Acclaimed wordsmith George R.R. Martin says Dune was not impressive enough for him.
Time for Villeneuve to pack it up and stop making movies.
THE MASTER HAS SPOKEN
It didn’t have enough perverted sex scenes for the fat freak
Finish the fucking books you fat fuck
There wasn’t enough poop scenes!!!
Very soon his wife will find him in his room, on the floor, the smell of shit and piss in the air, dead. And soon after he will be forgotten. His legacy raped. His memory a meme
Audiences are not equipped to handle the rest of the books. There’s just no way.
To be fair, there are plenty of perverted sex scenes in Dune, they just couldn’t put gay pedo shit in the current year version because there’s no such thing as a gay pedo, sweaty
that's a nice euphemism for dogshit
wait i thought he was talking about DUNC, the book is alright
All these morons ITT thinking Martin refers to either the movies or Dune's original novel
Learn reading comprehension, you fucks. Jesus Christ.
Be real with me bros, how do the Dune books hold up after Messiah?
Just go straight to the Brian Herbet books, they're great. It's Star Wars prequels-tier writing.
Done.
They are good, children of dune is considered by some as the best of the series. They get progressively weirder so be warned. If you want to continue you won’t be disappointed finishing God Emperor and stopping there. Only if you really want to know more and are in love with the universe should you continue past that. Absolutely do not even bother with Brian Herbert books. They are trash.
I can't wait for the GOT anime spinoffs on netflix.
That fat cunt hasn't been able to finish a book in 14 years. He stopped being a writer long ago and no one takes him seriously.
GRR writes like a fucking moron. seriously. I read books and and martini's prose is fucking ass. i loathe it. he literally constantly writes using run-on-sentences and fucked up grammar.
I have read dune and a finished it in like a week because i liked it so much. too much creedence is being given to this sperg that can't even finish his own series.
He’s not entirely wrong
The ideas are cool, but the story itself sucks.
But of course DUNC fans will seethe.
Grrm proving himself to be low iq as usual.
I have read dune and a finished it in like a week because i liked it so much
Is this supposed to be a flex? Isn't not a big book, anon. If it took you a week while highly engrossed in it, you might be a bit slow on the ol' noggin'.
What's his twinkie policy?
The more he died the more he shat.
you dont understand. Capitalism and The Worm God Emperor are the same thing. Leto the II is inevitable he saw what you did today, he saw how you masturbated and you didnt clean up in the bathroom. he wrote it in the crystal. The money machine will make the worm even if FAtso or the Frenchie dont like the worm, CAPITALISM IS WORM.
He probably saw the lousy Dune: Part Two and misremembered the books as being like it.
Dune (2021) >>>>> Dune: Part Two
Sunset found her squatting in the sand, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the sun came up, she was shitting brown spice. The more she drank the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew.
heh
What was Leto II's tax policy?
why are you seething and pretending the Dune movies are some kind of masterpieces that people don't shit on constantly here
in god emperor, the whole book is about how he rules the galaxy. im sure grrm couldnt understand that though
Dune is literally islam origin but retold to be in space. What a comically American thing to do
It's Star Wars prequels-tier writing.
is that supposed to be a compliment? kek
brian herbet wishes he could come up with a multidimensional character like Dexter Jettster
There's also the fact that everything after Dune Messiah is contrived corporate slop shit. The best option is pack it up when Leto is born and leave at that. maybe with glimpses of visions of what he'll achieve like when Paul saw the jihad. It stops being universal literature there and starts to become cheap TV scripts with poorly crafted contrivances like baron Harkonnen's ghost memory, pax atreides getting no cover whatsoever on how it works, a "whore gesserit", and so on and so forth. After Messiah it's all corporate slop, and that's not with all the problems with Herbert dying and Herbert Jr. milking his legacy to have a writing carreer. All that said to convince myself I'm not standing on GRRM's opinion to agree with it. He's a fat lazy cunt and I hate him for having me waste time with ASOIAF.
Just stop. You'll get better insight by asking chatgpt for abridged versions so you don't feel like you don't know how the story went. It went bad, though. They're just contrived corporate slop that don't need to exist. This series actually taught me that's OK to drop it when it's still good and skip bullshit I don't like. I was reading Discworld then and liked it, but fuck me if I didn't skip witches or tiffany aching or moist von lipwig and will never read anythithing with them on it.
Finish the book GRRM. You can only talk big when you actually finish your series.
Books. Everyone has been waiting on book six in a seven book series. There's still one more to come after the one he's never going to finish writing.
Nobody actually expects book 7 to ever release, why do you think it’s called ‘A Dream of spring’
Not until the last 2 books, Children of Dune does have a few sussy scenes though
Fuck off George
Dune was never good and the desaturated numale version with your "official pretend she's hot mixed race uggo" is even worse
The witches and von Lipwig are good, you're missing out. The Tiffay novels are dogshit though.
Your post is like nipples on a breastplate. Words are wind.
Now please excuse me while I break my fast on eggs fried with fiery Dornish peppers, blood sausages and bacon fried black. All washed down with ale. Then I will tap a cask of the finest Arbor gold so I can be in well my cups by dinner which will consist of Sister's Stew made with four kinds of crab served in hollowed-out stale trenchers of bread along with baked capons stuffed with walnuts.
Lmao, this fat fuck needs to finish his series before talking shit
GoT is also full of glaring bad writing and inconsistencies that make no fucking sense.
Like how the "unsullied" are supposed to be the most elite fighting force in the world. Yet the consist entirely of dudes who got there cocks and balls chopped off before hitting puberty. They would all look like Varys or worse, stuck in child like bodies with severely underdeveloped and brittle bones.
I don't care about women tales or medieval the office. Of course, they're excellent for who cares about it, I wouldn't dare to say Terry Pratchett writes badly, I just don't care about them and have been practicing not caring about things more to save mysellf from vain attempts of making me empathyze to things I never will. I didn't finished Wyrd Sisters nor Going Postal because they're just too much for girls and pretty much the overwhelming inutility of public service, respectively. I didn't even try to read Tiffany because its female protagonist and obvious romantization of scottish delinquency as "adventurous", as if little blue nuisances are something more of a squashable nuisance. "but they're people!" what about acting like people instead of pests, then? Can't relate to veiled villany
Finally, someone says it like it is. Dune is extremely overrated.
Reminder that Alia is absent for a reason and that DUNC is an original story.
shamelessly rips off the first book (alongside 345735 other fantasy/sci-fi books)
ummm I did not find anything worth stealing in these later books so they're bad
Reclaimed water circulates to catchpockets from which you draw it through this tube in the clip at your neck... Urine and feces are processed in the thigh pads.
I thought that too at first about the unsullied but then I realised that they would have been only fighting other unsullied and possibly clearing out useless eaters that were malnourished and weak like you see in those Christian African Children Charity commercials. The whole 'gelded warrior children' scene became an act of degeneracy spectated by the elite wealthy for their amusement.