Alien Earth synopsis

prequel set 2 years before Alien

technology is more advanced than anything in the sequels

Every single time. Fuck prequels and fuck this gay shit.

Lynch corporation

Do they produce Kino and industrial filters?

truckers use state of the art technology

that is one seriously unappealing cast

In the Future, everyone wears jump suits

The 80s are back boys!

That's ridiculously idiotic coping headcanon you got there just to excuse morons that can't be bothered getting the look of movies right

Depends on the bonus situation doesnt it

lmao, pitch black N, great lightning

they produce mississippi windchimes

christ, Hawley, w-what did you do?

I'm only going to watch it for her, I expect the writing and plot will be absymal.

"[Alien: Earth] is big imaginative reimagining of that franchise," FX Boss Landgraf told Deadline in February 2024. "It was really fun to watch [Noah] take on the Alien franchise in the way I watched him take on Fargo, to try to figure out how to deconstruct where the magic of it comes from and what were the key ingredients and how he can deliver those ingredients in a different way without just repeating things that have been done before."

"So you're saying he's proactive, huh?"

It sounds like he at least tried harder than both Fede and Ridley to make it interesting and more faithful to the original (even if it's set prior). They showed set photos that did look the same as the original Alien

reimagining

franchise

deconstruct

key ingredients

Who's ready for slop?

wunderkind Founder and CEO of Prodigy Corporation unlocks a new technological advancement: hybrids

I’M A FIRESTARTER
TWISTER FIRESTARTER

(l-r) Alex Lawther as Hermit, Diêm Camille as Siberian, Moe Bar-El as Rashidi

"and Jerry Mathers as The Beaver."

More slop to keep an IP don't even try to act interested.

They look like how i'd imagine the diversity police to look in the UK

(l-r) Jonathan Ajayi as Smee, Adarsh Gourav as Slightly, Sydney Chandler as Wendy, Timothy Olyphant as Kirsh, Kit Young as Tootles, Erana James as Curly, Lily Newmark as Nibs

Nibs best girl.

Sandra Yi Sencindiver as Yutani

"CEO of Yutani-SpaceX"

POC female in charge

POC male model ripped sidekick

frail white male to shit on (possibly spy for rivals)

They could have at least picked a Japanese cunt

China market biiiiiiiig

Adrian Edmonson as Atom Eins

In the Good Timeline, we get Tik Mayall in this part.

There will eventually be a single corporation though. You're taking licence by setting up during the eventual takeover/amalgamation, and that's fine too

this is how computer screens work, everybody knows that

*outraged whine* "Tik?!"

In this Bad Timeline, AI enabled spellcheckers are our Masters.

Not necessarily. If you deconstruct a pizza you have antipasta

When I deconstruct a pizza I make poo poo.

ACKSHUALLY there's THREE different types of android in the Alien univer-

NOBODY CARES! HACK WRITING! ALIEN'S NOT ABOUT SHITTY SEMANTIC DISTINCTIONS, IT'S ABOUT AN ALIEN HUNTING HELPLESS PEOPLE IN TIGHT SPACES!

Not white enough for me to watch.

That's digesting the source material, that's different, please try to follow the metaphor

Are you unpacking the pizza?

Unpacking would be revealing the vision of the pizza having already witnessed and formed an appreciation of the aroma. Taking it out of the box so to say

This sounds like an exciting new paradigm.

Yes

The 8-episode season will premiere with two episodes on Tuesday, August 12, at 8 p.m. ET on Hulu and the FX linear channel at 8 p.m. ET/PT in the U.S., and via Disney+ internationally. New episodes will drop on Tuesdays on Hulu beginning at 8 p.m. ET and FX at 8 p.m. ET/PT.

Except in Newfound, where it airs 30 minutes earlier or later. On alternative Wednesdays. In French.

that hideous cast

Dropped. Is Hollywood just hiring random people off the street now?

Now you're getting it :^)

How long are the episodes?

hair like a Fortnight skin

Dropped

when you deconstruct a pizza you get soggy shit bread, a half ladle of cold crumb filled tomato sauce, and a gummy pile of cheese you moron

I wish the Alien was this mcguffin that shows up once or twice, but the whole bulk of the show will be human factions climbing over themselves to get the body/alien DNA, just horrible executive warfare, main characters getting blackmailed and forced to act as double agents, characters getting abducted and replaced with androids, B plots about legal cases which mirror IRL corporate shenanigans.

But I will be unsurprised when it the same, boring, formulaic space guys in space getting murdered by alien slasher dude.

Only if you cooked it first. Only a retard would consider an uncooked pizza to be something other than a pizza

At least they got rid of all the white guys.

2 years before Alien

Weyland-Yutani

Wasn't it Weyland at that time?

Nigga so black you need an OLED display to see him

alien shows up only in dreams

Legion turned to shit including unnecessary girl boss shite. Fargo was never good,

but the whole bulk of the show will be human factions climbing over themselves to get the body/alien DNA, just horrible executive warfare, main characters getting blackmailed and forced to act as double agents, characters getting abducted and replaced with androids, B plots about legal cases which mirror IRL corporate shenanigans.

yeah, that's TOTALLY what one should want from a story set in the Alien universe.
are you a kike or woke producer? that's the level of retardation you're operating at.

Least triggered chuddie.

the Earth is governed by five corporations

Boooooring.

If they were actually serious about doing an Alien tv series they should have done one on the colony of LV426 leading up to the infestation.

no tyrell corporation

Missed opertunity

they had one shot at an asian man and they got a gay indian one

Tyrell Corp. as it's in the movie (not the book) is Weyland-Yutani
Do you think any production compaby unironically hiring Harrison fuckin Ford, a turkish fruit, and a psycho bitch won't rip others off?

an attractive woman in a fuckin aliens movie?

Not on my watch!

cyborgs

synthetics

artificial intelligence

Sounds like a dystopian horror already

There better be a fucking good explanation for this shit

They unironically do? What?
Have you never seen the shit they have in modern trucks?

WHITE MEN BAD

NO WHITE YOUNG MEN IN CASTING

lmao, not watching, fuck off

Is this the most unappealing cast photo of all time?

RAAAYLAAAAN GIIIIIVEENSSSSSSS

AS I LIVE AND BREATHE

Get a shave and put your fuckin glasses back on JC

The explanation is it's all fiction and they can do whatever they want with it and the only people that care are autismos that nobody likes anyway.

Muslims will never be governed by a corporation. This is nuts.

I'm watching it for the sweet computer aesthetic.

Communist Party of China is a corporation and muzzies kill each other of the privilege of sucking their dick

I don't care if stories are full of plotholes and contrived bullshit logic

Holy pleb!

"So you're saying he's proactive, huh?"

Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.

Says the idiot that can't even envision what happens if they didn't eat breakfast this morning.