hey wood
Hey wood
It's not "wood," it's Bond. James Bond. Now take me to your... "shot caller."
How many shots have you called today?
I have the keys to Anon Babble
no you cant be james bond this is a shotcaller thread you can only be a character from shotcaller
Haywood
BILLY DON'T BE A HERO
Iron up.
Threads like this force us to be warriors or victims. Nothing in between can exist here.
What I like about Jon Bernthal is he keeps it real. He never pretends to be something he's not, he keeps it honest and authentic and never forgets his roots. So when you see him kicking butt on screen you feel that aura, that energy, and know that he's every bit as rough and ready in real life, if not even more so. I know some guys in showbiz, trainers and fight choreographers and so on, and they tell me that he has to hold back while the cameras are rolling, for the sake of the other guy. And if you get on his bad side, odds are you won't even see the first punch coming and there'll be no need for a second. Luckily big B is a pretty easygoing guy, I actually met him in the Bronx a few months back, we shared a beer and he gave me some pointers for my boxing game.
He burns local like no other
Listen, to the young ones comin' up-keep your head on a swivel and your heart in the right place.
Build somethin' real where you stand, 'cause your hood needs your light more than the internet needs another trend. Educate yourself, level up, but don't sell your soul tryna fit a system that wasn't built for you.
Keep it real.
Burn Local.
get this lame away from me
When Jon burns he always burns local (aka burn local)
I freeze global bitch
HEY WOOD YA BLOW ME HAHAHAHAHA
I aint no punk!
Dies like a bitch
we'll see who's laffin when your old lady is lying in a pool of blood
i hate that nigga
sincerely, a freeze global enthusiast
Heard you said the N word. That shit is disrespectful. I don't want to hear that on my yard again, understood?
Why did you fight that frog poster?
OKAY I'VE SEEN ENOUGH OF THESE LAMES, I'M GOING IN
I'm not trying to backseat janny, no, but I'm not getting banned either.
I got the dubs in this thread
Why'd you post that hunter schafer thread?
He dies fighting at least. The movie snitch has bernthal and I swear he goes by shotgun at one point.
I hate norteños so much it's unreal
RIP THAT FARMER'S HEAD OFF
What's a shot I can call by the time mom gets home from the grocery store? I can't think of one!!
I'm going to give you a (you) it's your job to keep it safe until yard tomorrow
Anybody here do an legit prison time (not 8 hours for being drunk in public, etc.)? Any crazy stories? I had a high school friend who had to do six months for demanding Dilaudid at a pharmacy, after she already had a record for piddly shit.
I'm the black guy who gets raped
My old buddy did 9 months and got into a fight toward the end on his last week and the guy that got beat up didn't rat so he got out. It was hilarious cause the fight was over the 2nd guy wanting a book from my friend he was asking for and he used the book to smack the dude before hitting him a few more times. Also he tried heroin in there.
I never did but I used to make fun of an ex-con when I was in driving school. The dude was very calm and soft-spoken but he very much still looked like a hardcore criminal, covered in tattoos and all that shit. I would sit beside him and make prison rape jokes and he'd just be like "it's not like that, man...". He was cool but he could've killed me, literally. I don't know what I was thinking joking around like that.
Someon post the webm of Bottles stabbing someone's neck
gets dubs
thread dies
many such cases
nah someone post him calmly burying the weapon
Someone post the webm of Bottles
the ninja scene where he activates vanish?
Paperwork NOW
dude turns out to be a gigantic retard
3 years in prison (Bulgaria)
I saw 2 faggots fucking in a bathroom (1.5 years in) and beat up a guy but he shanked me in the collarbone (2 years in)
that's about the only interesting parts in an otherwise absolutely boring mundane prison life
the only way to pass the time is watching tv, talking shit or playing chess and lifting on rec yard and sometimes we'd get fucked up when we smuggled synthetic hashish