Butter. It’s non-clarified ghee. One rancid hit of that…
Melfi gets raped
goes to the police station to report it
raped again
locked up for not being virtuous
tony has to come bail her out
throws acid in her face
Id been mulling over variations of that for like 20 minutes, well done.
what, is it my fault you're twice as likely to be robbed by a dalit?
Nass? It's a fucking nicname, family's name is Nahasapeemapetilon
JUST WHEN I THINKING I AM OF OUT THE SIR HE PUUUUUUULL ME BACK IN AGAIN SIR!!!!!
ey Tone, why do we have to burn Ginny Sack alive on Johnny’s pyre? I thought cows was sacred!
ohh! That’s some guy’s concubine!
SHUT THE TANDOOOOOOOOR
Non meme answer? Because of the caste system and corruption. The upper castes do use toilets and then create propaganda saying the lower castes don't use toilets because of superstitions about demons or ghosts or being retarded. Why do they really not use toilets? Because the lower castes are living in slums without working sewer systems, so they can't install toilets in their homes like in the upper caste neighbourhoods even if they could afford to. So they've got toilets shared by the whole neighbourhood, like the poor neighbourhoods in England had back in the 1800s, except with a population that's a thousand times as large. These toilets are naturally filthy because of the amount of people using them but they're also dangerous as fuck with people being robbed, beaten half to death or raped inside them where no one can tell what's happening. Women sometimes have a locked toilet where they share the key to keep themselves safe from men but the men don't, so for them it's safer to go shit in a wide open street or on a beach because if they're attacked there someone will at least see the attack and might help them, or they have a chance of running away instead of being literally caught with their pants down. That's why they don't just shit in alleys where no one can see them either, because those would also be unsafe.
The upper castes are the ones who are also politicians, with the lower castes shoved in slums having basically no chance of getting elected to higher positions where they can change something because they're "unclean" and streetshitters. The upper castes prefer to use the money that should be used on infrastructure on stupid shit like crashing billion dollar probes into the moon because that makes them look more prestigious, when they're not just spending the money on their own region/neighbourhood or outright putting the money in their own bank account.
sure pajeet, but literally every other overpopulated poor country still manages to at least create a pit toilet
and not even the dirtiest, smelliest africans have festivals where they literally PLAY WITH ACTUAL SHIT
then why do they continue to shit in streets when they're imported to england or canada?
sir because of english colonialism sir
you are knowing what Freud is saying about this, yes?
oh for the love of Vishnu! are you going to start calling me a maderchod again!?
hehe
Tony Saarprano
the non meme answer is that you stupid fucking jeets make excuses for EVERYTHING. same as nigs. that's why you'll never be allowed to sit at the big kids table with the real humans. you retards fuck up constantly and just make excuses/pass the blame. that's why india will always be a shithole and indians will never progress to a non-street-poop civilization
lmfao
Because at that point they've spent their whole lives doing it and think it's normal, same as the gangrapes and washing your ass with your hand? I'm not claiming they're all civilised geniuses that are only held back by their government, but if the government actually spent money on building sewers so people could all have a toilet in their home then the streetshitters would disappear within a generation. They don't want to fix that problem because it would take money out of their own pockets and uplift the castes that they need to be dirty and stupid to maintain the caste system that's ensuring their family will remain on top.
dude just make a pit toilet for yourself
in the middle of a giant city containing millions of people
I don't think you get just how many people there are in the cities known for streetshitting. This is not a problem that can be fixed by some dude with a shovel because there's far too many of them. Just like London's sewer problem couldn't be fixed by random people installing toilets for themselves.
They shit in the street because of socioeconomic factors.
Basic hygiene, my arch nemesis
kek
well it's another laugh riot, zoomers
the memesh are certified fresh.
sn**djeet is mad
snoodjeets? What does that mean? Please give me a QRD.
Kek
you don't understand, we're totally a great country, we just don't build sewers
How on earth can you read that and think it's arguing that India is a great country? Do you not know how to parse anything but short shitposts?
Rapes her again.
Give me 85,131.60 Rupees
WOW How did Uncle Patel become building???
Tony’s face when his Ameriboo sister Janice comes riding into town like some Johnny-come-lately
Just shit in the toilet Ranjeet
VGH the Yamnaya will roam the steppes again!
Saar, that might just be (You).
cultural cornerstone of the world
India was briefly relevant in the 2000's but only as place to have a fake spiritual awakening, then people realized they can just go to Thailand instead
Do the needful Do the needful
wherever I shit, I must also rape